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having a discussion ab slime gender presentation i will return with my findings soon

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did docm77 call himself a lesbian on twitter whats going on. hello

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Minecraft Steve is kinda a cosmic horror if you think about it.

Terraforming can be a big part of the game and most people do it to achieve a more “natural” look. The generated landscape follows the minecraft universe’s “rules” and you’re essentially reshaping the world to be more like your universe (real life)

Those giant hyper realistic mountain builds is essentially an entity (us) outside the minecraft universe completely rearranging the shape of the world to be more “natural” to it.

Like you know what a tree looks like but imagine it being remade by something outside your universe to look familiar to their universe which is beyond your comprehension.

That’s what happens when the player makes custom trees and it goes from this to this.

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i trust we’re all mature enough now so can i just the say philza ace race incident? genuinely one of the funniest fucking things to ever come out of mcc. it’s up there it’s the mcc7 battle box incident. so many grown adults decided to ignore the actual track signals because of their immutable trust in philza minecraft and i think that’s beautiful

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thank you pico park gigs for being the cutest little guys

bonus contender:

scar would destroy everyone's sanity in pico park and i love that for him

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symbolism can be whatever you want it to be and now that theres 7 life series we can make the winners deadly sins if we want. heres my proposition:

grian: pride (vibes) scott: sloth (laid back in most seasons) pearl: envy (towards the other soul pairings) martyn: gluttony (time is delicious) scar: greed (seashells on the sea shore) cleo: wrath (die for me) joel: lust (hes gonna fuck that car)

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THEY'RE ADORABLE!!!!

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more mianite as textposts

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finally caught up on hermitcraft, Joel's gotta get a restraining order

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I kinda went insane about the Martyn and Grian parallels in Third Life.

They both were the right hand men to two business leaders. They caused the loss of one of their lives, either intentionally or no.

But like. They both wanted to betray them. A red spring and leaving once he turned yellow. They never got the chance to because of the other, though. They stayed with them because it was smart.

Their partners died before them, and that's when they realized it.

They cared for them. And they died right after.

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making the post did not exorcise the idea from my brain well enough so i had to draw smth for it >_< heehee. dw etho will drop the ladder for bdubs once he gets up <3

timelapse under the cut ✨ warning for flashing lights

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i still think don't mine at night is really, really funny because it basically implanted misinformation into an entire generation of minecraft players for the sake of rhyming with the original song

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Once upon a time, there was a cave, and there was a tree.

Oh, that's not how most people like to start to tell the story. The thing about telling stories is that it's often easiest to start from the ending. From tumbling down cliffsides and rings of cactus and dying just barely out of reach of your king, just barely after him. Of things constantly burning, of the first time being the first to die, of bunkers in the desert and a group of five standing around an enchanting table, waving a flag. Of clocks, and betrayals, and things that weren't actually betrayals (even though they seem like they should be), of firing squads--

That is not how the story starts.

It doesn't even start with a creeper, although I would guess if you asked them about it, more than one of them would probably say it did.

No, if I were to tell the story, I would tell it like this:

Once upon a time, there was a cave. Everyone had gathered in it, with crafting tables and beds. They were being attacked by phantoms. They're chatting about how to solve the phantom problem, because they are friends. They step outside to kill the phantoms, because they can, and because it's funnier, and because they don't know how to be afraid yet.

Once upon a time, there is a tree. It grows right under one of them, trapping them in its branches. "Help!" she cries out. "What's happened?" Everyone scrambles to help cut down the tree together. When she escapes, they all agree it was a close call. It would be awfully silly, they think, for someone to die this soon, and besides, aren't they all working together?

They go back inside and they laugh. They are all green. None of them have an idea of what happens when they aren't any longer. They are all happy.

This changes. It also doesn't.

I start this story with the tree because they all, together, agree that the tree is ridiculous and silly, but all help to cut it down anyway. I start this story with the tree because by the end--

Well. My point is that the tree is a far happier story, in my opinion. My point is also, maybe, that starting with what it would become, well, that won't do at all. Starting with the part of the story that's sad, dramatic, ridiculous--that rather misses the point.

The point is that it started with a cave, and a tree, and everything else came collapsing down after it. It's easy to bury the memory of a time it would be safe to all hide in a cave together, laughing, and save one another from a tree.

It does not do to forget.

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The server's zookeeper, he just killed his 8th dolphin this week

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today i bring you hermitposts. tomorrow..... who knows :-)

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An update on Woolf street:

Apparently the horns are PERSONALIZED. As in Xisuma will get you to make your own howl. Or, pardon me.

Howool.

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OH MY GOD NEW PAINTINGS!!! BY ZETTERSTRAND!!!! WAAAAAA