Konan: Kisame, youâve been wandering all over the place all morning. Are you looking for something?
Kisame: Yes. Iâve seemed to misplace Samehada. I just hope he didnât get loose and wander into that nearby village ⊠remember we had to change hideouts last time because of all the people he killed with chakra-draining.
Konan: *gets up* Iâll help you look. He ⊠wait! There! *points out the window*
*Kisame looks; Samehada is being walked on a leash down the road by Itachi, with Deidara beside them*
Kisame: *goes to meet them* There you are, Samehada! Where did you guys take him? And ⊠what is he wearing??
Deidara: There was a halloween costume contest in that village up the road, for pets. Doesnât he make the cutest little sword-vampire?!
Kisame: Iâm impressed you got a cloak that could fit him âŠ
Itachi: I made it. He seemed to like it. Anyway ⊠*digs in his pocket and pulls out a ribbon* He won second place.
Kisame: Really? Whoa! Good boy, Samehada!
Konan: Second place is pretty impressive!
Deidara: Would have been first place if loud noises didnât freak him out so easily âŠ
Kisame: Loud noises?
Itachi: Mm. For the âtalentâ portion, Dei thought itâd a good to have him do tricks, like jumping and spinning, while Deidara lit off small timed explosions, but âŠ
Deidara: But each time a bomb went off, he jumped on a spectator and drank their chakra to âcalm downâ, hm. He did this to eight people before they told us we could have this ribbon if we just left.
Itachi: But on the bright side ⊠there was also a $50 cash prize! Whoâs up for sweet cakes and tea?!
I know it got to be done! For Tamaki it always gonna get done;) I am also now going to dub you 'tamaki anonðð'
D' from the 2020 ask!
â¥â±D - Dick: heâs gonna give you that Valentineâs Day D! Whatâs it like? (His dick, that is)
I'm sticking by what I said in 2020 - his dick is thicker at the base and gets leaner further down the shaft. Nice, pretty tip that's almost always flushed red. He still keeps his pubes trimmed, because he knows you love to go down on him. No mess down there; neat, dark indigo pubes that slightly cover his heavy balls. He cums a lot - it's cute to watch how they deflate (lol).
â¥ïžâ±F - Freaky: Whatâs his kink?
I could list many, but for now I'm going with impact play. He is a switch, so when he's subbing he likes for you to slap him (not too hard!) on his cheeks. As a dom, he will slap you on your ass, thighs, and your private. Especially the private if you're being bratty.
â¥ïžâ±V - Virginity: How was your first time with him? (Even if you didnât lose it to him)
You most definitely lost your virginity to Tamaki and he lost his to you. HE WAS NERVOUS. It was your third year at UA and it kinda happened unplanned in his dorm room one night.
After an intense makeout session, you got a little handsy with him and started playing with his belt.
"W-wait, Bunny, I-I don't...I don't really know how to, ah-" He trailed off once you started massaging him through his boxers. He was already rock hard, so you smiled up at him sweetly.
Deidara: Weâre gonna see who can build the biggest snowman, hm!
Kisame: That sounds like fun. Wait, Itachi ⊠come here, please.
Itachi: Yes?
Kisame: Youâre missing a crucial element to keep you warm out there.
Itachi: *looks at himself* I am? But Iâve got two pairs of socks, my gloves, my heavy coat, a hat, a â
Kisame: *pulls him close and kisses his lips* There. Now youâre perfect.
Itachi:
Itachi: I ⊠I get cold easily. Can I have a few more of those, just to be on the safe side?
Kisame: *sits Itachi on his lap* Glad to oblige, beautiful ~ *the two start heavily kissing*
Deidara: Thatâs not fair, hm!
Deidara: Hey, Danna!!
*Sasori walks into the room*
Sasori: Yes?
Deidara: Iâm going outside to build snowmen with Itachi. Itâs soooo cold out, can you give me something to keep me warm?
Sasori: Something to keep you warm, eh?Â
Sasori: *hands him a packet of matches* Here you go.
Kisame: Er, Sasori, I donât think thatâs what he â
Deidara, excitedly: You want me to light off the fireworks I have stored out in the shed? Perfect idea, Danna! A terrific explosion is bound to keep me warm!Â
Deidara: *kisses Sasori then runs outside, with Itachi following behind*
Kisame: You really know him well, donât you?
Sasori: I was actually trying to be sarcastic by giving him that, but honestly at this point Iâll take whatever works on him.
req: Those pussy drunk Zoro/Luffy blurbs were so fucking good omg!!! Could you do one with Sanj pleasei? He's PEAK character for this scenario!!
maryâ¡: thank you for sending me a request and thank you for the lovely words! ð¡ð i decided to write this right away and not wait any longer, i also decided to include usopp here, hope you like it! also i apologize for my mistakes, english is not my first language ð
sanji
sanji is so neat but too impatient when it comes to licking you. from the first time you met him he only dreamed of spreading your legs and doing everything he could to your clit, sanji imagined it night after night until the moment he could finally show you he would show you the most real orgasm with his tongue. he will start with something small, he will slowly kiss your wet folds while unbuckling his belt to touch his cock, sanji is so pathetic, you just let him lick you and he is ready to cum. when he does pull his cock out - you're dead. my boy, he grabs you firmly by the hips and literally glues you to his face, he burrows into you like he hasn't drank water in months, greedily kissing your cunnie, he starts whimpering from you and your moans, you're making him really pathetic. he tries to burrow as deep into you as he can to taste all of your flavor, his fingers rubbing your nipples as he waits for the moment of your squirt. he will speed up his tongue with every second, he won't let time just pass, sanji will make sure it's just him and his tongue in your head at the end.
"sanji, please, i-i'm-i'm coming now," blows his mind. he has waited so long for those words tears run down his cheeks, you are the most beautiful girl to him and now he is licking you. his legs start shaking and his whimpering doesn't stop until the next moment you scream "sanji!" squirting on his face. you blessed him with it, he felt like he hadn't felt yet n when thinking about it, sanji didn't notice how he was cumming all over your bed and you at the same time, you caught him in the most interesting role, without even touching him he cum from you and will do it again and again. he doesn't care how much you're trembling and your legs are woozy, he just can't get away from you, sanji swallows all your juices and smears the rest on his face and looks in the mirror to realize he's found paradise between your legs and won't leave until he faints.
usopp.
my sweet boy and my sunshine loves your cunnie so much. his tongue is so soft and nice, he will do the naughtiest things to you that you could never dream of. usopp is like a man who will dream about someone's pussy all the time, he won't hear conversations, he wants to lick you now and here. he will cry with happiness as soon as you let him get on his knees and lick you completely, he will be so happy that he will completely forget about tenderness and decency, he suddenly doesn't care, now, he only thinks about you, your moans and your already swollen clit. usopp has lost all other thoughts, he starts licking you in a second, you haven't had time to undress yet, but that's even better for him, he'll wet your panties with his drool and pornographic moans, and sniff the residue like he's sniffed something forbidden, something that will take him to the most obscene place in this universe. there is so much lust in him, usopp can't hear your moans anymore, he can hear your wet cunnie responding to him, the way your clit pulses when he touches it with his nose and the way your body twitches when he finds all your hot spots again. it's like usopp is in heat, he can't live without your juices and the opportunity to lick you anywhere, he'll get so cranky and beg you "no, please let me...i-i'll make you feel good, i beg you", it'll go on and on until you say yes and he'll stop. swallowing everything you give him and he still can't get enough, he literally wants to eat you to savor the taste of your cunt. his tongue won't stop surprising you with its skill, and his nose won't stop hitting you in the points where you need it. usopp is waiting for you to cum all over his face, the juices are running down his body and the lustful phrases keep coming out of his filthy mouth, he's covered in your cum, his body lost in the moment you cum and now he's waiting for you to get on all fours and let him eat your ass.
*Deidara wakes up slowly in bed, extremely hungover*
Deidara, groaning: Oooh my god, my head, hm. Jeez how did I even get home? What â
Itachi: Good morning, lover ~
Deidara: *jumps and quickly turns his head* What the fuck?! What are you doing in my bed??
Itachi: Actually, youâre in mine. I couldnât let you leave me, after last night.
Deidara: L-last night? What do you mean?
Itachi: You donât remember? I picked you up from the bar last night. We drove to the beach and talked for hours. You ⊠you confessed how youâve been in love with me since the day we met. I told you I felt the same. And ⊠well âŠ
*Hidan bursts into the room*
Hidan: Morning, fuckers! Howâr the newlyweds doing?!
Deidara: NEWLYWEDS?!?!
Itachi: *lifts up Deidaraâs hand* Yes. Remember? *points to the ring on Deiâs finger* Youâre mine now, forever and ever, Deidara Uchiha ~
Deidara: But ⊠but Sasori ⊠Kisame âŠ
Itachi: Sasori was glad I âtook you off his handsâ, as he put it. But Kisame ⊠well, I hope youâre prepared for your fight later.
Deidara: F-fight?
Itachi: Mm. Remember? He said the only way to make things right would be for you both to have one big fight so that he could get all his aggressions out. Anyway when youâre up to it Iâll make you breakfast so you can get ready. I want you to have time to heal before I take you on our honeymoon. Those ten Uchiha babies you insisted on arenât going to conceive themselves ~
Deidara:
Deidara: *faints*
*Sasori and Kisame come in, just barely holding back laughter*
Sasori: *picking up Deidara to take him back to their room* Youâre quite the evil man, arenât you, scaring him like that.
Kisame: That was a bit extreme, even for you, Itachi.
Itachi: Well, hopefully this will teach Deidara a lesson. The next time he comes home piss-drunk, heâll pick somebody elseâs stash of halloween candy to eat.
*Hidan and Deidara, sitting on Deidaraâs bed, sharing a pizza and watching scary movies together *
Hidan: Oi, blondie?
Deidara: Yeah?
Hidan: Can I ask you something?
Deidara: *pushes the pizza box to him* You can have the last piece, hm.
Hidan: Not that! So, youâre fuckinâ with puppet-dick, right? And Iâm practically married to the old bastard.
Deidara: Yeah, so?
Hidan: So, what if both of us werenât with those guys ⊠dâya think we coulda ended up with each other?
Deidara: What the hell? Why are you thinking about this, hm?
Hidan: âCause, okay, me and you are both young, weâre both hot as shit, and we probably got a lot more in common with each other than we do with either of the old farts âŠ
Deidara: I mean ⊠all of that makes sense, hm. But, and you can go ahead and call me gay for saying this, I literally couldnât picture myself with anyone but Danna, hm. I actually think that guys my soulmate.
Hidan, chuckling: Youâre right, that IS fuckinâ gay.  But I guess Iâm gay too then because I feel the same way about âKuzu. *reaches out and playfully flicks Deidaraâs arm* Too bad for me though, âcuz you woulda made a helluva trophy wife.
Deidara: ⊠wife? Why would I be your wife, asshole? If anything, youâd be mine.
Hidan: *laughs* You shittinâ me? Youâre born to be a bottom, Dei. You donât know the first thing about being âthe husbandâ!
Deidara: Oh and you do?! Like youâve ever done anything but lay on your back for Kakuzu??
Hidan: With him itâs different! But with you Iâd one thousand percent be the man.
Deidara: Fuck you! I think youâre just â
*Itachi comes in the room*
Itachi: Good lord, I can hear you guys fighting from all the way across the house. And you know what? You both make valid points.
Hidan: So who the fuck is right then?!
Itachi: Really, thereâs only one way to solve it: fight. Whoever wins is the top.
Deidara: Oi, thatâs stupid, Uchiha! Weâre not gonna â
*Hidan suddenly kicks him off the bed with both feet*
Deidara: Oh you mother fâ
*Deidara pulls Hidan to the floor, and the two roll around wrestling and punching each other*
Kisame, in the doorway: Itachi, was it really necessary to have them do this?
Itachi: Not at all. But â *grabs the pizza box off the bed* I kinda wanted this last piece, and now that theyâre distracted âŠ
Could I please get Tenjiku men with an s/o that's a rat mom? Like freaking loves those little rodents and will just be talking and all of a sudden a rat pops out of their hood or sleeve ðð
Thank you pookie wookie cuddle schnookums bear <3
Tenjiku x Rat Mom!Reader
â¡ SFW, fem reader, fluff, extra fluff because rats have fur, reader has like 4 rats â¡
*not looking for a partner or permanent submissive at the moment- just here to express myself, enjoy some play, and make some friends along the way that enjoy the dark things I do.