#<- no idea what their ship name is

[77ngiez-archive]

made these last month and never posted them

[glitchgh0sty]

I can’t escape these two’s tomfoolery for long, soo I won’t,,, here! Have some Breakdown and Knockout 😂🫶

[starscream-is-my-wife]

None of the Decepticons are surprised

(Edit: the vans are Ratchet and Ironhide they use the same Nissan Vanette mold in G1)

[laur-the-cat-prince]

[zombieslab]

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

<GeminiTay> I woke up in pearls bed LOL <impulseSV> whoa! <Smallishbeans> LOL

dont mind me, im just purposefully removing context from hermitchat for my own amusement-

(source is impulse's season 10 episode 11, at 00:37)

[scribz-ag24]

last ship requests

[tubbytarchia]

My friend convinced me of the potential of this very specific trio (especially in a roadtrip context) so I'm spreading the propaganda

Again, oddly specific trio but listen. Look at this graph @liauditore made. This is all you need to know (TLDR these guys make for fun duos between one another, but putting all three of them together would neutralize any cons that would arise otherwise)

We call them sappies because idk it sounds cute and funny. Very vaguely based on the idea of tree sap (not just from how that can be related to "treebark" but also the idea of sap being a thing that helps a tree survive and making for good glue and medicine in some cases. Idk they're sappy. You get it)

The croc meme is based on this. I think Martyn would be too stupid to grasp the concept of gender so I replaced his speech bubble with watcher lore

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

DPXDC prompt. Adult!Danny x Sleep-deprived!Constantine: We seem to have a misunderstanding.

Warlock was willing to admit that the Phantom’s company was mostly useful and not unpleasant. Because of the specifics of his work they had to meet quite often. It was nice to be at least a little sure that you wouldn’t get stabbed in the back. The new ghost king seemed to be amused by the World of the Living and that was quite useful. In addition, the Infinite Realms had a history of endless conflicts with Hell, so when demons was messing with him, Phantom was happy to put sticks in their wheels.

However, the current enemy of the League was another alien. Both John and Phantom happened to be nearby. But it seems ghost had no reason to help Hellblazer now, as this fight had nothing to do with his kingdom. Given that Batman had explicitly instructed John to stay on the battlefield, it seemed that if John Constantine wanted to count on a weekend, he would have to use his trump card now.

Constantine: In view of the urgency of the situation, I would like to make a proposal. Life offers many challenges. I know I can meet them if you're willing to face them with me. In the spirit of saving time..[holding up a ring] This is for you. You in?

Phantom: I..I don’t know, John. I mean i want to say yes but It’s all so sudden. Please gimme some time to think, okay? And let me help to deal with these invaders first and then we’ll talk about it.

John: ..Sure?

~~~~~

Tucker: Whoa crazy battle dude. John: Civilians are not allowed here. Danny: It's all right. We were going to meet at a cafe, but now, well, there is no cafe. I mean, he's with me and not so civilian, okay?Ehem..John, meet my best friend Tucker. Tucker, meet my..Em, this is John, and he's kinda my John. It's new for us.

Damn. He was in a hurry and offered more than he should have. It turns out the ghost had an interest in protecting the city. It is unlikely that he would allow the destruction of the place where one of his humans lives.

And worst of all, Phantom did not accept the ring (for which John had to hunt for several months) as payment. Constantine got it specially in case he needed a favor or a way to calm the anger of the spirit he was starting to get along with. Like, really, John spent a fair amount to own the artifact which would have neutralized the consequences of wearing a ring of rage. But Ghost didn’t want it? Why? And yet he helped. So John was in debt.

And how it's all at a bad time. The peace treaty and the treaty of cooperation between the States and the Infinite Realms was concluded only recently. Of course John didn't even have time to discuss the terms of their deal because the blushing ghost flew away to fight but to say that he won't pay for the service is like admitting that you want to start a new conflict. Constantine was starting to have a headache. He'll think about it when he gets at least a couple of hours of sleep. Whatever payment the ghost needs, it can wait a couple of hours.

~~~~~

But as it turned out, the ghost couldn’t make up his mind and decide what he wanted from him. He started showing up at John’s place and looking at him thoughtfully, also recently dragged him to pick out a suit. How he could be mistaken for a stylist John did not understand but preferred not to unnerve a potential ally.

Moreover, for some reason the chaotic creature decided that he had the right to condemn John for always forgetting to have dinner or take a bath. This scoundrel dared to lock him in a bathroom with strange scented candles and colored water. Whatever these bath bombs were, dumb spirit failed to poison him but now John smelled like peaches. Disgusting.

After breaking down the door he found the same mess with candles on the kitchen table. Phantom fought a fierce battle with the green goo in the pot that he brought to John's house, but eventually gave up and they ordered delivery. All in all, it was a pleasant evening. Of course John didn't admit it but for some reason Danny decided that he could make such a mess every Friday.

~~~~~

Danny: So..me and Morningstar are friends now. Do you mind? I know you don’t get along very well. John: Why should I care? Your friends are your business. Considering you’re crazy about the stars I’m surprised you’re not sleeping with their maker.

Danny: Hell no, Lightbringer is great. And I’m glad he’s sharing with me what I wouldn’t find in books but I would never cheat on my partner. John: Good to know. (Wow, who knew the Phantom has a lover.)

~~~~~

Morningstar: I have no idea what you see in this arrogant man, stardust.

Phantom: I don’t know. It’s interesting to be around him. You never know what’s going to happen tomorrow. And his determination and sarcastic nature are really charming.

Morningstar: Well, I’ll get rid of some of his contracts for your wedding but only because I like you and not because I’m willing to deal with this liar.

Phantom: Thanks, Luci,  you’re the best.

Morningstar:That’s true. But it's not free. I need you as a babysitter to keep Spawn busy while, well, Detective and I are busy.

Phantom: No problem :)

[olivermellor]

RIVALS (2024 –)

[psipaka]

V2 and Mirage on a date..? (I JUST REALLY LOVE HOW YOU DRAW THEM I NEED MORE SORRY,,)

Why is it now a running gag that V2 smokes in my drawings

Anyway here you go dear anon

[z13lovebot]

i'm obsessed over the drawing you made of Pest and Sebastian together!! i was going to ask if you could make the trio?? Sebastian, Pest AND Poob ദ്ദി ( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )

Yes I can!!

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about Yukio and Negasonic going to a Rave so Colossus, as the worried parent he is, makes the mistake of asking Wade to chaperone and then immediately regrets his decision and asks Logan to chaperone Wade chaperoning the girls.

He hears Wade scream at someone that theyre being a fucking weirdo and dumps the girls' drinks on a guy, then kicks him in the face.

It doesn't take long (two seconds later) for Logan to realize this was a setup for a double date because Wade is EXTREMELY protective of children (even though they're adults), esspecially Yukio because of how much she respects him as a person with or without the mask despite his murderous tendencies.

So now, He's started watching other people, a big gruff man dressed in a black shirt and who's trying to look angry, but people keep giving him braclets and glow in the dark necklaces, checking peoples drinks and "accidently spilling them" if he suspects anything.

He also found someone crying on the ground so he sat with them for a bit until their party came around the collect them and take them home.

This job was really hard for him in the sense that he's a recovering alchoolic but honestly he had a lot of fun just borderline playing bouncer and watching wade and the girls dance a lot.

Ironically, after everything, It was Wade who ended up getting roofied but it didn't do much to him. Still though he acted like it so Logan would carry him to the car.

Logan was fully aware of this and thought it was kind of cute since wade knows he likes feeling like the protector but also annoying because wade ended up puking in the car after they stopped at mcdonalds.

The night ended with them at a 24/7 car cleaning stop, wade crying on the side walk as Logan sprayed out thier van for the 20th time this week, trying to reassure him that it wasn't his fault and he knows how his stomach can get. Having a boyfriend whos stomach is entirely made up of cancer meant sometimes they puked at random times, esspecially after drinking and eating greasy fast food.

Have the idea of a mash between these outfits for them:

Yukio

Wade

Nega

And then theres just Logan with the signature "Dont do that- thats not safe" dad pose

[artchixs]

hatchetfield brainrot continues

[odillisea]

Crazy how you can ship Remus, Barty, and Mary with anyone and get a banger ship every time

[leederpfucker]

Happy EP 4 premiere