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#Seven’s Public Diary#vent post#…that was one of my favorite bowls#can’t have shit when you live with two worthless alcoholic addicts#now there’s soup all over the wall and the stairs and soaked into the carpet#it can sit there and rot for all i care. i will never clean up another one of their messes#and of course that had to happen when i JUST got done cleaning the toilet and sat down to give my screaming back a break#why do i even Try to keep this house clean when they immediately get it nasty again#oh yeah. because if i don’t then he’ll bitch about me never doing anything and then i’ll get kicked out#and let’s not even COUNT the THREE times this month that she dropped her dinner on the living room floor#and the dog eats it before i can get there to stop him and then it makes him sick and i have to clean THAT up too. all on Carpet.#i swear to god the MOMENT that this house becomes mine im ripping up every square inch of this nasty carpet#who buys an old farmhouse and then lays CARPET OVER EVERY SINGLE FLOOR IN THE HOUSE#AND THEN WALKS ALL OVER IT WITH THEIR NASTYASS DIRTY BOOTS EVERY DAY#*stares at the molding carpet in the bathroom* no fucking wonder i developed chronic sinus issues as a kid.#and you fucking wonder why i grew up into a ‘germaphobe’. …yeah it’s mostly the severe OCD but STILL.#it’s not like i developed that out of thin air. it was a response to my fucking environment.#okay that probably not completely true. it was probably the trauma of suddenly losing my dog. it maybe the strep throat triggered it.#i don’t know everything kinda happened at once. anyways. i’m mad and wanna point fingers like the petty child i am inside#i dont deserve to have to clean up after two grown adults that stumble around like toddlers#i am 25 years old i shouldn’t have to be Their parent yet. i still need a parent my goddamn self. a sober one. and i’m never gonna get that#yet here i am cleaning up their messes and filling out their paperwork and buying their groceries and paying their bills and and and.#all for what. inheritance money??? …yes. and i’m gonna stick it out till i goddamn get it bc it’s not like i can hold down a job#and as much as i hate it here it’s way fucking better than being homeless. and one day it’ll be nice and peaceful.#i’ll probably be 50 years old by then. if i make it that far. but one day. one day it’ll all be mine.#and i’ll change my name and sell everything and die without ever bringing a child into this hell of a world and i’ll be proud#because all i want to do is live long enough to end the cycle. all i want to do is what everyone before me couldn’t. let it end with me.#lmfao Better Days by Dermot Kennedy just came on and now i’m crying again. man i thought i was done crying. im gonna get a migraine#thanks Spotify thats just what i needed tonight. sigh. i need to eat something i feel.. sick. entire sleeve of saltines.. save me…#now i have to speedrun getting water from the kitchen so i don’t run into anyone. maybe i’ll just settle for the shitty bathroom tap water
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one of my favorite parts about that scene in season 3 episode 7 of the umbrella academy is right after the umbrellas and sparrows “contained” the keugelblitz and celebrate by opening several bottles of alcohol and partying, because in every single shot ben is in, he’s either trying to get himself or five as wasted as possible
#that man is making sure five’s old man grumpiness stays at bay with his glass overflowing with champagne#he’s like ‘‘begone you old miserable grouch’’#and honestly i kinda get it lmfao#drunk five is one of my favorite fives#sorry i don’t make the rules#he’s funny as hell#who else would fill a kitchen mixing bowl with cereal and replace the milk with vodka#and then immediately after collapse in the elevator before he could eat any#breaking: grandpa is drunk and hungry again#also not to mention the fact that another one bits the dust is playing????#ugh such a good song. and it’s such a groovy song#it’s so perfect for their moment of unsuspecting celebration#god idc i love season 3#the umbrella academy spoilers#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#hargreeves siblings#tua season 4#tua s4#five hargreeves#number five#tua five#tua ben#tua sparrow ben#ben hargreeves#sparrow ben#sparrow!ben#tua s3#tua s3e7
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#kirby#food#daily kirby#my art#digital#hal laboratory#nintendo#ate a pomegranate for the first time in years#it is so fun. and so sticky.#it is both a snack and an activity.#would kirby's little amoeba nubs be able to grab a pomegranate pip from the pith?#I have no idea.#realistically he'd probably just eat it whole.#(I do not use the water bowl method I just score the exterior so I can crack it open and pick the pips out one by one like a little monkey)#favorites
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#egg roll in a bowl#one of my favorite things to meal prep#cabbage#carrots#bell pepper#rice#turkey#meat#TikTok#TikTok food#brattylikestoeat#food#foodlr#food blog#video#foodie#cooking stim#stim cooking#savory stim#yummy
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Uuooaaaa
Attempt is not torture
Just silly little boy, pat pat him
SO MANY LIL ROBBIES TAKING OVER THE WORL
#ANOTHER LIL GUY????#HES REAL AGAIN AND IS INFESTING YOUR CITRUS BOWLS (it's just a singular him)#So tiny.... Possibly the smallest goober to date..#My favorite photo is the fuggin blurry one that makes him look like he's charging up to do his daily zoomies#It's all over for yall once this lil man's reaches max serotonin BXHXGDHHD#I must know how shmol this mans is#So friend shaped...#Can turn a orange or a grapefruit into a lil home (it wouldn't last)#Littol criminal- will try and climb your keyboard to order a whole crate of lemons but he keeps falling over💔🥄🥄#AWEEEE SO CUUUUUTEEEEE;;;;;;;
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What would you choose? :0c
(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)
#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks#then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard#I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing#to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or#honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal#(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of#'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the#texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso#OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety#augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro#and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of#different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more#when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh#but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions#so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion#on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread#doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and#bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.
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yippeee! beep bop beep bop ! anon bunny 🍓’s reporting!
OMG, the harbinger reader x dragon!FL? mwah, masterpiece >__<
iam severely doused in the idea that is not a Harbinger, bur rather a wandering dragon, and reader take's Childe's place as the 11th (or any other, really!) Could you imagine, dragon!FL being the
"bodyguard" of Harbinger reader in a Harbinger meetings, or even in general? Like, strong, fierce Harbinger!reader being protected by our overgrown lizard? cutie
(i am TOTALLY not writing a fanfic about this,, hehe)
also, i lowkey wanna change my anon name to anon bunny 🍓 instead of just anon bunny,, yippee!
~ hehe ><
hey psst pssssstttt if you do write that fanfic if you're comfortable with showing people i would LOVE to read it!!!!
you as the strong, firm, but kind Eleventh Harbinger, known for both your mercy and brutality. to those who show genuine remorse, you send them away with a stern talking to and reasonable punishment, but to those who lie or mock, you're entirely unforgiving. it creates an odd dissonance in opinions of you at first, before your reputation settles into someone understanding, but not to be crossed... until it abruptly changes once you happen to acquire a dragon friend. see, the other Fatui believe that you beat the beast into submission, but really you just freed him from a trap- you hate to see an innocent creature in pain. you had expected him to run, perhaps snap at your hand before flying away, but instead the dragon- Foul Legacy, he carved into the ground- shook out his wings and sat up, tilting his head at you curiously before leaning in and giving your cheek a tentative lick
he never leaves you alone after that, proudly trailing after you on every mission until you reluctantly allow him to officially accompany you, your agents sworn to secrecy. they don't mind- they think it's funny, essentially being the only sane sector of the Fatui, and Foul Legacy is always happy to make new friends. he does not, however, consider most of the other Harbingers friends, with their sly eyes and words dripping with thinly veiled contempt. he curls around you during the meetings, regarding each of them with a narrowed gaze, lingering on those he dislikes the most. if any of them raises a single hand towards you, Legacy growls viciously, especially at Il Dottore, who he seems to hate most of all. yet despite his protective malice, after everyone leaves and the meeting is over Legacy's tail begins thumping against the floor, nudging into your hand as if he's asking for praise, didn't he do such a wonderful job? and you always sigh and give him a few pats before you leave, as is routine
most of the Fatui know you now as intimidating and ruthless, strong enough to control a dragon. but to the people under you, you're simply their levelheaded superior with an odd, scaly friend
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#genshin tartagalia#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#hehe i like strawberries they're so tasty#my favorite fruit is raspberry though#not the mushy ones that texture is eugh#i can eat a whole bowl of the ones that are just right#short scenario#other's stuff#good evening#chit chat#anon bunny 🍓
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Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - Toximander
#kingdom hearts dream drop distance#khddd#dream eaters#toximander#my gif#this is one of my FAVORITE dream eaters#just looking at it makes me go heehehehehooohohoo#sticks my fingers in its three nostrils like a bowling ball and throws it#jk i would never
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One time i was just chilling, minding my own business, when i see my cat meowing at me. I look over and she is bringing me one of her kittens (she gave birth a few weeks prior), but since she is actually really short, she kept tripping on her own child. To save them both the trouble i walk up to them. And my cat just,, drops the kitten at my feet, looks at me with meaning and just walks away to bask in the sun. Left me to babysit her kid, who is staring at me with the wettest, biggest eyes you can imagine.
My sister sees me sitting on the ground holding the little thing in my hands, asks me what the hell i am doing, and i just sigh deeply "i'm babysitting".
#thankfully she is neutered now. but there are so many funny moments#she once dropped that same kitten in a bowl of water while she was trying to move it#thought this was funny so i wanted to share. this is one of my favorite memories
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hey, don't cry. while the ramen water boils, add some shredded leftover meat or lunch meat and some spinach to your bowl. when you put the noodles in, add an egg, the whole spicy flavor packet, a tsp+ each of ground ginger and garlic, and a pat of butter. decide when the noodles are done with your heart and then add them and the broth to the bowl. okay?
#delicious flavorful and nutritious ramen#easy for adhd#adhd#yeah. my favorite meal to make.#just trust me on this one bro#a friend dubbed this “extravagant ramen” so thats what i call it lol#OR. i tried out the cheat tonkatsu recipe from the mxtx cookbook recently.#in your bowl crack an egg and add kewpie mayo then whisk. i didnt have that so i added regular mayo+rice vinegar#do everything the same except mix it up after you put in the noodles and the broth#ITS FUCKING DELICIOUS#i speak
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Shilo and grefgor have a lovely picnic with their lovely pheasant while they wait for emizel to wake up from being impaled by a nearby branch
I forgot to bring the pheasant back for the picnic, please forgive me
#jrwi the suckening#jrwi grefgor#jrwi grefgore#shilo bathroy#shilo bathory#I fucking loved this one actually cuz it let me do my most favorite thing ever: overthink shit#like if emizel is impaled on a branch would he be dead or does that count as a staking?#these are vampires if they’re having a picnic they need blood so where is it coming from?#grefgore would NOT be having a lovely ANYTHING if one of his princes was just impaled#stuff like that#also! the doodle prompt ask thing is ABSOLUTELY still ongoing but this is probably the last thing I’ll actually doodle tonight#thank you anon!#tw gore#maybe closer to cartoon gore?#omgart#OH OH also in the last panel Grefgore is using his hands as a makeshift bowl so Shilo can drink#I figured this was probably an armored pheasant ask but I am. so so at romantic interactions so that’s kinda the best I got
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My mom and I listened to the Ithaca Saga together…
IT WAS GLORIOUS!!!
Chills! Friggin Chills!!!!
#I’m listening to Odysseus as we speak!#that man is a doffeeent beast now#and I know Ares watching with the biggest bowl of popcorn!#epic the musical#the ithaca saga#this goes with the Wisedom Saga as one of my favorites of Epic
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I love cooking so much
#i was so bad at cooking when i first started living on my own#but now it's genuinely one of my favorite hobbies#there is something so amazing about working on a meal from scratch and then taking a bite and it's delicious#and being like wow! holy shit! i made that! and it wasn't even that hard!#delicious food is within reach as long as the recipe is presented properly#i made a banh mi style rice bowl earlier this evening and i am still fucking thinking about it#those flavors were nuts. god that tasted so good#i felt dubious combining those sauces but sometimes you just gotta trust the recipe because GODDAMN
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Oh yeah, I forgot to update this blog with the news that I sold out my entire stock at the art sale! I have a small batch of sculptures going through the kilns now and plan to drop them online all at once sometime in late May, but yeah, I sold like. forty sculptures there
#college students in Iowa really like Little Guys it seems!!#shop update#not ceramics#it was INSANE it was SO cool to help run the show#people would come by the tables look happily at the teapots and bowls and stuff and then do a delighted double-take at the sculptures#and not gonna lie that made my entire year worth it#people would boop them on the nose in passing..... precious........#I'm sad I didn't get to see most of them sell tho :') about thirty of them (the best ones in my opinion) sold within the first three hours#and I wasn't there yet to see them go... I don't know who bought my favorites... ah well!! It was still wonderful :3
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🧋👜 for whoever you'd like!
[ask meme]
Oh Hi Tea! Of course, here we go!
🧋 (Boba Tea) - Come up with a Kirby Café item themed around your OC! It can be a savoury dish, a drink, a dessert, or something else entirely.
Hands you Stell's. It's a Mexican Hot Chocolate Lava Cake! (with a red velvet base :>) Desserts are my happy place, and it was definitely fun scrolling through the Kirby Cafe Menu archives to write up an appropriate flavor (ha) text for it haha! Clenches fist. Love the Kirby Cafe. Mentally I am There.
💼 (Bag) - Inventory check! What items does your OC typically carry around with them? What do they carry them in?
Already did Stell’s, so here's Phemus’!
Much like a certain masked knight, Phemus likes to keep her things in the hammerspace of her cape! This is only a sampling of what’s in there, who knows what other bits and bobs and knick knacks lie within >:’D
#Kirby OC Ask Meme#qna#stell#parhelion knight#phemus#aseukiart#doodles#I Love. Drawing Desserts. Did you Knowe#Puts my little spoon inside the lava cake and scrumbles it around. Tasty with a glass of milk or maybe with some tea#Phemus' cape is an endless well of strawberry bonbons and werther's originals and etc#strebby bonbon candies beloved#literally my favorite ones to snag from my grandma's candy bowl back when I was a larva#The Crayon Drawing was Technically a Trade but Also a gift#Also hello Tea thank you for the ask!! Loves and Cherishes you.
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my brother, evil and malicious in intent: what's your least favorite soup
me, nice and lover of soup: the one that isn't in my bowl
#then hes like. whats the least favorite in the bowl#and im like. the one not in my belly#and he goes okay whats the least favorite in your belly#and i go. actually its homogenous now and a part of me#and then he tries to punch me /hj#soup#soup posting
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