#<- gonna be my speaking tag

[awomanswrath]

Working in retail I’ve noticed two things..

1. I have a lot people buying stuff in May for Christmas presents.. or just in case they need a quick gift for something.

2. The day before Valentine’s Day and Mother’s Day are extremely busy.

Anyone care to guess which sex mainly fits into which observation? xD

Jokes aside, it’s sad to know the two biggest holidays geared towards appreciating the women in our lives are still a way for men to bond over how shitty they are. Aka the men in my life telling me “every man knows what it’s like to be buying flowers late at night on February 13th!” “Haha don’t let her put you in the dog house man!”

Does she know? The woman in your life, does she know that you are buying her a last minute gift with no actual thought behind it besides you don’t wanna look like a piece of shit?

I mean she probably does lol.

[kenobihater]

tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of

[thomas-jefferson-miku-binder]

amok time bottomifing kirk was genius actually because i do believe that this man, who is in a position of leadership and who is constantly reminded of the weight every choice he makes and every word he says has, needs to be manhandled from time to time. for the good of the soul

i think it’s brilliant how spock is incredibly stronger than kirk (and not only that, as he is physically larger as well). how the first officer makes his captain look so weak, so frail, outisde the bridge, outside the ship, ripped from any resemblance of being in control. also it’s so fucking hot

what the fuck

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants

[bacchuschucklefuck]

doing chibi is a good design exercise bc it forces u to think on shapes n essential details, essentially thumbnailing ur designs. its also a terrible design exercise bc it ends up looking cute no matter what

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

hey you know what would be like. the WORST possible thing? if no time had passed for mortals during God Games. if the entire time, Odysseus had just been frozen on that ledge. and at the start of the Vengeance Saga, Ody's still on the ledge. he looks to the skies, to the trees, out over the ocean. he looks for an owl with knowing eyes and strains to hear her voice over the waves, because surely, surely she'd come for him. the haven't spoken in nine years and he ruined whatever relationship they had when he stupidly, foolishly let the cyclops live, but she has to still care, right? she was his mentor. she was his patron. he meant something to her. he's sure of it

but she's not there. he waits, but she's not there. he closes his eyes, sparing himself the view, and steps off the ledge

and is saved by Hermes. and Odysseus briefly thinks that he has died, since Hermes escorts souls to the underworld. but Hermes assures him that, no, he's alive, Athena heard him, she bargained with Zeus, he can go home now. he can finally go home

his friend came through

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 4 - Nuthin' but Boothill Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[choccy-milky]

🔞NSFW comic🔞

just seb being insatiable when it comes to clora 😇 refractory period?? whats that?? never heard of it

[ TWITTER ]

[ POIPIKU ] and a lil extra doodle:

(aka seb and clora if contraceptive potions didnt exist LMAO.... girl would just be preggo 24/7)

[batfadcrafts]

i hope these people know im killing them in my mind.

like be fucking normal about other people's ships, and YOUR ships in reference to them as well, for two seconds. some of yall's fandom etiquette is incredibly poor

[rubia-peregrinart]

good hunter's emergency contacts summons fieldguide

[karleksmumskladdkaka]

Diabolik Lovers More Character Song SKiT Dolce Character Message Cards

EDIT: The cards have all been translated by the wonderful @otomehonyaku ♡〜٩( ˃▿˂ )۶〜♡. You can find the translations for the M bros here, and the S bros here!

Do NOT repost the scans anywhere!

[feelo-fick]

miscellaneous au doodles + a VERY self indulgent song lyric comic :D

+ extra evil comic below the cut :

"chil!" "don't look at me like that..."

[xxplastic-cubexx]

if i said i picked up this issue for anything but drunk erik i fear i'd be lying

(Wolverine (2020) #3)

[bacchuschucklefuck]

pygmalion and galatea for aroace people

you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.

[yutamayo]

[sweetberry-roebuck]

Parkour civilization crackfic authors and those who are willing to become parkour civilization crackfic authors: this is a call to action. You NEED to stop writing parkour civilization fics where the parkour guys have normal sex in parkour civilization, when there is yet to be a single fic written with far too much skill and effort involving fully thought through logistics for Parkour Sex. I don't care what that actually entails I just care that it is canon-typically stupid and that I be able to hear the vine booms echo in my mind as I read it. Please I am begging, someone commit to the bit.