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lily would win a magic fight. james would win a muggle fight. sirius would win a verbal fight. remus would win a speed knitting fight. peter wouldn't win a fight, but would win a war
#i feel like i worded this weird sooo#lily would win like a wizarding duel yknow. like with spells her wand and shit.#<- would beat all the rest at this#james would then beat all of them at a physical muggle style fight. like punching and shit yknow#sirius win basically like arguments debates battle of wits roast battles all that stuff#remus would beat them all in a knitting fight (like he could knit faster and better 😭😭 it was like the first/only thing i could think)#then peter wouldn't beat them all against any type of fight#BUT would be able to best them in a long-term war. ie with strategy and manipulation and planning and all that#so like yeah chess. he'd win at chess#ig#marauders era#marauders#lily evans#james potter#sirius black#remus lupin#peter pettigrew
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me n moze say good morning to the world !!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ
art by @rabbbitseason of course <3
#🐦⬛🐕 .#<-#hehe i took inspo from kai’s rb of my mb:>#MY FIRST MOEVIE COMM#this is queued#im asleep (at least i should be by the time this is posted) but it’s a mystery as to how i will fall asleep knowing i would have to#close my eyes and not actively stare at this for the rest of my life#full factory reset i really don’t know what i would even say to this 🥹 im just#things i would do for bitti : anything! i cannot think of something i wouldn’t do for her#i gave her the most cursed ref known to mankind and she came up with this im so 🥹 thank you so much … your art blows me away every time ….#i may pass out seeing him in your style … the way you did his hands and he’s so big#this is me -> ໒꒰ྀི o̴̶̷̤ ̯o̴̶̷̤ ꒱ྀི১ at this HSJDNCN aaaaaa 🥹#i will also state the very obvious and say that bitti is such a pleasure to work with ajsnxnkck ….. please im on my knees#when i saw this- my stomach literally flipped inside out and my ears were ringing .. and my heart was beating a million beats per second#if bitti’s comms were open for eternity & i won the lottery- i would commission so many mozes ….. the world would be full of bitti’s mozes.#^ though that sounds terrible for bitti … im so sorry#i swear that won’t happen i would never do that to you#he is sooooo yum in your style (severe & outrageous understatement)#but what i can do is stare at this all day#THANK YOU BITTI UEUEJJSJS 🥹🥹🥹 I HOPE UR PILLOWS R ALWAYS COLD !!!#not even aventurine’s shield can protect me from the 100000000 damage i took from this /pos#such a shield doesn’t exist in the hsr realm or the real world !!!#evie.ss#IM KIND OF ANGRY THAT I KNOW THERES NOTHING I CAN SAY TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL !!!!! WHAT COULD I SAY >:#WHAT AN ODD FEELING WHERE I AM reduced to my knees but from positive emotions alone …#im so dizzy /pos let me stop here this is already so long omg 🥹#edit: dude /gn my screen time is gonna skyrocket because im still staring with such a dopey smile on my face ahsndnxkc gosh im happy :’) th#thank you so much bitti …. this means so much to me#i literally can not put into words how much this has made my entire year :’)) im so soft im so happy
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Thinking about writing a fic where a “post getting kicked off of robin” Tim actually gives in and says yes to Jason pressuring him to become his sidekick.
But instead of being super angsty or dark Tim decides the best way to get his “revenge” is to become a plague on Richard John Grayson’s home. Mainly, Titans Tower.
This culminates with Jason, Tim, and Steph getting a bunch of their friends together and making their own team (led by Cassie and Jason) called ‘The EVIL Teen Titans.’ They’re just like the normal titans when it comes to saving people and stuff, it’s just that sometimes they decided to attack Titans Tower for their own enrichment.
Basically they’ve become the Titans own Injustice League. Except they’re not actually trying to kill the Titans off, they just get into fights with them. In fact some members of the JL are even encouraging this. After all the regular attacks help the Titans pinpoint holes in their defences.
Dick has never been more tired.
#nygma rambles#this was definitely based on those ‘young justice would turn evil for each other in a heartbeat’ posts#because yeah they would#I think they should lock the robins in a tower and have them beat the shit out of each other more often#I don’t think dick would like it all that much but unfortunately for him I do think it would fix the rest of them#batfam#batfam au#fic idea#should I do character tags?#I’ll just do the main ones#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson
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#spheal#i wish i could post circular images on tumblr. because this one is deserving of a fully circular PNG. i could technically just take a#regular square image and then make the edges transparent to make it *effectively* a circle‚ but like… would that appeal?#if that would appeal then i'll do it. i don't think it would be *too* prohibitively hard. i would be willing to make an addendum#with a circular transparent image of spheal staring at the screen if enough of you want it. either way#this guy rolls everywhere and i think tumblr is gonna like that. i feel like this is gonna end up being a well-liked pokémon amongst tumblr#as in. i feel like. it already is. because. of how it is. i just don't know bc spheal isn't like. one of my favorites#it's cute don't get me wrong but it's just not one i think about all the time. it's one that i'll like if prompted but not unprompted#i'm gonna stop before i dig myself into a hole. i beat totk finally. it was very good and i honestly had way way more fun with it than i did#with botw. i have my criticisms obviously. it's not perfect it's not pmd. but it was very good. and now i've moved onto the next game in my#backlog. which is very long but i'm steadily working through it. hopefully i can get it done before i graduate this december and stop having#any time for the rest of my life ever forever to play video games. dreading that day. but uh#until then i will game. and hang out with my friends. and go on tumblr. and do all these things i like to do. until i no longer can#wow this got depressing i'm gonna Stop here. enjoy spheal
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y'all i gotta be honest for a sec, the "atla wouldnt change much if aang wasnt there, in fact it might be better" and "the atla finale wouldnt change much if aang wasnt there to fight ozai" debates is the funniest thing ive seen come out of this fandom
#'this show wouldnt change much if the main character wasnt there' hmm me thinks otherwise!#do people just. not realize that the gaangs arcs ESPECIALLY zukos and kataras would not have happened if aang was taken out of the picture?#ppl praise zukos redemption arc sm and rightfully so but aang is such a HUGE factor in zukos arc!#hell you could argue that it kickstarted because of aang#'if we knew each other back then do you think we could have been friends too?' the question that forever changed zukos life#without aang katara would still be stuck in the south pole with sokka and she wouldve never gotten the training she needed#toph wouldve never left if aang wasnt in the picture#hell you could argue the same with suki shed still be stuck on the island#tbh without aang theyd all be dead or at least in serious trouble by the end of the series#and the finale argument... cmon now#did people forget the scene of iroh explaining to zuko (AND THE AUDIENCE) that aang HAS to be the one to fight ozai#ONLY aang could defeat ozai#the strongest firebender in the series#without aang they all wouldve been cooked#by this point both zuko and sokka were seriously injured and katara and the rest were absolutely exhausted from fighting their own battles#ozai is only one guy yeah but again he is the strongest firebender in the whole series#even iroh was like 'nah theres no way in hell i could beat him'#ozai was in the air spinning around like a beyblade shooting fire from all parts of his body destroying everything in sight LMAOOO#delete later#probably
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"Nikolai could outsmart Kaz" "the Darkling could outsmart Kaz" y'all just hate to see a hot bitch from new jersey winning
#fuck it imma just start saying this is classist#the thing about kaz is that even when he loses he wins because you KNOW this bitch would devote all his energy for the rest of his life#into getting even and frankly no one else has that level of commitment#like. how many times does he have to beat your fave before you accept that hes better at this than your Special Boy#six of crows#crooked Kingdom#kaz brekker#nikolai lantsov#the darkling
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Steve rubs his eyes as he pulls the car into the parking lot. He yawns as he comes to a stop. Steve blinks a few times to get rid of the remnants of sleep as the passenger door opens and Eddie collapses in. "Thanks for picking me up," Eddie rushes out in one breath.
Steve hums slightly, reversing the car out of the lot and back down the road. "Can't believe the van died on me-" "seat belt." Steve interrupted, reaching across Eddie for the seat belt.
And if his hand felt against Eddie's chest, well who's to say.
Eddie snatches the seat belt out of Steve's hand, using his other hand to swat Steve away. Steve relents with a chuckle, going back to grip the steering wheel at 9 and 2.
"These are cute." Steve feels a tug at the hem against his thigh, causing him to look down. He got woken up so suddenly, he forgot to get dressed. Clad in only his plaid boxers, a worn grey shirt, and one tube sock, Steve ventured out into the cold night.
"Shut up," Steve rolls his eyes, batting at Eddie's hand just like Eddie had done to him moments before.
And if Eddie grabs his hand and holds it, well who's to say.
They sit in companiable silence before Steve clears his throat," Oh, by the way, I got you something." Eddie let's out a delighted gasp," Oh? For me?" "It ain't much, don't sound so excited." "Thee Steve Harrington bestowing upon me a gift? It's very exciting."
"It's in the glove box." Steve stares diligently out the window as he hears Eddie click the glove compartment open. He pulls up to a stop sign and stops. He can hear Eddie inhale slowly," uh Napkins?" "What? No-" Steve clicks his tongue looking into the glove box.
He reaches over and moves some napkins out of the way, finding the small bag. "Here." He tosses it in Eddie's lap. Steve grips the wheel harder, nerves taking over as he drives away from the stop sign. Its a stupid gift he thinks.
Inside the bag are a few things Steve had happened to find that screamed Eddie in his mind. A dark feather that shimmered in the light Steve had found outside the trailer. A random D20 Steve stole borrowed from one of the kids. A guitar pick he spent hours painting Corroded Coffin on. A rock from the quarry Steve had picked up after they had went and smoked there one night. A Polaroid of the two of them high, but Steve could see the love in their eyes as they smiled at each other. The ticket stub from the first movie they went to as a date.
"It ain't mu-" "Shut up this is amazing!" Steve blushes at the praise. Eddie's hand lands on his thigh, making Steve inhale sharply. "Gonna kiss you now," Eddie murmurs into Steve's ear.
And if they pull the car over and fog up the windows, well who's to say.
#They are in love!!! They are kissing!!!#Steve just collects things and gives them all at once so that way if something is lame well at least something else is cool (right?)#Can't be disappointed if everything else is nice#Its the same mentality he had with report cards in school and good grades if one is bad but the rest is great it evens out right#Mom and Dad will still be happy right?#Eddie is ecstatic at anything because the fact Steve even saw something and thought of him makes his heart beat faster#And the fact Steve is so thoughtful to give him things he would like?? Oh Eddie is kissing that man#They make it back to Steve's without the cops showing up so all ended well#And if Steve walks with a limp into the house well who's to say#(Eddie is. He's smug about it)#Steddie#This is not the drabble I was thinking about posting today but here it is#steve harrington x eddie munson#eddie munson x steve harrington#steve harrington/eddie munson#eddie munson/steve harrington#Jade is Talking
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was thinking about how Armand is basically a canon video game enjoyer but fanon dictates he mostly plays cozy games where you can control everything (in character i won’t lie) but since i don’t really play those i can’t help picturing him playing like. elden ring. and then, like a premonition from god it became crystal clear that he would be really unwell about Miquella
#androgynous eternally youthful godlike being who weaponises the love he inspires in others like an iron fist#needing nothing more than beauty to make people worship you. misguided ‘compassion’. the trappings of ultimate power. etc etc#you know his beef with mohg would be PERSONAL (before playing the dlc)#and then after he finishes the dlc he frequents chat rooms like WHY ARE YOU BOOING HIM. (miquella) HES RIGHT.#anyway he would have the worlds shittest build for the first half of the game. rage quit for like 3 months#stay up for days on end learning about all the statistics and dps and soft caps and shit#comes back with that knowledge and beats the rest of it in 3 days#oh and you know he DOMINATES invasions. unstoppable invader. and dualists hate him because he refuses to play fair#i think he’d have a dex/faith build. and i think he’d like thrusting swords. and parrying. he’s annoyingly good at parrying.#your daily dose of idiocy#iwtv#armand#elden ring
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me: wow i feel Bad. Positively Wretched. i shall take a sick day and stay home today
me: that will also give me many hours to catch up on my inktobers and mayhaps even do work on my thesis
me: how odd! i am feeling too bad to do any Work! who could have predicted this outcome
#fell into the trap again!!!#what if i DON'T beat myself up for laying down all day#i don't feel horribly sick and expect to be good to go to school tomorrow#so i could. theoretically. push myself to Do Things#but that WOULD defeat the entire point of taking a day off to rest
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the one thing amiss from nsbu's concept and the general isekai/modern jumanji medias in general is the fact that in the original jumanji all that shit happened in the real life town. people died for real. we need to bring funny games (1997) to the tabletop scene
#not art#me being so aware that doing /horror/ horror is functionally no-go for d20: okay but hear me out#this idea actually sorta breaks down if u bring in the notion of stakes bc the point kinda is that the pc characters Die#the other parallel-world-mania movie I was thinking abt wrt this is nightmare on elm street and well. thats even bleaker lol#but honestly it might be fun if you play it play-to-lose style like the zone rpg#you come into the game knowing whether you'll die or not. only one player character makes it to the end (our final girl)#the rest is carnage nsbu style#I think nsbu's g13 plot beat just makes me think of like. ok what if a character makes it out of a tape#and then. what if that tape is a slasher movie and the slasher is loose#.....this would honestly work better as a comic or movie lmao. but I do like the idea of a horror/comedy campaign#of this using nsbu's really bombastic no-hold-barrels ridiculous-feat-of-power-based design#eh. simply my pre-nap vision u know how it is. need more blood in me is all
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Ludonarrative resonance
#this was so funny to me#such things are the reason i tried all the dialogue and command options#even when i knew it wasn't helpful and i would have to do it over#wouldn't wanna miss any jokes#also probably why it took me 60 hours to beat it#this was in my drafts for half a year so i don't remember for sure but i think he says please for the rest of the somnium?#aitsf#aiba aitsf#date kaname
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i want the boots rukia is wearing in this color spread more than anything
#rukia kuchiki#it is a truth universally acknowledged that Kubo sure can design an outfit but the shoes he comes up with#are in some entirely separate dimension of coolness#there are different color versions of this floating around online where they are brown instead of black which i think i like better#but those were cropped so you could only see one of her feet#if *i* had colored them i would have made them a little more colorful#and thanks to the magic of art being available to all humans i can and PERHAPS I WILL#not me trying to figure out if this is the same outfit she had in the ska ending#it is similar but it IS NOT she had a cardigan there instead of this wicked leather jacket and no cute scarf and most importantly NO BOOTS#btw there is some sort of poem floating between chad and tatsuki you can't read it but in one of the hi res versions i found you can#it says: beatnix 5506 humble-rumble on the road o the middle earth in my heart crush beat#the rest is cut off but says something like 'the man of the [something] colored'#what in the southern fried tom bombadil is that supposed to be???#also ichigo has TWO wallet chains and cargo pants to nowhere. why. why kubo.
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#thanks for the dm dana sjfdhsjdfs#genuinely like all the fatigue of the past few months hit all at once this morning and when im overly stressed my mental health#gets bad. like really really bad#it was nice 2 laugh abt something ridiculous ajkhjkdfsdh#fnaf#spacie scribbles#at first this was gonna be springtrap talking 2 me but it makes more sense if its you lmaoksjdfkslfdj#i dont remember what your sona looks like forgive me 😭#and i didnt wanna dig something up for this shitpost so#i shuld learn 2 draw gore so that when i feel really bad like this i can draw characters getting hurt#genuinely think that would make me feel better#well. ig ik what imma be spending the rest of tonight doing#imagine being such a pathetic old decrepit creature that a couple plastic balls are all it takes ta destroy you#i could beat his ass. its canonically possible for me ta beat his ass#i wouldnt even hafta try that hard#buddy. you're DONE#also his hips.....#damn#thighs are a weakness of mine like dude.#look at his shit bro. this is fucking ludicrous#the way his stance is#auuugh#sickening
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i would like to remind book bridgerton/francesca bridgerton fans that adoptions exists.
the could still give fran her baby story-line by having her adopt. like pregnancy isn't the only way to have a baby. like, please, adoption wouldn't make her any less of a mother or that child any less hers.
#i see people acting like the world is ending bc sis wont be pushing two watermelons out her coochie#like??#if THAT is truly your one woe about the gender swap then -- you can rest#bridgerton spoilers#francesca bridgerton#if anything i feel they will either go that route [LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE WITH DAPHNE!] or have franny and john have a baby to avoid#the repeat in story beats#if anything i feel a child with john would solidify why michaela would need to be around all the time#then again maybe they'll have scotland be a queer haven who knows with this show#bridgerton#it just gets on my nerves the way people act like adoption is never adoption -- they dont even consider it#or maybe michaela will be the one who brings a baby
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hajime is the last of the seijoh 4 to start dating but is the first to settle down
#he would just b so confident that all will end up as it should that you and he are ‘#‘casual’ for the longest time. like u refer to him as ur favorite boyfriend while ur dating other people and his friends are like wtf and he#‘s like Whatever bc he knows eventually he’s gonna put a ring on it#which is NOT to say that’s he’s not jealous but it just motivates him to perform better to beat the rest of them sjdbsjdj#not that i could ever date anyone else while dating hajime. but i digress#lp
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Mouthwashers do not be afraid to play with Swansea's flaws, that old man is not to be put in a hero pedestal he would even disagree with that yk :P
#like even to do silly things like shitpost you can considere his flaws to portray him or use it in a more realistic light scenarios ifuwant#like i know is coping of us imagining all the crew and not only Swansea beating the shit out of Jimmichangas#but in the reality of the game all the rest of the crew are limited to not be that much of a help for Anya sadly#It's for the sake of the message going stronger explaining it easily#also this is not to put down any AUs or What if's that wants to go more for the happy endings scenarios#(It's just to have this in mind <3)#ofc we would want those naturally Mouthwashing is so hopeless 💔...#Just don't be afraid to talk or use Characters flaws reminder!#ik there is people who are more common with this while reading media but to break it down simple here.#Swansea Mouthwashing#Mouthwashing
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