#<- would beat all the rest at this

[enbysiriusblack]

lily would win a magic fight. james would win a muggle fight. sirius would win a verbal fight. remus would win a speed knitting fight. peter wouldn't win a fight, but would win a war

[onewithblankets]

anybody think abt the turning point between old aika and present aika. anybody think abt the point where she just started forgetting to dye her hair and the roots are beginning to show. anybody think abt the first time she wishes for a lead pipe. anybody think abt ‘the others back home’

anyway I was thinking abt isat again and some suspiciously magical-girl-colored markers appeared and then I blacked out

[lygma-nygma]

Thinking about writing a fic where a “post getting kicked off of robin” Tim actually gives in and says yes to Jason pressuring him to become his sidekick.

But instead of being super angsty or dark Tim decides the best way to get his “revenge” is to become a plague on Richard John Grayson’s home. Mainly, Titans Tower.

This culminates with Jason, Tim, and Steph getting a bunch of their friends together and making their own team (led by Cassie and Jason) called ‘The EVIL Teen Titans.’ They’re just like the normal titans when it comes to saving people and stuff, it’s just that sometimes they decided to attack Titans Tower for their own enrichment.

Basically they’ve become the Titans own Injustice League. Except they’re not actually trying to kill the Titans off, they just get into fights with them. In fact some members of the JL are even encouraging this. After all the regular attacks help the Titans pinpoint holes in their defences.

Dick has never been more tired.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[seasideoranges]

y'all i gotta be honest for a sec, the "atla wouldnt change much if aang wasnt there, in fact it might be better" and "the atla finale wouldnt change much if aang wasnt there to fight ozai" debates is the funniest thing ive seen come out of this fandom

[lekopoofball]

Ludonarrative resonance

[jadewritesficshere]

18+only

Steve rubs his eyes as he pulls the car into the parking lot. He yawns as he comes to a stop. Steve blinks a few times to get rid of the remnants of sleep as the passenger door opens and Eddie collapses in. "Thanks for picking me up," Eddie rushes out in one breath.

Steve hums slightly, reversing the car out of the lot and back down the road. "Can't believe the van died on me-" "seat belt." Steve interrupted, reaching across Eddie for the seat belt.

And if his hand felt against Eddie's chest, well who's to say.

Eddie snatches the seat belt out of Steve's hand, using his other hand to swat Steve away. Steve relents with a chuckle, going back to grip the steering wheel at 9 and 2.

"These are cute." Steve feels a tug at the hem against his thigh, causing him to look down. He got woken up so suddenly, he forgot to get dressed. Clad in only his plaid boxers, a worn grey shirt, and one tube sock, Steve ventured out into the cold night.

"Shut up," Steve rolls his eyes, batting at Eddie's hand just like Eddie had done to him moments before.

And if Eddie grabs his hand and holds it, well who's to say.

They sit in companiable silence before Steve clears his throat," Oh, by the way, I got you something." Eddie let's out a delighted gasp," Oh? For me?" "It ain't much, don't sound so excited." "Thee Steve Harrington bestowing upon me a gift? It's very exciting."

"It's in the glove box." Steve stares diligently out the window as he hears Eddie click the glove compartment open. He pulls up to a stop sign and stops. He can hear Eddie inhale slowly," uh Napkins?" "What? No-" Steve clicks his tongue looking into the glove box.

He reaches over and moves some napkins out of the way, finding the small bag. "Here." He tosses it in Eddie's lap. Steve grips the wheel harder, nerves taking over as he drives away from the stop sign. Its a stupid gift he thinks.

Inside the bag are a few things Steve had happened to find that screamed Eddie in his mind. A dark feather that shimmered in the light Steve had found outside the trailer. A random D20 Steve stole borrowed from one of the kids. A guitar pick he spent hours painting Corroded Coffin on. A rock from the quarry Steve had picked up after they had went and smoked there one night. A Polaroid of the two of them high, but Steve could see the love in their eyes as they smiled at each other. The ticket stub from the first movie they went to as a date.

"It ain't mu-" "Shut up this is amazing!" Steve blushes at the praise. Eddie's hand lands on his thigh, making Steve inhale sharply. "Gonna kiss you now," Eddie murmurs into Steve's ear.

And if they pull the car over and fog up the windows, well who's to say.

[shinyeeveelynn]

Sure it's cute to be the pretty princess that melts the tough guys heart but my zest of life is being the bitch that puts him in his place and gets kept around cause he likes it and sure I'll call him daddy and let him demolish me when things get a little spicy a little scandalous yknow but personally I'm just not into being the pure soul that makes him better I like showing him that no matter how much of an asshole he can be I can be much worse and having that be what straightens his ass out

[satanic-fruitcake]

was thinking about how Armand is basically a canon video game enjoyer but fanon dictates he mostly plays cozy games where you can control everything (in character i won’t lie) but since i don’t really play those i can’t help picturing him playing like. elden ring. and then, like a premonition from god it became crystal clear that he would be really unwell about Miquella

[bogkeep]

me: wow i feel Bad. Positively Wretched. i shall take a sick day and stay home today

me: that will also give me many hours to catch up on my inktobers and mayhaps even do work on my thesis

me: how odd! i am feeling too bad to do any Work! who could have predicted this outcome

[bacchuschucklefuck]

the one thing amiss from nsbu's concept and the general isekai/modern jumanji medias in general is the fact that in the original jumanji all that shit happened in the real life town. people died for real. we need to bring funny games (1997) to the tabletop scene

[allpromarlo]

mydei is 6’5, shredded, can cook, is good with kids and loves women. castorice you lucky bastard

[eyes-above--the-waves]

I am begging. Literally BEGGING. On my KNEES. For the Toronto media to STOP ASKING MITCH ABOUT HIS CONTRACT!

I GET that it's part of their job to report on it, but why do you need to ask him the same damn question 6 times in a row??

He said he's not going to talk about it.

He said he wants to play for this team.

He said he's focusing on the rest of the season.

STOP. ASKING. HIM!!

[grapecaseschoices]

i would like to remind book bridgerton/francesca bridgerton fans that adoptions exists.

the could still give fran her baby story-line by having her adopt. like pregnancy isn't the only way to have a baby. like, please, adoption wouldn't make her any less of a mother or that child any less hers.

[chimielie]

hajime is the last of the seijoh 4 to start dating but is the first to settle down

[futuremrscameron]

kiara after jj told her to scram and go live with her real family