#hahahhaha

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

hey you know what would be like. the WORST possible thing? if no time had passed for mortals during God Games. if the entire time, Odysseus had just been frozen on that ledge. and at the start of the Vengeance Saga, Ody's still on the ledge. he looks to the skies, to the trees, out over the ocean. he looks for an owl with knowing eyes and strains to hear her voice over the waves, because surely, surely she'd come for him. the haven't spoken in nine years and he ruined whatever relationship they had when he stupidly, foolishly let the cyclops live, but she has to still care, right? she was his mentor. she was his patron. he meant something to her. he's sure of it

but she's not there. he waits, but she's not there. he closes his eyes, sparing himself the view, and steps off the ledge

and is saved by Hermes. and Odysseus briefly thinks that he has died, since Hermes escorts souls to the underworld. but Hermes assures him that, no, he's alive, Athena heard him, she bargained with Zeus, he can go home now. he can finally go home

his friend came through

[jordanswitches]

edging someone and if you touch them for one more second they'll tip over, call that holding them at cum point

[womanfano-03-89-a]

A sickly animal weeps tears of transcendent beauty

“A long time ago, a high-karma magical girl – a saint, before there were saints; high-yield contract 91, HYC-91, in incubator metadata terms – had wished that the demon who stole her sister’s soul, and all demons like it, should be forced to tell the truth for all eternity, from the day of creation onward to the end of all things…

…The Incubator who had irrevocably damaged the species’s Earthside strategy with its choice of contractee was executed, its values and training data excised from the network – deemed too high-risk to even study. Historically, it was recorded as the first Incubator to ever cry”

— How the Questing Beast Chased, and Caught, Her Own Tail: Chapter 6

[wnightingales]

everyone pls look at this tweet I’m gonna choke laughing

[as-i-watch]

Legit still wheezing over this shot i cannot 💀💀💀

[bea-schuyler]

fuck you mean annabeth and percy have to find out about jasons death

in my canon hes not even dead you guys hahahahah (bros death killed me a little)

hahahhahahahaha (my valgrace self cant do this anymore)

hahahahahahahhahaha (rick fucking riordan i swear to all the gods)

[peaches100721]

HAHAHA

Ref 👇🏻👀

[dsmsix]

[carnivalcat]

i am doing something terrible

[pjs-everyday]

huh? something on my face?

[tadc-harlequin-au]

Sooo.... Are Caine and Pomni lovers or enemies?

Super complicated lmao

Shoving past history aside they're former enemies that are now working allies who are also constantly bickering friends and deny hidden feelings for one another, it's a pretty wild one folks get in line

[goldenjuniper]

i got a ankle-related injury and one of the things my friend told me in comfort was “you’re like achilles!” which made me cry harder

[dudja]

I live with a LOT of Minions #comedy #funny #gru #minions #despicableme #minion #kevin #dudja #lol #memes

[ch1-kasak0]

on the last devilman crybaby ep, wish me luck 🥰🥰

Edit : the reblogs will prove that luck meant nothing.

[purplebehittindifferent]

So in Bonelabs (VR game) every time you pass a level you get a new avatar- and uh-

I started laughing so hard I nearly peed myself

[loadingdrawntolife]

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