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I JUST NOTICED HIS EXPRESSION!! 😂
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I have to see her // but we'll die // i know
#odysseus#epic the thunder saga#epic the musical#penelope#odypen#your honor he's my favorite little guy to make suffer
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Honestly, you should've known better. Soap was never one to take a joke and drop it, and joke like this? You should've know he'd take it and run with it. You just never thought it'd go this far.
Someone had brought cupcakes, the kind that come with those gaudy plastic rings meant for little kids. You and Soap had ended up with the same ring on top of your cupcakes.
"Oh, hey. They're the same. Guess we're married now."
It was a joke. Something you had laughed off, before ducking out of the break room, missing the way Soap's eyes followed you. Missing the way he stared at you, something dark and hungry in those baby blues.
The next morning, Soap's waiting at your desk with flowers and a coffee. He gives you a bright smile, watching you as you take the flowers with a smile.
"Oh, my favorite! How'd you know?"
"I know all yer favorites. Part of bein' a good husband, aye?"
That makes you pause, coffee halfway to your lips. Husband? It takes you a second to realize he's referring to the joke you made yesterday, and you give him a sheepish smile, shaking your head.
"Johnny, that was a joke. I wasn't -"
"I've got to go. But I'll get ye later. Make a proper wife of ye before the day's over," he promises, leaning down to kiss your cheek.
You don't even have a chance to argue. And when he shows up with Ghost at the end of the day, all you can think to ask is why Ghost is there.
"Johnny said you needed a witness," is Ghost's reply.
#john soap mactavish#call of duty#john soap mactavish x reader#soap x reader#soap cod#he's a bit of a freak your honor#don't ask how he knows your favorite order. totally hasn't been stalking you for the last week. defiently didn't ask Ghost for help#hope nobody reads my tags because i'm over here wigging out lmao#only smashed this out because i'm avoiding my two month old wip#my writing
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happy forever partners friday 👻👻 the boys go ghost hunting
#i honestly dont think neither of them would believe in ghosts#but neil would be more paranoid seeing as he is Neil Josten#and jean wouldn't gaf#i love them your honor#aftg#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#my art#all for the game#aftg fanart#jean moreau#neil josten#the sunshine court#the lighting in this makes no sense#i rushed rhis#oh well#next week!!! ravens!!#my favorite#aftg triology#aftg neil#jeaneil#forever partner friday#forever partners
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Hats 2
Trading hats. ... Or maybe not.
#fnaf#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#fnaf y/n#dca#fnaf dca#daycare attendant#fnaf daycare attendant#dca x y/n#moon x y/n#sun x y/n#security guard y/n#traditional drawing#sketches#my art#do not reupload#They are such simps your honor.#He hasn't thought it through.#When your plan is backfiring on you.#Panicking when your crush looks too cute for you to handle it.#Yes they have a folder where they store their favorite photos and recordings of Y/N.
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Damian: It is such a cloudy day.
Dick, over the comm link: Good, Robin, but when I said talk to her, I meant empathize with the survivor. Her son just passed away.
Damian: I’m sorry your son died on such a cloudy day.
Woman: *crying intensifies*
Dick, over the comm link: . . . Okay, sure, we’ll work on that.
#Talia: I made Batman the perfect weapon#Dick: Perfect weapon!? he can’t even talk!#Damian being a weird fucking kid is my favorite Damian#he’s trying your honor#Batman had to die so SOMEONE could teach this kid to hold a convo#incorrect quotes#I ripped the dialogue from family guy of all places 😂#damian wayne#dick grayson#Batman
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KEANU REEVES ✦ Ride with Norman Reedus
#I DID A LITTLE BIT OF THE WIKIPEDIA#Keanu Reeves#*#kreevesedit#keanuedit#ride with norman reedus#help im in love#me 5'4": i will pick him up#i could probably get a leg#let's use the buddy system#someone get the other leg#i love him your honor#there he goes howling again#that one out of focus gif added 12 years back to my life#SMILEY BOI#boyfriend shaped#my favorite shape#*stuffing him in my pocket* i must go#me as the dog hanging out in the crook of his elbow#the little duke caboom#no that bike wasn't for a leprechaun keke some people just aren't built with limbs like slenderman unlike SOMEONE#no but this just really made me want to rest my head on him and let him talk about literally anything and everything#he is a joy to listen to#plus his voice has me more open than Motel 6#....who said that#hands that look like they could hold 2 ankles at once#OMG WHO IS TALKING#au where i fix his zipper instead#love you old man#*tucks hair behind his ear*
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MY BOY!!!
father help
#noriaki kakyoin#kakyoin lives#my favorite#hes so silly#your honor i love him#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba part 3#jojo part 3#jojo#jjba
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chifuyu seeing his girlfriend in a sundress? oh, he’s gone.
it’s a lazy saturday afternoon, and you’re pushing him onto the couch, telling him you have a surprise. chifuyu waits patiently, a grin of anticipation spreading across his face, eyes twinkling with curiosity.
he hears your footsteps hurrying back to him, and as he turns around, his heart nearly stops. there you are, dressed in a soft green sundress with ruffles at the hem, the fabric flowing around you like a gentle breeze. the color complements your skin perfectly, and the way it hugs your figure makes his breath catch.
“so? what do you think? i saw it in that new shop yesterday and just couldn’t resist buying it!” you start rambling, excitement bubbling over as you gently flare the dress, swaying it back and forth with your hands. you spin around, the skirt twirling with you, and the sunlight filtering through the windows casts a soft glow around you, making you look almost ethereal.
but chifuyu can’t hear anything except the wedding bells ringing in his ears. his vision is filled with only you, every detail of you in that sundress, and the thought that he’s the luckiest guy in the world.
he snaps back to reality when you give him a little shake. “chifuyu?” you ask, a bit worried. “you spaced out, darling. are you okay?”
he blinks, his eyes refocusing on you. without a word, he gently cups your face with one hand, his thumb brushing your cheek as if to make sure you’re really there. “can i kiss you?” he asks softly, his voice almost a whisper.
you blush lightly and nod. “of course you ca—” but he doesn’t let you finish. he leans forward, capturing your lips in a sweet, lingering kiss. you let out a small squeak of surprise but quickly melt into the kiss, your hands cupping his face as his move down to your waist, pulling you closer.
his hands roam your body like he’s carefully molding something precious, exploring the curves and lines that he adores so much. he squeezes certain spots just to hear your flustered squeals, his heart swelling with love every time you react.
reluctantly, he pulls away when he needs air, his forehead resting against yours as he breathes you in. “you’re stunning,” he murmurs, his voice full of sincerity and awe of the woman before him.
you smile bashfully, your cheeks tinted with a rosy hue. “thank you,” you whisper back, feeling your heart flutter in your chest.
chifuyu just grins, his eyes shining with a mix of love and mischief. “you know,” he begins, his voice teasing, “if you keep wearing that dress, we might never leave this couch.” "oh chifuyu.."
#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers chifuyu#tokyo revengers fluff#tr chifuyu#chifuyu fluff#chifuyu matsuno#chifuyu x reader#fluff#can you tell he's my favorite#i love him your honor#you can make requests! <3
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Steve Rogers & Natasha Romanoff Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
#my gifs#dailymarveledits#dailymarvelgifs#steve rogers#natasha romanoff#steverogersedit#captain america#the winter soldier#catws#black widow#avengers#stevenat#ummm........................ them <3#the development of their friendship in this movie is very important to me#theyre like my favorite duo i think they compliment each other so well#theyre meeting in the middle here#steve realizing hes been a pawn in the shield/hydra nonsense and starting to seriously question his role in things#meanwhile natasha is realizing the same thing while ALSO having the background of having been a pawn of the kgb and trying to get out#steves figuring out that this is The Way of Things at the same time that natasha is getting a severe reminder of how shit works#they had both kind of naively thought they could Do The Right Thing and Work For The Right People#even though nats background would make you think she wouldnt have fallen for it quite so easily#but theyre both desperate to like. Atone for shit and Make Things Right and Do Things Properly#but thats really not possible when youre working for governmental or near governmental entities#anyways your honor!!!!!!!!!! theyre best friends!!!!!!!!!!!!#also i really like how these gifs turned out <333#the version of catws i have is great for giffing
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Two beautiful moments from the GO season 1 premiere in London. They really are irrepressibly drawn to each other, aren't they...
(With thanks to @killerqueen-82 for the first clip!)
#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#the first one just takes my breath away because of how they are drawn to each other like magnets#moths to a flame if you will#and David's smile as soon as he sees Michael in the second one is still one of my favorite things#a premiere full of people yet somehow it feels like they're the only ones there#siri play 'I Only Have Eyes For You' by the Flamingos#they are perfect together your honor#ineffable lovers#ineffable soulmates#<3#gifs by me
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Happy birthday to Dan Aykroyd, my beloved.
#he’s so babey#my favorite ghostbuster too#dan aykroyd#ray stantz#ghostbusters#i love him your honor
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I'll find you. Wait for me.
hee hee hoo hoo AUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PAIN PAIN SUFFERING PAIN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!!!! TO HELL WITH IT (LITERALLY)!!!!!!!!!
#oakworthy#dungeons and daddies#dndads#fanart#hermie the unworthy#normal oak garcia#The Normal AU#counterpoint: this could also be normal canon. pun intended#they're soulmates your honor#rip to everybody on a phone. this only looks good on pc#I haven't drawn or really even posted about normal a lot because#I guess my internal image of him doesn't really look like what the rest of the community draws him as#like I tried to do the fluffy haired normal in one of my first posts with him#(was also an oakworthy drawing LMAO)#but it didn't feel right for me. it didn't match what I saw in my brain#no disrespect to fluffy normal. shoutout to that guy#gotta be one of my favorite genders#but yknow. every artist has their own unique way of drawing the cast#and it can tell you so much about how they perceive them. so much about the artists themselves.#have you fucking looked at sage's willy stampler. the npcs series. have you looked at their fucking anything dude#have you fucking LOOKED at iersei's EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY THEIR NORMAL HE IS SO CUTE#I went on a whole rant about dndads artists to my friend qrow the other day. because I could not physically#keep in how much I love these people in our community#would you guys think im weird if I made a post going into Extremely Concerning Detail about how much I love the artists here#I love so many artists here#its so insane. its SO insane#IM ALREWADY ON MY SOAPBOX. ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT#SOB#I have to do my homework#my art
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he’s talking abt seeker constellation myths
#transformers#starscream#knock out#knockscream#koss#the truth comes out: i was a transformers kid#rlly my friend was the diehard fan and i absorbed Love of Starscream through her#i just think he and knock out are so sillyfunny. they’d murder someone and complain abt the mess#this is one of the only enemies to lovers ships i have and its bc theyre enemies AND lovers. they hate each other and theyre dating <333#when i saw ‘thirst’ for the first time. yall. heads were rolling that day#‘it’s been an honor serving alongside you’ ‘i always admired your lustrous finish’ shut UP#i havent been into transformers since like 2016 but i miss specifically prime starscream#he’s a bitch metal butterfly and he’s my favorite#originally i wrote here ‘i’m never drawing mechs again’ haha i lied. i drew mechs So Much
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Did Brambleclaw actually disown the Three when the secret is revealed? I don't remember this happening (then again, it's been a while) but it does bug me how all three go "Poor brambleclaw :(( He was such a good dad to us and he has to learn we're not even his biokits :(((( poor guy" while simultaneously shitting on Leafpool and Squirrelflight despite them showing them more care and affection before AND after the reveal. If he does disown them, then.... WOW is the double standard real here.
In-canon? It's something you have to approximate. They don't seem to have a concept of ""disowning"" because blood relation is taken as such an insurmountable, FUNDAMENTAL fact of life. He doesn't write them out of his little kitty will and testament, but his actions ARE disowning.
It's as if the fact he is not their biological father is an automatic disowning. From the reveal onwards, he is immediately cold, distant, and the "betrayal" is mentioned often. The Three also explicitly don't blame him for his behavior, like it's just to be expected that he's Not Their Dad anymore.
Lionblaze in particular stares longingly at him several times, really missing him. And like... that's kinda what gets my goat so much
I do believe Brambleclaw is entitled to his feelings of betrayal. I believe Squilf was ultimately in the right to lie, actually, but he's still allowed to be upset and angry that she didn't trust him enough to tell him something so important. THAT SAID, YOU ARE NEVER ENTITLED TO TREAT OTHERS POORLY.
And that's what GETS me. He isn't upset that it was all revealed in such a painful and embarassing way when this could have been avoided, or that his lover struggled with this lie for so long without him, or that he feels he's lost his children. Squilf points it out in The Last Hope-- He's so ANGRY at Squilf that he will THROW HIS FAMILY AWAY
Lionblaze seems desperate to be his son again. Hollyleaf is gone for months, and Brambleclaw is still huffing about the secret when she comes back from the dead. Squilf is fawning in the hopes it makes him talk to her again. Doesn't matter. Brambleclaw Is Upsetti Spaghetti so the narrative will never examine his role in hurting this family he apparently loved so much.
(Narrative seems to understand full well that when Squilf lies for a good reason, that doesn't invalidate the hurt Brambleclaw felt... but when Brambleclaw is upset for a good reason, it actually DOES validate what he put her and his kids through)
In BB it is explicitly a disowning. He cuts them off as his children, and they reciprocate. BB!Lionblaze does so in a ball of fury, vowing that he has ONLY a mother.
#It does start getting.... ''better'' after oots. On the disowning front#Lion seems to be fixing his relationship with him#Which... actually is something I dislike tbh#Can we pls get canon acknowledgement of the Little Pogchamp scene where he lets Ash beat his son#And downplays this to holly#Pls#Idk i just feel lion makes a better mama's boy#Really close to squilf and then like... tries to get close to Leafp too but it just. Cant click.#In this very sad but also kind of validating way#Leafp isnt his mom... she didn't raise him. But shes still his aunt. She still loves him as ferociously as she always did#The reveal changed nothing about his family. In the end.#It truly was just a reveal.#(And then he stares angrily and also forlornly at bramble)#Bramblestar is honestly a very interesting character if you choose to take him at face value#And wade through the writer favoritism#I keep coming back to him man.#Such an incredibly mundane and honest type of terrible#Always consumed by his pride and terrible lack of self esteem. Everyone wants you to be better. But you keep messing up#Your honor. I hate him. I have a picture of him in my heart shaped locket.#I am putting him in an exhibit. I am blasting him with a hose.
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Tom 😍💚💚
#Tom Cruise#interview#he's my favorite#he's so handsome#this man does things to me#TC#I love him your honor#Tom <3
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