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I really wasn’t sure how they were going to top last season. They put up so much hype and I was like “yeah but it’s still game changer, I know what to expect.”

I was fucking WRONG

VIC MICHAELIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMEDIAN TO EVER LIVE AND I WILL NOT HEAR ANYTHING ELSE

THEY BOUGHT SAM’S HOUSE FROM UNDER HIM

LOU WILSON STRIPPED TO HIS UNDERWEAR FOR THE F I R S T PROMPT

JACOB PUT A CUTOUT OF SAM 900 FEET UNDERGROUND

and to top it all off. Confirmed gentle dom Sam Reich. Via a kink therapist named Two Straps

We cannot possibly know what comes next for game changer.

What a fucking premiere.

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If this was the first episode of Game Changer we’re in for a treat this season.

Lou started the episode stripping to his underwear and Vic ended the episode in theirs. Jacob played the stock market and 3x his money just to donate it. Lou started a band to get SoundCloud followers and they ended up becoming a real band. Vic brought their brother in to do a Shark Tank style pitch. Jacob made an entire art piece for his “piss” vanity plate.

The episode ending with them turning on Sam and throwing a party. I feel so alive.

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vic michaelis, the madlad that you are

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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

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he gets it

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Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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so weird how in english some words are really just used in expressions and not otherwise… like has anyone said “havoc” when not using it in the phrase “wreaking havoc”? same goes for “wreaking” actually…

reply with more, i’m fascinated

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had a revelation today that made me See The Parallels !!!

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Martin Scorsese watching Eminem perform at the 92nd Academy Awards vs Ryan Gosling at the 96th Academy Awards

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happy ides of march to julius caesar and jared padlecki only

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today's the day, i can finally listen to my playlist again 🔪

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like to charge reblog to cast

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

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Happy Ides of March for those who celebrate <3

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