#mick rants

[arthursfuckinghat]

So, I was nosing around the gang's tents and I thought that it was honestly so sweet that so many of them have photographs of themselves or of family right?

Little baby Charles with his parents, a young Susan, young Hosea and Bessie, but then I found something interesting in that pile of junk down the cliff just behind Arthur's tent-

Dutch actually writes notes for his famous camp speeches.

And if you've seen the speech that these notes are referring to, Dutch seemed to simplify it a lot when he recited it, almost dumbing it down for the gang entirely?

Writing notes for an important speech isn't the strange part, but the fact he dumbs them down and that these notes are hidden/thrown away out of sight is really strange to me. It makes me think that this is possibly a rough draft or early version of what he wanted the speech to be, sort of implying that Dutch practices and revises his speeches.

Which, if he ultimately dumbs them down for the gang, then what is the point?

The likely answer is that he holds himself to a higher standard because he feels he's above the gang members, in a way. He's the visionary, the leader, the man in charge, the one who reads philosophy books almost exclusively, to say that Dutch didn't think highly of himself would be a lie. And because the gang is 'below' him, he simplifies his speeches for them - despite majority of the gang being well educated and understanding. He doesn't think that the gang is as intellectual as him.

I made a post previously talking about Dutch and his Evelyn Miller philosophies and how he argues with gang members that don't agree or understand. It's especially interesting how Lenny, also an avid reader, disagrees so strongly with Miller's writings when that's what most of Dutch's philosophies are based on.

It solidifies that Dutch was manipulative from the beginning, and probably long before too.

[missmomentss]

Not everyone in this fandom can draw the alternates as a ugly looking creatures and that’s fine some people’s artstyles don’t really fit the characters and that’s ok. Still draw them because you love the characters.

Some tmc artists are really good at drawing horror but doesn’t mean everyone else has that talent so idk just let people have fun.

It’s not that serious tbh like if someone can only draw Gabriel and six as normal looking dudes who cares?

Not everyone’s artstyles Iike I said before work well with horror.

(People can try to draw them but some people are uncomfortable about it because they’re not confident in drawings horror.)

Before you say that’s the who point of them is too look ugly,yeah you’re right but at the same time not everyone can draw horror.So allow them to still draw the character either way.

Anyway this fandom has some cool artists and I love seeing your designs.

[thisismeracing]

can you please write about Mick getting carried away making out with you in his drivers room

hi, nonny, since you did not specify I went for a small blurb, I hope that was ok and hope u like it 🫶🏾 here you go.

pairing: reader (no pronouns used!) x mick schumacher

wc: 0.5k

warnings: suggestive language, mentions of crazy places to have sex, dry humping, not proofread. +18. Minors DNI!

It was a bit after quali, the atmosphere hectic in the garage since Mick got P6 to start the next day, but he was just happy you could make it the whole week with him after struggling to match both of your schedules. So after talking with everyone and basking in the happiness of a good, almost incredible, position, Mick went to his driver's room to get back to himself, breathe, drink his water, and eventually change from his race suit.

Both lying on his couch, half of you draped over his still fireproof suit-clad body, you were lazily running your nails on the nape of his neck and even threading your fingers through his short hair. Mick was anxious, but a good kind of edgy, more relieved after all the stress, but he was happy with the fact that he had you around to pamper him. The truth was, he missed you like crazy.

So when his hands tightened around you and his lips found yours in a heated kiss, you were not even slightly surprised. He surprised you though when he moved his body to have more access to you and pushed your dress higher exposing your thighs and panties.

“Mick,” you breathe, trying to catch up with both: the fact that he doesn’t usually make out like this outside your house especially not at his driver's room where god knows anyone could walk in, and the fact that his kisses were hungry, taking everything he could. Curious, but precise, hands wandering around your torso, or legs.

“I just- missed you so much, and I am so relieved I got a good start for tomorrow,” he mumbles against your neck, lips biting and kissing your flesh and consequently getting a whimper out of you.

He hardens against your tighs when he hears and feels how your body answers to his. It’s just a beat before his lips find yours in another kiss, and his fingers brush against the inside of your legs nudging them apart and fitting his body there. You moan when your most intimate parts brush together and Mick swallows it grunting and smashing your bodies even closer.

“Fuck, Micky, you’re making me horny,” you hiss, grinding your pussy against his hard cock, still covered by his race suit.

Schumacher smirked against your lips, biting your chin and kissing your jaw, his hands starting a path to your chest, he was well aware of how hard your nipples were against the fabric of your dress, however when he was almost there, finally on the verge of throwing everything throw the window and fucking you on his driver's room couch, someone knocked on the door.

“Media duty again in 15, Mick!! We will be waiting.”

“Scheiße,” he cursed, dropping part of his weight deliciously on top of you.

You giggled, bringing his body closer and hugging him.

“Guess we won’t be able to tick driver's room from the crazy-places-to-have-sex list just yet,” you joke.

“Well, we still have 15 minutes,” Mick grins suggestively.

[megapatty2006]

Ok so random thing for Hazbin. When it comes to voice actor changes from the pilot to when the actual show came out, most of them were very similar or fine, a example being Charlie and Vaggies voices where its basically the same. HOWEVER.

Mick Lauer performance as Husk in the Pilot was weirdly PERFECT, the low grouchy tone, he truly sounds like a man who's just done with everything and everyone, a contrast to Pilot Alastors much more playful and energetic personality. DONT GET ME WRONG, Keith David is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING as Husk and a BUNCH of other roles, and Loser Baby is absolutely, MWAH....but something about Pilot Husks old grouchy voice STILL sits with me and makes me wish he had another chance as Husk for some other thing. Overall, both Keith and Mick are AMAZING on Husk, so for now I "headcannon" (I guess) that beta Husk

(Yes Husk used to be white, lmao)

Has pilot Husks voice (the old drunk magician you hired for 12$ personality is absolutely perfect)

[cruesuffix]

this ginger bitch~~

here a bunch of photos of pre motley mick i have in my arsenal. my favourite pilgrim looking guitarist.

[biggrump]

My thoughts on the new Doom game

Remember when Mick Gordon posted that really damning, well-written, and heavily backed up Medium essay detailing how id Software repeatedly fucked him over on the Doom Eternal soundtrack and then on top of that tried to ruin his career and pay for his silence afterward? Remember when Bethesda posted a big statement after Mick's article went viral where they claimed Mick lied about the whole thing and they had receipts proving that he did, despite Mick also having receipts that said the opposite? Remember how despite saying this, Bethesda has still not released any evidence of this 2 years later, presumably because Mick ratio'd them into silence?

Cause I remember. And no matter how fun that new Doom game looks, it's not gonna be the same without Mick, and I worry that whatever poor soul got brought on board will face similar treatment and not get their proper dues.

Fuck Bethesda. Fuck id. Pay your artists

[midsummereve1993]

I saw on google that Nikki says motley were shocked when mick quite, mick didn't quite he was taking a step back from touring on the road but still wanted to maintain his role in the band but motley is the one who kicked him out. It makes me mad, Nikki claims mick was his hero and he admired him but then he goes behind his back and bad month's him. Yeah some friend you are.

[choices-ceri]

Someone got murdered and instead searching all the suspects rooms, they had a spicy moment with Trystan. THEY DIDN'T EVEN 👀LOOK👀 AT THE SUSPECTS. IT'S THE FIRST THING YOU SHOULD FVCKING DO!!! Cut to the killer just sat covered in blood. Who tf does MC think they are?! A Skyrim NPC?!?! MC's out here like "must have been the wind", tf?! No wonder the killer was just chilling throughout the book, he had a pair of airheads on his case. Vasili said himself that he was sure that he'd be caught that night. USELESS! I can't be slandering Morris and Holbeck if MC's gonna be this dumb. Trystan my love, get your money back.

Not my MC though. Not my nosey little detective. Nah, he'd be searching everywhere and woULD FIND THE FVCKING EVIDENCE IN VASILI'S ROOM!!!

Get me on the case. I played Imagine Detective on my 3DS.

[arthursfuckinghat]

Guys, you know that "Dutch Van Der Linde was a manipulator who mainly caused the downfall of the gang" and "Dutch Van Der Linde saved people by giving them a place in the gang and teaching them life skills" CAN coexist right

[mono-socke]

let me introduce you to the new series that is called 'mono's crackships', starting off with the first ship being xander and mick

[s0undsinmyhead]

I have mixed feelings on the Manifest finale.

Like I wanted Ben and Saanvi to be together from the beginning. They just had a ton of chemistry. I thought for sure Ben and Grace were not gonna make it and he’d up with Saanvi.

Obviously that prediction was way off. And then I thought, okay never gonna happen. Then the last season they start hinting at it and moving toward and it finally happens! And then. Nope nevermind. Like wtf?!

And same with Jared and Mick! Like I didn’t want them at first and I loved Zeke, but Jared was just so in love with Mick. Like he did everything for and her family. He did not falter. So the show drags me along, makes me ship it. Then in the most annoying and cliche way ever (oh I have to tell you something…oh nevermind just come check in in 8 months) break up the ship in one scene, a ship they have been building since season one. So Jared who has been completely devoted and in love with Mick is just gonna ditch her bc a woman he was having friends with benefits relationship got pregnant. Like he has one conversation with Mick about it and that’s enough to end the relationship. After one conversation this man walks out of Mick’s tent to jump straight into Drea’s. Wtf.

So I was expecting to be disappointed in the ending. But I actually think they did a decent job. I didn’t think they’d actually go back bc of Eden and Hope and all the dead people, but they made it work. And then it makes sense that they had to kill the Mick and Jared and Ben and Saanvi relationships.

But I’m still a little bitter about it.

And the TJ/Violet things was weird. Like come on. I mean having him interact w young Olive was weird too. So ig they were trying to fix that. But with Cal’s girlfriend? Damn

Also does Violet or any of the resurrected passengers know what happened? It didn’t seem like they remembered.

[thisismeracing]

I am obsessed w the concept of fratboy!mick who happens to play at the university’s football team and maybe needs help w a subject you’re tutoring -cue to spending lots of time together and realizing youre in love but then *insert major drama*

[sunsetsixx]

FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

[meikyuunolovers]

Everytime I read the "X-Ray" extracts I gathered for myself, I have that feeling where I have to sit down and hold my head because Ray will mention the craziest facts ever (especially the ones about Mick) and then he'll move to something else and now my autistic brain is left with the crumbs and it's trying to piece back everything and figuring out what Ray tried to mean by that, while it's 9pm and I have a headache.

[cruesuffix]

need to constantly talk about my favourite old men or I will explode.