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honestly this screenshot just says everything
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now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.
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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
#i literally think about it every time i go to a spicy site#oh god is this gonna be my legacy#plz i make gifs and stuff i have much cooler posts than this#1k#10k
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#this is the one i was talking about#it's going to be a brainworm for a bit i think#1k#5k#10k#20k#50k
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Example art from Tumblr users @poltergrease @teenageclown @randomationality
#hatsune miku#vocaloid miku#miku fanart#mikuhatsune#miku#regional miku#international miku#star trek the next generation#the next generation#st tng#star trek tng#star trek#geordi la forge#lt. la forge#la forge#will riker#commander riker#randomationality#teenageclown#poltergrease#1k#5k#10k
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
#and by 'everyone' i mean me. im just hoping other people relate lmao#someone asks me about a thing i like and im just like h..................#been thinking about The Character for a solid 6 months+ and let me tell you. expldoeing soon#this is about ffxv btw . how am i supposed to say how much it lives in my brain . i cant think#text#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k#great googly moogly#30k#40k#50k#60k#boooy what da heeel#70k#80k#90k#will this be my first ever post to hit 100k... it remains to be seen#good lord. we did it#100k
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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....
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this post is meant for mobile users
#arson screams#rb bait#kinda#its-arson-time im so good at this#arson explodes#this post got 1k when i wasnt looking
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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
#:3c#pho.posts#april fools#boop#april fools day#1k#5k#10k#20k#50k#75k#these numbers mean Nothing to me anymore...#100k#<- CRAZY. CRAZY THINGS HAPPENING
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Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP#sorry. guy who lives in new york voice i need people on tiktok to get less annoying#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#10k#20k#30k#lord kill us all its at thirty thousand notes...#40k#50k#60k
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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid
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this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter
#paladin posting my new favorite twitter user#they made the funniest fucking comment on trump but i don’t want to share it because im paranoid#yeehaws#twitter#1k#10k#20k#50k
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Another banger from the "we can always tell" crowd 💀
(for those who don't get it: the picture is of MatPat, a cis man)
#matpat#game theory#funny#fuck transphobes#lgbtq+#lgbtq#lgbt#transgender#trans#1k#5k#10k#most popular
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roommate texted this to me……..
#having an absolutely wild time with it this week#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#laios touden#farcille#erros doesnt know how to shut up#1k#2k#5k#10k#15k#20k#30k#50k#100k
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