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when i say 'porridge' you say 'hell yeah'
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#shit is good#ive been loving evening porridge recently#like yesss let me get my little bowl of gruel at dinner after a late lunch#tumblrs aging user base anyone?
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big L to the entire country of france. old british woman who lived in paris for 55 years told me "when god created france, it was perfect, and then.... he put french people in it"
#not a single person ive met on a arguably short journey through france has had a positive thing to say about the french#people rolled down the window on several occasions to yell obscenities at me or flip me the bird#i was just doing normal things (hitchhiking)#an influencer filmed us for two hours....#deadass what is in the water in france that makes it such a shithole?#anyways paris was nice 👍#no offense to every french person reading this... haley williams voice: you.. are... the only exception 🦋
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tell me why i was just on the tram with one of our MPs and ALSO tell me why he wasn't at work. it's 10 am on a weekday, bbg, please clock in... i am not paying for this tardiness
#i mean come ON DUDE#man was also late for his train connection#dont know what business he had outside of the most beautiful city on earth [redacted] but bruhh#i see politicians so often that now im just like 'bruhh why are you on a stroll when there is xyz-crisis'
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i dont think ill know true love and companionship like two bus drivers waving at each other
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beat the holier than thou attitude by becoming a saint
#the moral highground is a staircase and im going to be just a STEP above my enemies#if a vegetarian criticises you for eating meat... go vegan to criticise them for still eating cheese
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do they know how to cook? absolutely, indubitably. but do they put these skills to use on a regular, day to day basis...
in my mind there is currently no doubt that none of the batfam members cook, like would they be capable, sure, but would their kitchen be used for more than a grilled cheese sandwich and gun cleaning?
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"i actually think i'd enjoy gotham"- thought process clarification: -> gotham is not that bad actually -> the only reason we think it's shit is because we can see the crimes happening -> because all the criminals wear wacky outfits -> i'd much rather know a crime is happening around me in the moment than to get home and find out on the news
#thinking about all the shit that happens in gotham im like 'ah a thwarted terrorist attack- that happened behind my house last week'#or 'woah drug criminal tortures somebody'. my coworker's dad went to prison for plastering someone behind a wall#i will say that kidnappings are greatly overexaggerated in media. however i will give them a pass bc they used to happen more often#anyways i think gotham is not that bad actually. the aesthetic is great. i think there's ample job opportunity esp in politics#since the mayor keeps getting murdered...#gotham#batman
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in my mind there is currently no doubt that none of the batfam members cook, like would they be capable, sure, but would their kitchen be used for more than a grilled cheese sandwich and gun cleaning?
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unfortunate series of events at the charity gala
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pretend that last post was related to something dc so i can still pretend i "run" a "DC" "Batfam" blog on tumblr
#“run” bc im running away from the dash bc i have not had an original funny thought in many years#also can't remember the last time i opened a comic book
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ultimately, those who are bicultural or multicultural have to defend, or chase after their heritage and culture for their entire lives- only to be assimilated in the first sentence of their wikipedia page
i know at this point i shouldn't be surprised at nationalism- but why is it so obvious in the wikipedia/google intro blurb of bicultural & multicultural celebrities.
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i know at this point i shouldn't be surprised at nationalism- but why is it so obvious in the wikipedia/google intro blurb of bicultural & multicultural celebrities.
#audrey hepburn was british-dutch. heck she was the daughter of a dutch duchess. but i checked like 10 languages of wikipedia pages#and apparently she's only british-dutch instead of just british in the intro blurb of the dutch & german wikipedia#sure it's mentioned. but the intro blurb. that's the summary of their identity right? is it suddenly not their heritage anymore?#sandra bullock has german citizenship and grew up there... but she's only german on german wikipedia not english#BUT timothee chalamet is french-american on wikipedia? is he simply too french to hide it?#bruh i just found out that the van halen brothers are dutch-indo! theyre called american on wikipedia. unfair to them & their fam#like i know it doesn't seem like much. but why are some people identified by their cultural identity and when are they claimed as a certain#cultural identity without being able to have a say in it#i remember stephen fry articulating it as well. he's claimed by the public as quintessentially british#kind of negating his jewish heritage#americans put a lot of focus into labels like irish-american italian-american etc to refer to their cultural identity#but when they're famous enough this cultural identity is scrubbed out of their personal blurb and BOOM! theyre american now#idk its very interesting to notice. esp when looking through different language's wikipedia pages
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save me, paint chip that looks like barbara gordon batgirl on the wall of the bathroom at work, save mee
#my ass 10 minutes before having to teach a class to mean old people#they ripped my ass in two last time i taught them bc it was “too hard”#like bruh. have you tried not being 70 years old??
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since making this post, i fell off a moped after a cat jumped in front of me and now can't bend my knee, and got an infection temporarily rendering me unable to walk after stepping on a bee.
i never get any cool injuries like i will literally throw my shoulder out doing yoga too hard, sprain my ass sitting down in the car wrong, nearly break my middle finger by getting it stuck in a lawn chair, and not ONE (1) murderous crocodile has made its way on to my path
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stop being complacent 🤚 read fanfic at work 🫵
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im waiting on everybody in academia to pop up and go "surprise we were writing in this horrible, dense, unclear, non concise, incomprehensible way as a PRANK".... any day now
#please please please#manifesting the end of the 45 page argumentative text that literally means nothing
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