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as the end of the election is near, let's make a deal. If trump wins, please do not go around saying that getting rid of him would actually not be good because JD Vance would be worse. Please? Forget that argument as fast as Trump forgot about Mike pence

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All American liberals born after 1993 can't do politics. All they know is science is real, black lives matter, no human is illegal, love is love and women's rights.

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obviously I want the genocide to stop, but if Kamala wins, it'll be so funny to have a comeback for 4channers that says "despite being 13% of the population, black people won 50% of the presidential elections of the 21st century"

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"Idiocracy" is the "1984" of people who can't even pretend they read

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Zendaya's agent: Im afraid you're being typecasted. I just received an email of yet another director who wants you to play the role of "girlfriend of twink" Zendaya: Yes, I'll do it. Where do I sign?

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ok, so, if thousands of women masturbate in public during a Dakota Johnson movie it's "a social phenomena whose root cause must be studied and cared for" but when I do the same I am "ruining Madame Web for everyone else" and "banned from the mall"???

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im so glad Elon musk """fixed""" the bot problem that was "ruining" twitter

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what if jusnk DNA isn't actually nonsense, but rather is God annotating their code

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first day in the new job. Already 15 unread emails

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hace 9 años que se nos fue cerati

a veces no puedo con la soledad

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Americans learning "¿Donde está la biblioteca?” as one of their common Spanish phrases really overestimate how well funded our education systems are.

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Mixed feelings when people on discord are funnier than me

But yeah. The metaphors in this show aged so finely they're barely even metaphors anymore and just straight up show our reality 1:1

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what Is going on at Elon's twitter

Look at this! Everytime they push a stupid change, a core feature breaks. In this example, community notes background somehow forgot that the app is in dark mode but the text didn't so you can only observe white text on white background, and a couple of blue logos

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update on the full metal alchemist situation:

According to the Law of equivalent exchange, for a great reward a great sacrifice is necessary.

In order to get the biggest reward (saving Alphonse Eldritch's body and soul) the biggest sacrifice was made (Edward was sent to live in L🤮ndon)

Didn't understood why so many people liked fullmetal alchemist until earlier today when I tried watching some and one of the first scenes of the blonde kid is him being an overly edgy Reddit atheist lmaoooo

All these years I thought him holding the notebook open was a scene from late in the series where he has to confront his old beliefs but no. THE MOST POPULAR FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST PFP IS LITERALLY THE PROTAGONIST AFTER ZERO PERSONAL GROWTH.

So far, the fanbase ranks a number one on completely missing the point of the artpiece they idolize

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Didn't understood why so many people liked fullmetal alchemist until earlier today when I tried watching some and one of the first scenes of the blonde kid is him being an overly edgy Reddit atheist lmaoooo

All these years I thought him holding the notebook open was a scene from late in the series where he has to confront his old beliefs but no. THE MOST POPULAR FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST PFP IS LITERALLY THE PROTAGONIST AFTER ZERO PERSONAL GROWTH.

So far, the fanbase ranks a number one on completely missing the point of the artpiece they idolize

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i would rather be a victim of an actual crime than listen to a true crime podcast

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forget Tinder, forget Grindr, join Gringr

it's my new social media for hook ups, but instead of MLM, we have LLG (Latin@s Loving Gring@s)