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The best, most husbands line in S2âŠ
#neil gaiman#you taunt us all#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#ineffable idiots#good omens s2#how have they never met a Jim?
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shit man he's downright POSTITNOTE'D
#ouma kokichi#kokichi oma#drv3#im so tired#good luck with may gamers lets get through it!!!!! (sleepiest voice imaginable)#i got nothhing else to say bye mwa#maiora draws#wait i do actually does anyone wanna see the bleedthrough#questionmark#*spooky bgm* there's a secret forurth kokichi that lives exclusively it the confines of other-side-of-the-page and a layer of varnish ooooo#its SO unimpressive <3 it's just there. buried under inappropriate use of material and postits#truly a nothing burger!!!#he just stares at me when i look throu the book. taunting.#you too can be haunted by the face of 'finish your fucking perspective studies maiora' for the LOW low price of asking nicely!!#as a gift <3#taunted#you get it#im babbling at this point all of this is in the name of a silly goofy time (mine) all is good#im v sleep deprived#i don't actually know english the more i think about it#i need to stop procrastinating im going back to stress time BYE HAVENICEDAY
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iâm thinking about that one post that talks about how the ring doesnât make the wearer invisible, but actually enhances whatever the wearerâs natural strengths already are- it multiplied sauronâs powers of control and raw destruction, hobbits are naturally sneaky, etc. basically how the reason the story tells us itâs an invisibility ring is because bilbo is the one telling the story, and he just assumed his experience was universal. isildur didnât go into the river invisible and uninjured, only to get shot when the ring abandoned him and he became a target again, he already had multiple arrows in him when he went into the water, but only succumbed to his injuries when the ring stopped magnifying his numenorean longevity and damage resistance.
so iâm thinking about hobbits, right? like yeah, theyâre small and quiet on their feet and invisibility totally tracks for them, but what if thatâs not their most impressive skill set?
iâm thinking about how all five of the hobbits whose stories we hear in full traveled enormous distances on foot with minimal difficulty. they all managed extreme altitudes, rough terrain, heavy snowfall, almost lava???, swamps, trees, jagged rocks and gravel, and just about every other possible terrain, not to mention hundreds of miles, without seeming to flag heavily or (genuinely) complain overmuch. despite being used to at least seven meals a day, they were able to keep up their pace on minimal rations, on foot, without losing stamina until the very end, which arguably had more to do with the ring than the trip itself.
my point being that hobbits are almost unnaturally good at traveling massive distances on (bare!)foot, and what if the ring picked up on that instead?
what if instead of going invisible, bilbo could teleport?
#the hobbit#lotr#bilbo baggins#iâm thinking like anywhere he could normally reach on foot given enough time#so he couldnât like teleport onto smaugâs back midair and kill him before he hits laketown#that way it doesnât nuke the plot#but like imagine how much faster he could have gotten to ravenhill!#he could have just blinked himself in between bolg and fili before he stabbed him!#the smaug confrontation would have been so much funnier too#like instead of smaug all taunting and sultry looking around like âwhere aaaare you? đâ#heâs like whipping himself around back and forth trying to track this weird little bug in his house that keeps ending up behind him somehow#make it real slapstick#i just think it would be cool#obviously frodo couldnât use it to blink himself to mordor for the same reason he canât really use the ring in canon either#sauronâs too awake for that#but bilbo could have some real fun i think#should probably put this in the writing tag#my writing
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"it's me!"
cassidy fnaf doodle thing
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alt versions also something showing the layers yes i know merging some of them wold've been helpful But i like to make things difficult for myself. So
#expect to see this on the dash a Lot... laugh emoji#it took me all of last night and like since i got home today so like a good 5 hours maybe unsure#cassidy fnaf#fnaf cassidy#fnaf#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#fnaf art#golden freddy#<- Sorry. he's just a mask in this picture#and i want people to see this#also my cassidy uses they/them but i don't expect people to follow that so it doesn't matter that much.#my art#five nights at freddys art#a very Neutral cassidy is present in this drawing usually they're drawn fairly angry looking#but i wanted to go for something different#i mean i lke to think that thety'd be pretty happy tormenting their killer#and taunting. youi know#with the whole You will not be spared... You will not be saved đ kind of attitude i mean#vengeful spirit face is literally smiling. so#i know that the photo is not representative of the vengeful spirits appearance yes but still#maci ignore me being cringe and posting fanart
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Hereâs Ship Art I did
I am A gabv1al fan I can deny it no longer
AND DAMNIT I REACHED 30 TAGS.
#ultrakill#gav1el#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#I used to not really jive with the ship#being so real here#I was kinda off put with how unhealthy the pairing COULD be#(ofc not shaming anyone for anything yâall enjoy what calls put to you !!!/gen)#but BUT- I couldnât get Gianniâs support off my mind YES IM BEING SERIOUS LMAO#and I kept on thinking and THINKING AND THINKING UNTIL I PEICED THINGS TOGETHER ONE:#V1 is a war machine we all know that. a war machine capable of very very stylish killing that requires VERY close attention#to rapid incoming detail.#so what if that was⊠emotionally too? what if#with their super duper observing powers V1 can basically Psychoanalyse#anyone it so desires#it could be a therapist deadass but itâs a war machine. okay not letâs turn to itâs most obvious client turning to Gabriel this broken#this âbroken broken angel#up an coming Angel right when DAD LEAVES. council in SHAMBLES oh I have several thoughts about the council but but so Gabriel is#living in a stressed environment and V1 winning several times is like- throwing this guy over the EDGE so much here that I do not have the#words to properly express my thoughts. uh I have a feeling that Gabriel bases his worth on how others around him react? on how his actions#are acknowledged?#ANYWAYS SO V1 AND GABE⊠I feel like V1 is the perfect ultraobservant subject to be the âonly one that listens.â#DO YOU GET WHERE IM GOING?#As Gabrielâs opponent#V1 watches and listens to Gabrielâs taunts and attacks.. and eventually digs into the pattern to find more patterns linking some taunts Toto#âoh shit this Angel is projecting.â âoh fuck this Angel doesnât have a great home life now does he?â#and then I donât know how yet but V1 some how communicateâs their finings to Gabriel and heâs just taken ABACK like#âomg you actually listen to me what?â cause I imagine that he isnât really HEARD up there they just work work work and donât meddle or humor#emotional shinanigans#quote on quote.
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Mermaid Day: Feeling Very Normal About Rhys Darby
Source: Samba Schutte's Behind the Flag OFMD S2 BTS "Mermaid Day" on YouTube.
#so normal about rhys darby#taunt us all you want rhys - this is in fact what we wanted#samba schutte is a gremlin god for sharing this#samba schutte is a blessing of blessings#go watch samba schutte's bts videos on youtube NOW!#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd s2e3#samba schutte#rhys darby#gifset#gifs#ofmd gifset#ofmd bts
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#not to make such a basic post#but good god... I love teasing people...#being tickled is great and all but hhhhh...#god I love being a ler#I am a shy ler and a gentle ler... and one who is easily flustered by a lee's reactions to being tickled... but lord have mercy...#if you let me tickle you... and especially if you lean into it or submit to me...#I will give you all the tickling you can stand#I will tease you with every taunt I know... I will call you cute... I will tell you what a great lee you are#I will say your spots out loud and let you dread/eagerly await being tickled there...#I will use every trick in the book to fluster and make you laugh...#Yes I am shy#Yes I will be flustered by you#But I am service oriented to my core and I will do everything I can to make sure you enjoy yourself as much as possible#I just love making people feel good and comfortable and happy#Like... what an honor to GET to do that for someone...#Yes I like being tickled... but giving that to someone else... nothing compares#That someone would even be willing to be that vulnerable... to let me make them laugh in such an uncontrollable way... or even if#they aren't a lee who laughs or who isn't particularly ticklish... whatever reactions they have#even if it's just grinning and enjoyment... even if it's just twitching... even if it sounds like whimpers or squeaks#I love all of it#ugh#I love all of it you guys#brainrot
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No actually,,
If the finale comes out and then they all somehow make it out alive and the producers and shit are like, "LOL APRIL FOOLS (a month late)" I think I will spontaneously combust.
#like if they just did all they did and said all theyâve said just to scare us#I mean thatâs funny#ON THEIR END#BUT LIKE#ON OUR END???#pain. suffering. agony.#I mean if I was a writer or producer or something I would also scare and taunt my audience#because itâs fun#BUT MAN.#I mean I doubt it#but a clown can hope#best gift ever if they did this#also the worst joke ever#all that stress and fear#for fucking nothing#ugh#if you canât tell Iâm terrified#tbb#the bad batch#tbb s3#tbb hunter#tbb wrecker#tbb crosshair#tbb tech#tbb echo#tbb omega
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#the forsblad agenda deepens#542... you are so important to me...#i was gonna add the fact that ekky does skew a little towards sweets even if he tries to pretend he doesnt#considering the âcookie on the ice cookie off the iceâ ritual but he doesnt do it as much anymkre#but he has admitted he does eat half a cookie on the road sometimes with his coffee#which he drinks black; forsy also drinks it black as well#thats not anything surprising considering a good portion of athletes take coffee black to cut back on sugars for health/preformance reasons#its a little surprising because i know forsy enjoys pastries to a certain extent because of fika#but also considering the stated above you dont get an adonis body without certain sacrifices...#and considering the contrast between the rest of the scandinavians admitting they either add cream or milk#(or drink tea woo go sasha!!) to their coffee#it really cements the oh!-ness of him going âi think its just black. straight up.â#two boys cutting back on sweets for the sake of hockey theres romanticism somewhere in there#this is all to say it makes me really happy to see forsy indulge in sweets in the offseason#anyways enough about that lets go back to whatever the fuck forsblad are on#truly cross continental pyschosexual flirting is going on#wdym youre using your cup day to taunt ekky whos (checks notes)#fucking around in the tennis court around the time these shenanigans have started#why are you so obsessed with getting his attention...#if we get an ekky quote about the flying i will in fact eat a shoe đ
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so many people, Clara included, say that Clara canât get the Sand Plague in the Changeling route, which is a real slap in the face because i got infected day two and remained infected for my entire run, so NO SABUROV, SHE CAN GET SICK
#fuck the harpist all my homies hate the harpist#that one quest for lara is what got me sick#i literally had shmowder to cure myself#but i never had enough health to use it#so it just sat in my inventory#taunting me#when anyone mentioned how clara canât get sick#i just imagine her staring at them#complexion pale white#no color on her lips#sweat POURING down her face#shaking with fever#and just being like#âlmao yeah you rightâ#pathologic hd#pathologic classic hd#pathologic#clara the changeling#clara saburova#clara pathologic
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a once in a lifetime miracle: oc art!! this is Shiva.
doodles from a month or so, but i cant really draw properly right now. but i wanted to do something meanwhile so i colored these :33
#oc art#i would explain a bit about Shiva but i think its way funnier if leave these images here without any context#it is up for you to guess what this thing is meant to be and what it's thinking#anyway about my drawing predictment this month#IT IS ART FIGHT MONTH and IM JEALOUS!! IM JEALOUS!!! want to participate SO BAD but i can't so i had to make SOMETHING#even if it was coloring month old doodles because i cant reallt draw properly rigjt nowđ#my body knows its art fight month and taunts me by making my hands hurt more than usualđ#and the flood is coming too and its like... you know what?? you can't draw now we say no#the uterus says no the hormones say no#so i cant really draw properly even outside of artfight right now BWUAHHHđđđ please be patient#a bit sad because this is the second year i cant participate over this YET TO BE CLINICALLY DIAGNOSED PERSISTANT PAIN OF 2 YEARS#((glance at medical system i hate the medical system here its so bad might as well have lit money on fire by this pointđ))#BUT ANYWAY I AM STILL FULL OF IDEAS THOUGH#SO ONCE THE FLOOD IS OVER I HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT TO DO!!!!! i just cant get my brain to work properly right now WWW#so do not worry... you will all be fed... I'll survive the hand pain of julyđ©·... HOPEFULLY DUNNO HOW TO TURN IT DOWN A BIT#please pray for the daily body pains to be lowered to their usual level so i can use my hands again once the flood is over thank youđ
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Government in one breath will act like it has no money to help the country's people with, but in the next breath, reveal they wasted ÂŁ8 million on a scheme to have an official portrait of the king in public institutions.
#uk politics#british politics#8...million....for a fucking picture....#are you fucking kidding me#may as well be hanging this up in schools as a taunt#aka 'look timmy we could have used money to fix any problems for you but instead#we wasted it on a fucking portrait of an unelected king'#if charles wanted to boost his ego so much#why didnt he pay for it#granted i dunno which intitution would want one#maybe royalist based ones#we all know they'll die for this monarchy at this point...
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LET HER REST PLEASEEEEEEEE
Can she not stay in prison for FIVE minutes????
I'm not strong enough for this......
#why is DC so fucking pressed to puppet around her soulless husk of a body 24/7#like will the offices expode if they cant draw her committing the stupidest and most heinously cruel war crimes like clockwork?#jesus fucking christ. piss me the fuck off#you have taken every piece of her character away from her and now are just taunting us (amanda waller fans) w this hollow cardboard creature#ridiculous. the first true big L for dc all in from me#no fucking concept of consequences either like LEAVE IN HER PRISON FOR A FEW YEARS. we just finished absolute power. let it settle#not even 6 months in jail. genuinely ridiculous#piss me the fuck off#also banner slapped together rq by me bc i can not have rando tumblr losers hating on my post. we do not do that here. not with her. keep it#to your fucking discord server#oh yeah and the panel in the banner was recolored by me like a few years ago. could be better but was necessary bc shes colored freaking#GREEN in the og panel
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also less irritating and more of a personal preference thing but i just feel really strongly in my itty bitty puppy heart that the purple in williams design should be more subtle. like do not get me wrong the full purple suit shit is BEAUTIFUL howeverrrrr............. consider the themes........................
#ik its mostly just used for meta audience recognition purposes and him wearing a shit ton of Ourple isnt weird in universe but still.#like purple signifying his ties to the murders. which becomes a tell for the audience#like be honest when you see purple in fnaf WHO out of all the characters do you think of. and what do you think of them doing...... Yeađ#WHICH then when you consider this with the masking shit(integral bit to his character BTW) it makes sense for the purple bits to be like....#smaller. subtler. less noticeable unless you KNOW. almost taunting too......#like LOOK!!! AUDIENCE!!!! you KNOW of my deeds and what im capable of!!! but everyone else doesn't!!! a beautiful symbol of my handiwork....#displayed proudly on my person but doenst conflict with my Act<33333#its VERY in character to me on a meta and textual levels đđ#willie fnafton
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âŠfour 7-star raids beaten in one day (in the span of under an hour and a half. Iâm not actually sure when I started the Incineroar raid in Scarlet but it was after six oâclock and it was half past seven when I finished the Serperior raid in Violet) which is pretty impressive given there are two games and only one raid event going on (I was not mentally well when the Incineroar raids were active. Iâd like to think thatâs as good an excuse as doing the Dondozo raids late because I was on holiday)
#incineroar#âŠthe Unrivaled!#serperior#âŠalso the Unrivaled!#pokĂ©mon scarlet#pokĂ©mon violet#pokĂ©mon#clefairy#delphox#yep itâs a jumbo raid update post#I doubt anyone was wondering why I didnât bring up the Incineroar raids after they ended but itâs bc I was planning on doing them later#all of these I beat on the first try today except the Incineroar raids in Violet#but thatâs because I was selected as the one to get taunted the first two times so I had to restart#(both times I had the exact same lineup of teammates (Mudsdale Weavile and Toxapex from left to right) in the exact same places#turns out the Incineroar raids are a lot easier when you take advantage of Incineroarâs Defense buffs with Psych Up#itâs not even that difficult to make the TM#I was planning on doing the Incineroar raids in Violet before doing the Serperior raids in Scarlet#but I didnât want to keep swapping the game cards around#I nearly ran out of PP on Mystical Fire in Scarlet bc I was instantly targeted by Gastro Acid after using Skill Swap#that wasnât a problem in Violet bc Slither didnât realise he could use Gastro Acid until a few turns after Overheat ran out of PP#both the raids in Violet ended in a crit but I donât think I needed the crit in the Serperior raids#anyway I think Kitsune has made his mother (Ribbon Fox the Unrivaled) proud
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Every time i see ads for language courses, I'm like, ooooh, should i?? Maybe it would be easier learning the language from someone whose job is to teach it? But then i remember i "studied" hebrew for 4 years in college, and all i graduated with were basic grammar rules and like 30 words.
#langblr#learning languages#saw an ad that was like â2 languages at the price of 1 !!!â and it opened old wounds#studyblr#never mind the fact that the education system forces you to cram as much as possible only to let go of that as soon as the exams are over#if you get stuck with someone who doesnât even want to teach or feels like teaching is a burden then forget about it#i will never forgive the idiot who âtaughtâ me hebrew during college.#that moron acted like he knew it all and then went ahead and taught us nothing#AND then started taunting us about the fact that we knew nothing#- âgotta admit his test were easy tho!â#yeah thats because they were the same things over and over and over#.....anyway#self study is not bad at all. i go st my own pace. learn what i want when i want. sometimes i find ways to test myself other times no#but thats ok. its the grammar and having no one to practice the language with thats difficult but fuck it we ball i guess
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