#me as hell

[stuckinapril]

[gauntletgirlie]

Guilty as charged, your honour.

[elfinbloodbag]

Getting genuinely wound up by people in my discord who just boil Astarion (and Lae'zel) down to "mean bitchy asshole, i don't like" Sweetie if you don't have basic critical thinking or empathy they aren't for you 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[hoohoobeanie]

tommy having tomey bones in his top three youtubers ... smoshblr coded if u ask me

[matznothere]

me if you even care tbh

[pookiepiastri]

Woman screaming during Max Verstappen getting on the podium… you’re so me

[cpapsapphic]

lesbians when there’s women covered in blood at the function

[incorrect-hufflepuff]

Gryffindor: What’s up with Hufflepuff? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Ravenclaw: They're just a little overwhelmed.

Gryffindor: Why?

Ravenclaw: Slytherin smiled at them.

[sapphosdickandballs]

Sap I'm begging you please stop with the sneff post my dash is dying

Lol

How many complaints have I gotten about this lmao. I won’t do anymore but uhhh. Just a few more days. You could block the sneff tag or sm?

[drmarune]

I did make my comic/Manga/Internet persona or avatar of my I will use it as profile picture in the future

[grreenteas]

god I wish someone would buy me a fuggler

[wolfheartsz]

THHIs IS ME. ME AS HELL.

[holdingthelight]

I. You were cigarette smoke in a dusky blue Oldsmobile in a ghost town of a high school parking lot. We were by the gym and I could almost smell the sweat on their brows. Crunchy McDonald’s wrappers on the passenger floor. It comes flooding back to me when I’m away from the noise:

Our legs on the back of velvet theater seats. Our faces behind music notes. Both of your houses, but always your mom’s first. Your unfinished math homework. The colorless days of February. Shitty gas station beer. Lime green dress. St. Louis in September. Our Girlhood.

I wanted to be you. I wanted to know I could always know you. I wanted to walk this earth knowing that on my way to the equator I could always call you.

You dared me, mocked me, taught me, used me; come back - I have too much I need to tell you

[elfinbloodbag]

Yo fnaf fandom I did NOT need to be dragged right back into my Josh phase, please take some responsibility for your actions

[franken-fan]

a lot of bad came out of the car crash believe me but right now the thing that is pissing me off the most is all the fucking contact dermatitis from the airbag accelerant coating my arms

[iamtheonelascivious]

Those of us going home to our very Christian families for a very Christian holiday who’ll have to secretly watch the “Jesus Talk with Jim DeFroque” premiere…….i salute you 🫡