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civilian!birdflash first date

Dick: So...what do you like to do in your free time?

Wally:I love to run! I go running every morning and evening, it's just such a great feeling!

Dick: *trying to impress Wally* Oh, me too! I love to run! You know in fact I'm so in love with running I actually run in marathons

Wally: REALLY?! We should go running together!!

Dick: Totally! :)

Wally: Awesome!! Wanna run in the Los Angeles marathon together with me? It's in a couple months, it's the perfect time to go!!

Dick: O-Oh! Isn't that...a little far from here? It's on the other side of the country and everything-

Wally: No worries! My family's really big on running so we go every year. I'll buy both of us a ticket! We're gonna have so much fun!!

Dick: *smiling weakly* g-great! I'm...looking forward to it...

2 hours later at home

Dick: *face down on the couch* Alfred I'm never lying ever again.

Alfred: *polishing the chrome* A noble endeavour Master Dick

Bruce: *walking in* Where were you? I've been calling you for four hours now.

Dick: *not even a second later* Sorry I was busy hanging out with Donna. We were getting ice cream and then went to a dog park.

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I don’t want a lot for Christmas, I won’t even ask for snow… All I want for Christmas is… for Shadow and Bone and the Six of Crows spinoff to get saved

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

Malec decided to watch a scary movie but they got spooked XD. Although prob not by typically scary things given they live in the shadow world.

What do you think they were watching?

individual frames!

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barbie has a great day everyday

ken only has a great day if barbie looks at him

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Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

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6 tickets to the Barbie movie please 💖

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gun to my head if I had to write a story about Two-Face the premise would be that Harvey's totally reformed, 100% in the clear, genuinely 0 interest in crime or murder, so he goes back to practicing law. but Two-Face is still there and ALSO practicing law so Harvey is like this upstanding lawyer working pro bono for various charities and nonprofits and what have you and then Two-Face is like a sleezy ambulance chaser taking out HUGE obnoxious billboards all over Gotham and recording the worst local commercials you have EVER seen. they share an office and work on alternating days. the POV character of this miniseries is the shared secretary who has to keep both of their schedules straight and the climax involves Harvey and Two-Face somehow legally being allowed to represent two different people who are suing each other

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How do u think they all reacted to finding out pieces of Tim’s year abroad?

Concept: he tells one person who tells everyone else, but it's like a game of telephone where the story changes over time

Tim, under his breath: ...so yeah, I lost my spleen and blew up the League of Assassins.

Cassandra: *nods*

[later]

Stephanie, gasping: No way! He sold his spleen to the League of Assassins?!?

Cassandra: *nods*

[later]

Stephanie: *whispers to Barbara*

Barbara: Moldy blue cheese in a pasta salad. No wonder he seemed so out of it.

[later]

Barbara: *whispers*

Duke: That doesn't sound like him. I'm gonna ask Jason to see if he knows.

[later]

Duke: Apparently Tim spent a year in a treehouse writing classic rock ballads.

Jason: That's the first time I'm hearing about this.

[later]

Dick: What were you and Duke talking about?

Jason: Nothing much, just how Tim went off the grid to live like a caveman for a year.

Dick: He what now—

[later]

Damian: I overheard you and Todd talking about Drake's alternative lifestyle retreat.

Dick: Well, actually—

Damian: Does Father know?

Dick: I don't think so, but—

Damian: I shall inform him.

[later]

Damian: *whispers*

Bruce: Are you sure?

Damian: My intel is never wrong.

Bruce: *barges into the Batcave*

Bruce: Timothy Jackson Drake, since when did you smoke weed?!

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this is, without a doubt, my favourite scene of the entire book

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I mean, I HAD to draw it 😌 This was the first scene I read in the book that I just KNEW I had to make into a comic 😂

Thomas, Alastair, Christopher, and Charles are from The Last Hours series by @cassandraclare 😊❤️

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Gray family

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Soooooo what happens if the consul and high warlock both get arrested XD

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I need somebody to either draw or write Dick Grayson and Jason Todd doing this. Bonus points if you incorporate other batfam members.

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Jason: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Dick, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Jason: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack

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dick grayson: can untie a dead knot with his tongue but can’t brush his teeth without gagging

jason todd: can go 200 down a highway while unloading on some baddies but can’t parallel park

tim drake: can hack into the pentagon for fun but can’t figure out how to change his keyboard font

damian wayne: can and will cut a man’s jugular but cried watching a zebra die in planet earth ii

@jaynotwayne

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Tim: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Barbara: You were putting it in cold water?

Cassandra: Tim. Answer the question, Tim.

Tim: Yeah? I though for, like, five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water, what the fuck???

Duke: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

Damian: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Duke: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Damian: It takes less than a minute.

Stephanie: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?

Damian: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Stephanie: Like seven minutes.

Bruce: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes.

Dick: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?

Jason: Every single person in this family is a fucking lunatic.

Alfred: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

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dick got a new apartment. but at what cost