#<- but would sirius????
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enbysiriusblack · 1 year ago
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muggle marauders. what football team is sirius supporting?? arsenal cause he's from north london or would it be a team from somewhere else??
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moonyswarmsweaters · 9 months ago
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Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.
Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?
Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.
Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .
Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.
Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?
James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing
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spookeart · 5 months ago
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Sirius and James being codependent and Remus having to put up with them while in a relationship with Sirius will never not be hilarious to me
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iheartmarauders · 2 months ago
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yeah the whole dynamic with Sirius being mad at James for dating Regulus is fun and all buttttttt
CAN WE PLEASE CONSIDER JAMES BREAKING DOWN CRYING TO SIRIUS BECAUSE HE THINKS HES IS GONNA BE MAD AT HIM AND HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT SIRIUS' OPINION BUT HE ALSO HASNT EVER BEEN SO IN LOVE WITH A PERSON SO HE CANT JUST NOT PURSUE IT RIGHT AND AFTER LIKE 10 MINUTES OF SOBBING/EXPLAINING SIRIUS IS JUST LIKE
"dude, your fine, I don't care. date him."
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mydeadgaywizards · 1 year ago
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sirius and/or regulus telling a story: "when i was little..."
remus and james: *braces for the absolute worse*
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spiritstar477 · 1 year ago
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Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .
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Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm
Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*
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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.
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Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?
James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you
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Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you
(bc they’re both batshit insane)
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daysofnights · 3 months ago
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padfoot grabbing cat regulus by the scruff of his neck and forcefully bringing him to the gryffindor dorm because he's been avoiding james after a fight
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chericheribaby · 9 months ago
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Jegulus "hear me out" cake but it's just Regulus putting Fleamont's picture on it over and over again
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dazzlemebaby · 26 days ago
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Police officer: Unfortunately the only person available to pick you up was your brother in law.
James: I don’t have a brother in law.
Police officer: He’s listed right here… Bartemius Crouch Jr.
James: I’ve genuinely never heard that name in my entire life.
Barty, walking in: I’ve been summoned.
James:
James: Your name is Bartemius??
James: My life is a lie
James: How can I go on
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until-the-house-shakes · 4 months ago
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In every universe where Regulus helps raise Harry (or Teddy) this interaction has happened at least once
Regulus: barty? Why are you he-
Barty: where is he?
Regulus: who?
Barty: my best friend. Where is he?
Regulus: evan isn’t her-
Barty: no!! My BEST friend.
*Harry and/or Teddy enters*: BATTY!!!
Barty: MY BEST FRIEND!!!!
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courfee · 1 year ago
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17 December 1975 / 15 May 1976
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managone16 · 5 months ago
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When regulus gets sick, James would be running around trying to take care of Regulus, even if Regulus acts like a cunt when he isn't well. James would be like the Jamesie he is.
But when James is sick, Regulus would be so, so sweet towards James, so patient and loving that James would get cured very quickly. He would make him soup (effie's recipe), always be by his side and kiss his eyelids when he wanted James to sleep.
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spookeart · 6 months ago
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James realising he might just see Regulus as something more than his best friend’s brother
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nytephox · 1 year ago
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Oooooo the fandoms this could work on seem endless. 🤣
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fiasco95 · 1 year ago
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Peter: Wait- so that’s James’ jacket??
Regulus: Yes??? There’s literally the letter ‘P’ on it. Where in merlin’s name would there be a ‘P’ in my name?!
James, walking past: In ‘Potter’ when we get married.
Regulus:
Peter:
The entirety of Hogwarts:
(Regulus hyphenates their names.)
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rogata453 · 6 months ago
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I don’t have a fancast for Sirius. Honestly, it’s because, in my mind, he’s so breathtakingly beautiful that no one seems quite right.
He’s not just hot or cute - he’s beautiful in the kind of way that feels otherworldly, like an angel or a mermaid.
Please, tell me you get it.
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