#you taunt us all

[lornainthewoods]

The best, most husbands line in S2…

[lightbulb-warning]

shit man he's downright POSTITNOTE'D

[spenglernot]

Mermaid Day: Feeling Very Normal About Rhys Darby

Source: Samba Schutte's Behind the Flag OFMD S2 BTS "Mermaid Day" on YouTube.

[dreamofbecoming]

i’m thinking about that one post that talks about how the ring doesn’t make the wearer invisible, but actually enhances whatever the wearer’s natural strengths already are- it multiplied sauron’s powers of control and raw destruction, hobbits are naturally sneaky, etc. basically how the reason the story tells us it’s an invisibility ring is because bilbo is the one telling the story, and he just assumed his experience was universal. isildur didn’t go into the river invisible and uninjured, only to get shot when the ring abandoned him and he became a target again, he already had multiple arrows in him when he went into the water, but only succumbed to his injuries when the ring stopped magnifying his numenorean longevity and damage resistance.

so i’m thinking about hobbits, right? like yeah, they’re small and quiet on their feet and invisibility totally tracks for them, but what if that’s not their most impressive skill set?

i’m thinking about how all five of the hobbits whose stories we hear in full traveled enormous distances on foot with minimal difficulty. they all managed extreme altitudes, rough terrain, heavy snowfall, almost lava???, swamps, trees, jagged rocks and gravel, and just about every other possible terrain, not to mention hundreds of miles, without seeming to flag heavily or (genuinely) complain overmuch. despite being used to at least seven meals a day, they were able to keep up their pace on minimal rations, on foot, without losing stamina until the very end, which arguably had more to do with the ring than the trip itself.

my point being that hobbits are almost unnaturally good at traveling massive distances on (bare!)foot, and what if the ring picked up on that instead?

what if instead of going invisible, bilbo could teleport?

[triglycercule]

less of horrordust eating face and killer watches more of them mauling eachother. also killer watches

[guppygiggles]

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[butterflieswhisper]

looping echidna beastlife gif from trying to figure out toonboom

[stars-n-spice]

No actually,,

If the finale comes out and then they all somehow make it out alive and the producers and shit are like, "LOL APRIL FOOLS (a month late)" I think I will spontaneously combust.

[ratatatastic]

[yourdeepestfathoms]

so many people, Clara included, say that Clara can’t get the Sand Plague in the Changeling route, which is a real slap in the face because i got infected day two and remained infected for my entire run, so NO SABUROV, SHE CAN GET SICK

[thedrotter]

a once in a lifetime miracle: oc art!! this is Shiva.

doodles from a month or so, but i cant really draw properly right now. but i wanted to do something meanwhile so i colored these :33

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Government in one breath will act like it has no money to help the country's people with, but in the next breath, reveal they wasted £8 million on a scheme to have an official portrait of the king in public institutions.

[fierykitten2]

One…

…two…

…three…

…four 7-star raids beaten in one day (in the span of under an hour and a half. I’m not actually sure when I started the Incineroar raid in Scarlet but it was after six o’clock and it was half past seven when I finished the Serperior raid in Violet) which is pretty impressive given there are two games and only one raid event going on (I was not mentally well when the Incineroar raids were active. I’d like to think that’s as good an excuse as doing the Dondozo raids late because I was on holiday)

[bisan-is-trying]

Every time i see ads for language courses, I'm like, ooooh, should i?? Maybe it would be easier learning the language from someone whose job is to teach it? But then i remember i "studied" hebrew for 4 years in college, and all i graduated with were basic grammar rules and like 30 words.

[thepandalion]

not to be annoying or anything but it's been 9 years since the release of indie game undertale

[mukuharakazui]

Being a friendly Medic in CTF is all about engaging in various shenanigans with your wives (all 3 of the defense class mercs)