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Trollhunters Headcanons
Jim is able to unhinge his jaw. After Merlin turned him into a half troll, Jim unhinged his jaw every at meal just to unnerve the wizard. This went on for months.
Claire is an eldrich horror and everyone is scared of her to this day. The only ones who somehow don't know - or simply dont care - are Jim and Notenrique.
After becoming a half troll, Jim began making troll-adjacent versions of human food, with Blinky and Notenrique happily being taste testers.
During the nights Barbara was working at the hospital, Jim started teaching Draal about different things humans did in human households.
They had a 'sleepover' the day after the whole Pyrobligst debacle.
Draal and Jim would often compare the differences between human and troll lifestyles.
Toby and Aaarrrgghh helped make Arcadia more troll-friendly after the Eternal Night. Then they made extra upgrades to the town after General Morando attacked and the town found out about Area 49-B.
After making the short film about Captain DJ Kleb, Toby sent it to the Trollhunters in New Jersy for them to watch, since they couldnt be there for the opening night.
Jim purrs. He hates it.
The Trollhunters think otherwise and do their best to make him purr every interaction they have. He purrs the loudest around Claire and Toby.
Aaarrrgghh can regularly be seen with children climing him like a jungle gym.
Jim bullies Blinky relentlessly after the time travel incident. 'Blink, Dictatious was more welcoming than you-'
Jim also has to reassure Aaarrrgghh that they are friends, even now that Jim has seen that side of him. Aaarrrgghh would not let him go for the rest of the day.
#jim lake jr#trollhunters#troll jim#trollhunters headcanon#claire nuñez#blinkous galadrigal#aaarrrgghh#tobias domzalski#draal the deadly#<<< i miss him#<< give him back you cowards
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i've been haunting the fairly odd parents tag for long enough bc of him I suppose I should at least doodle him. gotta actually WORK on some Art Fight stuff before I allow myself to draw him properly though... sigh. Previously established obligations </3
also once again SO sorry for drawing this in 2px leading to it looking so pixelly. I always go "well I'm just drawing this for myself it doesn't need to look proper :)" and then midway thru drawing im like aah yknow what I WILL post this. whoops.
#can I say it is SO strange to latch onto a character bc he is just like u fr#and then glance into the tag and realize everyone else is simping for him#as an aroace it makes me feel nervous. like ah... why exactly. are you attracted to him? and how can I avoid that?#/j im not THAT much like him lmao#fop#fairly oddparents#peri fairly oddparents#peri fop#fopanw#fop a new wish#lotta tags...#i won't go into everything tho these are just doodles#also give him his eyelashes back you fuckign COWARDS#you'll put Cosmo in a dress but not give Peri his eyelashes??? cmon man
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Okay but if mbj can't see beneath the baps how does he look at sqh?
He is Hoisted. Held in one hand, as he should be.
#poorly drawn SVSSS#svsss#mobei jun#shang qinghua#ask#This is what I imagine a typical advisory committee meeting looks like#SQH is MBJ's equivalent of the Michael Jackson pocket picture#Little hamster man that gives you advice when you need it. He also has his own agenda and is prone to avoiding difficult situations.#He's a spy. He's a coward. He's pathetic. He recreated his own pygmalion story with an ice demon.#He is also *so* throwable. If you choose violence he will simple bounce right back. He's resilient. He's taken and you can't have him.#Where does MBJ keep SQH? Close. That's all I'll say
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Part of me needs Agent Stone to pull Harley Quinn and become a beloved mainline accomplice to Robotnik
#as much as the other underlings that robotnik and eggman have had are fun#I like the fact that Agent Stone is not afraid to snark back or roll his eyes#the fact that he's a genuinely terrifying villain on his own but when paired with Robotnik he becomes this natural little henchman type#they pair so well together??? its not just your normal expected evil villain and sidekick dynamic???#I like the fact that in some of the side material for the movies Stone has his own arcs and does his own bad ass shit?#MAKE HIM MAINLINE SONIC SEGA YOU COWARDS#GIVE EGGMAN A HUSBAND#agent stone#sonic the hedgehog
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We should talk more about Akutagawa seeing Dazai in Atsushi and being revolted by him, that's such a juicy concept to explore
#I'm a strong supporter of Atsushi taking on a lot of Dazai given that he's the first somehow-positive mentor figure he ever had#And like‚ of course he does take from him! You see how high on a pedestal he holds Dazai?#And he's always with him‚ of course he'd end up assimilating some of his behavior.#Not to mention it'd fuel his more snarky‚ sassy side from the first chapters I KNOW is in Atsushi#author don't be a coward give me sassy Atsushi back#Anyways Akutagawa being absolutely repulsed by that side of Atsushi despite loving him?? We love to see it please give me more#Anyways “huddling for 'warmth' ” by averagecerealenjoyer on ao3#ryūnosuke akutagawa#osamu dazai#atsushi nakajima#sskk#shin soukoku#bsd#bungou stray dogs#mine#q.#29/01/23
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I’m rereading Po3 and despite its flaws I really enjoyed the introduction to the three. Jaykit isn’t mentioned to be blind in the first few chapters and instead they chose to show how much MORE capable he is compared to his littermates; until at the end of chapter 3, he brings up his blindness on his own. It makes forcing him to be a medicine cat SO much more frustrating because it really feels like they’re setting him up to be a warrior and choose his own fate (note i haven’t finished the reread this is just my first impression)
I like how you seem to take that path in BB regardless! It makes his arc so much more enjoyable
His arc in canon is super frustrating because he's such an independent character who clearly wants to make his own decisions in life, but then he just gets shoved into the medcat den. I LIKE that he ultimately goes there and that he enjoys it; but it was still really fucked up that they stripped away his autonomy in the process.
Re: they are not real, they are writing choices. Taking away the choices a disabled character can make over their own life, forcing them into a celibate nun role, and then going "awwwww dont worry see? he likes it! This was the best thing for him :)" was fucked up.
And imo it didn't have to be that way! You wouldn't have to go the FULL route I did with big changes, he could just be more involved in the descision to stop being a warrior apprentice and it would be fine. Minor change that would make a world of difference.
I do also have to interject to say though... blindness should really not be an extremely severe impairment for a ThunderClan cat.
I'm dead serious.
Whiskers are built-in sensors that tell you the exact position of everything within several inches of your head, ears swerve to pick up sound, and the jacobson's organ provides a sense of smell so keen that I have an entire Clanmew expansion draft because I needed to make WORDS describing the power of this sense that humans do not have. I cannot stress enough how delicate their other senses are, felines do not rely on their sight like primates do
ThunderClan lives in a mixed-oak woodland, where sight is already often obscured by foliage, objects are close together (for whiskers to feel), and nearly every movement makes noise against the leaf litter. RiverClan and (moor-running) WindClan cats would have a harder time with this disability than Thunder or Shadow.
Cat sight SUCKS to begin with. It sucks BADDD. They don't have color vision, they're significantly nearsighted, and they can't track up-and-down movements well. WC doesn't write realistic cats (more like small fuzzy people really) and I also work with more humanesque eyesight, but the only thing Jay should really lose is an ability to rapidly track a small animal swerving fast. Blind cats are often still excellent hunters in spite of that!
So it's an extra big waste that they railroaded him into a position he didn't choose, saying he couldn't be a warrior. This is the perfect disability to write, if you want to explore how ableism can impact the characters in this society who ARE legitimately still capable of nearly full independence, but still need to find accommodations for what they can't do.
In the same arc they're doing the dumb Cinder Reincarnation Plotline, no less!! Where SHE is also feeling like she has no choice over her "destiny," and gets a conflict over a potentially disabling injury
"Oh nooo if cinderpaw breaks her leg she wont be a warrior!"
"What the f-- Im Jaypaw and im reporting live from the scene where a Category 1 Idiot Moment is taking place. Woman breaks leg, suddenly everyone believes she is a horse, more at 11."
One of these days I should really make "herb guides" just covering how various sensory disabilities impact the lives of Clan cats and some tips for writing them as warriors, especially between Clans. Stuff you wouldn't usually consider, like how much noise deaf cats tend to make, how RiverClan would get a ton of sinus infections and lose their sense of smell, being blind in Sky vs Thunder, etc.
#I once saw someone say offhandedly 'well what if someone snuck up on jay from behind and attacked him. No whiskers there'#NEWSFLASH! YOU ALSO DONT HAVE EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD#He doesn't have short whiskers either they're normally sized#Something like 4 - 5 inches on a cat like him. About double the size of the head foward and sideways#Once you're talking about close combat like the cats usually do there's no way that you can stay back far enough to avoid them#I want to rewrite owl and jay's fight or make a rematch where jay realizes owl is being a coward#Hanging just out of his range and jabbing at him#But once he realizes it's just a coward's strategy it clicks that the counter is to be aggressive#And not let his opponent out of his 'range'#Also give him a neat little scene where they're grappling next to Black's dam project where it's super muddy#And Jay is like 'YOU WANT TO PLAY DIRTY? LETS GET FILTHY' and dunks Owl's face down into the mud#Because Jay can fight without his sight but Owl doesn't know how to continue while there's stinging gunk in his eyes and nose#I like thinking about what I'm going to do for BB!Jay's matches because his fighting style is really fun to write#1. Be aggressive and proactive 2. Don't let them out of range 3. SCARE THEM#From the Mud Match he learns that the best way to end a fight quickly is to absolutely terrify them#Because they're usually not expecting the fight to be difficult nor are they expecting to feel like theyre in danger#So if you surprise them it breaks their willpower real fast#And as he gains a reputation for brutality he faces less opponents until he's practically known as the Cleric Without Mercy#Bone babble
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"zeb's training recruits"
now WHERE is his husband
#GIVE ME MY BLONDIE BACK YOU COWARDS#i mean zeb#give him back to zeb#where in the galaxy is alexandr kallus#ahsoka#ahsoka show#garazeb orrelios#agent kallus#alexandr kallus#star wars#star wars rebels#kalluzeb#kallus x zeb
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I have a lot of opinions on fanon Tim. I am a fanon!Tim Drake anti. I’ve never been an anti of anything before, but I am very anti fanon!Tim Drake. He’s basically just a Mary Sue, but it’s worse because Tim Drake is a real canon character who is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING. What the fuck did y’all do to him. Why can’t you just project your childhood trauma on a self insert like the rest of the internet. Look at him! You could replace him with a single packing peanut, and I couldn’t even tell the difference!
#personal#anti tim drake#same goes for the Angry Robin Dick Grayson truthers#I like angry angst teenagers turned depressed sunshine adults as much as someone who is very much exactly that can#but y’all can’t just slap an emotion on a character and make it their entire personality#same goes for Stephanie and Purple#give my girl back her personality#she’s literally my favorite of the bat clan#but they are what fan fiction is#fanon Tim is just The Worse because there’s like virtually trace of canon tim in there#it’s like y’all saw two panels of an event#then completely bs’d everything revolving around it#IM LOOKING AT YOU#DAMIAN CUT TIM’S LINE FIC AUTHORS#ACKNOWLEDGE TIM’S PARANOID HIT LIST YOU COWARDS#WHY DOES NO ONE EVER WRITE ABOUT HIM PUTTING DAMIAN ON A HIT LIST#DAMIAN FUCKING CRIED#HE IS A GODDAMN CHILD#dc
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Extremely hot take but I think it would be neat if during the gap between Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom, Zelda and Link were of course living together but weren't like. Officially calling themselves a couple or anything. Like the feelings are definitely there for both of them, but each keeps putting off actually telling the other how they feel. They go through life fairly content to just be Really Close Friends and each one thinks 'well I'll just... Say it when the time is right' (the time is, of course, never right, for one reason or another).
And yes they have only one bed but hey friends can share a bed too y'know. Beds are expensive and the loft isn't big enough for two beds anyways. Besides, I think they'd both really appreciate having somebody right there so when they each inevitably wake up in the middle of the night from some stress dream or PTSD nightmare, they can be comforted that the other is right there with them still safe and sound.
Anyways so Zelda was going to tell the Great Deku Tree to tell Link that she loved him we all know it, and Great Deku Tree said "tell him yourself." I think it would be really cool and neat if she didn't even get to tell him because the two of them were too busy trying to heal from everything they already went through on top of trying to help the kingdom rebuild. And then the two of them lose each other again before she even gets the chance to say it, but this time it seems like she really never will get the chance to say it because this time there's supposed to be no way she is able to come back :D
#i mean thankfully she does come back but like#yknow. they didnt know that was going to happen.#also nintendo you cowards. let Zelda tell him she loves him.#are you listening nintendo do you hear me??#instead of just giving us the goofy Zelda smile just let her finally tell Link she loves him!!#it's about the catharsis of finally getting to hear the words she'd been waiting over a century to say 🤌🤌🤌#totk spoilers#technically.#totk#botw#loz#zelink#princess zelda#link#tears of the kingdom#breath of the wild#legend of zelda
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GIVE THIS MAN HIS WIFE BACK
#marvel rivals#marvel#marvel comics#Namor#namor the sub mariner#namor mckenzie#Dorma#Namor x Dorma#GIVE HIM HIS WIFE BACK#enough with the Sue drama#anti suenamor#Lady Dorma#marvel art#marvel au#fantastic 4#fantastic four#marvel fanart#art#digital art#digital artist#disabled artist#GiveUsBackDorma#Namor deserves happiness#not this gross shit#king and his queen#trans artist#marvel pls#stop being cowards#GIVE HER BACK#WE MISS YOU DORMA
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An ordinary day for an ordinary little girl
(Theo the monkey boy is the @doodlesdreaming's OC)
#Crossover#Dead Cells#DC the King#King Conrard#My Headcanon#OC#original characters#Tetra#Theo the monkey boy#artist on tumblr#A Castaigne's rapid appearance#I can imagine him being a proud person#believing himself to be better than others but a coward when it really counts (like Gilderoy Lockhart if you want a better comparison)#Not so egotistica - as he sometimes tries to do the right thingl#as he sometimes tries to do the right thing#Let's move on to Tetra - the sweetest girl in the world#She'll kiss anyone she likes. For people she doesn't know and/or doesn't like - she'll be very polite#giving a more classic greeting (a bow) with a big smile#She's always barefoot. Much to the displeasure of her parent Hyde#And why is her hair done up in the front and not in the back ?#Hyde tried to discipline her hair but it's so long to style that they finally gave up#Tetra doesn't care about her hair. She finds them even more beautiful and atypical like this#She's an 8 - 10 year old and it bothers her too when it takes a long time to do her hair#Conrard - seeing the little girl's kindness - wanted to adopt her BUT Hyde wasn't for it#(imagine a “fight” between “daddies” and her watching the showwaiting for it to calm down)#She could so easily have been the daughter he never had and never will have... AH ! Oops ! Spoiler ! >P#I'll leave you with this information (I'll have to draw this one day !)
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he's a self-professed selfish coward of course he's the kindest and bravest person you'll ever meet
#because aint that always the way#how else could it ever be.#turlough is a pragmatist. he has anxiety. he has a tendency towards black and white thinking and he catastrophizes.#but he is the farthest thing from a coward#too many people even a few of the writers take him at his word and if you do that you won't really see him#lavender thoughts#cdw#dw#my boy VOLUNTARILY going back to face off the creatures that had him physically catatonic with fear half an hour before#the real question is why he even thinks he has to#but he does and as he goes he GIVES AWAY HIS GOOD LUCK CHARM to the person staying behind#beloved idiot you need it more than she does!!!!#what was even the point of this stunning and deeply in character feat of kindness and bravery raaarrrggggh#frontios#dw liveblog#turlough#nobody in the universe like vislor turlough
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LUIDA STOLE WOLFWOOD'S NOSE!!!!!
GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#Trigun#Tristamp#Trigun Stampede#YOU CAN DO NOSE DIVERSITY GIVE IT BACK TO WOLFWOOD YOU COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!#GIVE HIM THAT NOSE ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Anyway#Not that Nightow drew it consistently anyway but STILL
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hi do you think sam is normal about the fact that matt died (on what was supposed to be his watch. by the way) and then came back as a fucking catholic priest. like. this guy watched his community get torn apart by a religious leader. aforementioned religious leader told him to kill a guy, got really pissed when he didn't, and threw him and his mom and their entire community under the bus when the beast came to take back its stolen power. he doesn't trust religion. he definitely doesn't trust religious authorities.
and now, you know. his quasi-father died (very nearly by the sword sam was given. by the way.) and came back as a religious authority. he actively works in the catholic church. he's a priest. that has to be uniquely shitty for sam. your dad figure is back from the dead (that you probably should have been there to save him from in the first place) and he's not a lawyer anymore but a guy in the exact same position of authority as the one you became blindspot to work against. the one that tried to make you into a murderer. the one that got your mom killed. oh and he doesn't remember you. crazy.
#I guess I what I'm saying is#they should really put sam in the current daredevil run#because the potential for some absolutely crazy awkward pseudofamily dynamics is crazy.#plus what if matt remembers.#“oh shit I told this kid to go live his life and then tried to kill myself with the sword he'd been carrying for like years.”#the sheer amount of guilt#what do you Do after that#look I'm sorry I just. stop chucking sam into the canon void they're fascinating foils okay!#you can't just give daredevil an apprentice#jack him up with religious trauma#kill daredevil in the spot the apprentice was supposed to be guarding#have him come back as an amnesiac catholic priest#and NOT COME BACK TO THE APPRENTICE#also chip zdarsky is a coward and should have let matt kill himself with the sword stick gave sam#the twisted cycle of apprentice and master coming. well not full circle but a wonky little spiral.#sorry elektra your whole fight scene was badass but you are not as conducive to devasting narrative symmetry in this particular instance#i forgot where i was going with this#uh yeah. free my guy he did all of it and it was excellent literary foiling.#sam chung#blindspot#matt murdock#daredevil#kili is rambling again
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The only thing that would make Prefeito Jota more attractive was if they gave him his melanin back
#arkanis#arkanis prefeito jota#GIVE IT BACK COWARDS#YOU CAN MAKE HIM ATTRACTIVE AND STILL KEEP THE MELANIN
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#wyll ravengard#bg3 wyll#bg3 meme#wyll bg3#listen. I have feelings about him#and how he should be held and caressed tenderly and kissed so sweetly and ravenously as well#and as a side thing Mizora ought to consider being unconstituted at a molecular level and never coming back#But more importantly!! Wyll my beloved darling love of my life#my posts#me#please. Larian you cowards please give him an adequate amount of content I'm dying Larian#this is what happens when I get sleep deprived...
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