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Scrawny and short are two different things, guys. I may be scrawny, but I am NOT short!!
#i have no idea who thought i was short#i saw this in the newspaper#whoever said it-#your ass is MINE#warren demartini rp#ratt rp#80s rock rp#rock star rp
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The audacity of an adult lesbian not liking fat women. Have you never fucking seen a woman age?
#mine#that’s just how people look. how could you not find that hot.#it’s normal at whatever age but like. your metabolism slows down? it’s a part of being human? like. my ass and hips are wider than#when I was 16. it’s fucking natural. please look at real human beings.
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#BOBBY NASH THIS WAS SO HOT OF YOU
#911#911 abc#911 spoilers#911edit#8.07#bobby nash#bobbynashedit#brad torrence#gifs#mine#THE WAY BOBBY SET HIS ASS STRAIGHT CHEEEOOOOWWWWWW#HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN SEEING FATHER GO OFF#DONT PLAY WITH ROBERT WADE NASH OR HE'LL KICK YOUR LIMEY ASS
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reblog to squeeze prev's ass
#mine#you squeeze my ass one billion times now okay?#if you reblog from source you get squeezed back or your money back guaranteed
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another super insulting part of the watcher situation i haven't rly seen ppl addressing much
ryan deadass saying smth like "nobody else on youtube has made tv quality content"
like... i really feel like it's important to highlight that bc not only do they obviously have no respect for their audience, but that statement shows they have no respect for their peers in the industry, either.
not to mention it is a shining example of bleeding arrogance to such a high degree, you will straight up fucking lie bc you're truly convinced you're that special when you're anything but.
there's been NUMEROUS online creators who were recognized by entertainment industry workers BECAUSE they made tv quality content & even full stop blockbuster quality content.
bo burnham started on youtube & is now one of the most wellknown & loved standup comedians of our generation, with numerous netflix specials & even a movie he wrote & directed under his belt.
the try guys, fellow ex-buzzfeed employees, had their own tv specials on food network (based off their youtube shows, btw) & a documentary made about them as well
rosanna pansino has also been on numerous food network shows both as a host & a judge
quinta brunsun, another fellow ex-buzzfeed employee, went on to create her own whole ass sitcom that has been highly praised
matpat cameo'd in the fnaf movie because of his theories & multiple other fnaf creators had small cameos through the employee of the month board easter egg
markiplier made multiple high-quality shows on youtube & is now working on a highly anticipated movie (he was also planned to cameo in the fnaf movie but couldn't due to conflicting schedules with his own movie)
hot ones got their own tv gameshow due to their popularity & they are still one of the most wellknown, beloved & respected internet shows
many short films made on youtube went on to premiere at film festivals & even in theaters
the hit horror film "talk to me" was created by youtubers rackaracka
webseries of actual fucking tv shows have also existed for literal decades
the list goes on.
to seriously think that overproduced bullshit is all you need to make "tv quality content" is not only tone-deaf, but shows they do not even know what they're talking about. many tv shows & huge blockbuster movies are made with absolutely microscopic budgets & small teams, & they still get praised & awarded for the passion, dedication, & creativity that shined brightly under those restrictions.
the blair witch project is probably the most wellknown & highly praised example of this, but it is far from the Only example
it is a whole other slap in the face, again ESPECIALLY when puppet history is one of their most popular shows, to spit in the face of internet history. to see the success of their predecessors, even ppl they fucking worked with at buzzfeed, & deny them of all their success & efforts to get where they ended up.
no, y'all are not the first people to make "tv quality content" on the internet. FAR from it. because your crap isn't even genuine "tv quality".
but you are the first ones to ever disrespect not only your audience, but your own fucking industry & your peers on this level.
& you are the first & i sorely hope the only fuckwads dumb enough to pull a stunt this fucking stupid, out of touch & utterly tone deaf.
#mine#watcher#sorry this is hopefully my last post but this pretention grated me#& im floored nobody has mentioned it#like sincerely how fucking dare you? what the fuck is wrong with you?#how far up your ass is that building long stick???#not to mention youtube is 18 fucking years old.#it is literally statistically impossible for a website as huge as youtube is to exist that long#& never have any 'tv quality' content on it. be mother fucking serious.#many ytbers were recognized by entertainment industry marvels BECAUSE they made content that was already tv quality#fuck off.
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you know how everything is like a hundred times funnier when you're not allowed to laugh??
#this is almost based on true events. once at a sleepover a friend of mine was in the most ABSURD sleeping position#and we COULDNT keep it together. we woke his ass right up by losing it the second he made a small noise in his sleep#the owl house#toh#my art#human realm hijunks#amity blight#luz noceda#vee noceda#willow park#yes they are used to this but have you considered: your friend sleeping is always going to be hilarious#comic
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that shitty thing some people do where they compliment something about you, only to take it back and reveal that it was meant to be a joke at your expense when you sincerely thank them for it, used to bother me until i realised that you can just. keep it. refuse to hand that power back to them. they are never prepared to deal with this.
#🐉#i sometimes get hit with this 'you poor deluded naive little idiot. you actually thought someone could admire your pathetic ass' routine#usually for the slightly eccentric way i dress. sometimes for the earnest and honest way i act.#but nobody ever knows what to do when i just keep responding to their attempts at mocking me with complete sincerity#someone once asked me where i got my outfit so they could give it a try themselves in a very obvious 'i am making fun of you#by implying how ridiculous i would look if i dressed like you' way and i just started suggesting how he could#put an outfit like mine together completely straight faced. and he quickly realised hed tried the wrong door.
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bonus (average dom/sub activities):
#EMMA WHY DID YOU SAY THAT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#FREAKY ASS#my edits#mine#emma d'arcy#olivia cooke#hotd#house of the dragon#hotdedit#emmadarcyedit#oliviacookeedit#rhaenicent#I guess?????????#these gifs took like 4 hours please say something nice or i'll turn into a wilted eggplant and start to decompose inside your fridge#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower
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we won't know. but there will be signs. bonus ±
#red white and royal blue#rwrbedit#rwrb#nicholas galitzine#taylor zakhar perez#casey mcquiston#matthew lopez#userninz#chrissiewatts#userveronika#usersteen#usernuria#userclara#userlang#mine*#WE ARE SO BACK. ASTRONOMICAL LEVELS#that whole run of events tzp did ....... he was fighting for his life frrrrr#the third one takes me out every time#nick when he said there were conversations. oh boy the pr team was truly on his ass after that dkjgdk#we finally made it!!!!!!!!#'i can only dream' YOU GOT YOUR WISH BABYYYY#there are probably some more examples especially during tioy press but im not going back through those again :)#also lets hear tzp's ideas pls
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26 - Crossover!
#dnd x undertale babyyyy#starspaptober24#papyrus is a paladin for sure#he's a protector!!!#sans?????#i see that guy pretending to be a bard#but he's 100% multiclassed into it and is actually a sorcerer or something#and zaps your ass#because he thinks its funny af#also vicious mockery cantrip hellooo?? he would love that shit#mine#sketch#undertale#dnd#sans#papyrus
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hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au
turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else
now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident
also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out
#turbo#turbotastic#fix it felix jr#80s boyfriends#hammertastic#headcanon about them exchanging their trophies isn't mine but i loved it A LOT#and “darling” is turbo making fun of how felix was calling him in 80s#this hc about “doll” and “darling” pet names also is not mine but i adore it#turbo here is a complete freak who just stays around felix most of the time even when felix has moments with calhoun#and felix is an ass who keeps secrets from everyone bc he doesn't want his dirt to come out#he's ashamed of his previous relationship with turbo and doesn't want anyone to know any details#and calhoun to just know about it#this just gets worse and worse#they also didn't actually break up and were still technically dating when turbo went gamejumping#and he's mad af at felix because he's the reason ppl in the acrade made a boogeyman out of turbo and he couldn't come back#like imagine your bf says to you what you are better than others think of you#and then behind your (presumably dead) back tells everyone that you're just an egocentric maniac#i believe turbo has other reasons why he gamejumped (besides jealousy which took place but wasn't the most important reason)#and felix is an unreliable narrator#so yeah turbo HATES his ass#(but still would-) no im not making it suggestive#anyway i hc that turbo had put A LOT of emotions in this relationship even tho he's bad at this#he tried his best with felix but they were just making each other worse#and turbo while feeling betrayed never really moved on (yes even after 25 years he's PATHETIC)#and felix is just full of regret about everything but he won't admit his mistakes in his relationship with turbo#bc “well he turned out to be a bad person so that automatically makes me in the right about everything”#but felix had made a lot of bad decisions while dating turbo and was just classically ignorant about a ton of things#sorry about this random ass essay in tags i'm done for now#wreck it ralph#wir
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making him sleep with a plug that holds him open, so he’ll be ready to take everything I give him in the morning
bonus: it makes him whimper and drool all night; desperately grinding into the mattress in his sleep
#such a cute needy boy#why are you pushing you ass up in your sleep?#are you desperate sweetheart?#how precious#yourgfdgirlfriend#text#mine
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Eat! Eat, it’s okay! You eat! YOU EAT! ↳ 12 / ∞ for @rascheln ♡
#stray kids#bang chan#bystay#staysource#channiesnet#createskz#staydaily#skzco#usersa#staytay#dreamytag#usertsu#usersemily#bitsforkitts#melontrack#*mine#channienoms#food cw#one forgets how to color channie's room and it kicks your ass when you try again#green background (derogatory)#anyway i miss him :(((#him eating and doing his happy noises and happy fists :(
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HEADCANON: Becky 100% gets her first Tonitrus Bolt when she snaps and publicly cusses out a teacher for being a jerk.
You think so, huh?
#myart#my art#art#sketch#spy x family#Becky’s first bolt#full color version on ko-fi#drawing the kids in the transition phase of canon designs to mine is hard#what are even children#damianya#damien desmond#bill watkins#becky blackbell#anya forger#emile elman#ewen egeburg#Becky: notorious verbal murderer#that not funny forger gimme back my money#you can’t just take back a donation#think of the children#I did and I hate you#Anya hand me my half#I won the bet Damien owes me twenty#stay out of it Emile#you’re such an ass Emile#hey real talk should we help Bill#I value my eyes Ewen#no you don’t your stupid hair makes that clear#no wait please Ewen I didn’t mean it OW HEY THATS MY POMPADOUR ASSHOLE!#sxf fanart
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