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windwenn · 2 months

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Giving qifrey the pretty dress treatment

#hair full of stars or dandruff #you’ll never know I guess #qifrey #wha #qifrey witch hat atelier #witch hat atelier #my art #fanart #tongari boushi no atelier #artists on tumblr #digital art #would you believe this started as a warmup

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 18 days

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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the #Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men #E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER #H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too #H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens #H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour #E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly #H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST #E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S #H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS #E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY #Epic the musical #Epic odysseus #The odyssey #odysseus #Homer #Greek mythology #Jorge rivera-herrans #nuclear war speaks

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carbonateds-oda · 2 months

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the first time dazai ruffled atsushis hair he was rlly confused abt it so he just ruffled dazai’s hair back and then they both just stood there staring at each other like 🧍‍♂️

#needless to say neither of them know how casual affection works #bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #atsushi nakajima #dazai and atsushi #guys guess what you’ll never guess. I fucking miss them again

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rendevok · 1 year

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“Take my hand” pages 5-11

1 - day 2 - truth - 3

#nmweek23 #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #i spent all yesterday shading and lettering these your boy is so tired BUT IT WAS WORTH IT #in which i cram way too much into way too little and yet way too many pages for a single day #my sincerest apologies to them on their day but i will make it up to them i PROMISE #‘prove it’ you’ll NEVER GUESS what happens next :^))))) (<-guy who is extremely predictable)#phoenix is so strong because if miles looked at me like that i’d be going crazy and im like a known enemy of edgeworth #see you guys in like 5-7 business days on part 3 o7 #fan art #aa #fan comic #rendevok #OH OH ALSO there’s like a whole fucking essay i could write about these pages esp wrt light and also The Hands but youll have to ask for it #just know that if you see something… there was probably a reason for it!#ok thats it fr this time

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seungsuki · 30 days

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i almost introduced myself as nini today when my actual name is anything BUT nini 💀

#rambles by nini🎀#i should probably stop at one point #be like #“hey fam. my name is actually- *car crashing sound*#but that will never happen #cause i’m #✨i n s e c u r e✨#so i guess you’ll never know 🤷‍♀️#seungsuki>ᴗ<

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queerdiazs · 4 months

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no matter HOW BAD 911blr gets always remember,,, 911twt is far worse

#because you’ll never fuckin guess what happened #APPARENTLY IM THE MASTERMIND BEHIND BUDDIE HATE. ME. LMAO M E.#i am HOWLING #all because i blocked people in february for harassing me about my race #i’m a very white passing native woman whose mother and brother is not white passing in the slightest #and apparently that means it’s fair game to debate my race. did yall know that? DID YOU?#nvm the fact that my dads family has debated blood relation to us for over FORTY YEARS because of #how dark my mom and brother are #but hey #so called queer progressives on twitter have decided they’re the victims for receiving a block from me #after they debated my race for weeks & wrote hate comments on my fics and spread rumors #oh and also we can’t forget cam housewifebuck being fed info from twitter and laughing about my downfall #because being bullied for your race is okay in their book if they don’t like you! :)#anyway. i love this place.#amanda talks

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smilesrobotlover · 1 year

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Why is Sidon the most gayest straight character ever

#I guess he could be bi it’s perfectly reasonable #but his whole character makes me laugh cuz he’s engaged to Yona a lovely lady #but he has a statue of him and Link in Zora’s domain #and he talks about Link so much #like #I love him #maybe Sidon just tries to express his love and appreciation for someone cuz you never know when you’ll lose them #oh now I’m sad #this was meant to be a joke post 😭😭#tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom spoilers #sidlink #sorta #I don’t personally ship it but it doesn’t ruffle my feathers #totk

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honorthysalad · 1 year

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Screw the ghost shit, this is the biggest mystery in HGSN. If Chapter 22 doesn’t open with a full telling of Yoshiki’s tragic backstory: the birthday party where he received 11 copies of the same book from 11 different people, then idk if I can continue reading…

#For clarity I am joking #But we do know he has relatives that live close enough nearby to give him a watermelon and have it not be bad by the time it gets there #I’m assuming they’re on his dad’s side since… mom from tokyo #And then I’m also guessing that’s where Yoshiki’s dad stays so it’d explain why Yoshiki never goes and sees them or thinks about them #Every one of my posts is some rambling bullshit and then the real post is in the tags… should I separate some of these into actual posts?#Nah that seems like effort #Also that relatives thing is only in the official translation. Not the one you’ll find online #So idk how we as a fandom have decided to treat the canonness of those translations #the summer hikaru died #hikaru ga shinda natsu #hgsn #My hgsn shit

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silverstreams · 7 months

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me: spends a long time coming to terms with being aro-spec and dating apps being immensely stressful and not really being romantically attracted to people

me: fully accepts self as aro-spec

me also: gains two girlfriends

#me: if it happens it happens #you’ll never guess what happened #really nice little triad going #i know i never really talk about being polyam but it’s really nice #i tend to be pretty private about my relationships #so this is a rare mention from me #but things have been solid for a bit now so i’m growing a little more confident #silver stuff

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matznothere · 6 months

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me if you even care tbh

#you’ll never guess what media i rlly like rn #uenoyama is so me guys #(i know almost no guitar)#but wtvr he’s so me #uenoyama ritsuka #uenoyama given #ritsuka uenoyama #given anime #given #me as hell #mat talks words

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distraughtlesbian · 6 months

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literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble