#“yo dad I'm like in my twenties”
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the little mermaid but it's kanera
#“I want to know what the sky tastes like. but If I fly on a ship that's close enough”#“Hera get your kriffing head out of the clouds and back in the kriffing water where it belongs”#“I won't lose my only child the way I lost her mother”#“yo dad I'm like in my twenties”#“You're still my child”#“the prince? yeah yeah he's hot but loOK AT HIS SHIP”#“Oh kanan it isn't just me the whole kingdom wants to see you happily settled down with the right girl”#“She's out there somewhere Oke and when I meet her I'll know! It'll just hit me! bam! like lightning!”#“that may be a bit in poor taste”#“Yeah the last time you got electrocuted it didn't turn out too well”#“wow okay sabine but no one asked you”#“thrawn what in the seven seas would you need my voice for”#“princess are you blind read the contract it says your voice is my payment”#“right but why do you want it”#“Well if you must know Eli broke my record player and now we can't rig a proper cauldron playlist so take this as a compliment”#“zeb is it just me or is the queen being suspiciously nice”#“hera clearly she thinks you're daughter-in-law material why else would she keep arranging dates for you and the prince”#“aw i love her”
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