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lieutenant-sarcastic · 27 days ago

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For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

#its so funn y im shitting mysel f #i got so caught up in the bit i forgot it was not a wide held bit #simply a bit between siblings #Up to something #Jimmy carter #1k #5k #10k #20k #50k

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datasoong47 · 6 months ago

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#100 notes #500 notes #1k notes #5k notes #10k notes #25k notes #50k notes #100k notes

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know-ill-keep-moving · 3 months ago

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viktor vs cait innit

#guys this was fucking insane im still processing #caitvi #jayvik #viktor #caitlyn #vi #jayce #arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 #arcane s2 spoilers #1k #10k

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greghatecrimes · 6 months ago

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House drugged that coffee btw

#rewatch lb #3x22 #hilson #greg house #james wilson #house md #my caps #1k #2k #5k #10k #25k #50k #100k #<- good LORD

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fangsforfags · 16 days ago

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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

#haha make me shut up challenge #1k+#10k+

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koobiie · 2 months ago

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i feel strongly about this

#every time i turn on the captions on a big famous youtubers vid and it just uses autogenerated im like grrrrr #but every time i turn on captions on a one person project 4 hr video essay and theyre manually written an angel gets its wings #im not deaf or HoH either. i just fucking lvoe captions #text #1k #2k #uh oh people rightfully so said it was ironic i didnt put alt text on this. there is alt text now!#5k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k

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seven-oh-four · 3 months ago

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

#shiny pile #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #8k #10k #12k #15k #20 #25k #30k #35k #40k #50k #60k #75k #100k

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izzy-mccalla · 3 months ago

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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

#mythbusters #v rambles #1k #5k #10k #20k #50k

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tothechaos · 8 months ago

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now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

#1k #5k #10k #25k #50k #100k

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demadogs · 4 months ago

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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

#i literally think about it every time i go to a spicy site #oh god is this gonna be my legacy #plz i make gifs and stuff i have much cooler posts than this #1k #10k

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lieutenant-sarcastic · 4 days ago

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