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magitekelite · 3 months

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thinks about m.aduin

#ooc ✦ * : ˚ ୨୧ ｡ .#maduin ✦ * : ˚ ୨୧ ｡ .#abuse tw #death tw #experimentation tw #kidnapping tw #LISTEN #i will always have emotions over the dad who could never be a dad #just everything about m.aduin makes me 😭 😭 😭 😭#can you imagine #your wife is killed #you are captured alongside your daughter and your people #because the empire was awful #subjected to experimentation #but not being able to do anything about it #probably knowing your child is being mistreated all those years #and is being used as a biological weapon #and you are unable to do a single thing #and by the time you can be reunited with her #you're already basically dead and essentially a rock ( m.agicite )#and you can't really do much for her except #lending your power to what remains of you left #and then you ultimately disappear and die for good #and you just hope that your daughter won't experience the same fate #because she was able to find a reason to exist in the world #and people she cared about #SCREAMING #long tags for ts

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 18 days

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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the #Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men #E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER #H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too #H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens #H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour #E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly #H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST #E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S #H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS #E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY #Epic the musical #Epic odysseus #The odyssey #odysseus #Homer #Greek mythology #Jorge rivera-herrans #nuclear war speaks

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lazycranberrydoodles · 11 months

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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lieu-rey · 7 months

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uhm uh. rdr jovier.

#rdr2 #rdr #javier escuella #john marston #jovier #red dead redemption 2 #when you have to kill your lover to save your wife and child.#and you cant look at his face bc you cant face what you had to do.#red dead redemption #red dead #can A/I_art die already i dont like how glaze makes my art look like jpeg images lmao #um anyway. jovier still on the brain. i promise i draw other rdr stuff besides them JFKEJNFN #i still have a bunch of stuff to post stay tuned<3 #oh fuck i forgot the tws #tw blood #tw death #nobody:#my brain cell immediately attaching to the only mexican character in a piece of media:#my art

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ghostvibesonly · 8 months

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THERE ARE OTHER WAYS DID NOT GO WHERE I WAS EXPECTING IT TO OH MY GOD /POS

PENELOPE’S THEME AND INSTRUMENT?? ODYSSEUS BEING QUITE LITERALLY BACKED INTO A CORNER AND HAVING SEEMINGLY NO OTHER WAY TO SAVE HIS MEN BUT STILL NOT BEING ABLE TO BRING HIMSELF TO GO THROUGH WITH THE ACT (EVEN THO IT WOULDN’T BE A TRUE ACT OF BETRAYAL BECAUSE THERE’S NO ACTUAL CONSENT ON HIS SIDE AND IT WAS SOMETHING HE WAS ABOUT TO BE COERCED INTO)??? CIRCE BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BEFORE AND BELIEVING THAT “BECOMING THE PUPPETEER” IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP HERSELF AND HER NYMPHS SAFE SO SHE OFFERS THIS “ACT OF PASSION” TO STILL HAVE A FORM OF CONTROL, AND THEN SEEING ODYSSEUS IS NOT LIKE THOSE BEFORE BECAUSE HE’S SO IN LOVE WITH PENELOPE (WHO HE HASN’T SEEN IN 12 YEARS) THAT HE REFUSES HER OFFER AND PLEADS BECAUSE IT’S NOT WORTH IT EVEN THO THATS THE ONLY OPTION HE’S BEEN GIVEN??? HIM CALLING HIMSELF A PUPPET MAKING HER REALIZE THAT THIS CYCLE OF ABUSE AND CONTROL ISN’T WORTH IT ONLY TO COME TO A MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE TRULY IN LOVE AND TO BE HURT, SO SHE OFFERS HIM AN ACT OF KINDNESS INSTEAD???

“Maybe showing one act of kindness leads to kinder souls down the road”

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dootznbootz · 23 days

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People really act as though Penelope wasn't happy that the suitors were dead. As though she wasn't constantly praying that they died.

#penelope of ithaca #she's sassy too. yes even in the Odyssey. Book 17 where she's like #“uhm. Telemachus. I might as well go back to my room if you're not gonna tell me what you learned on your trip. Spit it out!”#Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #woobification of my wife is killing meeeee #odyssey #tagamemnon #greek mythology #the odyssey #epic the musical #penelope

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stump-not-found · 3 days

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everyone always talkin bout who fumbled who but all i'm saying is that emma-may survived her husband trying to kill her with robot dinosaurs, and is i'm love her please emma call me please please please ple

#gravity falls #emma may dixon #fiddleford mcgucket #tate mcgucket #fiddleford treat your wife well challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)#fiddleford just come out of the closet instead of starting a cult challenege. the RESULTS MAY SURPRISE YOU #hi everybody i'm helping do illustrations for an emma may fic im very excited about #if you ever think you can't write about a woman who's got like . 2 references #and the one reference in the show is her batshit husband trying to kill her instead of getting a divorce #well GOOD NEWS you CAN #AND you can make her mormon #AND a lesbian . these are all things you can do #with the power of your mind

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blueskittlesart · 7 months

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these panels are going to make me cry. hes so girldad

#PLEASE CALL YOUR WIFE KING. I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE #HE EVEN PUT HER LITTLE BOW IN ONE OF THEM....#if this manga concludes without this fucking loser calling his wife im going to kill myself forreal.#please for the love of god chilchuck i need to see your daughters #personal

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alicentsaegon · 14 days

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The Marriage of Aegon III and Jaehaera Targaryen.

They are so Henry VII Elizabeth of York coded

#imagine you lose your entire family you're forced to marry the daughter of the man who killed your mother #(but she's still family)#your mother was eaten by a dragon your new wife has a dragon herself #you marry a boy. he has your father's name. his mother put a bounty on your baby brothers name #(but he's still family there is no one else)#Aegon/Jaehaera dynamic would have ate #literally one of the most tragic Targaryen failmarriages of all time!!!#'you don't want Aegon to be happy!!!' no he's a fictional character i want to be entertained tell me honestly there's not more meat to this #story if Jaehaera lived #asoiaf #hotd #aegon iii targaryen #aegon iii x jaehaera #jaehaera targaryen #princess jaehaera #jaehaegon

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thegeorgiatennantblog · 1 month

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Georgia's Unhinged Insta Stories (feat. Her Queen Consort Davina)

Part 4/?

#don't worry guys they're on the brink of divorce #any minute now #don't hold your breath #otp is otping #lucky bastard #david tennant #georgia tennant #does DT know that thousands of lesbians worldwide would kill themselves for his wife #georgia tennant instagram #georgia moffett #michael sheen #bbc staged #lesbian #sapphic #insta story #good omens #doctor who #jenny #georgia's unhinged insta stories

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daisydood · 10 months

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why do people actually get mad at rockstar for making john so cringefail in rdr2 like do you think he came out of the womb with rock hard morals and loving his wife?? the game is called red dead REDEMPTION. "ohhh rdr2 ruined john for me!!" do you not know what a redemption arc is

#i feel like you should know how redemption works if youre playing red dead redemption but..#hes so itty bitty in the second game its so funny #except for the interaction when he said he would kill his wife if he could get away with it.#that was messed up #cringefail john marston #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #dc speaks!!#john marston

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possiblyawesometmblr · 10 months

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i hope joel goes on a vengeance arc and wins it all. i want to see this man burn the server to the ground in the name of his wife. how dare you all not show up to her birthday party

#go shrek man go #kill in the name of your dead wife #smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #secret life #life series

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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That's the face he makes when he's feeling silly.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #I tried so hard to squeeze in the fact this bar boy was 100% down to take on wwx's surname.#Unfortunately for him...sitting at the table is a man who's biggest dream is to hyphenate his surname with that very same man #though as far as I'm aware taking on your husbands surname is culturally a very different process in this setting #but in modern times I think the surname thing would genuinely be a point of contention for these guys.#wwx of old would hate taking someone else's name. And wwx of 'i want to be an attic wife' future would want nothing less #lwj of 'we are equals and I want to represent that as much as our bond' would argue his point like a law case.#lwj of now has to sit at a table and see someone living his dream and he's too lawful of indiscriminate killing. But he's thinking about it #It's like the relationship between you & your laptop & your cat. lwj is the cat that is *going* to make you pay attention to him.#apologies for soft-skipping an upload yesterday. I had to redo a few comics and it set me back B*(

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columboscreens · 2 months

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#columbo #season 9 #rest in peace mrs columbo #okay obviously she deserved to lose but also she can have that slap #columbo indirectly kills your husband. tricks you into admitting you killed another guy. and tricks you into trying to kill his wife.#then thwarts you with such embarrassing thoroughness. like what option do you have left but to slap

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skywerse · 5 months

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I designed finch's dad!!!!

#riptide oc #jrwi riptide oc #jrwi riptide #jrwi #just roll with it #digital art #aster really said haha don't kill yourself here's your wife <3 #also i made him a bard #and he has a kick ass harp that definitely wasn't just a scythe but i changed my mind... haha what #finch is really out there having the coolest two dads in the world and a mother who's cursed in a cool harp #the second dad is skip #the guy who found her after y'know #the horrors happened #you can read all finch lore in that one big post i made for her #you can find it if u search thru this tag ->#skye's ocs #also i know air genasi don't look like that but i don't careee #wind man must be birb

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immediatebreakfast · 7 months

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Also not only did Mina make the documents, she backed them up! Dracula BURNED THEM. But she had made them in triplicate.

She is always one step ahead. Like a chess master.

My girl was doing cartwheels around that vampire fool so hard that his only move was to give her nightmares on earth, and religious trauma in an attempt to stop her...

And Mina STILL ended up doing cartwheels around stupid Dracula even with the host mark on her forehead via backing up documents, and turning him into a fucking gps to guide everyone so they could turn him into ribbons.

#AND MINA WON AT THE END #SHE GOT HER BEAUTIFUL HOUSE AND HER BEAUTIFUL WIFE (Jonathan)#Remember how Van Helsing tells little Quincey “and then your brave mother killed Dracula with her bare hands while all of us clapped in awe #Yes Mina's character and evolution have a lot more dept than what is said here BUUUT Let me have this #dracula daily #dracula #mina harker #mina murray

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