#you’re no longer free

[awesomecooperlove]

Former DARPA director and now Google executive, Regina Dugan, wants you to swallow ID Microchips.

She goes on to explain how the microchip works once inside the body. The pill has a small chip inside of it with a switch, when you swallow it, the acids in your stomach serve as the electrolyte and that powers it up. And the switch goes on and off and creates an 18 bit ECG wide signal in your body and essentially your entire body becomes your authentication token.

Just FYI this video is from 2012, so you can imagine the tech they already have.

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[tillywunderwing]

psst. hey. do you ever worry that you’re writing characters ‘ooc’ in fanfiction? well guess what. you’re not. that’s just your au now.

“they would not say that” yes they would, my au version of this character would totally say that

“ummmm this character’s powers don’t work like that” but they do. in my au

“these characters would never canonically be dating” buddy oh boy i cannot wait to tell you what fanfiction writers have been doing since the advent of their craft!! anything goes in my au!!!

the medium is inherently transformative do whatever you want forever ok ly byye

[krystaldeath]

Haha I’ve got. Too many ausssss

But I did think up a new modern one. That follows the og video game plot a bit but Narinder was trapped for 10,000 years and instead of commuting a sheep genocide the bishops make all sheep have to prove every month that they’re not worshiping The One Who Waits and have no intention to free him

[francisforever2014]

came out to my dad 👍 there’s officially no area of my life in which i’m not out and proud we did it queers

[stillcominback]

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[timechange]

MCFLY JULY ‘24 — a new puppy.

MARCH 18, 1979

While Emmett feels relatively confident in his abilities and well-versed in the ways of Canis familiaris, each one of his many canine companions over the years has also been unique, each bringing their own joys and challenges.

This new puppy seems to be no different, especially given his apparent propensity for yipping and taking off like a bolt of lightning.

“Einstein!” he calls out over the puppy’s persistent cries, trying to keep hold of the leash as the newly mobile ball of fluff tears down the sidewalk to parts unknown. “Einstein, heel!”

The puppy, predictably, pays no attention. Not that Emmett really expected anything different, as the dog didn’t even know his own name yet. The ink was, for all intents and purposes, still wet on his adoption paperwork.

Eventually, the puppy, in a tangle of limbs and nearly tripping over himself, comes to a halt in front of a bench. Emmett’s grateful for the nearby lamppost he can catch himself with, steadying himself against it. While he begins to get his breath back, he quickly assesses the situation.

Einstein’s tail is wagging fiercely and he’s trying to bury himself in the arms of a child. A skateboard leans up against the bench and a partially unzipped knapsack sits beside them.

“Hey, boy!” the kid laughs, all smiles, as Einstein makes a noble attempt to eat the poor thing’s face. “Hi!”

In between pets, the child manages to pry themself away from the puppy, revealing sparkling blue eyes and messy, short brown hair. They shoot Emmett a winning smile and the scientist’s chest feels tight from more than just the temporary lack of oxygen.

“Hey, mister,” they greet. “This your dog?”

“Yes,” Emmett gestures to the puppy, the leash clinking against his collar as he does so. “His name is Einstein.”

“Can I say hi?”

Emmett huffs a laugh of his own.

“I think he beat you to it, kid.”

“Yeah, he did, huh?” The boy giggles, burying their face in his fur and scratching behind his ears. “Hi Einstein. That’s a real big name for a cute little guy like you. What kind is he?”

“A Catalan sheepdog.”

“Woah, I’ve never heard of that one before.” The kid grins. “Heavy! I’m Marty, by the way. Marty McFly.”

“Doctor Emmett Brown, at your service.”

The boy’s eyes widen and Emmett fears he’s come to the conversation’s inevitable terminus. He’s seen this play before. This is the part where he runs away screaming.

But instead, the boy’s expression becomes a funny sort of awestruck, curious rather than afraid.

“The scientist guy who lives in Burger King?” he asks. “Do you really have a death ray?”

“I’m afraid not. And I live behind Burger King, not actually inside.”

“Aw, bummer. I mean, I kinda figured.” The kid shrugs his shoulders, resigning himself to continuing to pet Einstein.

“You seem disappointed,” Emmett finds himself remarking, raising an eyebrow in amusement.

“Maybe a little,” Marty confesses.

“About my hypothetical death ray or my equally hypothetical Burger King accommodations?”

“Both. I mean, it would be pretty sweet to live inside a Burger King. Think of all the free fries! And… there’s a couple people I can think of who would make pretty great test subjects for your death ray, if you had one.”

Emmett shakes his head, a smile on his face.

“Yes, I suppose I can think of a few myself. But there are far more positive avenues to scientific discovery rather than going down the paths of death and destruction, Marty. That’s what I like to focus on.”

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

reo i’ll get you out of that closet i PROMISE u

[nen-spider]

the only evil (and good) tumblr feature is that there are no trending posts. I still get notifications from text posts I made seven years ago

[whoify]

okay we have officially mastered “let people enjoy things.” in 2025 we need to master “let people dislike and criticize things you enjoy”

[teddypdf]

had a rly interesting convo recently and am extremely curious to learn more so; if you’re queer/lgbt, grew up catholic and had to choose a saint for your confirmation, who did you chose and why?

[evergreen-endo]

i love when you say you'll get back to certain posts later and then

admittedly i am really bad about this but lately i haven’t had a lot of alone time to sit and read in peace + i really like to be able to add tags that point out my favorite parts of a piece … i don’t really like to leave fics blank or with just a character tag bc i like writers to have a little something to go back to later if that makes sense !

[kurthummeldeservesbetter]

so two questions

is a hivemind technically a polycule?

and

if it is, does this mean that Viktor was totally for a polycule until he found out Jayce was back? like he was hive-minding it with the homies and then found out his man came back, was like oh shit my bf is actually alive, come see me!

and (sorry, three questions) if not, (and he’s not into being a part of a polycule)

had Jayce joined him at the commune, would he have kicked everyone out?

[szczylpierdolony]

krypta fm review: IT WAS SO GOOD and sm fun and it kept me so tense even though there was no danger/jumpscares in the end, the sound design and music fuck and they really nailed the mid 2000s rural poland vibes :’)

[merriblu]

I find it incredibly telling how most of the American people who were offended by France‘s Olympic opening ceremony are advocating for a criminal and man who encourages other men to „grab [a woman] by the pussy“…

And this, lovely folks, is why I do not attend my family‘s Thanksgiving dinner lmao.

[madlyn5ever]

I don’t care what your thoughts are on Izzie and Alex as characters (I love the both of them personally)

But what Alex did to Jo is just as bad as what Izzie did to him because it was the same thing. The exact same thing sans the different motive for doing it. He left his wife in a letter, to go after someone who left HIM via a letter. Just because he got more time to grow and flesh out his character, doesn’t make it better. In fact it’s almost worse that he not only did it, but did it to go back to the person who originally did it to him.

Like, he knew how that hurt, and it felt so out of character for him to, not necessarily leave, but leave like that. Like I feel like they started relying heavily on random references for nostalgia at that point,

and the whole Addison thing where she says “so you’re the one’s who’ve been screwing up the program” is a prime example of that, and this just feels like they’re trying to showcase an Izzie thing to relate it to it being about Izzie, and I feel like they really messed that up if that was the goal. If it was about nostalgia and making people remember how Izzie left him in the past, it was wildly messed up. Especially for the character they did it to. Yes, Alex, bc he would never, but really Jo.

Because after all of the hurt, yes she gave him an out, but she didn’t really know that he would actually seriously take it.

(You could argue that he did it because in the moment he could only think of the one way he knew of to do it, from personal experience being the recipient of it, because he really didn’t want to hurt Jo, so he couldn’t think of any other ways. And that’s probably the nicest way to look at it so props to you if you can think of it like that.)

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

What if I got a service dog, what then (<- guy who definitely can’t afford a service dog)