#your honor she is So weird.
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I CHECK THE BALL!
#critical role#criticalroleedit#marisha ray#laudna#laudna cr#gifs#*#*cr#*parallel#cr3#laugh tag#1k#scheduled#1h48m c3e25#2h25m c3e39#1h48m c3e42#1h51m c3e43#i was so giggly making this absolutely thrilled with how it turned out#your honor she is So weird.#it's like she's trying to catch it in some secret unholy act or smth she has to whip it out so fast#the 2nd one fucking kills me dkfjskdjfksd the sheer Speed + the notebook flipping to the wrong page
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THIS EDIT NEEDS MORE RECOGNITION
#percy jackon and the olympians#charlie bushnell x reader#charlie bushnell#luke castellan edit#luke castellan but saying weird shit#luke castellan#luke castellan x reader#luke castellan pjo#pjo fans watch#pjo tv show#pjo tv series#pjo tv spoilers#pjo tv adaptation#he looks so good#hes so silly#hes so babygirl#hes so fine#your honor i love him#your honor she did nothing wrong#your honor im obsessed#idc if he’s a bad guy
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there is not enough femslash in batcest circles. the girls deserve to be just as weird about each other as the boys are. if BruDick gets to be weird father/son/brothers/lovers/friends/rivals/soulmates then it is only fair that Babs/Cass get to be mother/daughter/sisters/lovers too. Something about that deep intrinsic but undefinable love that is born out of trauma, especially if you consider Cass not knowing what healthy love looks like in the first place. i think it's fun and deserves just as much fandom content.
besides that, you can get even more niche with rarepairs like Helena/Steph. Huntress/Spoiler: Blunt Trauma is already a fantastic comic and even though it's their only real canon interaction it has so much potential. very comparable to TimJay in how Helena tries to get Steph to understand her morals and the corruption you could play with it.
batman: huntress/spoiler: blunt trauma (1998)
that comic also highlights on how both Steph and Helena are outcasts of the Batfamily and don't have the approval of Bruce to be doing what they do in "his city". I think there's so much Potential in Helena taking Steph under her wing because Bruce won't let her in and it becomes a weird codependent toxic sapphic mess. I think the protectiveness Helena feels over Steph from the get-go is so clear and the way she wants to look out for Steph, wants to make sure Steph understands the real world? I love them. Helena should be allowed to steal Steph, actually. I think it'd be fun.
there are a lot of other possibilities too like Babs/Steph or even getting weird with Helena Bertinelli/Helena Wayne and the existential question of "is it selfcest or not." But these two specifically live in my head rent-free, especially Helena/Steph and one day I'll convince everyone else to ship it too.
#batcest#necrotic festerings#how do i tag ships that are almost non-existent#helena bertinelli x stephanie brown#cassandra cain x barbara gordon#as resident huntress fan my answer to the is helena w/helena b selfcest depends entirely on which version of helena wayne you're using.#pre-crisis!helena wayne/pre-flashpoint!helena bertinelli? yes i agrue is selfcest adjacent at least#because helena bertinelli was meant to be an adaptation of helena wayne#if it's jsa (2022)!helena wayne then it's *not* selfcest because they co-exist in the same universe#and according to current lore helena wayne was named after bertinelli and took the name huntress in her honor#which is a *choice* for sure but that's a different post#i still think shipping them is super fun in a “don't meet your heroes” sort of way with helena wayne time travelling#and then potentially running into bertinelli and realizing she's not what wayne thought she was and it being weird toxic shit#as for new-52 helena wayne. i do not acknowledge her and will not comment.#*god* I hate new-52 huntress.#(imo it would be selfcest tho bc they tried to make helena wayne a bertinelli clone. so. there's that.)#i'm going to write a helena/steph fic some day and none of you bitches can stop me#yeah yeah we have stephcass but y'all have sanitized the fuck out of that to convince yourselves it's not batcest and that made it boring.#and helena/babs is neat and all but i prefer helena/zinda when it comes to BoP ships#i should've included panels for cass/babs but it's been a while since i read batgirl (2000) so none immediately came to mind#i have a *lot* more helena/steph thoughts but no braincell to word them. know i will talk about them again.#they got one whole comic and now i won't let them go#also cass/helena is fun for combating morals and the complicated batgirl mantle#cass wears the batgirl suit *helena* made y'all think i can't make that romantic bc i can and will#if we have robin pile then give me batgirl pile#babs/helena/steph/cass hell throw in bette too.
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my Fantasy High experience
#dimension20#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#aelwyn abernant#i love her your honor#she is deeply weird and a little mean#she is so messed up#i couldn’t fix her but i could make her worse
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So what if I wrote a 75k words fic that cover my Rook experience through Veilguard and beyond ? What if it filled all the blank in between the slowburn that is rookanis ? What if it continued after the end of the game and Rook was so damaged that she went into her own quest, full of guilt, rage and revenge but mostly guilt for what she fully blames herself for ? What if I had the very bad idea of bringing Illario into the picture, only for world building purposes of course ? And suddenly it slapped me right back in the face because those two b*tches decided to have chemistry ? Why would they do that to me ? Like I’m not the one writing this shit ? Why would those two idiots works that well in my twisted mind ?
Shame on me. I’m so sorry. Its the tension, the guilt, the madness. I am sorry.
#dragon age rook#rook#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#da: the veilguard#veilguard#da4#Crows#it was so sweet until it wasnt#She hates his guts btw#she is not trying to fix him#she is actually trying to punch his face#but then it got weird and now i’m staring at my draft like I got possessed for a second#your honor I swear its not me#datv#rookanis
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I just really like him tbh!
#honkai star rail#trailblazer#hes a good boy your honor........ i love him....#VERY stressed right now in my life and i feel like i keep not doing fanart and that stresses me out more?#cause i feel like people would prefer to see fanart on this blog#DESPITE the MANY times that MANY people told me hey man its your blog post what you want#its not that easy for my brain that lives off of validation and appreciation and stuff idk man#i just ............ feel like........... a weird mental obligation to posting fanart#but then im super burnt on fe stuff so i have been dabbling in other fandoms#which i feel is also a disappointment and that makes me feel bad#theres literally no point to these tags im just stressed and getting that out there#gotta go lie on my floor next to my cat bc shes struggling healthwise which im not gonna lie#is the majority of my stress right now
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Anyone else ever get struck with "[OC] and [canon character of same gender as OC] have the gayest shit happening between them all the time, but they're not a ship" thoughts? Because it's bad tonight, folks. It's real bad.
#lea's a dumbass#alicia swann and harley quinn could fry a gaydar 50 miles away with all their *vaguely gestures at them* but it's strictly platonic#i blame harley lmao. she won't stop touching alicia#they're both bisexual your honor. neither one of them knows how a straight girl friendship works so it keeps getting weird.
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normal thing to say about your dear friend who you think is really cute and charming and hard-working and basically the perfect wife material
#hamefura#my next life as a villainess#otome game no hametsu flag#aaand rewatch done! now my honest thoughts#good start. the middle is kinda boring. ep 8 doesn't exist don't worry about it#this anime draws me in in the same way that Futari Wa does#in that it has a fascinating main cast and a very vague skeleton of a worldbuilding that leaves me wanting to overthink it#unstructured thoughts incoming:#Geordo's still a creep and no matter how much the story wants me to like him I just can't#Keith's siscon is very Yikes! and that's so bad because I love his and Katarina's relationship as siblings#Katarina lowkey thinks Sophia is a freak but never kinkshames her and that's so bestiecore of her. they're soulmates your honor#Mary is SUCH A LESBIAN holy shit. I did not remember how much lesbian she is#I'm lowkey annoyed that the show frames her attraction to Katarina as “haha funny isn't she weird?!”#like in the sleepover episode she was describing the things she'd like to do with her beloved and she's being like. normal about it#but the soundtrack does a silly and I'm like. wow this anime does not like her huh#I swear Geordo and Keith are even weirder about Katarina than she is but the anime always gives them slack about it#unless they're having their homoerotic squabbles. which is to say the anime does Not Like The Queer Coding of the story#I'm sure there are worse examples of weeb homophobia but there are a couple moments I saw in the manga but not here!#anyway where was I. Oh right. Ascart Sibs Autusm 👍🏼#Nicol doesn't have much presence in the story due to his quiet nature which is so sad because his inner world is intriguing#he's such a good friend. loyal and caring. I wish we got more of him in this season#and finally: Maria. God. what is there to say about her that I haven't already#the girl came in with a 7 year disadvantage on her rivals and yet Katarina is all over her!#rewatching season 1 is so weird because I could swear she had more presence than she really does because holy shit#Katarina loves her! so much! wtf#maybe I'm remembering season 2?#anyway these are my thoughts on doomflags season 1#2nd watch edition#oh I almost forgot#romance in chiaroscuro
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one of those fun little traits that endlessly humor me about writing miranda but that i dont really get to talk about is that shes a reverse monsterfucker. and shes REALLY obvious about it once you notice it.
like shes out here just talking like all the monsterfuckers do but its specifically about humans. their hands are so soft, so small, so dexterious and light... their skin is so soft, so smooth. they are covered in fuzz and hair and have such an excellent mane right up on top of their heads that makes them look so proud and noble. they curve so excellently, all supple and with so many excellent handholds to keep them close. they are even self-heated! they feel so warm all of the time! perfect for cuddles, perfect for holding close, they let you know all of their little parting touches and make it so obvious every time they do touch you!!
honestly, to miranda humans are like... a luxury good. like thats the association in her mind, between the feeling of our hair and skin, and the way that it is skin and presses inwards to provide cushioning, and are warmed, and fit perfectly against her. shes like someone getting flustered for a werepanther. its really very cute.
#all the care guide says is 'biomass'#miravi.txt#ESPECIALLY because her reaction to all of this is ofc. merfolk flirting.#which is fanning her fins so big and pretty and flashing the sides of her tail and limbs#and lining up next to them to compare how long she is next to them#all because big = hot to merfolk and she wants to show off how big and pretty she is#and singing so nice and lovely and fantastic for them#even making her own increasingly complex songs because merfolk like someone whos really good at song complexity!!#and because shes abyssal this includes flashing her bioluminesence on choice parts of her body#and even kinda includes her playfulness too. hey why dont you chase her to prove what an excellent#persistence predator you are#and mostly the reactions humans have to her. are confusion or missing it entirely.#just. oh hey miranda's doing something weird again. oh well shes always doing weird things.#miranda has so much more luck when she uses her human flirting techniques that she picked up#(for manipulation purposes)#but also. she is chronically unable to use them when she actually likes someone.#she really does mentally associate them with JUST manipulation techniques#ironically they HAVE worked on aaravi. but see. the whole big Everything about them mutually not realizing#they even had a crush at all#let alone that the other was crushing on THEM#theyre dumbass lesbians your honor
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Take all the time you need, Javi. It’s totally okay.
#amelia jones#javi garcia#this felt like a scene *I* would write in my fics—#power rangers#cosmic fury#dino fury#my gifs#power rangers cosmic fury#power rangers dino fury#PLEASE YOUR HONOR I MAKE WEIRD GIGGLING NOISES WHEN I SEE THEM#huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu#i was just comparing between eps 1 and 2 and um. her demeanour????? changes????? after this????#like I think this is the Moment it really HITS HER what happened to Javi.#and when he offers to get fern so she can save olie—?!?#SHE REALISES WHAT A GEM OF A GUY HE IS—#ok. I am not normal about them. ok#gifset#my gifset
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Rachel for da blorbo bingo
she Is the whitenoise in my brain I Can't live a normal life anymore
#she's not actually war criminal levels but Still#also yeah not enough canon But. it does give me some freedom to be Weird about her hfjdhdjdh#i come from the wild west days of everyone and their own fanon rachel so i had like. an Idea of her#but then i finally watched before the storm and they told me she was a theatre kid and now i Understand Her.#she's very much a No One Gets Them Like I Do blorbo. and tbh that's also very much part of The Image she likes to project#i think she's like that both in canon and in a meta fandom sense#still in a way it's everyone and their own personal rachel even tho we've actually Seen her at this point (i love to see them all also)#my girl is tangled up in so many layers we all grab onto different ones. and that's lit to me#go bitch live your multitude of facades to their fullest. surely nothing horrible will befall you. love your hair hope you win <3#anyways yes sorry here are some tired rachel thoughts thank u for coming to my tedtalk#she's in my brain rent free your honor#nova answers
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[yells from the rooftops] TELL ME ABOUT CHARACTERS YOU THINK ARE ASPEC PLS PLS PLS
#i am so fucking serious right now you all better rb this and explain your headcanons in EXTENSIVE detail#i’ll go first! ive done this before but a refresher is always nice :)#charlie kelly is so fucking aroace. the ace part is basically confirmed by some deleted scenes and the aro part is like. i mean have u seen#his relationship w the waitress. c’mon now. speaking of sitcoms#jeff winger is aroallo! i think this is very sexy of him and also explains a lot and also also allows me to ignore jeffannie. yippee!#medic tf2 is aroace. that’s right. i said it. yes im leaning into the weird little aspec mad scientist trope. what of it.#(additionally i also think sniper and engie are probably aspec somehow :))#i’m the no. 1 aro joey tribbiani truther. we all know this#ellie sattler is asexual because she is the first strong lady character i ever looked up to and this is the highest honor i can give her#JO MARCH AROACE REAL. she made me cry in that movie fr she’s jusy like ME !!!!!!!!!#this is such a deep cut but holland march is arospec and jackson heely is acespec#cameron frye is aroace-spec. he’s literally me fr. god.#aro#aromantic#arospec#dogg.txt#asexual#aspec#ace#aroace#alloaro#acespec#adding to this: roman roy is aroace(spec?) as well. this is bc i said so. and also have you seen him#the writing is on the wall and this is my interpretation <3#ADDING AGAIN#posyed abt this on my main but i’ve been passively observing my friends jojo rewatch#and that jotaro dude is 100% aroace aint no fuckin way
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I just am really not okay right now. My baby (Suletta Mercury) is sad and broken so i have lost all hope and happiness.
#mobile suit gundam the witch from mercury#2 WEEEEEEKS!#Y the fuck do we need a recap WE ALL WERE THERE#It's probably due to production hiccups or whatever but out of context it just feels weird at 17 to have one#Maybe at 30#I want to see Miorine sobbing#Hurting rolling on the floor in misery#And or staring at nothing bc she hurt such a pure soul and took family from her#Does this sound cruel and mean? Yes yes it is and idc#If i have to see my baby girl in pain i need everyone who caused it to suffer greatly#Yes i know they're gonna make up somehow and it'll probably turn out great#But fuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkk thats gonna be such a long ass time from now#I need satisfaction#GIVE ME MIORINE GOING THROUGH IT WITH DEPRESSION#Genuinely never want to see Suletta sad ever again#Y m i a dumbass watching this while airing#Y is this world so cruel to my baby#The only reason im not cursing Prosperas name is bc shes obviously gonna die at the end probs gruesomely#So im just here to enjoy the ride bc i enjoy every second of her on screen even if i hate the consequences#One of the perfect villains your honor#Gundam spoilers#g witch spoilers#Again i m not ok
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#Posted in honor of a sister who basically wants to *be* me#I’m honored but I must say it’s a little weird to have someone wanting to copy your hairstyle and clothes at such close range#I guess I’m just not used to it…#Which is ironic and kind of hypocritical of me because my hairstyle was directly copied from John Hurt’s hair in The Ghoul#so when she gets her hair cut; she’ll be getting the Tom Rawlings special#anyway… that’s a thing#ex cult#exjw#exmo#exvangelical
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also now that the owl house is over i can say while i did like the show and designs the art style kept getting on my nerves ngl
#the heads.so big.#the bodies.so small for them.#analiceoriginal.txt#then in the epilogue they mostly fix that bc everyone has proper proportions but now willows the one whose design looks weird#bc they (either by accident or not) made her look skinnier so her heads now too big#s3 vee slayed tho she looked amazing i love her your honor !!! daughter
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anyway i think claw and hoarder could have been really good if they had rick literally fuck the dragon
#random thoughts#guess what motherfuckers it's blue man time#i hate when they use like. actual magic#i dont think there should be magic#fuck the devil fuck wizards fuck dragons. the vampires are fine because it's funny#like literally there is no reason for morty to want a dragon#have him like. save the life of an alien dragon creature who is then honor-bound to be his faithful servant until he saves HIS life#but in the meantime the dragon is kind of pissy about it#and summer's like 'you have a slave. gross.' and morty's like 'no he's not!!!'#and it's like. a dragon culture thing. and if the dragon doesn't serve morty then he'll be cast out from his home#so it's KIND OF slavery. and it's running parallel to a summer side story#where beth and jerry are like 'if you're gonna live under our roof you'll have to live by our rules' and she's like#'well maybe i don't WANT to live under your roof anymore!!!'#anyway so the dragon follows morty around everywhere trying to save his life#which ends in your classic 'i fake being in danger so you save my life and leave me alone' trope#which ends in rick saving him from that because rick thinks it's funny he's so inconvenienced by the giant dragon following him around#and the dragon's mad and he and rick end up drinking together and the dragon confides in him and rick's like#'dude family is NOT that important' or something else nihilistic#anyway they end up sleeping together which breaks the dragon code cuz they're supposed to abstain from all pleasure during their time#or whatever. and that's how rick indirectly kept morty from having a weird dragon stalker!!! the end#idk it's rough. im watching claw and hoarder rn and im fucking mad#the fake out save ends with rick going 'what's wrong morty ]:-) i saved your life'#and morty's like 'YOU KNEW THAT WAS A FAKEOUT TO GET THE DRAGON TO LEAVE ME ALONE' and the dragon's like :(
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