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I couldn't help myself. The project I was getting distracted on is finished now. I knew I could do better, so now that I had more time to give him the attention he deserved, I drew the Wild Boi again.
@tashacee I also remembered the scars this time :)
#we love the wild child#i like to imagine he just one hands large two handed swords#i thought itd be fun to make the prosthetic a little more obvious#mainly to play with texture#hehe#i just wanted to focus on my boi#hero's aspect#hero's aspect au#wild linked universe#zelda totk#totk#loz totk#loz#linked universe#art#my art#reality tied#legend of zelda#reality-tied#tears of the kingdom#zelda botw#the legend of zelda#zelda#fanart#totk link#totk loz
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ANCIENT ZELINK ANCIENT ZELINK!!! I tried mimicking the game's art style for this one! Ancient Hero (Hero of Calamity) is definitely purring in that second image, I don't make the rules.
Tomorrow, on the TotK anniversary, I am finally going to start posting Origins of Calamity!! It will be a post-TotK fic that follows TotK Zelink uncovering how the Imprisoning War led into the First Calamity. In the current outlines, it will be accompanied by three "sister fics" called Wait for Me, following Zelda during the Imprisoning War; Ancient Era, which will show the memories seen of the First Calamity in OoC in more detail; and Age of Imprisoning, a variation of TotK for the AoC timeline.
Here is the first chapter! It serves sort of as a prologue. :) I've also got a blog ready! @origins-of-calamity. If you have any questions or want to see more, keep an eye on it! I've found I way I'm comfortable drawing them at last.
Time Elapsed: 1 hour, 56 minutes; 2 hours, 15 minutes
Program Used: IbisPaint
REBLOGGING IS ENCOURAGED, BUT DO NOT REPOST.
#origins of calamity#zelink#legend of zelda#the legend of zelda#loz#loz fanart#zelda fanart#fanart#tloz#zelda#link x zelda#zelda x link#sonauru#<- (zelda is their child hehe)#princess zelda#botw totk#totk zelda#zelda totk#totk#breath of the wild#zelda breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#zelda tears of the kingdom#botw ancient hero#ancient zelda#ancient link#ancient hero's aspect#zelink fanart#botw#botw fanart
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ik botw is supposedly what merges the timeline but also isnt there only references to twilight princess i mean there is the ww armour but like. does that even count
i mean what would even be the logistics of the timelines merging anyways i mean w/ oot there was an ocarina and shit but botw didnt have anything and if it was just a common story every timeline had, then why did the other two timelines reference twilight princess? like the logic is not logicing unless there was another story about that but i mean we don't know that
ngl it'd make more sense to me if it was in the child timeline and that was it yk? (me when im 6 years late to making a post)
#as far as ive interpreted it its fallen hero child and adult and then child timeline branches into botw/hw:aoc#and then botw branches into totk obviously#idk i might just be being dumb rn#but thats my take on it#tloz#the legend of zelda#its kinda funny though bc even if you do interpret it as botw merging everything together hw:aoc just went and split the timeline again any#kinda silly#kinda goofy#breath of the wild#botw#totk#tears of the kingdom#krimp conspiracy theorist arc fs#but keeping w/ the original point that'd give us a grand total of four different timelines#yippee#gotta love terrako for single-handedly fucking up the tloz timeline even more than it was#terrako#hehe
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In general, I like to talk about the future of each of the Links, but the last inspiration suddenly appeared in the Wild... Type... His child is doomed to max energy and hyperactivity-
And his mane.
Yes, his wife and the child's mother are probably a traveler (yes, Zelda of this game absolutely does not like me with her infantilism, as they say, say your unpopular opinion and run). And this poor wife must be an incredibly epic, energetic and wayward woman to handle a "Wild beast"... and his puppy.
:D
Hehe, I already have a ready-made history of their family, but such things are wildly unpopular, so I'm not sure if they should be thrown. But you can take a look at his b00bs~
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Can u plz do more of the Zelda movie au? I really like it and would like to see like maybe a documentary comic about the filming and are the actors for link and Zelda dating or is it just them as characters? (u don’t have to actually draw that if u don’t see this or u don’t want to)
im so late replying to this but i have SOOO many ideas on the zelda movie au!! let me share some lore hehe
So you know the spiderman actor and his love interest actress dating curse? how every actor that has played spiderman ends up dating the actress for mj / gwen Stacy? i like to think it's a similar trend with the zelink actors, except not all of them are dating. Botw / totk zelink DEFINETLY and the actors like to keep the details of their relationship private, but Link is NOT shy about how head over heels he is for zelda
Skyward sword zelink? you can never tell. it's the type of dynamic where Twitter stans are dying to know and interviewers always ask them about it but they both dodge the question successfully each time. They could be besties. They could be secretly married. Nobody knows.
Now, oot zelink are not dating, but in my head they're like Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson. Ride or die besties, and they're the biggest oot zelink shippers you'll ever find.
Tp zelink aren't necessarily dating, perhaps some tension (?) however i like to think that their dynamic is more a trio one with midna's actress, who's best friends with zelda and they both playfully bully link
You know who else bullies link? oot ganondorf's actor. Irl he's actually in super good relations with every cast member and probably the warmest kindest most solid dude you'll ever meet but in every interview, every red carpet, every con event he always pretends like oot link is a nuisance and that he's only doing this because he's getting paid. When the Wind waker releases, he's obviously cast again (because duh, same ganondorf, so he's also in the Twilight Princess movie), and he takes care of link and tetra very well on set and makes sure they're always comfortable as child actors, all while he acts to be this super evil guy on camera. I love this duality, I feel like he would be so chill to talk to
In a way, I feel like the major cast from the franchise all know each other one way or another whether they're friends or just professional colleagues, they all relate to each other in some way. There's always a playful competition between botw and ss zelink actors on which pairing is the best, tp link's actor always jokingly disses wind waker for its seemingly childish approach while ww link insists his movie has the better soundtrack.
And now I'm rambling, and I definetly did not mean to dump this all on your ask omg I'm so sorry but this au transpires so much fun to me it makes me silly
#also forgot to add this but totk ganondorf actor would be very aware of the thirst train about him and acts very smug about it#loz#tloz#rias blurbs#tloz movie au#zelda#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#tloz au#zelink#breath of the wild#twilight princess#wind waker#ocarina of time#skyward sword#tears of the kingdom
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ok look, this has been scratching my brain the past few days and i had to let it out, fair warning though it's not THAT shocking it just fascinates me and i was going insane as the damn linebeck stan i am
midway through this blog i just checked the zelda wiki and hyrule historia again and found out 100 years passed since then, so just a small warning this is all BEFORE i found out about the 100 year gap between the games, and theory's rather going with the more "logical" 70-80 years
This is basically related to Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks, and specifically Linebeck himself. Based on some rambles of mine one random night at 4 am, with no prior research but facts from Hyrule Historia, and autism.
In Spirit Tracks, you come across Linebeck III, who looks very similar to Linebeck himself from Phantom Hourglass. He gives you a letter from his grandpa, which is signed "Linebeck Senior". Initially I thought; "Is his grandpa Linebeck's father? Is Linebeck this guy's dad, then?" But turns out I was wrong.
I was reading Hyrule Historia the other day (i have the french version, hence the french screenshot underneath) and it says that Linebeck III is not only Linebeck's descendant as mentioned in-game but also his grandson. Therefore, Linebeck Senior is in fact the guy we all know (and love) from Phantom Hourglass.
don't worry, i got you covered, put a translation at the top as well
But then I was confused. I asked myself; "Wait, how did Linebeck ALREADY have a grandson???"
Putting Linebeck aside, if we pay close attention to Niko, the silly hehe pirate from Tetra's crew who appeared since Wind Waker, we notice that he's aged up, from possibly a child/teen to a grandpa. I'd like to pretend Niko's around 14-15 during TWW and PH.
So if we think about it, a lot of time has passed since the events of Phantom Hourglass, let's say 70-80 years. we love you grandpa niko
Anyway, going back to Linebeck, let's say he's in his 40s, and so is Linebeck III (maybe younger, he seems like it), and if we still say that the average human life expectancy is 80 years, that means Linebeck III is born when his father's the same age, being 30-40 years old.
If we take this same pattern with Linebeck (Senior) and his child (Linebeck II), that means...
Linebeck's a father during the events of Phantom Hourglass???
i'm honestly shook over this fact idk why. it's just so funny to me to think of linebeck as a dad, seeing his personality and the way he acts and so on. i just always see him as some bitchless pathetic stinky garbage man LMAO
With whom did he even have this child? Jolene? Who knows?
Personally, I just think it's funny to think of Jolene's being after Linebeck's ass because of that child he possibly abandoned. But that's not the canon reason why she's after him, that being just pure revenge.
honestly i'd like to think of it like that it's just hilarious like "LINEBECK FOR FUCKS SAKE WHERES THE CHILD SUPPORT"
However, if we delve into the more canon timeline, being ST happening 100 years after PH, that would mean that Linebeck possibly had his child after finding land, by the end of PH. It's either that, or he could just be much older than I thought (like, maybe 60?) and he's already had his child.
and niko's old as fuck and somehow still thriving
wild
thanks for listening to my rambles baibaiii
#it's adorable to think about tbh#linebeck being a father does warm up my heart idk why#jazz jtalks#rambles#ramblings#jazzlan#jlan#nintendo#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#zelda#tloz#spirit tracks#phantom hourglass#zelda spirit tracks#zelda phantom hourglass#theory#fan theory#analysis#theories#loz#zelda theory#headcanon#linebeck#viral#my headcanons#hc#hcs#my hcs#autism
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*burst through door* I AM HERE TO TALK
Let’s see…
What whumptober prompt are you most excited about?
If you could write a post-game adventure for any of the Zelda games you played, which would it be and what kind of vibe/premise would you go for?
Does Volga ever hug Link in hdw au? I know he’s a bit aloof
Speaking of hdw au I occasionally still laugh at the thought of Power and Warriors interacting lol, but I also keep forgetting that a lot of people, including your AU include Mask and Tune, so how do you think they would react to Power being there? For his part I think Power would be really weirded out and worried that Mask is there since the kid’s like 11, and mildly concerned but also low key impressed that Tune is 12-13 and an accomplished Hero. I’m a little shaky on how those two are characterized tho 😅
Hm, let’s see, what else… favorite IAU boy and favorite IAU segment that you’ve written!
Laslty, have a hug from me and puppy snuggles from Anakin ❤️
dangit Skye I'm gonna cry again hdbshbkdjsf thank you for the hug and puppy snuggles <3
Okay! So I'm very excited for days 10 and 18 which go together and are very dramatic and painful and have a big epic fight I will hopefully be able to write well hehe. I'm also excited for day 11, which has some fun things I'm looking forward to involving Mipha (who I've never really written much so it's been interesting working on!). I have some more ideas that don't really match any days yet, but I'm excited for those too. Basically all of them (except tomorrow's which has absolutely nothing for it yet heh).
Oooh that's an interesting question! I mean I technically have a fic that explores a bit of what happens after botw (largely written before totk and also an AU lol), and true form goes into a bit after tp (but again, an AU), but if I had unlimited writing time... I think a really big and long and in-depth post-skyward sword fic would be cooool. Spanning several years as Link and Zelda work through stuff that happened on their adventure and their relationship/family and building a settlement on the surface... it would be so cool.
I think at some point Volga does actually hug Link :) but not for a while though. He's got to go through all that messy "actually accepting you have a son and are maybe actually attached to him" stuff, probably brought on through some dramatic inciting incident. ANd when it does happen it's probably a quick "AGHH HOW DARE YOU COME SO CLOSE TO DYING" kind of thing where he just grabs him into a hug without thinking.
I think of that sometimes and laugh too XD For Mask and Tune, I think they'd sort of take it in stride? Like, what's one more Link in this disaster anyway? Though I think Mask looks at him and can kind of... tell this guy's adventure messed him up. Mask knows about that, even if it's not exactly the same. Tune can maybe tell too, but it's probably more "my older brother senses are tingling, I'm adopting him".
Favorite IAU boy?? That's like having to choose a favorite child, I like them all... :( okayyyyy well I'm very fond of Hyrule, I had a lot of fun with his backstory. Legend is always a blast to write too because he's so silly as a little kid, and having turning into a rabbit be part of his powers, it lends to some interesting things and dynamics. I seriously don't know about a favorite IAU thing I've written, I've written... too many things. Maybe that roadtrip one, that one is silly lol
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*crashes into the area* HELLO WONDERFUL HEROES I AM BRINGING COOKIES AND MILK AND HUGS❤️❤️❤️
Minish! Yes, you! Tell me a bit about yourself, I know so little about you (I haven’t played minish cap 😅). Favorite food? You really good friends with your Zelda or something more? I suppose you’re only 17 so that isn’t a huge concern to you. Can you still see the Minish and talk to them and shrink down to their size?
Twilight: oh my, uh, thank you! That’s awfully sweet!
Sky: cookies!!! Hugs!! Milk!! Wait… milk?
Twilight: you know, from a cow?
Wild: or a goat.
Sky: … animals can make milk?
Wild: ??? Yours don’t???
Minish: oh! Uh, hi. My name is Link but the guys here call me Minish. Um, favorite food… the bakery has a pie that I really like. Me and Ezlo used to eat it together. It was always a nice break from… you know… I still go and get the pie, just reminds me of him. And Zelda… oh! Uuuuh… well we ARE friends but uh… um… she’s my best friend of course hehe. She’s very nice and pretty and strong… she’s also very thoughtful and…. Well… I DOUBT she’d want to be something more. I mean look at me! I dunno… its… complicated. Uh… anyways! I cant shrink down anymore Without Ezlo’s magic. I miss the Minish villages so much. You can eat one blueberry and be stuffed, that was always really nice, and everyone was so kind…. It was just magical. Though I may not remember things correctly. I was 8 years old after all. I can still see the Minish though! I don’t see the villages since they’re all well hidden, but the lone Minish I see and talk to all the time! I’m glad that… even though I’m grown up, I can still talk to them. Dunno if that means that I’m still a child or… if I’m pure of heart? Psh, but I’m not that, that’s ridiculous haha… um… thanks for the questions? And the cookies and milk! Very good!
#ok look sky doesn’t have a lot of animals and remlits are mammals so they’d make milk#and obviously the skyloftians have breast milk and what not#sky cant comprehend some surface things is all#not gonna beat around the bush but Sky probably assumed that he got breast milk lol#legend of zelda au#zelda au#legend of zelda#lbl sky#link between links#lbl wild#lbl twilight#lbl minish#ask game
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Hi!
just wanted to say I love your art a ton and its awesome to find someone who is also a MCSM and LOZ fan!
I hope you're having a good day!
Awh thank you so much 💖 (I'm having a great day, I wake up to this, eat soup, and have a whole day free haha)
I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes both zelda and mcsm, they've been my two most beloved game series' since I was a child hehe. I don't plan to stop making art of them any time soon XD
But yeah, nice to meet'cha :)
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eugh it's so hard to find people to roleplay with these days, everyone is in private cliques and discord servers
so anyway here's my last attempt at screaming into the void to find interactions, these are all the canon characters I write in all the different fandoms. I write para/multipara, just about any genre (esp angst and fluff and smut) m/m ships only and 18+ for various nsfw themes, and I'm open to canon compliant threads and AUs. I'm a lil slow on replies sometimes because life sucks and so does chronic pain, but I'm also down to just hang or play games or whatever idk. I don't always feel like writing every muse on the list, and I have my favorites, but I also have pretty niche interests so don't be afraid to reach out if something catches your eye. I'm a lil picky in who I write with, I don't care for drama and I require at least basic literacy, but other than that just be nice :3
I don't write on tumblr because I have no idea how to work this hellsite tbh, but I'm open to trying
Right now my biggest muse is probably Goro Akechi (P5R) and I have the worst akeshu brainrot rn hehe I would die for akeshu interactions
Games
Cyberpunk 2077 — Johnny Silverhand, male V
Persona 5 — Joker, Akechi
World of Warcraft — Anduin Wrynn, Mathias Shaw, Sabellian, Neltharion/Deathwing, Koltira Deathweaver, Azuregos
Warframe — Tenno
Genshin Impact — Childe
Witcher — Jaskier, Iorveth, Gaetan, Detlaff, Regis
Nier Automata — 9S, Eve
Dishonored — Daud, the Outsider
Hades — Zagreus, Thanatos
Morrowind — Nerevar, Nerevarine, Dagoth Ur
The Legend of Zelda — Link (SS, TP, TotK, BotW)
Haven — Yu
Nier Replicant — Brother Nier, Emil
A Date With Death — Casper
Anime/Manga
Jujutsu Kaisen — Satoru Gojo, Toge Inumaki
To Your Eternity — Fushi
Natsume's Book of Friends — Natsume Takashi
B: the Beginning — Izanami
TAL — Baek-Jeong
Hozuki's Coolheadedness — Hozuki, Hakutaku
Bungo Stray Dogs — Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Chuuya Nakahara
Attack on Titan — Levi
Castlevania — Alucard
D. Grayman — Allen Walker, Lavi
Kara no Kiyoku — Tobi
Dororo — Hyakkimaru
The Case Study of Vanitas — Noe, Vanitas, Louis
Kara no Kyoukai — Mitsuru Kamekura, genderbend Shiki Ryougi
Talentless Nana — Jin Tachibana
Night Head 2041 — Takuya Kuroki
Shows/Movies
Every Hugh Dancy character ever tbh
The Witcher — Jaskier
Hannibal — Will Graham
Books
Animorphs — Tobias
Skulduggery Pleasant — Skulduggery, Nefarian Serpine, Lord Vile
Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde — Jekyll and Hyde
Other
Fate/ series — Robin Hood, Cu Chulainn, Andersen, Gilgamesh, Zhou Yu
YouTube — Jameson Jackson, Antisepticeye
Forgotten Realms — Bishop, Artemis Entreri, Jarlaxle
Fallen London — Mr Eaten/Candles, Mr Veils, Mr Stones, Mr Pages, Mr Wines
#writing#please#fandom#basically every fandom ever#roleplay#literate rp#fandom ships#ships#seeking#looking for friends#goro akechi#akeshu#world of warcraft#mun muses#multifandom rp#multipara#sigh
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House of the dragon short read a summery for all those who have forgotten for season 2 and totally true to the facts and how it happened.
This might be the most chaotic shitpost recap I've ever seen.
Viserys: Nah I want a son.
Rhaenyra: Noo father I'm just as goooood.
Daemon: You have meeeee.
Viserys: No I want a son. Gimme one.
Aemma: nooo now I must dieeee. Here's your son tho.
Viserys; Aemma my uwu nooo
Baelon: FATHER I AM UR SON
viserys: yes u are uwu u are so cute lets make photos.
Maester: sire u should back off and let the kid breath Sire, no do not bring out the tide pods. Sire...SIRE!!!!
viserys: I'm off now that I have my photos for my dragongran with him and his first tidepod! This will bring in the likes and defeat Daemons unholy post.
Maester:*kills child* I hate targaryens I hate them I hate them I hate them. Stupid ugly white haired ppl
Baelon: well fuck you too you cunt. You think I want to be in this family? Ha. Jokes on you.
Viserys: NOOO MY SOON SOB SOB WHO DID THISSS
daemon: LETS FUCKING GOO IM THE TRUE HEIR YALL BETTER REMEMBER THIS. DRINKS ON THE TAP OF THE CROWN. THATS ME ANYWAY HAHA FUCK U BAELON U LOSER FOR ONE DAY.
Daemon when appearing for vizzy: Look we all make goofs & errors what's most important is where our hearts are at.
Viz: I'm convinced you have no heart!
Daemon: NAAAAAAH U CANT. IM UR HEIR
Viz: I already have a child. U are a child daemon. U are just not mine
Guards: OOOOOOHHHH
Viz: daemon you know where the trash goes. Follow it.
Viserys: I still want my boii
Aegon: I AM HERE FATHER. LOVE ME.
VISERYS: what the fuck are you. You can't be my son why ur hair like that.
Alicent: husband I'm like 17 and I got u a son. Ur other wifey failed to do that. Us hightowers have curls. Its a curse and a blessing.
Otto: maybe it's magic, maybe it's Hightower genetics.
Rhae: rude ass bitch all of you. Look at how cute he is. He's my baby brother I will protect him. SAY RHAERHAE
alicent: rhae he came out me a moment ago he can't talk yet.
Aegon: (as a baby to his sister) I am the superior one and u should fetch me a snack in the kitchen, you white haired wench.
Rhae:*handing back Aegon* nah u can have this shit back. Do us all a favour next time just go the targaryen way and let it die.
(We light the way)
Vizzy: I wanna fuck u (to alicent)
Alicent:( alright its my duty.
The most unpassionate scene:
Aemond, happily making his entrance in the show as a sperm: WIEEEEEE! Hahaha thank you gods, I won't let you down. I will bring chaos into this family!!!!
The gods; good, our little apprentice. Good.
Rhaenyra: I'm so sneaky hehe
Daemon and rhae rhae: *almost fuck each other*
Daemon: wait I can't I suddenly decided I have morals and standards. Also u just a child tf.
Rhaerhae: no what is this? Fuck you I'm nailing that dornish snack as if he's a lose screw in a IKEA shelf
Daemon: No not Crispin! Get baaaack
Rhaerha: Too late
Crispin: Ah yes. My fantasy is finally coming true!!!!
Crispin: My queen forget ur pathetic kingdom full of incest and forget that old fuck that is your father. Let us depart on a ship and start a life that will not raise questions at all with your hair and our new found riches.
Rhae: I am listening.
Crispin: We can sell...oranges
Rhae; Nah fuck this shit where are the bananas. I love bananas. U should go with your oranges if that makes you happy. Pathetic fruit picker. This is why my uncle bested u. If you relied on bananas none of this would have happened.
Crispin: Rhae rhae..
Rhae: NAH have u even tried defeating a yiga clan member with a orange? You never played zelda did you? And you call yourself a warrior? Out of my sight.
Crispin: but I love u. Why would you sit a comfortable throne instead of working your ass off with me in the fields?:(
Rhae: Honey I never worked a day in my life and I intend to keep that tradition.
Helaena at some point: MHEEWWWWHH
Alicent: he said he wanted a son, so zip it.
Helaena:*cries*
Rhae rhae: Kidnap me, make me your wife and slay my father's guards.
Viserys who can read their lips and understand Valyrian: What kind of wattpad fanfic is this shit. What's next Harry styles flying in on dragonback?
Harry styles: HELLO WESTEROS. THIS IS FOR OUR PRINCESS. ALL OF YOU; WATERMALEON SUGAR. HIGGGGGH.
Crowd: HIIGGGGGH.
Aemond in Alicents belly: Grgg *DEMONIC NOISES*
Alicent: why does rhaenyra get Harry styles and I all I get is traumas and struggles. Also why is prince daemon and her acting out duncon fics when I INTRODUCED RHAE RHAE TO WATTPAD AND HE GAVE ME HIS FAVOUR I HATE THIS AHHH.
Alicent; why am i so angry... I don't understand.
Aemond in her belly: MOAHAHAHA IT WORKS.
Ser Harwin strong; I really should not. It is against the rules.
Rhae rhae: *breathes*
Harwin: If they cut off my cock I still got my fingers-
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Time skip
Aegon: I don't know what happened but suddenly I'm borderline rapist and I'm also a drunk and like long legged people because it reminded me of dinosaurs and I got that phase when my father still loved me.
Aemond: I'm kind of cute and sympathetic but you will hate me later. It's OK. I will get over it ;)
Helaena: I am the mighty seer. I know all. OOH SPIDERS.
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Vhagar: (dreaming) a big strong dragon approaches vhagar and courts her with a beheaded child corpse. She takes it and they mate.
Vhagar, waking up: WHO DARES INTERRUPT MY DREAMS?!
aemond; shit she's so big
Vhagar:*pulling a knife* WANT TO REPEAT THAT.
Aemond: uhm no ma'am! May I...May I ride you
Vhagar; NO :) *goes to sleep*
Aemond: shit shit...
Aemond: OBEY.
vhagar; WHAT IS WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ALWAYS WAKING ME UP. FIRST LAENA NOW YOU. LAENA HAS NOT EVEN MET SEBASTIAN YET UNDER THE SEA. DO YOU MIND IM MOURING HERE.
Aemond: I understand..
Aemond;...its just...
Aemond: the seaweed is always greener.
Vhagar: (sigh): in somebody else's lake
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Don't ask.
I Don't know what the hell happend either.
#house of the dragon#aemond targaryen#aegon ii Targaryen#viserys#daeron#house of the dragon fanfiction#rhaenyra x criston#hotd rhaenyra#dark!#head the warnings#dubcon#possible triggering content#She/her reader#AFAB Reader#DarkFantasy#Possible noncon#Possible gore#Old work
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Oooh, I wanna hear about your Legend (Past, was it?)! I don’t really know anything about him, so I guess I’m just curious what his story and personality are like as a whole! =D
Yay! :DD
Well, his story begins when he was born with pink hair. I headcanon that it is very rare for people to be born with unusual-colored hair, but that trait seems to run in Link's family (his uncle has purple hair). Having this trait is kind of like the albino version for a Hylian. He wasn't really made fun of but people did kind of avoided him growing up. But he had his loving uncle with him so he wasn't too upset.
His adventure started out when he was twelve, disobeying his uncle's orders of staying inside upon hearing Zelda's call for the knights to save her. Good thing too as he found his uncle dead in the castle well and is only up to Link to save her. The two hit it off immediately, with Zelda being the first person other than his family to verbally say that they liked his pink hair, so he kind of developed a bit of a crush, and more of a reason to help her.
Of course, he changed when he first entered the dark world without a moon pearl. He transformed into his bunny form (which I shall keep a secret for now hehe) which made his sideburns grow longer (for a reason) and gave him bunny teeth. He became embarrassed of his buck teeth and stopped talking and eating in front of people since then.
It took him a year to complete his adventure in ALTTP. I'm going with the more-angsty-but-narratively-satisfying ending where both the king and his uncle had died, resulting in Zelda being crowned queen at only thirteen years old. Link stayed close and tried to help out whenever he can, but it was very apparent that he was not welcome since he was only a child. Two years pass and he was accepted to seek out training from masters beyond the sea, but of course on his voyage home he got caught in a storm and was stranded upon a strange island.
At the end of it all, Link felt very bittersweet about the ending of his Koholit adventure. He would miss very dearly the people he had met, but the Windfish was awake and Link was now able to have a new fresh perspective on things. He values life now. Sure, he would miss her more than others, but she was happy in her life, and even more happy now her dream came true.
Upon coming home, he went back to his previous life as an apple farmer (a la ALTTP manga), but he still stops by and makes sure the princess is okay every once and a while.
And eventually, if I ever get around to writing the Links-meet AU, afterwards he gets together with Zelda and they have a family <3 (but that leads to a very angsty outcome upon Link hehehe)
#the ladye answers#amazing web!!!#ahhhh sorry this was a day late#meant to get it to you earlier as promised but my brain didn't want to work#ladye's zelda au
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even though I never got the opportunity to play Majora’s Mask when I was a child I was still really obsessed with it because of a full 100% playthrough of the game I stumbled across one time. It’s one of my favorite Zelda games because of how it impacted me at such a young age, and throughout my life I had always been dancing really close to the edge of becoming a full fan of the series. In high school I got BOTW which I guess was my final step to actually getting into everything hehe
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Hi!!
Tournament Bracket is up!
Starting Battles will be released soon :D
DAY 1
Nico Di Angelo (Percy Jackson Series) vs. Gladion (Pokemon)
Elmo (Sesame Street) vs. Gru [Specifically child version] (Minions Movie)
Charlie Brown (Peanuts Comic Strip/Movies) vs. Simon Blackquill (Ace Attorney)
Spamton (Deltarune) vs. Zuko (ATLA)
DAY 2
Thalia Grace (Percy Jackson Series) vs. Ed Teach/Blackbeard (OFMD)
L (Death Note) vs. Rodrick Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
Virgil Sanders (Sanders Sides) vs. Lydia (Beetlejuice)
Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic Video Games) vs. Robbie (Gravity Falls)
DAY 3
Mike Wheeler (Stranger Things) vs. Todoroki (MHA)
Velvet Crowe (Tales of Berseria) vs. Sebastian (Stardew Valley)
Harrowhark (The Locked Tomb) vs. Keith Kogane (Voltron)
Trafalgar Law (One Piece) vs. Ray (The Promised Neverland)
DAY 4
Sasuke (Naruto) vs. Goth Boy (MySims)
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (My Immortal Hp Fanfic) vs. Shadow Link (Legend of Zelda)
Janis (Mean Girls) vs. Raven (Teen Titans)
Constantine (Muppets: Most Wanted) vs. JoJo McDodd (Horton Hears A Who)
Main blog getting dropped again bc hehe: @pigeon-not-a-bot
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5 Random Things
Ah yes a very clear title for you hehe. Another not-entirely-tes tag game, which, since I've been relatively deep in the hyperfocus I thought I'd surface and do a couple of these before diving back in lol.
I was tagged by @dirty-bosmer to share 5 random things I enjoy! (Their post is here!)
I will tag @paraparadigm, @changelingsandothernonsense, @thana-topsy, @archangelsunited, @snippetsrus, @kookaburra1701, @friend-of-giants, @elfinismsarts, @thequeenofthewinter, @rainpebble3 and anyone else who'd like to write one of these!
Chicory Coffee which baffles a few people in my household, and I enjoy that too. I've been calling it canis root tea for funsies because I feel like that's basically the tamrielic equivalent. There's really nothing else like it, I don't know how to explain why I love it so much. But I have that as frequently as regular coffee despite less caffeine -- I have the kind that's mixed with regular coffee. Otherwise it'd be caffeine free lol
The Legend of Zelda which is my favorite game series of all time, followed close by Elder Scrolls, of course. The reason is because I've been playing these games since the days of the NES lol though as a small child I had absolutely no idea how to puzzle through that first game. It still brings me joy though. Tears of the Kingdom is very fun, but I think my favorite remains Breath of the Wild.
Mechanical Keyboards. Even inexpensive ones. They are extremely fun to pull apart and repair or redesign, plus I love the noise feedback. I do less typos on these things, plus they're pretty. What's not to like, honestly? A very writerly/gamerly thing of me to say.
Dungeons & Dragons. Oh look another game on the list, hehe. This one sort of combines everything I love about video games with everything I love about storytelling. I've been a DM before and seriously enjoy the world-building aspect and the absolute chaotic nonsense that players can create. I might enjoy being a pc more for causing said shenanigans :> Also, dnd dice. Shiny 🤩
Sketching. I don't share my art on my blog because I usually draw Pokemon if I'm being honest LOL but the act of just sketching for the sake of sketching or learning more about drawing is super soothing to me. No pressure to share them, no pressure to get them right. I just draw because I can. Though sometimes I will write apologies in the margin if a sketch turns out really fucked up. :> But even then, it's all part of the process.
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