#you little son of a gun

[airbenderedacted]

What is one wander over yonder quote that will forever be stuck inside your head? For me, it’s lord hater mispronouncing the robomechabotatron and peepers crying and screaming during the credits of The Buddies.

ok putting me on the spot makes me forget most of them </3 like when i'm asked to speak in spanish JKABNJHDSBDs but the first one to come to mind is,

"Okay, no need to panic..."

"I'm NOT! :]"

i will perhaps keep adding to this as more come to me over time 😋✌

[fantasykiri5]

RIZ “THE BALL” GUKGAK EVERYBODY 👏👏👏👏👏

(Transparent vers under the cut)

[patrickztump]

still find it funny that pete wentz wrote "i am your worst nightmare" knowing full well this guy was going to be the one singing it

[harpuiaa]

i've been dead and gone bc of school and jobsearching and everything happening all at once but ive been playing the boktai series games lately and i'm enjoying it a lot. I just got past the third boss in boktai 2. I don't know why but i'm enthralled with these games, i highly recommend them

[firstroseofspring]

exploring klingon ridge variation!

[aint-on-autopilot]

“MMMMMMMM!”

— @blus-fire-starter

Howdy, Pyro! How ya doin'? Don't think I have any matches on me right now, partner. My apologies.

[itsagrimm]

Something tells me that König did not have a usual childhood not just because of anxiety.

He entered military service with 17, which requires parental permission. Many kids in the german speaking countries still go to school when 17. König's parents being okay with their kid not pursuing education, which is highly socially expected of young people in all german-speaking countries, but instead actively allowing him to join the army, is extremely unusual.

Also, the military does not have the same social standing in Austria or Germany as let's say in the USA. It is not a very common thing people do here - especially minors.

Like, did his parents want him gone? Or did they actually felt like that was the best choice for their son because of circumstances unknown to us? Or did 17-year-old-König convince his parents AND the enlist officer to allow him to join the army somehow, giving an anxiety plagued teen a gun? And what kind of environment would allow that?

[imreaallyasorry]

I’m getting jumped for this one

[ruvviks]

i might go ahead and start just cause 3 posting again. probably just for a little bit like what i did with the evil within

[toriliashine]

zagreus: ok ok im back yet again, got too cocky with the sword, or more like rat poisoned? ha that's an ironic joke i'd laugh at if that didn't suck so much anyway i dont feel that mad tbh, time to renovate or talk to ny-

hades: tsk tsk tsk...

zag- im going to kill you old man, the next time you see me i am going to be juiced up with the gauntlets of power and grind your fucking bones to dust with the aid of the olympians you hate so much try me just try me OLD MAN YOU-

[1spooky-dad]

Yeah your boss might be weird but does he write fanfic of you saving your coworkers from evil clown dolls? Did he kill off one of your coworkers in said fanfic? I think not.

[flufflecat]

half of his bodyweight is gonna be hair alone

[unproduciblesmackdown]

oh yeah also have to shout out the young queer theatre-enjoyer (as doer or audience) with christian parent experience of "at least i can be in the choir & be one of like 2-4 tenors & enjoy singing harmonies & most of practice is just chilling b/c it's 95% playing the melody 50x for the twenty sopranos who still don't have it down" while also not having to deal with sitting in the midst of the pews or whatever

[orcelito]

Announcing my newest blorbo in the form of a mini spam at 3 am. As is proper in the world.

[chongoblog]

Things That Happen In Gravity Falls Without Context

It's implied that rich people control their children with a bell

A single episode is shockingly reminiscent of both Five Night's at Freddy's and Doki Doki Literature Club. This episode came out 3 years before DDLC and one month after FNAF

Mabel kisses Strong Bad

There are two clones of the main character that are still alive and living in the woods

Larry King confirms that llamas are nature's greatest warriors

An old couple is killed by rap music

One of the scariest monsters in the show is eaten alive and loves every second of it

Neil Cicierega wrote a song for it that was unfortunately never used (yes, seriously)

Everyone in the town is a tad strange, except, ironically, Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale

Boy bands are kept as pets

A character proves she is pure of heart by performing a drug bust on gnomes (this does not work)

Zombies are defeated by Ke$ha

The most discourse-generating part of the show is a 12 year old giving a time traveler a snowglobe

And old man almost fucks a spider

When someone tells you they don't have a tattoo, believe them.

Fucking up a science fair will inevitably lead to your brother being stuck in another dimension

If you stick your head in a portal, you speak in code for a little bit before you turn into a hillbilly

Get your son to pay attention to you by creating a mech beast

We are all blanchin', unless we find a cool gun.

By the end of the show, the mayor's last name is "Cutebiker"

The president gives Dipper a negative 12 dollar bill

Bill Cipher

[beast-of-the-void]

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