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queermasculine · 4 months ago
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"every day it gets harder to find lesbians in my area who haven't been indoctrinated into the transgender cult" that's awesome man i hope it gets harder forever
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willowser · 2 months ago
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hey gang. not gonna lie to you, i have been unable to think about anything other than bakugou having a wet dream about you for days.
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ryllen · 1 year ago
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jade playfully using the spell of his unique magic this way
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sea-of-eden · 2 years ago
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i had to get this out of my system
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deutsche-bahn · 6 months ago
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Habe mich heute dank meiner medizinischen Handcreme im Badezimmer eingesperrt. Zu dick aufgetragene, fettige Handcreme und eine alte, verklemmte Badezimmertür bedeuteten dann, dass ich viel zu lange hilflos die Türklinke befummelte und jedes mal abrutschte, als wäre ich in einer human-sized Lebendfalle gelandet. Ich habe dann, wie so oft, aufgegeben, und stand kurz enttäuscht mitten im Bad um mich kurz zu bedauern.
Ich wäre wohl kläglich im Bad verendet- an Hunger, oder an Selbstmitleid- hätte mich nicht jemand von der Küche aus an der Tür kratzen gehört. Die Tür wurde von der anderen Seite geöffnet, von meinem ehrlich verstört aussehenden Freund. To be fair, wenn gegen Mitternacht irgendwas in meiner Wohnung an den Türen kratzen würde wie der Geist eines längst verstorbenen Familienhundes würde ich wahrscheinlich mindestens genauso verstört aussehen.
Ihm bot sich dann ein Anblick den er mit einem ertappten Kleinkind verglich. Ich war pauschal empört, dass er sich über meine Notlage lustig machte- auch wenn ich definitiv genau diesen Gesichtsausdruck drauf hatte, als endlich die beschissene Tür aufging:
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Dieser Blick sagt einzig und allein "Keeping our Badezimmertürklinke lubricated since 2024".
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canisalbus · 2 years ago
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Grocery run.
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verkomy · 5 months ago
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I have such a weird relationship with posting my drawings online cause I genuinely enjoy sharing my art with others but as soon I post something I immediately start hating it and can’t look at it anymore and I truly don’t know why that is
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wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt · 2 years ago
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I will never recover from the knowledge that thymoma generally has a very high survival rate, and in most cases that it becomes fatal, the patient has unknowingly lived with the cancer for years. There's a chance that Wilson was sick for half the series and didn't even know it.
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skate-the-onion · 2 months ago
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Made this gif as a vital contribution to a Reddit discussion (re: skaters crashing into boards) and thought I might as well share it here too.
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redeliminator · 10 months ago
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i believe that to some extent Andre knows he's fucked up and this headcanon is one of the hills I will die on in the farewell tape, Cal says that “you can’t cure somebody who has nothing wrong with them.” 
Andre, on the other hand, admits they might be seen as hypocrites. he's not gonna back out, he still thinks it's the right thing for him to do, but he seems to acknowledge that people will not perceive it the same way. he tries to explain that no matter what it’ll look like, it’s not murder for the sake of murder - not in his eyes at least. there's a (sick and twisted) lesson hidden in this tragedy.
to some extent, Andre is aware of what’s going on with him, what exactly shaped him into who he is now. he sees the cause and effect of being bullied, of feeling rejected and alienated, and not being able to do anything about it because that's just who he is. he can kick and scream and shout but he will never change who he is at his core and this realization is crushing for a 17/18-year-old. this and all the implications of a missing sense of belonging.
he knows he’s messed up. he knows what would fix him and he’s convinced it’s out of his reach. he looks at other students and he thinks: it’ll never be me. and he's angry that they have something he will never have.
his awareness doesn't help though. if anything, it fuels his frustration. what adults know to be a temporary problem (high school) seemed like an insurmountable obstacle, the end of everything.
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randomalistic · 2 months ago
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I used to avoid watching wreck it Ralph bc turbo would make me feel new emotions that I couldn’t/refused to process
you and me brother... that's how i was for 7 years and then I let the floodgates open
> Hyperfixation trance state
> Wake up 9 months later in a parking lot
> I'm in a tracksuit covered in dirt and grass stains
> Strong urge to check my computer
> 2-hour video on my hard drive
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butterysalt · 10 months ago
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Ahhh thoughts about Laios Touden who would love you regardless of who you were. Your species, your race, your gender, your sexuality, none of those things matter in his eyes. Because to him, what makes you so wonderful and easy to love is that you’re simply just you. And there’s no other combination like you.
I get especially sappy thinking about it if you’re a tallman, too. At first, it seems like Laios couldn’t care less about humans. He always talks about how boring he finds his own race in comparison to others but it’s all heavily influenced by his own experiences growing up and being ostracized and bullied by those around him.
But just think about what it’s like when he meets you, another tallman. Yes, you’re human, but when he realizes that you won’t treat him differently for the way he is, he sees you as so much more than that. So what if you’re a tallman? A little thing like that doesn’t matter to him.
It’s not just that you’re “different from other tallmen”… it’s because you’re you. And he’s him.
Nothing more than that.
In an odd unlikely twist of fate, it seems that this time, the mundanity of it all is what completely captured Laios’s heart.
Just… you.
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asterinthewritten · 6 months ago
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y'all as much as i ship mavuika and capitano, i cannot deny that both of them have that fruity vibe. i don't think either of them care about the gender of their lover, just as long as they can...keep up.
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loidloid · 2 years ago
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they keep on not animating loid’s little blushes and it makes me mad
#LET_LOID_BLUSH
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iwritenarrativesandstuff · 9 days ago
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Hey, we never did actually find out who the seventh victim was or why their record was missing, did we?
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idkwhatimdoingbutslay · 4 months ago
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The Hitler and KKK jokes were never funny tbh
#Like Reed I was with you until then lmao#This is like the craziest virtue signalling fandom ever#Idk why some can’t just call it what it is — classism and elitism#Why must you bring real life problems that have nothing to do with anything into this#In such a trivial and un-constructive way#You’re bloating the conversation so many people seemed like they were desperate to have considering many hate Cait because ‘ACAB’#Which. respect. but then there’s no substance behind any of that. People are just reiterating very progressive and leftist talking points#spearheaded by Black people (specifically Black women) that many people like to talk over may I add!!!#without any thought behind it. Liking or disliking a character should not be your daily dose of activism#again bloating a conversation with the hyper focus on an individual instead of the big picture of the narrative#and actively ignore the presentation of other characters of colour#ok I might as well just add my tags to a reblog lmao#but yeah idk I feel like people are just lying to my face about their leftism as they make kukluxkiramman and caitler jokes#youre not being funny or clever or really much at all. You’re just saying things out loud#Also super hypocritical since a solid (deffffff not all) of the fandom treat Mel so poorly#Ok I’m done#slay on the run#arcane#caitlyn#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#this isn’t even a Caitlyn defence post lmao people are just annoying me#ALSO most of these jokes have been off Tumblr. I’ve blocked so many people I don’t see many of these but they’re apparently popular on twt
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