#< this is peak behavior

[fairylando]

absolutely fascinating how in two different times lando sang story of my life by one direction in today's twitch live, and in both times he didn't sing the right lyrics.

instead of singing,

"story of my life, i take her home"

he kept singing,

"story of my life, it/he takes me home"

even repeated the second time in case we didn't hear it right💀

[lonepower]

yes i Am paying real money to make you all look at our new dog. we've had her for 3 hours and if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself. her name is Tater Tot

[kermit-coded]

dick eating ice cream with a batarang is a gift to the universe

[spacenintendogs]

hiccup: my dad after he said "keep the damn dragon off the bed"

[radicalavender]

oh my god. this tiktok, in which a lesbian is speaking up against “genital preference”, has 2.3k likes so far. and all of the comments are actually POSITIVE. nature is healing. lesbians are waking up. there is hope!!

heres some of the comments:

[ominouspuff]

if you fall I will catch you | I’ll be waiting

time after time

Sketch Week! (i couldn’t resist cleaning this one up a bit tho)

[maidenofcrows]

“The Crows were added into the Netflix adaptation of Shadow and Bone as a fan service.”

I understand that. But the actual fan service was when they showed Inej Ghafa kissing one of her blades before throwing it right into the Darkling’s chest

[within-ur-intro-verse]

Ivan's smiles while doing some truly unhinged shit to his crush:

[celestie0]

MY HEAD IS IN MY HANDS RN I CANT I JUST WANT SLEEPY MORNING SEX W GOJO SO BAD

[aousboom]

It bothers me when you act like this. You're distant and awkward. It's not like old times. It can't be like old times forever.

LOVE NEXT DOOR (2024)

[cincidious]

you are the basement queen~ young and sweet~ wait, how long have you been eighteen? A WHILE!?

[that-greek-mythology-girl]

I love the various modern interpretations of greek myths, how we now with all our human psychological understandment can propose ideas (well, headcanons) about characters. I'm saying that just to say Odysseus would be PEAK older brother behaviour with poor Ctimene. He's the older brother who grimaced when he first held his younger sister, who'd cut the head of her dolls, who'd sing "CTIMENE AND EURYLOCHUS SITTING IN A TREE!". He hides under her bed waiting for her to come to sleep and then yell to scare the shit out of her. And for that, Ctimene is peak younger sister behaviour as well. When Odysseus got the scar from the boar, she must have been like "Am I the favourite now? ^^". She steals her brother's clothing and watches as helpless Odysseus tries to get someone to help him. She marries one of his BEST FRIENDS and will brag about it any time she can. All in all, I propose to y'all: Peak sibling behaviour from Odysseus & Ctimene. Thank you for your time.

[xiewho]

one of my favorite imagery this episode was fabian shooting a summoned vulture out of the sky and then just immediately disemboweling it and telling his friends he's going to fucking eat it so he can talk to some rats. fabian seacaster never change.

[drempen]

This is how I picture May and April's vibe in my May-hem au btw

[critter-covenant]

"ooooh thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!"

They'd be good friends I like to thinmk

[amethyst-allium]

its so funny watching folks despair about a new etho episode

babes, hes addicted to mcci rn, we wont be seeing him for the next 4-5 business weeks if we’re lucky. mans is completely engulfed in parkour warrior, hes already climbing the ranks and i saw hes getting really good at battlebox too

next etho episode is gonna start with “sorry you havent heard from me in a while.. i got addicted to a game” and we’ll just have to accept it because hes etho and we love him

(im despairing too)