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DC: Bruce Wayne is brooding. He's dark, edgy, a hair away from irredeemable

Me: Bruce Wayne wears vintage Juicy Couture velour tracksuits from the early 2000s and won't let his children talk to him until he's had his Dunkin' iced coffee

We are not the same.

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the MUSCLE. the FEMININITY. the WONDER.

THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU DIANA!!!!!

womenwomenwomenwomenwomenwomen happy pride 🤌 from JL (rebirth) book 24

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i bet this dumbass asks alfred to prepare his Cup Ramen™ because for some reason it just "tastes better"

(he added green onions)

from JL (rebirth) book 22

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Mr. Bruce "I'm a fucking loser in my spare time" Wayne forgetting he's supposed to be Batman™ in front of all his cool friends

he's so attractive and i need to punch him from JL (rebirth) book 14

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did this virgin loser really just "um actually👆🤓" at SUPERMAN

*proceeds to make situation MUCH worse*

from JL (new 52) book 2 btws

[verydonegoldfish]

jason todd is a villain in the same way that corn is technically a fruit

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istg if someone don't shut these corny ahh grandpas up !!!

to the nursing home u go with jokes like this ALAN

from JSA 2010 book 44 btw. if u wanna read more of these losers

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no because you dont know star-man like i do. YOU DONT LOVE HIM LIKE I DO!!!!!!!!!!

we're literally taking our psych meds and eating sloppy joes together rn and like you didnt even bother to show up smfh

from jsa 2007 book 10

the three stars as his face is so cute im sobbing and vomiting

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Oh my god this man is sooooo emo edgelord 3000

im so sick of him & i love him so much

from batman n the outsiders 2019 book 10 btw

p.s. do u think he pre-plans his "poetic" sentences in the mirror like a true autistic

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from adv. of super sons #4

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Doctor: With the frail condition of his lungs and the amount of smoke inhalation from the explosion; he will need a lung transplant.

Chuuya (dripping swag): do u do lobotomies by any chance? asking for myself

Akutagawa (half-conscious & tucked into the hospital bed): 👁👄👁

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Atsushi: LISTEN!! Okay I know he's a bad person...

Kunikida: Oh my god here we go again.

Atsushi [looking at a pic of Aku on his phone]: but he's hot! :(

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Dazai: No wonder you're so angry all the time-

Kunikida: Excuse me?

Dazai: You look like Gwyneth Paltrow except... penniless.

Everyone in the office: ...

Dazai: And none of your chakras are aligned.

Dazai: *smiles*

Kunikida: Freedom of speech protects you from the government.

Dazai (with a pencil shoved up one nostril):

Kunikida: But it doesn't protect you from me.

Kunikida: Run.

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Atsushi (confused as always): What kind of Asian are you?

Fitzgerald: I'm actually Caucasian.

Atsushi: COCK ASIAN?

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Dazai: Now I know that two wrongs don't make a right-

Chuuya (sweating & panting after committing a number of crimes against the ADA): ...

Dazai: But boy do they turn me on.

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Chuuya, drunk and cradling a potted plant: maybe if I work extra hard-

Koyo (watching from a safe distance):

Chuuya: and put in extra hours

The plant (simply existing):

Chuuya: I will finally be appreciated for all my hard work.

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Atsushi: *eating 23 bowls of tea rice by himself*

Akutagawa: Scientifically? There's no logical way that I'm heterosexual.