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Chronic Flirt
Cw: fluff, reader has a very bad sinus infection, Sirius is a flirt, they like each other, lots of pet names hehehe
Of course the day you go into the pharmacy looking a wreck, you have to see him.
You’re in a pair of jeans and a washed out Spider-Man shirt, a jacket over it to help with some chills- but it’s not the focus. You feel like crap and Sirius is on rotation today.
It’s fate. It’s how it always goes.
God damn the dust and pollen in the air for making your face blotchy, puffy and red.
God damn it a second time that you’re congested and nasally when the pharmacist around your age- Sirius- seems to get in.
Sirius is a pharmacist that’s very pretty and loves to flirt with you and it makes your skin tingle.
He smiles when you come into view, skin a little flushed when you walk straight up to the counter.
“Hi sweetheart, is that from an allergic reaction or are you happy to see me?”
God you wish he wasn’t so good looking because then you wouldn’t care this much that you’re sure there’s more hives cropping up on your cheeks. You snort despite yourself, willing your body to not betray you this once.
“Sadly the dust, nothing I’ve got is working anymore.”
You’re peeved just thinking about it. You’ve tried every single sinus medicine that they’d ever invented and if it didn’t make you tired, it just didn’t help.
Sirius frowns, his perfectly arched eyebrows drawing together. “That doesn’t sound good, sweetness. Nothing’s worked at all?”
You shake your head, “And I get drowsy off everything.”
He nods sympathetically, “Can’t take much of it either if you’ve got to be at work can you?” He tuts and flips through what you assume to be a log book.
Only then you’re only allowed to marvel at how soft his angular face looks for a moment before you’re taken over by a sneezing fit.
Sirius passes you a handful of tissues and hand sanitizing gel. A look of concern and sympathy on his face as he can no doubtedly see the redness that comes to your inflamed nose.
“Say, have you used the rinses before? I can give you something else for the hives, but the congestion is my main concern.”
You shudder as you chew the inside of your cheek, it feels silly admitting but it’s the truth, “I’m scared of them.”
Sirius lets out a little puff that you know is a chuckle, “They work better though. We’ve got this one,” he pulls a white and blue box from the shelf behind him. “It doesn’t mess up your track or anything. Would keep all that swelling outta your pretty face.”
You roll your eyes to hide how much you warm up by the compliment, “How many times can I use it in a day?”
Sirius slides the box to you as he rattles off, “Once a day should do it, two sprays in each nostril. Blow your nose before you spray, swallow after each spray and then you’re brand new.”
You eye the box dubiously. “Two sprays once a day?”
Sirius nods, a little smile on his face at how hopeful you sound. He can’t help it but lean across the counter, little black strands of hair caressing his cheek making him look even a little dreamier.
“What if it doesn’t work?” You ask, shoving your hands into your pockets to keep from reaching out to touch the loose hair.
Sirius smiles, a wicked one that’s more attractive than it should be. “Then you can come in and I’ll personally try to create a new drug that’ll work.”
Somehow, you feel like Sirius really would try his best.
“Just for me?”
Sirius nods, “Exclusively yours, doll.”
You roll your eyes again, but bite your lip to keep the smile off your face. He’s a good flirt.
“What about the hives? Calamine lotion?”
You’ve done this rodeo before.
“You’re whip smart, yknow that?” Your cheeks flush a little. “Should go away after a couple rounds of it, but if it doesn’t work you can come back for hydrocortisone.”
You nod, “Can I just go get a juice and come to pay?”
Sirius nods, reaching out quickly to tuck a bit of hair behind your ear. “Take your time gorgeous, are you gonna get your usual orange passion fruit?”
It warms your heart a little that Sirius has taken note of it. You look over your shoulder with the tiniest of smiles and find Sirius with his cheek propped up watching you.
“Yeah and probably a chocolate bar.”
“I don’t have anything for cavities, and I don’t think you can get sweeter, sweetness.”
You shake your head, a little giggle following you and all Sirius can think is he has to ask you out soon.
#siriusblack#sirius black#sirius black oneshot#sirius black one shot#sirius black imagine#sirius black fanfic#sirius black fanfiction#sirius black drabble#sirius black fluff#sirius black fic#sirius black x black reader#sirius black x reader#sirius black x you#sirius black x yn#sirius black x y/n
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How would the skeletons react if S/O suddenly decided to hold one of them and starts carrying them around the whole time?
Undertale Sans - He goes limp in your arms and immediately falls asleep. Good luck with that, he's not moving before eight hours. It's like carrying a corpse.
Undertale Papyrus - He's extremely uncomfortable and smiles at you like he's constipated. He's just too nice to ask you to put him down.
Underswap Sans - Screeching, screaming and clawing your hands until you put him on the floor. He hates being picked up!
Underswap Papyrus - He goes limp in your arms, but he's also a lot heavier than Sans. You fall on your butt. Honey decides to stay on top of you and refuses to move. You're stuck.
Underfell Sans - "eh, ya know what's strong enough to pick you up too? my di-". You drop him.
Underfell Papyrus - He turns entirely red, punches you in the stomach, dusts his clothes, gives you an offended look and leave, huffing.
Horrortale Sans - He purrs and headbutts you to show affection. He actually headbutts you so much he knocks you out. Oops.
Horrortale Papyrus - "NO." You whine but you take your hands back. Willow can't be picked up, sadly.
Horrorswap Sans - He's a lot more efficient than Blue and claws your face at full strength, making you drop him. He then runs away on all four, well... three, growling like a gremlin.
Horrorswap Papyrus - He boops your nose, realizes what he just did, turns entirely orange and passes out from stress in your arms. Ah...
Horrorfell Sans - His hands are clearly on your butt. He's looking at you with a smug face, then smirks. You drop him. Oh, come on!
Horrorfell Papyrus - Chief asked you to go in the couch, not to go horsey in the house! He's screeching and threatening you to put him down. What is he going to do? He can't walk! He blasts your face.
Horrorswapfell Sans - Bear is mostly confused about what's going on, until he realizes someone unidentified is carrying him and he can't see who or where. He stabs you. Oops.
Horrorswapfell Papyrus - You're desperately trying to pick him up. He's just staring. He's using blue magic on him, so he's impossible to lift from the floor. It's funny looking you try though.
Swapfell Sans - He refuses to let go of his cup of coffee and his newspaper and continues reading and drinking in your arms, completely ignoring you. You won't disturb his morning routine.
Swapfell Papyrus - A thousand rubber duckies falls from his jacket as you stare in complete confusion. Rus loses it.
Fellswap Gold Sans - He slaps your hand away once. If you try again, he stabs you. He warned you.
Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He clings to you like a koala. Now it's either you go to cuddle with him or you're carrying him like that all day lol. Have fun!
Outertale Sans - He makes you fly as you're carrying him. You're now the one holding to him for dear life and begging him to go down.
Outertale Papyrus - You drag him out of the kitchen. He's screaming, trying to grab the walls to stay in the kitchen. Please! He's begging you! Let him bake one more cookie! He knows that's 700 cookies now, but just one more, please! He's begging you!
Dancetale Sans - He makes you fly above his head Dirty Dancing style as you're twitching and screaming like a seal, wanting to be put down.
Dancetale Papyrus - Salsa picks you up under the arms before you can pick him up and sings it's the Circle of Life while carrying you above his head. You can't escape him. He's going to sing the entire song.
Dancefell Sans - He licks your face. You drop him. Wait, he has no tongue? What the fuck? What just touched you?
Dancefell Papyrus - He uses his special attack. Tango puts his finger in your eye. It's really effective, you're now whining on the floor.
Farmtale Sans - You're wasting his time! He grabs a hot pepper and forces it into your mouth. You're now crying on the floor.
Farmtale Papyrus - He whines. His Valorant game is not finished, please! He's going to lose his rank! Just five more minutes! You don't understand, he worked hard to get there! Come on! He pouts as you take him outside anyway to meet the sun.
Mafiatale Sans - He high-pitched screams until you put him down. He's extremely patient and can do it for three hours straight. It's a battle of will. You can't win this. Give up already.
Mafiatale Papyrus - He gives you a death stare as you grab his shirt. What are you doing? If you insist, he starts to growl and he might shoo you off with a blaster if you keep doing.
Mafiafell Sans - Great job. Now all of his dogs want to be picked up too! You're drowning under a mountain of dogs. Your life is dogs. You will smell like dogs for days now.
Mafiafell Papyrus - He starts to scream at you and threaten you, obviously. What are you even doing? Do you want to die? You don't pick up the second of the mafia like a kitten!
Ink - Oh, he's excited you're showing him affection! So excited. He pukes a torrent of ink on you. Rip your clothes.
Error - He's so triggered he opens a portal, grabs your soul, and throws you in a random place, and then closes the portal. He then realizes he has no idea where the hell he sent you. Uh... Well, that's awkward. I hope you like space because you're going to stay on a space rock for an entire week, waiting.
Disbelief Papyrus - Delta rolls his eyes at you but let you do whatever you're doing. He's not sure what you're doing, but it seems to make you very happy so he goes with the mood.
Killer Sans - Oh, that's cute. He nuzzles against your neck, purring. Your face and clothes are full of goop now. It's leaking under your clothes. That's so uncomfortable. I would hate it for sure.
Dustale Sans - He blinks, confused, then randomly bites lunges at your face, bites your nose and refuses to let go. You're running in circles, screaming, an angry Dune biting your nose hard and growling.
#undertale#underswap#underfell#horrortale#horrorswap#horrorfell#horrorswapfell#swapfell#fellswap gold#outertale#dancetale#dancefell#farmtale#mafiatale#mafiafell#sans#papyrus#ink sans#error sans#disbelief papyrus#killer sans#dustale sans#undertale ask blog#undertale asks#undertale imagines#undertale headcanons
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LUIDA STOLE WOLFWOOD'S NOSE!!!!!
GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#Trigun#Tristamp#Trigun Stampede#YOU CAN DO NOSE DIVERSITY GIVE IT BACK TO WOLFWOOD YOU COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!#GIVE HIM THAT NOSE ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Anyway#Not that Nightow drew it consistently anyway but STILL
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y’all are pikin’ MEN ??????? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
#what would our name be. hm. fredlie???? cheddie….. wait I kinda love cheddie like the cheese ……..#concidering hes one of my mains I never made full fledged full colored art with him. but now I did 🥹🥹#I loveeee u charlieeeeee. gives him a big kiss on his big ol nose#I love the color difference bro we are like cheetos and mountain dew ….#I cant think of anything else orange and green just work with me here#self ship#self shipping#self ship art#bipoc self ship#draws! ✏️#💚����🐥
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Bryan Fury sketchbook doodle page featuring one (1) Lei Wulong (somebody’s gotta apprehend the big creep!)
process pics under cut
#my scanner made the orange way more red than it actually is. the process pics are more accurate to the orange#drawing those snake skin pants killed me. hardest animal pattern to draw by hand#tekken#bryan fury#lei wulong#also learning that Bryan’s og tekken 3 design was modeled after Rutger Hauer was gamechanger for me in stylizing his face#just giving him that big heavy brow shape and Dutch nose lol
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Naga Wally Au?
Idk, I’m babysitting a snake rn so I guess that influenced todays daily Wally. Idk I know this au exists already I guess I wanted to make my own version of snake Wally.
He’s like a snake prince or something and poppy is the queen/goddess (hence the feathers) bc she’s a giant bird. Idk I’m not one for fantasy so it’s just ideas lol. I hope you like it!
#wally darling au#wally darling#welcome home#fanart#welcomehome#wally#welcome home fanart#welcomehomeau#wally darling fanart#au#Naga#Naga Wally#snake#orange#purple#red#yes I commuted Wally sin by giving him I nose#I apologize#ITS CUTE THO!!!#STILL A LIL SNOOT#but yeah poppy is like a giant bird queen goddess idk#I see her as the mom#poppy and home co-parent Wally#not just in this au but in general#that’s how I see them#I feel like home doesn’t like barnaby idk#thinks he’s a bad influence in Wally#I’m off my meds sorry
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tried to give my kitten a little kiss on his head as he fell asleep on me and he lunged forward and forced his entire nose into my mouth. then got up and ran to eat. alright.
#very orange of him#i think i pavloved him into giving me lil kisses 😭#i always kiss his stupid little head when he sleeps on me (aka always)#and he started to just look up at me and put his paws around my face and just nibble on my nose#HE IS THE SWEETEST HE IS A BABY#THANK YOU FOR BEING MY REASON TO LIVE MILORD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!#magpie talks will they shut up?#ramble ramble#sergei von kifli posting#cats#orange cat behavior
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babygirl!!! <333
#i hope he's giving idol that was the goal#HE LOOKS HAPPY..... :3#i will admit i did not sew all of the clothes... just the hat. the rest came from plushzul's closet <//3#I WANNA MAKE CATER NOW....#but i don't haves orange...#twst#twst fanart#<- technically???#custom plush#idia shroud#my art :>#sewing#HE SHEDDED EVERYWHERE BUT IDC I STILL LIKE HIM...#I AM GONNA SEW MY OWN CLOTHES FOR HIM...#but he was uncovered so i threw something on......#I'M BEING SO SERIOUS I GAVE HIM DIMPLES AND TOP SURGERY SCARS AND A BELLYBUTTON....#but i forgot a nose somehow...#erm. silly...#OKAY NOW LET'S GET HYPED FOR NARAMIS AGAIN AJDJFNFN
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inconsolably emotional over this comment on a stuffed animal cleaning video
#also look at this little cat 🥺 he was so dirty at the start and they cleaned him so well#it reminded me of when i last cleaned my old stuffed cat#i can never get her back to her original color. she was orange and it just faded over time a lot so she's a dull brown now#but i cleaned her up a little and brushed and fluffed her#even got risky and did surgery to give her some more stuffing so she could sit upright again#and she looked so beautiful!!!!#her eyes and nose are chipped and her whiskers have been gone for a long time too but i cant fix that#i dont need to tho i think it adds character :^)#srry im rambling now i just love my stuffed cat dearly. ive had her since i was 2#tldr i love stuffed animals#i think caring for them is such a beautiful and pure form of love#to know they aren't real but still treat them gently. just because it feels good to. ❤️#my posts
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i don’t feel like posting pictures. but y3s? long socks? nice pants? cute sweater? AND curls peeking out from under the hat?? i’m eatin so good. ok edit be warned before you expand tags on this i went on a giant rant about nicks clothes whoops lol it is HUGE
#yardblrs number1 scrutinizer of nick outfits#a title that not a single other person gives a fuck about lol#he always wears ankle socks with the new balances and it makes me wanna yak#the new balances at all make me wanna yak. he doesn’t understand that the brand isn’t what’s trendy it was the chunky dad shoe#ALSO WHY WOULD YOU WEAR ANKLE SOCKS. WITH JEANS. should’ve gotten your tattoo higher so you could show it off w/o the ugly ass socks#his girl pants are technically cute and on trend but i think they look too big and too on the nose on him. yk. too trendy too clunky#controversial take on the sweater but i don’t like the grey on the bottom half i think it needs to be lighter to work for him#and the trucker hat? also a little cringe a little too trendy esp with the eyes for wtv brand that is but still cute in silhouette + curls#overall. incredible nick fit#would still be cute if it was trucker hat sweater girl pants new balances#but THIS. this is how it’s done#i love those stupid little suburban well off upper middle class rich boy y3s#sorry for the 00s movie bitchy teen girl rant lol. i only care about fashion when ppl care about being trendy#will happen again#orange county ken doll#barbie doll
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My cat Cinder meows like this! He's really cuddly too.
We must be respectful of all languages
#dollyreblogsstuff#shut it dolly#I love him so much#He's so sweet and likes to give people nose kisses.#he's an orange cat
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ok reverse the TROPE !!!!!! sugar-mommy!f!reader x retired!simon <333 (18+)
he got discharged on a medical injury. his knee flares up now, phantom pains that shoot up his leg and pinch his spine. he feels like a failure--a lieutenant in his prime, and now he has to acclimate to civilian life and grit his teeth instead of drown the voices in his head out with gunfire.
he's been deployed as much as he could be just to stay away from this kind of place. so he didn't have to get on a train, or take the tube. so he didn't have to think about looking over his shoulder in the shops or learn how to pay a wifi bill. he hates going to the doctor's office, and he hates learning how to properly open his bank account, just to learn that there's nearly nothing in it.
the numbers just dwindle before his very eyes. the rent is too high, even in his shitty studio. when did cable cost that much? why can't he go to the pub for just a few pounds anymore? where is the compensation for giving more than a decade of his life in service of his country just to have to wait in fucking lines to get his medication and argue over the phone about where all his fucking money went.
maybe he never had any. maybe it's all lost somewhere. he'd ask his former captain, but he's halfway across the world, and over his dead body would he hold a hand out and ask for charity when he's 36 years old.
"don't get that one."
simon turns his head, a snarl caught in his throat. there's a pretty thing standing beside him, also staring at the array of ramen packages in focus. you take the orange package out of his hand and put it back on the shelf before reaching for a different package. it's got japanese characters on it, so he can't read the label, but you smile up at him.
"this one is way better. good price for it, too."
"'s more expensive."
"yeah, but you get eight packets in this one. that one only gives you five."
at the till, you notice him subtly counting the notes in his wallet. you pretend not to notice, rocking back and forth on your heels, but just as he picks up his bag to leave, you speak up.
"you wanna get a drink? on me."
and fuck, he could use a bourbon. on the first one, he thought your presence was pleasantly tolerable. by the fourth, he's staring down your shirt, dark eyes mapping out what the curves of your breasts might look like in the palm of his big hand. by the sixth, you're pressed up against a sticky bathroom wall and holding on for dear life as he pounds into you from behind, knickers in his back pocket, manicured nails digging slits into his tattooed forearm.
you sink those claws in that night; and you do not let go.
the third night you ask him out, he sees your flat for the first time. in a nice building downtown, doorman holding the door open for you. the elevator ride is long enough for him to see the tops of buildings, and when you step inside your flat, he swallows hard when he realizes you are way out of his league.
gorgeous leather seats and couch. large tv with surround sound. a french kitchen with a gas stove. your flat is filled with knickknacks and candles, low yellow lights and wonderful collections of art and little glass vases and sculptures. your home is filled with warmth, and you don't belong with him.
just as he thinks about backing out of the place, you turn and grip the lapels of his jacket, tugging him closer. you touch your nose to his over his mask, smiling, and you push the door closed behind him and press him up against it.
"so, which room do you wanna christen first? i thought we could start in the kitchen."
you're a woman that knows what she wants, he'll give you that; and he doesn't have it in him to say no.
the sun wakes him up in the morning. he doesn't remember falling asleep--he doesn't like to make staying over a habit. when he sits up on his elbows, he takes a deep breath, realizing his back hurts a lot less. the mattress of your bed is wonderful, much more supportive than the flat mess he has on the floor in his own place, and he blinks himself awake when you come out of the bathroom.
you're freshly dressed, makeup on, and you're putting on your jewelry when you see him. you smile at him, coming towards the bed, and you bend down to kiss where his mouth would be under the mask.
"good morning, simon. sleep well?"
"mmm..."
you take that as a yes, cupping his jaw, and you kiss him over his mask again before going to get some shoes from your closet. he doesn't comment on the fact that when you open it, he realizes the closet there is only for shoes...
"you hungry, baby? want some breakfast?"
"i--oh..." simon lays back down when his back tweaks, and you reach for him when you see him fall back in the mirror. you smooth a hand down the side of his body, frowning.
"why don't you stay in bed? i'll have my assistant bring you something."
"no, tha's--"
"i'm not asking, simon, i'm telling you," you coo. you pick up one of his hands and trace one of his scars with your finger. you have long, almond-shaped nails. there's pretty chrome nail art over the wine red color you wear, and he focuses on it as you kiss his knuckles gently. "will you wait for me to come home?"
"where y'goin'?"
"gotta work, honey," you wink down at him. "and i want you to be here when i get back."
"tha' so?"
"mhm," you smile. "right here. in my bed--" you lift the covers a little and peek, giggling as you put it back down after getting a glimpse at his cock resting against his lower stomach. "just like this, simon."
he doesn't remember if he ever goes back to his flat. he thinks he went one more time, to grab a few bottles of his medication, but the tick in his knee hadn't been so bad with the great physical therapy you started paying for and the warm massages you gave him every night.
and his back--your bed always contours perfectly against the muscles of his back, and he finds himself sleeping a full seven hours every single night.
not to mention his new work outs. simon hadn't been to the gym much since coming home, but he knows he must be burning hundreds of calories with you. you test his limits. as soon as you're home, you jump on him, and the stress relief your pussy brings him is just what he needs to get the edge off. you're a fiend, especially after a rough day, and the way you bounce on his cock in every room of your flat keeps him up at night sometimes with the most glorious wet dreams.
you're up late that night. you're curled up on the couch in one of simon's shirts and a glass of red wine, and there's a mountain of papers around you that you're focusing on reading. you have a huge presentation tomorrow, and everything needs to be perfect. simon comes into the living room, shirtless, and you smile when you see him standing there. he's wearing the new sweats you got him, but you can't focus on that too much when you're staring at his pudgy, toned stomach and his nice pecs. you bite your lip, taking a long sip of your wine, and simon hikes up his mask to take a bite out of his bowl of ice cream.
"gonna be up late tonight?" he asks, and you nod. "want me to sit with ya?" you nod again, lifting up your legs, and when he takes a seat next to you, you drape them across his lap. you lean over to give his scarred cheek a kiss, and when you turn back to your paperwork, a thought comes across your mind.
"we should get married," you say softly, circling a note over something. simon keeps eating, as if what you said doesn't phase him.
"why's tha', love?"
"tax benefits."
"mmm..." simon drops one of his hands and thumbs against your ankle. the flat is warm. his stomach is full. his body hurts less, and his heart aches with something nice. "olright then."
you smile.
"good. cause i already bought the ring."
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#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#ghost mw2#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#ghost mwii#ghost x reader#cod#call of duty#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut#simon thoughts
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I just realised tomorrow marks the 7ths week of me being sick and feeling like garbage lol It's some ups and downs but generally it's been a while since I've been healthy and none knows whats up which is nice.
#been to the doctor so many times#and at least my general doc is trying but she cant figure out what's wrong#and the throat specialist I've been to twice in one month got a very helpful “sounds like stress and you imagine all” for me#like thanks i keep having my ear throat and nose inflamed constantly and nothing i tried so far helped but surely its stress#my doc suspected a virus but we also didnt find any active anti bodies#so i was just told to rest and was off work for two weeks that also did nothing#so i worked again even tho my doc was like maybe not but i got psychological issues being home with nothing to do#gotta go to my dentist tomorrow to see if the source is there#but im sure its my ears but I'll never go back to that doc#i was there twice a month cuz it kept getting worse and got a stress stamp#stress i didnt even have lately cuz i got a healthy fuck you all work motivation now#and now I'll lose all chance for promotion cuz i cant do my usual 200% and my bosses translate that with: she broken now bye#going great#also don't really have motivation to draw anymore#I started to build model sets but idk if anyone would wanna see those#I also got a cyst on my ovaries and got an appointment in july#that gives me serious pms like i never had it before but ok#someone knows a doc that'll remove the whole uterus i don't need that shit anymore#anyways in case anyone's been wondering where i am lately or if anyone even read this my asks are open if anyone wants to ask smth#or ask my OCs they live rent free in my head and are very precious to me#even my new car is named Michael#he's cute and my record so far been 190km/h#one day I'll do the 225 he can do#just get off the road that day pls#that car was the onyl thing i worked for so idk what to do with my life now#save for car repairs maybe#anyone wants a pic of my child#he's orange#I'm very proud of myself i managed to save up for him quiet fast#these tags are wild but I'm feeling a bit more energetic thanks to some plant supplements my uncle gave me
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father charlie asking you to call him father during sex is making me tweak
cw: 18+ mdni, fem reader, pussy EATING, let him be a little more openly crazy in this one, trope typical dub con and corruption kink but you're just as crazy so you think that you're doing the same thing to him, bible verses as dirty talk, inaccurate religious practices, religious slut shaming/degradation (?)
Your thighs are already shaking and he’s only kissing up your inner thighs, so cute, so sweet. “That’s it, little lamb, lie back for me.”
Your skirt is pushed up to pool around your hips, the wood of the pew you’re sitting on leaving an already uncomfortable ache in your hips.
Father Charlie kneels in front of you, right out in the middle of the open. Sure, it’s after hours and no one is on the premises but the two of you, but God is still here. Isn’t he? Watching in judgment as the man meant to be your spiritual leader sups at the fountain of your cunt.
He smiles when you start squirming and immediately slaps the inside of your thigh, harsh but genuine in its tough love, “Ah ah ah. I thought I told you to lie back and take your Father’s tongue in your pussy like a good girl.”
The candle’s flames flicker as you pant and stare down at him, he looks so handsome in the soft orange glow, like an angel. But isn’t it the demons who sneak down to earth and seduce unsuspecting whorish women into damnation? Father Charlie could never be a demon in your eyes though, and he knows this more than he knows every verse of the good word by heart.
He could desecrate you with a nail gun and you’d bend over and spread your legs, bleeding out on the beige carpet. But you’re his special girl, his darling wife to be and you know better than to do anything that would force his heavy hand.
“I-I’m so sorry, I won’t do it again.” You plead, the thought of losing his favor for even a second causes you genuine distress, "Obey your leaders and submit to them, for they are keeping watch over your souls, as those who will have to give an account.”
“I-i’m so sorry, who?” He mocks, pitching his voice higher and spitting on your clit. “I won’t do it again, who?”
“F-father. I’m so sorry, Father. I’ll be listen you, I swear.”
“You’re going to be a good girl for me anyway, like a real child of God should.”
Your soft sighs turn into even softer moans when he redoubles his efforts and leans forward to kiss your throbbing clit. A crucifix that tastes as electrifying as a star, he moans as your natural musk invades his senses. He’s so happy you’re on an off shaving day too, there’s just enough hair peeking through for some to come off on his tongue with every swipe.
Father Charlie moans into your puffy pussy, speaking in tongues into your folds and sliding his tongue in your sopping hole. He smacks his lips together when he pulls back to breathe, smiling up at you and licking away the sticky string of you that clings to his mouth.
“Maybe I should have this cunt for communion, draft my sermons laying in between your thighs. You should’ve never taken this job, little lamb. Now even God himself couldn’t keep us apart.”
A flash of light, and his nose bleeds onto your pubes. Then the vision’s gone, and Father Charlie’s burying himself back into the heaven that is your sloppy pussy.
You run your fingers through his hair in a frenzy, but you obediently sink into the shooting pain in your pelvis as you slump into the pew.
Father Charlie’s eyes glint like rubies as he eats you like a starving man, your water turning into wine as you flood his taste buds with your juices. His knees strain in the confines of his dark slacks, digging into the church floor, but his precious lamb is worth every twinge of pain. They’d be added bonuses, anyway. He hums a few lines of a hymn, the melodic vibrations give you tingles.
You squirt minutes later when you lock eyes and he nips at your clit, fantasizing about chewing it into a heart. He chastely pecks the bud through your orgasm and into overstimulation, which is always his goal. Father Charlie’s favorite game is to make you come for every sin you confess to in your last confessional.
“You’ve been eating what I’ve recommended, good, you’re fattening up really nicely, dear.” He comments with a quick squeeze to your mound, laughing at your exhaustion.
One down, six to go. You’re blessed with a guilty conscience.
“Go in peace.”
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Delivery guy Simon pulls up in his piece of crap ford car, grabs his bright orange just eat bag from the car, slamming the door shut as he walks up to your house. All black attire and sporting no mask, never does during deliveries after being told by his boss it unnerves people you can’t wear that man.
You’re already there before he rings the doorbell, opening the door and giving him a bright smile. Eyes full of hunger, you stomach growling as you inhale the smell of McDonalds. After a shitty week at work you just wanted some junk food to binge on and there was no way you were cooking.
Simon clears his throat out of his temporary freeze, “Here y’a go love.” His deep gravelly voice has your focus off the food he’s picking up and holding out to you in an instance.
You actually look at him and fuck he’s gorgeous. He’s got a couple scars and his nose is crooked, like it’s been broken one too many times for it to be fixed. 6ft 7 at least, he’s built like a damn ox, there are scars on his arms too. If you could even call the both of them that, they’re just as huge as the rest of him. Graced with veins and stretch marks from where the muscles have grown bigger.
He’s a whole ass meal, forget the McDonalds. You’d happily eat him for dinner, just as the thought crosses your mind your gaze shoots down to the giant bulge in his trousers. Your mouth waters at the sight and you swear you see it pulse behind the fabric.
Simon happily stands there letting you, fuck you gorgeous little thing in a tank top and short shorts, eye fuck him. A smirk growing on his face as he watches your hungry eyes dart all over his body.
“Hungry love?”
You blush so deep at his words, cheeks and ears burning hot as you mumble out, “Starved.”
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As a boy Katsuki never understood why men cried whenever they saw their bride for the first time.
When it came to his turn to stand at the altar, suited up and slicked back hair,he finally understood why.
His heart is pounding violently against his ribcage, so loud that he can hear it reverberate through his head. His palms were damp, and his gaze stays fixated on the double doers before him. The doors that will soon open to reaveal the love of his life.
His foot meets the floor repeatedly in a tapping motion, and his hands are rough as he shifts his collar side to side. His body litters with goosebumps and involuntary quivers.
He's suddenly grateful for this being a small wedding with only close family and friends. He wouldn't want a large crowd witnessing his nerves get the better of him.
Kirishima smiles though the tears flowing down his face. He's honored to be the best man on his best friends big day, because that means he gets to see the tough Katsuki find pure happiness and put his walls down for the one he loves. If it's enough to make the great lord explosion murdered god dynamite nervous, then it's love that should be cherished.
Katsukis stomach flutters when the pianist begins to play your song.
It's time.
He fiddles with the cuffs of his blazer and submerges the urge to run his hand through his perfectly styled hair.
When he locks eyes with you for the first time that day. It feels as if time itself slowed down. In this moment, every ounce of anxiety he had been carrying fades away. You are radiant under the soft orange glow of the sun, your skin shimmering like a precious diamond. His precious diamond.
His heart dances swiftly against his chest, touching every nerve in his body.
He catches a glimpse of your hands nervously fiddling your dress by your sides and remembers that he isn't alone. You, the love of his life, are sharing the same nervous flutter of butterflies in your stomach.
He begins to see you more clearly as you approach him. The soft glow of your eyes, your perfect lips and curves.
And when he hears his name flow so sweetly from your lips he can't help it. He chokes out a sob, and immediately your hands reach up to gently swipe away his tears.
The audience give a numerous amount of awww's, which cause a smile to tug its way onto his lips.
His glossy eyes stare longingly into yours. "You look beautiful" he whispers.
Saying his vows was the hardest part. He just couldn't stop crying, and the tears wouldn't stop flowing. You were there assuring him and giving him gestures of love. When you started to say your own vows, seeing his redened nose and tear stained face cause tears of your own to flow down your face.
With a gentle yet firm grip his palm finds comfort on the curve of your waist. The minute the officient said you may kiss the bride. Your arms evelop his the soft skin of his neck and your heads tilt to the side as if it's instinct.
This kiss hold a firm yet sweet connection, a silent promise that this love would endure for eternity.
He was finally married to you, his angel, the girl of his dreams. He looked forward to calling you his wife, to starting a family-
Hot tears stream uncontrollably down his face, an explodion of raw emotions he can't contain. His heart swells with overwhelming swarm of love, joy, and deep appreciation, a feeling he once never believed possible.
With a shaky breath, he pulls away softly before resting his forehead on yours. "I love you" he choked "so fuckin much"
You huffed at his cuteness "I love you more Katsuki"
He places one more kiss to your lips, and nuzzles your nose with his.
"Impossible"
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