#I mean this lovingly

[arthursfuckinghat]

Guys, you know that "Dutch Van Der Linde was a manipulator who mainly caused the downfall of the gang" and "Dutch Van Der Linde saved people by giving them a place in the gang and teaching them life skills" CAN coexist right

[doomordestiny]

charlie is like a cryptid to me bc he lives in like the middle of nowhere, nobody ever sees him outside, he never attends cc events, and he acts like That. he is not real. that man is something other than human.

[soapdi-spencer]

This is the face of a woman who likes coleslaw

[dnp-dorks]

Dan Stop Interrupting Phil Challenge

[shokogast]

and here it is! one big goof inspired frm @incorrect-epitheterased ! https://www.tumblr.com/incorrect-epitheterased/712795437696008193/lorelai-if-you-put-a-milkshake-in-one-yard-and?source=share

[lowkeiloki]

making a tanuki character: yea it doesnt actually have to look like a tanuki, just be sure that their first and last name sound like 'tanuki' when said together

[neos-schlond-poofa]

“wow, i love resident lover!”

literally resident lover:

[nanasketchdump]

@hjartasalt

[mjshortformcjesus]

why is the bathroom trap so fucking chill all the other traps are like YOU HAVE TO CUT THE KEY OUT FROM BEHIND YOUR EYE IN LESS THAN A MINUTE OR YOUR FACE WILL BE SMASHED BY A BUNCH OF METAL SPIKES and then the bathroom trap’s just like 👉👈 hey, uh. if you wanna live you just have to kill that guy with a gun thats been thoughtfully provided (or poisoned cigarettes if that gave you too much of the ick) or you get left behind in the bathroom. you have six hours dont worry ☺️ but the twinks were like nah. nope

[entirelysein-e]

Socializing / making friends is scary but clowns are scarier. And you face one in the mirror every day... you'll be FINE 🫶

[jmiehyter]

ethan page is an adult ipad kid

[loveontherocks]

caleb's favorite superhero is superman and he mains mario in mario party/smash bros because he's a basic bitch

[joshus-lobster]

Alex Turner is a wet cat of a man

[simplynotcapable]

“luke is sweet and innocent” this and “luke is his mother’s sheltered son” that

did you SEE that boy’s smirk at dinner?

that child is a douchebag. he is an asshole. he is the kid in seventh grade who threatened to fuck your mom in such egregious terms that you begged to transfer schools. he has stolen a kindergartener’s lunch money. he keyed his neighbor’s car for telling him to stop throwing rocks at her house, and then he threw another rock and smashed the window.

stop this at once

[sandbox-chaos]

Absolutely losing it over martyns secret life ep

He was having such a decent episode, finished his task pretty early even though it was debatably on the more challenging side and then talked trash to the secret keeper statue and then EVERYTHING WENT DOWN HILL

To be so fair going yellow was absolutely his fault and I was watching him in the nether yelling at my tv like you do when a horror movie character goes towards the noise but still

[teathattast]

Being a philosopher is actually the gayest thing you can be (lovingly)