#you may or may not all be in for it now

[st0rmyskies]

Omg Stormy the tags you put in your response. It took me a minute to realize what you meant and then I just covered my face and giggled like a schoolgirl. Now I NEED that, and it had me thinking how it would happen and I might have figured out a way.

o!Sky would still be having his urges, right? Which would mean he'd still be having his heat. I'm not saying they do it during his heat of course because we all know Sky would NOT be of the right mind to consent, but that being said--I know Sky suddenly going into heat would have the whole house in an uproar because "whoa, what the hell is going on with our new roomie? and why the hell does it smell like that?" And Time's gonna want a way to avoid ~that~ happening again or to at least help Sky when he learns that there is no way to avoid it, for the peace of the household and for Sky's comfort. I know o!Sky and his Time are bonded so it would be him that Sky actually wants (unless I'm misunderstanding heats, it's been a minute since I've read through the series) but maybe the souls are close enough that the bonds could be appeased by Townhouse!Time anyway. Of course it would take a lot for Sky to even entertain the idea, if he even would. But I just thought that would be an interesting situation/perhaps solution.

That being said, I don't even know if Time would survive a heat. That man is not built for marathon sex of that caliber which is also a really funny image.

We're referring to this ask, of course.

Funnily enough the reason I didn't respond to this ask immediately was because I fell down the "how often do people die during sex anyway" and found that (1) men die more often during consensual sex, who's surprised, and (2) even so, deaths during consensual sex equal less than 1% of all sudden deaths. Causes tend to be cardiovascular and again, who's surprised that sildenafil (Viagra) is thought to play a role for two reasons:

It's a phosphodiesterase inhibitor (PDE-5). For those of you lucky enough to have never suffered through pharmacology, the original intended purpose of this medication was to treat pulmonary hypertension, which can negatively impact heart function. Inhibition of PDE-5 induces relaxation of smooth (or involuntary) muscle, such as those muscles in the vessels of the body, but there's something called 'too much of a good thing' and you can cause problematic levels of hypotension with this medication. (The same mechanism that addresses pulmonary hypertension also happens to have fortuitous effects in the corpus cavernosum, or the spongy erectile tissues in the penis, hence sildenafil was able to be marked in two ways.)

Many but not all men who need sildenafil for their extracurricular activities may be infirm in other ways. Perhaps the vigorous workout of sex was just a bit too much for them, or maybe it was their time.

Anyway, setting my physio nerd hat aside, I'm not sure HSH!Time would survive a heat alone--meaning, without divvying up o!Sky's needs with other participants. At best, his jaw is going to get a wicked cramp. At worst, he might need to spend two weeks or so out of the saddle afterward trying to recoup his, erm, functionality. At worst-worst, well, at least he died doing what he loved?? I suppose???

My hc regarding alphas/omegas and those from other universes is that there's not a whole lot of characteristic cross-over when it comes to things like scent or sexual performance. There's a high likelihood, in fact, that o!Sky might just always smell weird af and/or downright bad to those who aren't of omegaverse origin.

As far as Sky's preferences during heat, while anyone he's willing to be with can certainly help him through it, only alpha!Time can fill that void and bring him the greatest relief.

[stemmmm]

more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

[ruporas]

dragon meat, you, and me

[demaparbat-hp]

Existential Nihilism Squad™

[hellsitegenetics]

ive gotten maybe 200 trick-or-treat asks so far which conjures the imagery of my front door being swarmed with children while i desperately throw bugs and yell "TRICK!!! TRICK!!!!"

[iamanartichoke]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -

I am fine with "the audience" -

downloading my fics

printing my fics

copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics

sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3

making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss

doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc

I am not fine with "the audience"

doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity

feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever

Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.

Enjoy the fandom things.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.

(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)

[beeturtlle]

Maizula nation please where r u

[hamletthedane]

Still laughing at Brian May offhandedly writing the greatest understatement in the history of academia in his astrophysics doctoral dissertation:

Ah, yes - “various pressures.” Like being one of the greatest guitarists ever and playing/writing/singing for the most legendary rock band of all time.

Those various pressures.

[paradox-n-bedrock]

me in big fandoms: oh cool, it's so active and there's so many people to vibe with, this is amaz-

*finds my niche angle that appeals to approximately six people*

me: okay, folks, it's you and me now

[daydreamerwonderkid]

I know WFA is too OOC for some people, but I need that shit right now.

I do love seeing the Batfam beating the shit out of each other. I like how messy their relationships are and I have always loved flawed characters.

But idk, man, Batman #138 just really crossed a line for me and I need a reminder that there are other depictions of Bruce that aren't so fucking heinous.

I'll take this shit:

Over this shit:

Any. Fucking. Day.

[marisashinx]

"Why hasn't Silver woken up yet...?"

[mumblesplash]

in honor of last season’s poem being called “”end poem”” (all quotes mandatory) this season i made one out of pieces of the actual end poem

[noxcheshire]

I am sick, dizzy, and can barely think but you know what would be WILD?

If the DC universe was an echo of Danny’s world. What if the continents of their planet shifted enough where Amity is now in New Jersey and had then become Gotham.

And when Danny died underneath the portal a part of his death fractured and imprinted itself into those various worlds. One of them being Gotham, where Danny’s home ironically used to be where Wayne Manor used to be.

So just imagine it, you’re coming back from patrol, grimy, sweaty, and with questionable intentions by dressing as an overgrown bat when suddenly the lights dim. It dims and brings darkness, only enough light to catch the beady marble eyes of the bats you fear.

And then electricity jumps in the middle of the room, flinging itself around like an agitated snake in wide open circles.

Everyone is backing away, some weary, some cursing, some just half way out of their own suit.

And then a child — barely as old as your youngest now, flickers to life before you, screaming and screaming, wailing in pain as the scent of burning flesh mingles into the air. You can see the boy, black hair and blue eyes that underneath the bright light that burns them is causing black to turn white, and blue to turn green.

The electricity crackles and when the boy is about the drop, limp, certainly lifeless, he vanishes as if nothing had ever been there.

But he comes back, he always comes back, in the moment of calm and in the moment of despair, echoing that painful wailing of death.

It’s so wrong.

It’s very, very wrong.

It didn’t even matter anymore why the boy showed up, only that this moment of pain continues to haunt the cave of heroes.

Continuously haunting, even as some whispered apologizes when the boy appeared. Continuously haunting, even as some provided songs of comfort when the boy appeared. Continuously haunting, even as stories of Gotham are told and promises (though uncertain and flimsy at best) are spoken to the wailing boy who always drops fast and disappears just as quickly.

Always, it was the same.

Until one day it wasn’t.

The electricity crackled like it always did. A spark, and then a calamity of light. And the boy would be there, uncurling himself into a tense position as he would wail.

But not this time.

Instead the boy curled himself in the air, calm as can be, almost as if he were sleeping. Even the electricity that they have learned to dance away from was calm, gentle, like ocean waves.

And when the electricity vanished, the boy did not, instead dropping to the floor where Dick was quick to catch him, grunting in preparation of weight only to show alarm at how thin the boy truly was.

On that face that has haunted them all for months is just a boy, sleeping, and scarred. A boy breathing very slow, slower than what they would like, but here in the physical realm with them.

Dick brushed back bangs of black hair, and slowly, ever so slowly, glazed blue eyes stared back.

[lass-us-slay]

So I read a prompt about how Wonder Woman found Danny in a trash can (don’t remember which one) and I was bored.

So I took that lil info and made it into an AU.

So basically, Danny get yeeted into this unknown universe and has no where to live. And no where to live means no money. No money means no food. No food means Danny can’t keep his human half sustained.

So what does he do?

Decides to not change into a human and live in a trash can.

Yes you heard that right, live in a trash can.

Because he’s a ghost, he doesn’t have to worry about the germs and stuff. But that doesn’t mean he lives in just any trash can! He lives in a clean one ☝️

AND he also decorated it with his name so other people know it’s his!

And so Danny has been here for a while now and realizes

Holy shit there’s hero’s here- you know what, why doesn’t he have hero’s back home?!

And being minorly annoyed jealous (but he’s never admitting that)he thought:

Well since there’s hero’s here already, guess I’m not needed.

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Good. I’m tired af

And so Danny caries on his life, being content with his trash can and scaring whoever comes into his alley. It’s fun. Sure he sometimes needs to ugh overshadow people to feed his human side, but other than that.

It’s going great.

But Danny doesn’t realize that with Amity gone (or smth, you choose) which was his haunt, he slowly makes the trash can into his new haunt.

And slowly but surely, Danny’s beloved haunt trash can starts to become other worldly kinda.

Yk because of the ectoplasm.

So now Danny’s lovely trash can haunt has more space inside and- Hey Danny can actually sleep in it better!! And he got some company too!

In the form of blob ghosts.

Two actually.

They keep his trash can clean and help purifying some corrupted ectoplasm that he finds. Because for some reason this universe’s ectoplasm seems half way artificial and tastes a bit weird. Which is where the blob ghosts help out in.

Everything was great.

Danny was loving the trash can life style.

He has two blob ghosts friends. Which he named Sam and Tucker, and yea they couldn’t talk but that was fine.

He wasn’t lonely, he wasn’t. He had two very much talking friends like Sam and Tucker.

However one day two weirdly dressed people- oh they were hero’s.

Well anyway they found him, one woman stripper and one furry guy.

But it was on accident! He was just peaking out of his beloved haunt trash can, and they spotted him.

He stared, they stared back.

Then the woman stripper asked him questions, even when he said:

“Don’t mind me, have a nice day!”

But they just kept bother him and giving him weird looks and glances.

Which- rude.

Didn’t they see his mark on his haunt trash can? Obviously it means it’s his home, so they shouldn’t be bothering him still. He’s safe as can be.

Plus.

It’s not like he’s looking at them in suspicion and weirdness, I mean look at them! What kinda cheep knock off vampire fury mix and American stripper style clothing are those!

They should mind their own business!

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Just a silly lil drawing of this lmao, don’t mind me.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

GORGEOUS DRAWING OMG YOU'RE SO TALENTED MATE!!!

We need more Magneto protecting his Charles with all his will>>>>>

thank you much my friend !!!!!!!!! might i offer you a small gift..

and a bonus. if you will.