#💙⥽ incorrect quotes ⥼

[marsinoff]

Interviewer: Are you rivals? Max & Charles: We are no longer rivals. We are GAY.

[equestriagirl16]

-it’s parents day or something-

Random student: So MC, when’s your mom coming in?

MC: Um-well, I kinda got thrown into this world by myself ya know.

Random student: Oh how sad, looks like she’s gonna be a no show this year huh?

MC: *tearing up* It’s not like I even have choice!

Random student: Aweee does someone miss their mommy, that is if you even have one to *punch* -AACK!

MC: !

Deuce: You must have a death wish if you think you can talk to them like that. What kinda smug bastard shames someone longing for a mother?!

Random student: *scurries away*

Deuce: Don’t ever let me catch spewing that shit agai-

MC: *hugs* Thanks..

Deuce: *calmed down* ..Don’t mention it

—————

Ms. Spade: Oh it’s so wonderful to meet you honey, I’ve heard so much about you!

Deuce: Mom!

MC: Awe thank you Ms. Spade I’m just happy to be there for your son.

Ms. Spade: Speaking of which, sweetie have you-

MC: Oh are you talking about the trash? I actually took the liberty of taking that out earlier, I noticed it was overflowing a bit. I also tackled those dishes for you, and don’t worry Deuce should be free for the rest of the day. I made sure he did all his work and was well rested for our day out.

Ms. Spade: ..honey either you’re taking my job or marrying my son which one is it gonna be?

Deuce & MC: EHHHHHH?!?!

[sweetness-pop]

Vegeta: Be back in a bit baby!

Bulma: Okay bye! I'll miss youuuu!

Vegeta: I'LL MISS YOU FUCKING MORE!

[sharldose]

Max to Charles, after quali: We could talk about literally anything and I’d just be happy I got to talk to you.

[laismoura-art]

Hanzo: Why is Kuai lying face down on the floor?

Kenshi: Oh, he took one of those "which MK character are you" quizzes.

Hanzo: Who did he get?

Kenshi: You.

Hanzo: lol

Kuai has nothing against Scorpion, he just would rather be Sub-Zero🙃

[bylerthebros]

Will: Mike... We need to talk...

Mike: I'm pregnant!

Will: Wha- I'm not breaking up with you!

Mike, throwing the pillow away: Oh, then what is it?

[loganslowdown4]

ITS THE BOIIIIII

Hello boy!

[hermitblr-rpblog-incorrectquotes]

Imagine If Myca Had To Babysit For Mother Spore

Gairy: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Poppy: Y- You’re putting it in cold water?????

Aurum: Gairy. Answer the question Gairy.

Gairy: Yeah??? I thought for like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water?

Aurum: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Coin Eater/Rust: Why are you, putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Aurum: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Coin Eater/Rust: Its takes less than a minute!

Aurum: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!?

Coin Eater/Rust: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Aurum: Like seven minutes.

Coin Eater/Rust: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes, less than that and you use a saucepan.

❤️💙: *Crying* you're putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Your stove is enchanted.

Stitch: Every single person in this household is a fucking lunatic.

Myca: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!?

@ask-mother-spore @aurum-the-yapper @gairy-offical1account @feathers-ocs-a-world-of-chaos

[flickynightdarkness]

Jonathan Crane: Why do you both like Halloween so much

Oliver and Misty Miranda: It's always Halloween in our souls

[regaliasonata]

Tommy: All four of you…together…..ew.

Trent: Says the one who slept with my dad.

Conner: That’s like an international crime.

Ethan: You need help Oliver.

Kira: And someone PLEASE SHAVE THAT SHIT OFF HIS HEAD.

Jason: Yeah you do look kinda foolish man, would still hit it though so don’t worry.

Tommy:

[marsinoff]

*post-quali* Charles: ⓘ This driver is yapping with Max. Max: ⓘ This driver is yapping with Charles.

[iwozlegit]

Incorrect Sonic quotes

(Sonic Movieverse edition)

Sonic: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Shadow : Go the fuck to sleep, Sonic

Sonic: What gif I don't want to?

Shadow : Oh, for fu-!

[justonemorechapternicercy]

Dionysus: Perseus Jackson!

Percy, terrified of hearing his full name: Y-yes?

Dionysus: Where have you been?!

Percy:

Percy: I... I was here? With you? Ever since yesterday when I got back from the quest?

Dionysus, pulling him into his lap: No, baby, I mean where have you been in my whole miserable, immortal life?

Percy: Oh...

Percy: I love you too, Dio.

[sherlock-and-co-incorrect-quotes]

Just wanted to pop in and say that I LOVE your blog!!! I have so many giggles checking the posts and reading them out in their voices in my head! 💙

Aw, I'm so glad you enjoy these, and I'm happy that they seem to be in character as well!😄

I'm getting a proper kick out of making these, and I definitely don't plan to stop anytime soon🌟

[fuckyeaht4tyuinardo]

TMNT 2012 Human AU

Tsukino: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Lee: Um...Neat.

*later*

Lee, lying face down on her bed: I said "Neat," Danny. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Danny, reading her book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Lee. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Casey and April confessed their love for me?

Lee: Didn't you thank them?

Danny: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.

[mythos321]

Coral:TELL ME, ARE YOU A LEADER OR ARE YOU A FOLLOWER?

Seawing Guard:ummm…leader?

Coral:How dare you(picks them up by the head)

Seawing Guard:FOLLOWER I MEANT FOLLOWE-(gets thrown out the ocean)