#+10 Crimes!

[chloesimaginationthings]

Happy 10th anniversary to FNAF!!

[cardinalvalentino]

ok im really curious do you guys have books you consider your "white whale"? as in books you keep telling yourself oh yeah i really want to read that, but you keep not reading it?

[sarahwatchesthings]

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

every time gem manages to squeeze yet another free stamp out of pearl simply by asking nicely i cheer. like yes girl make her guilty of corruption or something

[atangledfate]

Zaoland Escapade [Part 2]

She was enjoying this little weasels sweating brow, and clear fear that was wafting off of him like a permeable mist! She could already tell he probably thought he’d walk in here speak some pretty words and tis would all be over in an instant! But now that he was face to face with her all that confidence was gone! that bastard looked like he wanted to run as fast as he could! But even if he tried she’d never let him get more then 5 feet before she leveled him! Kill? nah He wasn’t worth her time---scare shitless? defiantly! That sounded like a lot of fun! Not that she was really a killer, she only killed at Starline's orders and even then she hated it. The truth was... she wasn’t a killer, she was never a killer and while she might be capable of it no one here had done a damn thing to earn that sort of reaction. No fear was good, fear was enough in her book. 

��� Well allow me to properly introduce myself! i am Mayor Zao! and this fine establishment is my pride and Joy! and i was just wondering! A simple tiny little question...might i ask WHY you are haha... wrecking it? perhaps there is a non-violent solution to this little stand off! what do you say? “

He fluttered his eyes as if he were some charming man, capable of swaying anyone he meets! Honestly he was kinda cute, if not for the fact he was a rich ass hole who clearly was gonna try and bribe her! It’d almost be cute if he wasn’t so damn predictable! But she was also noting the dozen or so soldiers slowly surrounding the square, was he just a big distraction? Or was rather he was so arrogant he never considered what he was walking into. 

“ OH GOLLY GEE SIR! YOU JUST MAKE SO MUCH GOSH DARN SENSE! WOW I AM EVER SO SORRY I RUINED ALL YER CHEAP ASS MACHINES! AND BUSTED UP YER SECURITY! WHY WE CAN JUST SHAKE AND FORGET THIS WHOLE MESS! “

+5 Relief!

“ OH REALLY! well that’s great! i was worried for a second you were going to be unreasonable and hurt me! “

+10 Sarcasm!

Surge Erupted with Electricity! and this crazy ass smile!

“ AH come on Chief! would i... a calm and reasonable person... do something unreasonable and possibly fun! “ 

+10 Fear!

“ PPPLLLLLEEEEAAASSSSEEEE DDDDDONT HURT ME! I’M RICH AND BEAUTIFUL! I’LL GIVE YOU WHAT EVER YOU WANT! “

The Tenrecs laughter filled the air and she vanished in a flash of movement grabbing the little dweeb and running him up the nearest flag pole! and chaining him in place with a chain they used to bar the entrance! She dangled him up there while his little minions tried to work out where she went! She swiped his hat as a momento and saluted the dweeb before blitzing through his armed guards like they weren’t even there. Causing them to just go flying into the air and out the front gate she went with a laugh! She filled the hat with a large amount of Gems and dropped it into the lap of a homeless man as she made her way out of the city! 

“ well that was fun... but i should probably try and find my way back to Carols... as much as i enjoy this world, i should figure a way back home...” 

[lilidawnonthemoon]

[stupidapple4]

characters talking about Phoenix's puppy dog eyes:

the puppy dog eyes in question:

[cactus-juiceee]

epilogue

[imflyingfish]

Bdubs Cyberpunk city! I don't know if I want to colour this in or not, but here's it so far :] also i. Hardly used my sketch in this lmao. Click for better quality

Taglist and single line drawing below the cut:

Taglist (ask to be added!)

@a-dumbo-octopus @flyingfishflopsthings @vee-not-afraid @yourfriendphoenix @spider-shoes @angst-and-fajitas @popcornsalty @freakinhorse123 @space-fishie

[nomilatico]

Don’t ask a Convex truther what happened on TwitchConSD Day2

MCC Twitch Rivals SanDiego skins were sooo cute!

Credits to: @/Cyburic for Cub’s Cyan Coyote skin || @/spacebr0wnies for Scar’s Lime Llama skin! So adorbzies

[sleepy-grav3]

We Became Heroes Because You Didn't

The Justice League don't specialize in much. If you ask them, they'd say otherwise. Unless they're one of the Bats, because they acknowledge that, especially with magic. They hate it, but they have connections and will at least ask for more details to deal with the situation at hand. Though they'll need proof.

That's the thing really. Proof. Because how are you going to get proof of something if everything gets repaired by the end? Or maybe you're the villain here according to the public. Or maybe everything you say is just plain crazy that nobody even knows what's going on from the start!

It was only when another group was formed when everything became clear. They were frowned upon, unknown, spoke nonsense, and never asked for help. They were the survivors that played hero. They were the shadowed version of the Justice League.

They were Justice League: Dark

A fanfic (or multiple small ones grouped together?) that isn't really about them joining forces, but more about the discovery of more dangerous territory that's being handled by kids/teens. Lift some weight for these kids. They really want a safe net by now in their hero careers.

Like- maybe a few of these wouldn't be the JL's fault. Maybe it was the government (at least for the US). Like Danny Phantom and Gravity Falls mentions the government, maybe they blocked off those regions from outside connections.

I feel like it would be funny if maybe Constantine just ends up collecting kids like Batman with his.

They're just kids! Itty bitty toddlers. It's supposed to be our job to take care o' that shit, ain't it?

And JLD now has a bunch of young professionals cause what the fuck, kid. Why do you know this??? Ya know? Maybe the JL just randomly finds these things, calls Constantine after Zatanna fails to know wtf is going on, and he just calls over a kid. Or a group of them.

JL: We need a professional, why is there a child here?

Constantine: Cause even when you fuckers ignored their calls for help, they still at least try to help where they can

JL: We never-

Constantine: Shut your traps! School's in session

*Child tries to explain*

JL: You have to be kidding me. ___ doesn't exist.

Constantine: Oh bloody hell-

Child: And they wonder why they get more attention than us.

idk, I just like the idea of Constantine being a father for OP characters and desperately want a Young Justice League: Dark. I read a couple of Danny and/or Billy being adopted by him, but the cravings... And if it's a whole big crossover thing, that would be great. Tag me if you see or write about something like this. I wanna read too :)

Don't put too much hope in me writing it though, I'm seriously bad at continuing/finishing stuff. But if I do, I'll edit this post with links to whatever I write.

[batarangsoundsdumb]

as a fandom we have spent too much time making fun of bruce and tim for being rich and not enough time making fun of jason for becoming one of the richest people in gotham twice, once through adoption and once because he beheaded people in the criminal underground and then proceeded to take over their territory and become a druglord.

[starry-bi-sky]

i have been unmedicated for the entirety of spring break and thus have had little interest in writing this down, but i have been thinking about this for the entire week (as well as a dpdc clone danny au that resulted in it becoming its entirely separate batman au that includes a teenage vigilante bruce wayne, an ocarina, and me entirely incapable of making a batman au without making bruce dirt poor but we're not talking about that) and so i've finally went 'fuck it' and forcibly grabbed my laptop. I will get this done in one sitting even if it kills me.

BUT. This is about neither clone^2 danny nor about who i am calling Ocarina Batman. This is about my Danyal Al Ghul Au and more SPECIFICALLY it's me thinking about his relationship with Sam and Tucker specifically.

Tucker and Sam? Adore this asshole (affectionate) with every fiber of their being. And it is very much a reciprocated feeling, but Danny's thoughts will not be delved into much other than he would kill for them.

Tucker? The only person currently capable of getting a deep, loud, belly laugh out of Danny. Sam can get him to smile and to laugh, but it's the kind that's a chuckle-under-the-breath. The quiet, looks-down-while-huffing laughter. Snorts once with laughter and then grins stupidly.

But Tucker? Tucker can crack a slew of stupid jokes and Danny will be incapacitated for the next five minutes because he's laughing so hard that he can't breath. He lands one well-timed pun or quip and Danny will be close to tears. His laughter is their favorite sound in the whole world.

Sam is lowkey jealous of this ability, and she's gotten a belly laugh out of Danny a few times. But alas, it is Tucker who wields this power and has gotten it the most times out of the two of them.

-

They're also both physically affectionate with Danny as much as possible. It started roughly around when they were 12-ish, a year since they befriended Danny, and they noticed that he sought after touch but never seemed to initiate (and was in some ways repulsed by it). They started slowly being more touchy with him. Hooking a finger around his to lead him somewhere, tapping his wrist, looping arms. Little touches, grabs, etc, to get him used to it, and once he started doing it back they started increasing it.

It's gotten to a point where he will now just. Lay on them. Like a lizard sunbathing on a rock. Leaning on their backs when they're sitting in class before the bell rings, his chin on their heads. He'll talk about anything with his arms looped around their shoulders.

If they're sitting on a couch at either of their houses, he'll lay his legs on theirs. Him and Tucker will press their feet against the other's and try and push against them (newsflash: Danny always wins, Tucker claims its the ghost strength but Danny's been winning since before his accident)

-

Naturally, both Sam and Tucker know where Danny keeps his weapons on his person, and are allowed to grab them off of him if they need it. His only requirement is that they don't lose his weapons if they take it and forget to return it immediately.

They both understand how big of a thing this is from Danny, and so they do their best to treat his weapons with a lot of respect and care because they know its his way of saying he trusts them.

-

Sam and Tucker are so fond of Danny it's insane. Like fr. That's their goddamn best friend, and they are so protective of him. Emotionally, physically, you name it. They will tear the head off a grown man if they need to, Danny's had scars since he arrived in Amity Park and Sam and Tucker both are going to find the person who put them there and make them pay for it.

One time, Tucker overheard a bunch of upperclass girls speaking nastily about Danny and about the rumors surrounding him, calling him names like 'freak', 'monster', etc. Danny was with him and heard it, and seemingly appeared unbothered by it, even telling Tucker that he was used to such rumors.

Tucker was so furious that hacked into the school system later that night and tanked those girls grades. They were kicked out of their clubs and had to go to mandatory tutoring for the rest of the year. He made sure to leave some way of letting them know it was him who did it.

And Sam doesn't like using her money for things, doesn't like abusing that wealth. So instead, whenever her parents talk bad about Danny, she causes a media incident that has her parents scrambling to deal with. She does something wild, outrageous by her parents' standards.

She heard some boys on the basketball team making fun of Danny once, similar to those girls had. She kicks up a fuss about something eco-unfriendly at school and forcibly holds a protest on the same day of the big home basketball game, forcing them to cancel the event and reschedule to a visiting school.

She anonymously donates money so that there's new uniforms for the team but oops! Looks like she "forgot" to donate enough money for them to get uniforms for all the team members, and strangely enough those boys in particular didn't get them! Looks like they'll have to wait until more money gets donated for the basketball team to get their new, nice uniforms. The old ones look so ratty in comparison, right?

And since the football team gets most of the sport money, that might just take awhile. And if (and when) they kick up a fuss? oops! Off the basketball team you go, :) such unsportsman-like behavior is unfit for the team.

(The only good thing about how corrupt the school system is is that she can use it to her advantage too.)

The both of them know that Danny suspects them for the sudden misfortune falling on these people, but he doesn't call them out on it. He's kinder than he used to be, but not kind enough to vouch for people who speak badly of him. Sometimes, he might just congratulate them on not getting caught.

Because Danny is their wonderful, hurt friend with a "slightly" Blue and Orange Moral code, and enough scars that people have been calling him a criminal (and worse) since he arrived in Amity Park when he was ten. And they'll be damned if he gets hurt anymore.

[brucewaynehater101]

I'm bad at math, but is Bruce theoretically 38 years old when he goes into the time stream?

Hear me out (and canon likes to fluncate their ages, so this is my best guess without trying to account for birthdays):

Bruce becomes the legal guardian of 9 year old Dick when he's 23. That's a 14 year difference.

Jason becomes Robin when Dick leaves at 18. Jason is 13. That's a five year difference.

Jason dies at 15, and Tim becomes Robin at 13. That's a two year difference.

The age difference between Tim and Bruce would thus be 21 years.

Tim becomes Red Robin to find Bruce at 17.

That means that Bruce had to be 38, right? Why was I imagining him closer to 50?

Adopting so many kids must have aged him

[acearchivist359]

the way i knew something was up the second sam broke that door down and the audio immediately got clearer ….

up to that point i though it was muffled because whoever’s phone was in their pocket and we’d just skipped the usual dialling sound [i was too distracted by the whole mr bonzo situation to register the first tape recorder] but the second the door came down and the audio got clearer my first thought was there’s a tape recorder in there . and i can’t believe i was right what the fuck

[gentlemancowboy]

Gayest Dean Moment Not Involving Cas Number 3 ➼ Church Confession

Bonus: