#not the other way around

[am34exe]

Who else be missing them. The dynamic trio. I am. Crying softly on the inside.

[nanenna]

A bit of detective work

A continuation of this post, now separated so you don't have to scroll forever to get to the newest installment. Also: masterpost

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After escorting the Fentons back to their home, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Constantine mutually agreed it was best to stick around Amity Park for a little while. Constantine wandered off to look around on the civilian side, while Batman of course kept his promise to excuse Danny from school. Wonder Woman, also of course, kept with him. Sadly even as a very prominent member of the Justice League, well known to be one of the founders, somehow in situations like this it always took twice as long to get anywhere with civilians if he didn’t have at least one other League member with him.

“Hello, how can I help you?” the secretary asked with a forced grin as the two heroes entered the school’s front office.

“Good morning,” Diana said cheerfully, thankfully taking point. “I’m not sure who we should speak to, we’re here to excuse a student.”

“Oh, you are?” The secretary looked unsure, glancing back and forth between the two heroes.

“Yes, he’s currently marked with an unexcused absence, we’re here to change it to an excused absence.”

“Right…” the secretary squinted up at them suspiciously. Or rather, up at Diana suspiciously. “Well, if you would just hold on one moment please.” The secretary picked up an old style land line and pressed a button. “Principal Ishiyama, there’s a Mr. Batman and a… Ms. Wonder Woman here, they wish to speak about a student’s absence.” The secretary made a few “I’m listening” sounds before hanging up. They turned their attention back to the League members. “Principal Ishiyama’s office is just down that hall.”

“Thank you!” Diana beamed at the secretary before walking confidently down the hallway, Batman at his side.

The inside of Principal Ishiyama’s office is rather cramped,clearly intended pubescent children and not adults who keep such active lifestyles. Diana graciously sits in one of the austere, hard chairs. Batman chooses to remain standing.

“Now, what’s this all about?” Ishiyama asked, eyeing Wonder Woman warily.

How odd, it was usually Batman that everyone eyed suspiciously.

“We’re here about Daniel Fenton’s absence,” Diana started. She paused long enough for the principal to pull up the young man’s information. “The investigation is ongoing so we can’t give out any details, but last night we rescued Danny from kidnappers. He has been returned to his parents, but for obvious reasons he will not be back in school today.”

“Ah, I see,” the principal said. She did not seem to see. “And you want his absence excused?”

“If the police had come to you saying he’d been kidnapped,” Batman stated clinically.

“Yes, right, of course.” The principal set about clicking a few things on her computer before returning her full attention to the heroes. “Was there anything else?”

It was almost refreshing how easy that had been. Normally Batman would have to lay out what he meant in excruciating detail and have whoever was with him repeat it before a civilian in half a position of power listened to him, outside of Gotham anyway. “Dr. Madeline Fenton was upset not to have been informed of Danny’s absence,” Batman stated.

Ishiyama flinched, “Oh dear. Thank you for warning me, I shall look into that before they arrive later.” She rubbed the bridge of her nose.

“Dr. Madeline Fenton also stated that everyone in Amity Park knows about the Ghost King.”

“Ghost King?” The principal looked up in surprise, “What does he…? No wait, ongoing investigation.” She side eyed Diana warily, then sighed as she looked back towards Batman. “Last year the Ghost King got out of his sarcophagus, we still don’t know how, and pulled all of Amity Park into the Ghost Zone. Fortunately Phantom, along with the help of most of the town, managed to put him back in the sarcophagus.”

“Why didn’t you contact the Justice League for help?” Diana asked with a frown on her face.

“How were we supposed to do that from inside the Ghost Zone?” The principal asked with a raised brow. “By the time we were back in the real world everything was over and dealt with, aside from cleaning up all the damage his army of skeletons did.”

“And Phantom is?” Batman prompted.

“Out local hero, I suppose. At first he was a menace, but recently the good he does far outweighs the inevitable collateral damage.”

Batman leaned forward, looming over Ishiyama’s desk. “Are you aware the Justice League has programs specifically meant to give support to minors doing hero work?”

“I was not, but considering Phantom is a ghost we’re not sure exactly how old he is. Either way, you’re here now.”

“Yes, and we should speak with the mayor about the supervillain attack recovery programs the Justice League also has.”

Ishiyama smiled and nodded along, “That sounds like a wonderful idea.”

Once out of the school and walking towards city hall, Diana turned to Bruce. “Phantom is a minor?”

“He is described as appearing to be in his mid-teens, strangely no photos of him despite there being photos of other ghosts all over the residents’ social medias and newspaper articles.”

“That is odd,” Diana mused.

“This whole town is odd,” Constantine said as he sidled up to them. “Apparently getting sucked into, and I quote, the lime jello dimension by the ghost king is just another Tuesday here.”

“The principal called it the Ghost Zone,” Diana supplied.

“A silly thing to call the Infinite Realms, but not the silliest name it’s been given over the eons. What I don’t get is how Pariah Dark got bloody out for a day and not one single person noticed, that should’ve been a huge event everyone even remotely sensitive to æther should’ve felt.”

“You believe someone intentionally hid this event?” Batman asked.

“It’s the only thing that makes a lick of sense, but that would take either someone scarily powerful or a group of very powerful people. And that’s not even getting into the why.”

“Perhaps this cult wasn’t the first to attempt to summon him,” Batman mused darkly. “Someone chose to release him, and since Amity Park is already a ghost hotspot I can see why this is where they’d choose to attempt such a thing.”

Constantine nodded along, “I was thinking the same thing. But it gets worse, no one in the JLD has heard or sensed a single thing about this town before today. I’m thinking it’s less someone chose to cloak Pariah Dark specifically and more someone is cloaking the whole town and everything going on inside it.”

“Then how did whoever freed Pariah Dark know to come here for their attempt?” Diana asked, “How did this cult know enough to use one of the residents as a sacrifice?”

“Ain’t that just the million pound question?” Constantine asked airily. “Along with: how did they even get into the Infinite Realms to let the bloody tyrant out?” The group fell into silence, no one having an answer to that question. “So, what next?”

“We’re heading to the mayor’s office to make sure they’re aware of Justice League resources that are available to anyone who’s suffered from villain attacks,” Diana answered.

“Despite numerous attacks and complaints of collateral damage, not one request from Amity Park for villain attack relief,” Batman added.

“Now that is interesting,” Constantine said.

[honeytonedhottie]

take the pressure OFF⋆.ೃ࿔*:･⭐️

the whole point of manifestation is to affirm and persist in ur new assumptions in order to experience new things. but u must experience those things in the 4D first. the 3D isnt the end goal, the 3D is just a nice touch, like sprinkles on top of a cupcake. but having it in the 4D is the real goal.

so affirm and persist, fulfill urself in the 4D and take the pressure OFF. dont keep checking the 3D, check the 4D instead and in the 4D you have everything you want, the 3D will reflect that just trust in ur power and YOU'VE GOT THIS. whenever u feel the need to check, affirm in ur 4D and check the 4D to see that u have everything u want and immerse urself in that. then just continue to go about ur day. saturate, affirm, script HAVE FUN because you know that you've got it.

[galedekarios]

it's been a year and i still don't understand why ppl are deriding the astral sea version of gale's act 2 romance scene so much, trying to paint it as the "lesser" choice.

there's nothing even remotely practised or choreographed imo about baring your soul literally and figuratively to someone you're in love with.

[specialagentartemis]

deeply tired reminder that the proverb “blood is thicker than water” has been used in the English language since the 1600s, and its ultimate origins may be from the 1100s; the longer version that tumblr likes, “the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb,” is first attested in a book from the 1990s by a “Messianic Rabbi” with no sources. It’s literally prefaced by “Warning: The truths contained in the following teaching are not for the faint of heart, or the lukewarm! You can be sure that haSatan (the adversary) will do all he can to keep you from understanding and applying the concepts and truths contained herein”. The whole covenant framing is being used here to justify a “Jews for Jesus” interpretation of Judaism. It’s not “original” in any sense. The idea of blood covenants is a very old one, but there's no evidence that that's what that proverb refers to at all, and certainly not in those specific words (and this guy never even claimed that the specific words were original, just the sense of them). And the Brothers Grimm even suggested the "water" being referred to in the phrase was the water of baptism.

You are not obligated to like the sentiment expressed by “blood is thicker than water.” You don’t have to agree with proverbs. You are perfectly allowed to like the sentiment of “ the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” better. But it is not in any way “authentic” or the “real” version, and it was not corrupted into the common version. Please.

[neoperks]

Billy update

So yesterday when I was giving the ducks some treats, I noticed something pretty spectacular. Billy is transitioning to male! I knew this could happen in chickens (it happened to one of our hens) but when Billy grew a drake feather a few months ago I didn’t really think much of it until yesterday. When she came up to me to eat I noticed her chest is turning a bright copper color, just like a male mallards. So she’s now got 2 male characteristics! Apparently they will eventually get green heads as well so I’ll have to keep an eye out for that. Here’s some pictures below of what Billy looks like currently vs what she looked like before (light brown) if you have not seen her:

[devi1sange1]

Men groveling is like a kink for me and the prospect of Azriel groveling for Elain makes me-

Make him work for it girl!!

[hiyori-ii]

I've Been Meaning To Tell You ...

Paring: Zoro x Reader

Word Count: 1018

Tags: fem!reader, inexperienced!zoro, wildly horny!reader, alcohol consumption, inebriated reader, no sex but reader has a filthy mouth. zoro is struggling BIG time. don't take this too seriously, this is my first time writing in like ... eight years so it might be a bit rough around the edges. not really proof-read lmao.

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Author's Note: feeling very normal about zoro lately so i decided to share my feelings. minors and ageless blogs dni! nsfw under the cut. enjoy!

Zoro prides himself on knowing exactly where his strengths lie. Years of practice and combat have made him a sure-footed man.

But this ... this was way beyond his skill-set.

The crew is lively tonight and the drinks seem endless; he wonders to himself where the shit cook has been hiding it all this time.

But that's really the least of Zoro's concerns right now.

'Cause right now your back is pressed to his chest, head tilted back to catch his eye, "Zorooo, I've gotta tell you something-"

He can smell the alcohol on your breath and before he can even respond you twist around to press your chest tight to his, lower lip pushed into a pout.

"I've been meaning to tell you for a while now, I really really have, but you're just so ... intense sometimes."

Zoro's heart constricts at your confession.

"Wha'd'you mean I'm intense?" he asks, hands hovering over your shoulders, unsure whether to put distance between you two or not.

You drop your forehead to his chest and deflate against him with a sigh, "I guess I'm just nervous is'all."

Zoro tears his gaze away from you to see if anyone has noticed you two yet. Unfortunately for him, Robin seems to have seen the entire thing, if the gentle but teasing smile on her face is anything to go off of.

Panicking at the thought of a growing audience, Zoro grips you by the shoulders and squeezes, "...Y/N, I can't read your mind. You're just gonna have to spit it out."

You whimper into his shoulder and oh- that does something weird to him. His grip tightens and you finally pull back enough to look up at him, "I- "

You hesitate, blurry eyes darting from his right eye down to his mouth.

"I really want to fuck you."

...

What?

Zoro's face erupts in red, his entire body flushing with heat.

All he can manage to get out is a faint, "H-huh?"

Your eyes are squeezed shut, face flushed as brightly as his. If he pays close enough attention, he can feel your heart thundering against his own.

"Y/N ... what are you talking about?"

You squirm in his hold, blinking up at him as you reach up to grip his coat by the collar, "I want you so bad that it makes me feel insane and I just can't take it anymore!"

His vision begins to fall out of focus the longer you speak, heart hammering in his chest.

You're still rambling on as he comes back to himself, " -didn't mean to be so forward but Nami says I have no right t'complain if I'm not gonna say anything but it's just that I like you so much and you're so pretty and no matter how hard I try I can never make myself cum enough to make the feeling go away!"

Zoro feels like he's been punched, really fucking hard. The air stutters from his lungs and as you press closer to him he finally realizes where that weird feeling from earlier has settled.

Just as you open your mouth to continue your confession, you feel a pressure at your hip.

You pull back and look down to see the shape of his cock pressed into you and its all you can do to keep yourself from creaming on the spot.

As if in slow motion, you let your hand fall from his coat to the hem of his haramaki before sliding down to the seam of his trousers. Your breath stutters in your chest as you watch his cock twitch at your proximity.

"O-oh," you look back up at him, eyes glazed and mouth open as you practically pant with want, "Does this mean you like me too?"

Zoro thinks he might faint.

"No! I mean- no! What are you saying?! Are you crazy?!" he practically shouts, eye widening and blush painting his features all the way up to the tips of his ears.

Your face falls and he thinks he must be the worst person alive.

"O-of course! I'm so sorry, Zoro!" You begin to pull away, hands pressing against his chest to put as much space as possible between you two, "I don't know what's wrong with me. I think I just need to get some rest and sleep this off!"

You've started to laugh, desperately trying to ease the tension and play your confession off as a drunken mishap. But before you can spin away and rush off to your cabin, he grabs your wrist, stopping you in your tracks.

"Y/N, fuck, listen I didn't mean to-" but you cut him off quickly, trying to get away from him as fast as possible.

"No! No, it's completely my fault, I stepped way out of line I- !"

You yelp as he pulls you back against his chest, just as you had been when this all started, and flush at the feel of his cock pressed tight against your ass, “Oh fuck,” you whine. 

Zoro hisses between his teeth, the pressure on his cock making his vision swim, “I didn’t mean what I said,” and with a sharp inhale, he rocks his hips forward into you, your answering moan leaving him desperate to hear more, “I have no idea how to do this.”

You puff out a breathless laugh, feeling high off the sudden shift in atmosphere, “You mean it?”

Zoro’s expression falls, deadpan, “What do you think?”

You smile to yourself and turn over your shoulder to catch his eye, “I’m not sure, you haven’t been very honest about your feelings so far.”

As you break eye contact, you grab the hand that had settled on your right hip and push it just above the crease in your thighs, “I’m gonna need you to show me exactly how you feel in a bit more detail.”

Zoro lets out a breath he didn’t know he was holding, the hand over the front of your hip pulling you tight against him.

“In that case, lead the way, princess."

[codecicle]

there's too many people here I've gotta start getting weirder. survival of the fittest

[darth-kote]

Terrified to finish TBB. Not only bc goodbye clones, but also.. hey, Obi-Wan - long time, no see.

[another-anime-daydreamer]

Hey guys. Just because she consented to you being her friend

DOES NOT MEAN SHE CONSENTED TO YOUR SEXUAL ADVANCES

Know your place!

[granulesofsand]

I maintain that my collective is better educated on CDDs and trauma than most clinicians I’ve met. There is a sizable difference between lived and learned experience, and we have both. We soak up this information out of necessity and curiosity, they have different pressures. I believe researched systems/people with CDDs should be taken seriously, the same as a clinician before a rupture. We are not required to be helpless in our own field.

[lunaetis]

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃 ?

palm.

you give and give. you are a gentle heart, broken but still standing... always lending a hand for those who need it, expecting nothing in return. you deserve someone taking your hand and kissing your open palm, the hands which have selflessly helped so many others.

tagged by : @minban ( thank you sm red ! waaaah ) tagging : anyone who wants to do it, steal it from me !

[chicademartinica]

Fam how can yall even ask me if Sailom is still nominated for the “Pimp by blood not relations” award this week ??!!! These drunk sickos beating on him for fun (they did bot have orders and just wanted to hurt someone because they are what ? Bullies.)don’t count ! He should be nominated twice !

Look at my boy ?! The Bad buddy elevator callback but PIMPED OUT

Just calling him dumb

LOOKING AT HIM LKE HE IS DUMB WHILE SLIDING MONEY IN HIS POCKET

And the grand finale, yes Kang threw money at him like a stripper but Sailom slapped him SO HARD ?!! And could have beat his ass ! Kang is lucky Sail has bigger fish to fry.

[mistystarshine]

-.- I posted Goodbye, Monday and immediately got flamed. What the hell am I going to have to do to convey that my liking Adam and Lute does not mean that I think they were right and actually the heroes and you shouldn't be reading my fics if you're looking for that? How have you read my other fics and NOT latched onto that? Why did you think my Lucilith fic would be Adam apologism?

[chewysgummies]

Call back to that one comment in the "evil as can be" karaoke parody and someone casually stating that Killbot 86 was from WanderOverYonder only for someone to reply with a hatred toward Killbot 86 all because he "jumped on peeper"