#mortal kombat incorrect quotes

[kentstoji]

MEME TIME. | PART II.

new era! bi-han, who only used you for the advantages and benefits that a relationship could bring. power, renown and influence. from his perspective, you were merely another pawn on a board in a game between mortals and gods.

a lovely and manipulable pawn. still a pawn. irrelevant in many ways.

one of the biggest obstacles in your relationship has always been his indifference. sometimes you wonder why he started a romantic relationship, only to be negligent and cold. were you the problem?

at first, you tried to avoid thinking that way. tomas, the grandmaster's younger brother said you were perfect! but to be honest, tomas was the human definition of the word: sympathy. (he was a trained killer).

but over time, avoiding the inevitable train of thought became impossible. and when a creature, elegant and sensual, appeared in bi-han's life, it was clear to you that there was something wrong in this relationship.

(and judging by the disdain that was permanently planted on kuai liang's face, you weren't the one to blame).

her name was sareena, she was a demon and you couldn't hate her. she was beautiful, in every way. (magnetic. extraordinary).

even when you witnessed intimate moments that you begged to have with him, everything was so natural. knowing glances, gentle touches in moments when they thought no one was looking — and everyone was, waiting for something. a break in the trust of vows he made to you.

the imposing figure of the grand master was seen with a new companion at his side. it was her. the third participant in your relationship, but she was treated with respect and dedication.

you were the other, apparently. even in his actions, this was reflected. the vows of loyalty and love were just empty words.

there came a time when you got tired of living like this, tired of the neglect or constant silence.

and it was during this period that the invasions began, and other titans began to explore the timeline that liu kang conceived. and among them, there were three immortal variants of bi-han who began to stalk you, fascinated by you...

[tomas-smoked-sasuage]

Y/N after getting their ass beat by Liu Kang

Y/N: *sighs*

Liu Kang: *cocked eyebrow*

Y/N: I miss my wife, Liu Kang, I miss her a lot. I'll be back!!! *Leaves*

Liu Kang: You don't have a wife...?

Y/N: *calls Bi Han*

Bi Han: Why are you calling me?

[purpledusty]

Hanzo: Are we trauma-bonded?

Kuai Liang: We’re trauma-married at this point.

Tomas: What am I? The trauma-in-law?

[n3ptoonz]

mk1 incorrect quotes

[liu kang shows mk1 raiden his past self]

raiden: wow...i was...

liu kang: yes, the god of thun-

raiden: white?!

kung lao bursts into laughter

kenshi tries to hold back a laugh and fails

johnny: what's so funny guys 🗿

[charlotte-family-apologist]

Johnny, laughing: And then! He locked me in the basement, you should’ve heard his laugh, it was straight of a horror movie!

Sonya, nodding along: That reminds me of when mine lost me on a camping trip. My mom was pissed, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her so mad. I didn’t get any sleep that night because they were screaming at each other.

Kung Lao: Well, mine was responsible for my clan lessons, I still go into fight or flight when someone has a ruler!

Liu “I Had A Loving Father” Kang, growing increasingly concerned with this conversation: None of that is normal.

[oneokkombat]

If mk1 Johnny ever met his mk11 self I know he’ll be mad as hell that he is half the size of his og self , he would complain about it to Liu Kang for years

Lord Liu Kang: Johnny Cage, meet your counterpart from the timeline I am originally from, he will help you work through your new pow—

Mk1!Johnny: wait hold on- why is he- why is he like, double my size what the hell man?!

Lord Liu Kang: *deep sigh* Johnny Cage, please focus on the important matter ahead—

Mk1!Johnny: -nah man this is the important matter ahead, like what was the need?! You know how many roles I’ve been rejected for because I didn’t look like that?! I’ve could’ve had it all!! And—

Mk11!Johnny:

[pobbsarts]

Kuai: Hanzo annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Takeda: There's nothing special about tomorrow, Grandmaster.

Kuai: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

[laismoura-art]

Hanzo: Why is Kuai lying face down on the floor?

Kenshi: Oh, he took one of those "which MK character are you" quizzes.

Hanzo: Who did he get?

Kenshi: You.

Hanzo: lol

Kuai has nothing against Scorpion, he just would rather be Sub-Zero🙃

[dontbesoweirdkira]

Y’all need to keep sending me these camp and obscure requests because like yes. I will tell you what Johnny cage thinks about you eating mint chocolate ice cream and yes I know exactly how Bi-Han would react to being in a relationship with someone with BPD.

Like yes make it headcanons funnnn again. I don’t question oddly specific things because I do be thinking about how Kung Lao would react to my doll collection. Actually speaking of…

[lil-bri]

Mk1 Incorrect Quotes pt. 8:

Liu Kang as a (human) child: “I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures!”

Liu Kang now: “I can’t wait to go to sleep.”

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Kenshi: Your ex called you a whore.

Johnny: Yeah, not the first time. A lot of people love to call me a whore.

Kenshi: Who?

Johnny, joking: What, you want the list in alphabetical order?

Kenshi, sword in hand: Yes.

[kentstoji]

ㅤ ㅤㅤ‹ CRUEL INTENTIONS.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ‹ 𖤐 pairing. new era! bi-han x gn! reader | platonic! liu kang x reader!

ㅤ ㅤㅤ‹ 𖤐 setting. mk1 timeline.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ‹ 𖤐 type. headcanons. | this part focuses more on reader's relationship with their friends and family than actually adding anything to romance (or in relationships with other yandere). some characters may be ooc, but everything here is for fun and writing exercises.

ㅤ ㅤㅤPART ONE | MEMES | PART THREE.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— Immortality was not a gift but a curse, a heavy anchor. A cruel burden that Liu Kang, a monk who once felt the relentless touch of time, began to bear after gaining control over the sands of time. Since then, the God of Fire and Thunder was left alone with the stories he wove, his creations, and the ghosts of a bittersweet past.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— Geras was a familiar face, but not quite the same. Merely a shadow. Liu Kang was, without a doubt, alone in this timeline, serving his own creations. Over time, he came to understand that, despite all his power, fate did not always respect his scripts.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— It was in that quietude that you appeared in his life: a sweet child, with curious eyes and an easy smile.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— Loving you was easy. For the first time, Liu Kang could realize the fantasies he had shared with Kitana: he finally had a family. Becoming a father became his greatest honor, and he embraced this role with pride. You were his treasure, an unexpected variation in the code he had written, which made you unique in his eyes.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— Liu Kang was a devoted father, always indulging your wishes but also knowing when to set boundaries. Beyond that, he was an excellent mentor. You grew up with everything you needed: knowledge, diplomatic training, and physical strength.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— Johnny Cage, a champion of Earthrealm, would say that your essence was radiant, like a little sun. Inspired by your father's actions, you strove to be kind and strong. Perhaps that’s why it was so easy for you to be seduced by the empty promises of the Lin Kuei Grandmaster. Love, loyalty, honor— qualities you valued and sought in your marriage. But instead, you found a painful betrayal.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— Sektor was a loyal friend, and although you noticed how her gaze lingered on your husband, she never acted on those feelings. You were always grateful for that. When the monks from the Wu Shi Academy came to collect your belongings, she was the first to try and understand your motivations.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— Without hesitation and without shedding a tear, you revealed the truth. Bi-Han had made his choice, and you would respect it, even if it was a foolish one.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ“The Grandmaster wouldn’t be capable of such an offense,” Sektor murmured, shaking her head in disbelief, her braids mirroring her movements. “He respects you deeply.”

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— You laughed. The truth was already public. Everyone in the clan had seen what was truly happening between the Grandmaster and Sareena, who now wore the colors of the Lin Kuei, leaving the scarlet garments behind.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ“I believed that too, but maybe I never truly knew the real Bi-Han. And I don’t even know if I want to.”

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— Even so, you were happy. You still had the support and affection of friends. After your departure, Kuai Liang and Tomas found time to visit you, often bringing Cyrax and Sektor along. These visits warmed Liu Kang’s heart, though he harbored a quiet fury. You were his greatest weakness, and any offense against you was enough to awaken the brutal side he tried to suppress.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— With the distance from Bi-Han, you returned to training and began building new connections. The champions of Earthrealm were captivating companions, each in their own way. Eventually, however, it was inevitable that you would find yourself in your ex-husband’s presence. On one of these occasions, you congratulated him on his victory over the Black Dragon.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ “It was an easy fight,” Sareena replied before Bi-Han. A sharp smile on her lips. “We make a great team, I must say.”

ㅤ ㅤㅤYou laughed, with veiled cynicism. “Of course you do…”

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— Despite keeping up appearances, Sareena’s presence and that of her sisters caused a noticeable discomfort for Liu Kang. But he knew how to hide his feelings. The real tension arose when you and Bi-Han were alone. Your calmness and the innocence he always criticized remained, as if those three years of marriage had never existed.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— The first direct confrontation came from him, during a gathering that Liu Kang had organized. Dressed in the colors of the Academy, you were cheerfully talking with Kung Lao, exchanging cheeky smiles.

ㅤ ㅤㅤ “Now I see why you went back to your father,” Bi-Han growled, once the meeting ended. “To stay close to that weakling?”

ㅤ ㅤㅤYou paused, confused. “Are you being sarcastic?”

ㅤ ㅤㅤ— It was impossible to forget: he had brought another woman into your home, someone with whom he spent more time than he ever had with you. Needless to say, that night ended in a fight. Kuai Liang had to drag his brother away while Tomas apologized repeatedly to Kung Lao and Liu Kang, who watched the scene in disbelief.

[tomas-smoked-sasuage]

Johnny: Mirror, mirror on the wall, am I the prettiest of them all?

Y/N: *on the phone to Johnny* Nuh uh

Johnny:....

Johnny: The fuck you mean 'nuh uh'?

Kenshi & Raiden: *sighing*

Liu Kang: *rolling his eyes*

Kung Lao & Smoke: *laughing their asses off*

[purpledusty]

Jax: so how the fuck did you guys crash?

Cyrax: Johnny was driving, and there was a deer, so Kenshi yelled, “Johnny, deer!”

Johnny: ...

Kenshi to Johnny: Tell them what you responded with.

Johnny: ... i said, “yes, honey?” and then we crashed.

Sonya: fucking idiots

[n3ptoonz]

mk1 incorrect quotes

scorpion: the shirai ryu is lucky to have you

takeda: i told you, i appreciate everything you've done for me, but i'm not shir-

scorpion: we would love to have you over for the new wave of recruits

takeda: i just sai-

scorpion: hanzo said he misses you

takeda: KUAI

[charlotte-family-apologist]

Johnny: Since none of us are talking, how’d you meet your current partner?

Kuai Liang and Hanzo: Attempted murder.

Liu Kang, thinking: Oh, Kitana tried to murder me.

Johnny, rolling his eyes: God. Can’t any of you flirt like a normal person?

Kenshi opens his mouth to speak.

Johnny, holding his hand out to stop him: No. Shut up. You’re not any better.