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satanic-fruitcake · 24 days ago

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was thinking about how Armand is basically a canon video game enjoyer but fanon dictates he mostly plays cozy games where you can control everything (in character i won’t lie) but since i don’t really play those i can’t help picturing him playing like. elden ring. and then, like a premonition from god it became crystal clear that he would be really unwell about Miquella

#androgynous eternally youthful godlike being who weaponises the love he inspires in others like an iron fist #needing nothing more than beauty to make people worship you. misguided ‘compassion’. the trappings of ultimate power. etc etc #you know his beef with mohg would be PERSONAL (before playing the dlc)#and then after he finishes the dlc he frequents chat rooms like WHY ARE YOU BOOING HIM. (miquella) HES RIGHT.#anyway he would have the worlds shittest build for the first half of the game. rage quit for like 3 months #stay up for days on end learning about all the statistics and dps and soft caps and shit #comes back with that knowledge and beats the rest of it in 3 days #oh and you know he DOMINATES invasions. unstoppable invader. and dualists hate him because he refuses to play fair #i think he’d have a dex/faith build. and i think he’d like thrusting swords. and parrying. he’s annoyingly good at parrying.#your daily dose of idiocy #iwtv #armand #elden ring

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