#your eyes from different sides

[collectorcookie]

they released the full body image for the outfits and i now get to roast murr on unsafe lab practices (<- worked in labs before). Explanation in tags

[arthursfuckinghat]

"I was gonna say you're like a son to me.. but you're more than that."

"It ain't that complicated!"

How quickly that shoulder pat of comfort turned into a condescending one.

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

In order to turn a very embarrassing moment of my life into something funny have this stupid Timbern au:

The Drakes are alive so Tim is still on track for being the heir of D.I. but is interning at W.E. for the summer because Bruce offered a position

Bernard has been interning at W.E. as well, for volunteering hours

The both work in a small, newer branch of W.E. that focuses on cultivating more information about Gotham’s history

Bernard’s there because it's the most teen focused thing and Tim’s there because he wants to figure where exactly the Lazarus pit is under Gotham so he can mess with Ra’s

They are currently stationed at an old house that was made into a museum which is managed by Wayne Enterprises, but since most of it is a museum there are only a few rooms to actually work, however it being a teen thing it’s very much choose your own hours so that prevents too many people from being there at once

Tim, who doesn’t want someone to come in a see the fact that he’s already finished cataloging all of the 2023 Donations to the museum and is instead using the time to further research the numerous curses in Gotham and/or watch Demon Slayer, is very happy about this fact and only comes at either the earliest or latest times so he gets a room to himself and only has to pretend to be going through boxes when someone checks on him

Bernard immediately messes up Tim’s plan

He’s always there- morning, night, even when Tim changes up his schedule

And no matter how many how many empty rooms there might be he always finds Tim and sits with him, even the time Tim tried to hide in the attic under the guise of organizing a couple boxes up there

Being the paranoid idiot that he is Tim assume that Bernard is a from the League of Assassins and enacts a 46-step plan to figure out what he’s planning (read: stalks him) and in the course of it ends up falling in love

Meanwhile on Bernard’s side, the first week of the internship he walked into the room Tim was in and wanted to be friends with the cute boy

The reason that he kept finding Tim was that he was talking to Dick Grayson, his gymnastics instructor, and Dick had realized that the boy in question was his honorary little brother and told Bernard that “Timmy’s shy, you just have to break down his walls to get to know him” and tells him when Tim’s going to the museum

Dick is well aware of what Tim thinks the situation is because he’s the one Tim rants to, but he thinks it’s funny and will make for a great story to tell at their wedding

[faaun]

what draws you back to your country what draws you back to your land when i was a kid i told myself if i ever left iran i'd never go back 2 years into living in the UK i started looking at news on iran again 10 years in and i visited it for the first time again and today i heard an iranian mother talk in farsi to her child on the train to london the way my mother used to and i wanted to cry i wanted to ask her whether they're still cutting the mountaintops whether the lakes are still drying today i showed the person i was with pictures of waterfalls and palaces and forests and snow-white north something odd pulls me back with increasing force i can't ignore it ever again

[go-learn-esperanto]

I think only Italian and Portuguese people should be allowed to bid for this one. It's the principle of the thing. /j

[daemaid]

Can I just say that I feel it’s a little odd that the Mystic Seller just rips Narinder from whatever afterlife he went to just to give him up as a prize?

I get that game-play wise this was to allow people who chose to kill him post-battle access to a unique follower that would have been unobtainable before, but story-wise it just has me like ??? Why did they do that???

Idk maybe I’m missing something, but was anyone else sorta weirded out by this part of the game?

[arsenalgbt]

I will be in my office.

[snickerdoodlles]

there's a point at which someone's fear of being a dick wraps back around to them just being a dick anyways

[afterartist]

Worst part about my adhd meds is when I’m on them I can’t stop complaining about the (actually very minimal and only slightly inconvenient) side effects

But as soon as I’m off them I forget and go “oh boy, why don’t I take my meds to help me with this thing” And then I friggin pass out on the floor because of head rush but when my doctor asks me if I have any side affects I’m like “not that I can think of”

[undertheredhood]

as i’ve said before, i just know that from beyond the grave, martha and thomas wayne are heavily judging their son for his lifestyle choices because what do you mean their precious baby boy is beating up criminals in the middle of the night while wearing a leather batsuit?

[s0fter-sin]

i had an eye test done a few days ago and one of the tests gave me mad vertigo, it only lasted a few minutes but i still have a major headache and nausea and it flares up when i’m scrolling. obviously the answer is to get off my phone but it’s making me think of the march that shall not be named when i couldn’t look at fucking anything and ya girl is getting nervous

[doodlboy]

I'm in hell actually

[ghostn27]

Good Omens season 2 Spoilers!!!!!

"The kiss was forced" well yes of course it was! That was not the way Crowley planned it to go! He wanted to have breakfast with his angel after his great declaration! He wanted a slow morning after a very long night! Maybe have a kiss after they talked! But that's not how things went! He had to rush it! He had to convey 6000 years of love in 1 kiss and what does he get? He gets an "I forgive you". He gets a pained expression from his best friend and a broken heart! Not because he's not loved back! But because Aziraphale has already made his mind about returning to heaven! Telling crowley he loves him would not let him go! And he thinks he can make it better! He's so confident that they should, as angels, be doing good that he can't see that they are good the way they are! And that they do make a difference! Their love makes a difference! Their love is so powerful that their miracle could revive 25 persons! Their freedom makes a difference!

[chaoxfix]

god i need the algorithm to stop recommending lore olympus to me.

reframing a kidnapping of a woman as romance, and painting her mother as an overbearing shrew rather than rightfully worried and protective, and portraying the kidnapper as sympathetic ... what about my overtly feminist ass makes anyone or any algorithm think i'd enjoy ANY hades/persephone romance retellings.

at this point the only hades and persephone retelling i'm interested in is a retelling that focuses on demeter's love for her daughter. one where persephone's abduction and transition from kore, the maiden, to persephone, goddess of the dead and queen of the underworld, was one where she carries out a revenge fantasy against her abductor... She cannot fully escape the underworld, no; she is death, doomed by the narrative. Underground she will stay for half the year. But she will not subject herself to be trapped with him.

hades dies at dawn; hades dies in the spring light, by persephone's power, and a knife garnished with evergreen thistles. demeter holds him down, and persephone cuts the head. judith slaying holofernes; persephone slaying hades.

[purusadivine]

I love us (black people) but we can be very stingy (understandably) with our culture, but to the point that we’re rigid & not willing to create change. I think it’s time that we focus more on unity than “she can’t wear that cause she’s white,” or “how do you not know about black hair & you’re not black.” Again, I get preserving our culture but we can at least be less rigid about educating each other & merging cultures.

[blackout-files]

in the early days, when they were still desperately hoping the other would see their side, when they were young and hurting and freshly traumatised - i think shade and merrick would wake up some nights to find the other crawling into their bed. and i would never matter how far apart they lived, or if the other wasn't even supposed to know the address. after a bad night, or a bad day, or a bad week. they'd seek the other out in the darkness, curl up together under a blanket like they were kids again. and in the morning, when the sun came up, the bed was always empty.