#without context

[chongoblog]

Things That Happen In Gravity Falls Without Context

It's implied that rich people control their children with a bell

A single episode is shockingly reminiscent of both Five Night's at Freddy's and Doki Doki Literature Club. This episode came out 3 years before DDLC and one month after FNAF

Mabel kisses Strong Bad

There are two clones of the main character that are still alive and living in the woods

Larry King confirms that llamas are nature's greatest warriors

An old couple is killed by rap music

One of the scariest monsters in the show is eaten alive and loves every second of it

Neil Cicierega wrote a song for it that was unfortunately never used (yes, seriously)

Everyone in the town is a tad strange, except, ironically, Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale

Boy bands are kept as pets

A character proves she is pure of heart by performing a drug bust on gnomes (this does not work)

Zombies are defeated by Ke$ha

The most discourse-generating part of the show is a 12 year old giving a time traveler a snowglobe

And old man almost fucks a spider

When someone tells you they don't have a tattoo, believe them.

Fucking up a science fair will inevitably lead to your brother being stuck in another dimension

If you stick your head in a portal, you speak in code for a little bit before you turn into a hillbilly

Get your son to pay attention to you by creating a mech beast

We are all blanchin', unless we find a cool gun.

By the end of the show, the mayor's last name is "Cutebiker"

The president gives Dipper a negative 12 dollar bill

Bill Cipher

[rufwooff]

I finally like how I draw him

[pheroyyay]

imagine you’re a hotel worker. two tall british dudes come to stay. you deliver them room service and they’ve completely decorated their room for halloween. there’s a giant neon skeleton on their couch. one of them is now talking in an american accent when he answers the door. you get a noise complaint from both their neighbours about screams and loud gay innuendos.

[cokoweee]

Let’s play the “how consistent is Coko” game

I’m losing. Okay I run now 💃💃💃

<===—Shhh….quiet link

[thebladeblaster]

Iruma-kun manga without context 9

[tonix3]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[marvelsgirl616]

no context: daredevil: born again.

[fuzzynecromancer]

Babe would you still love me if I was a hologram in the penultimate episode of Star Trek Lower Decks?

[spinnysocks]

i love this stupid show /affectionate

[senoritaevelina]

Sonic 3 without context:

[to-infinity-and-lesbianing]

[chongoblog]

THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THE WAYSIDE SCHOOL BOOKS WITH NO CONTEXT

The blueprints were sideways, so now the school is 30 stories tall

They forgot to add the 19th floor, where Miss Zarves teaches.

Elevators are installed to deal with the long climb. They are only used once and can never be used again.

A dead rat tries to sneak into class by wearing multiple raincoats

School's closed due to cows

World's number one ice cream lover devastated that she can't taste ice cream named after herself.

The third book is called "Wayside School Gets A Little Stranger". They don't appear until the end.

The author's self insert eats a woman alive. He would then go on to write "Holes" 20 years later.

One of the stories is called "What?". It's written backwards.

There are three Erics. To remember which is which, they each have nicknames that reflect the polar opposite of their actual selves.

A boy and a girl trade names, which inspires the rest of the class to do the same, leading to an incredibly confusing reading experience.

Benjamin Nushmutt accidentally is called a completely different name, and Ben is too shy to correct anyone about it

After long deliberation between all of the classmates, Calvin decides that he wants a tattoo of a potato on his ankle

One character falls into the Wayside equivalent of the backrooms for three chapters

Two students accidentally resurrect their old teacher with potato salad

One student is so unpleasant that the lunch lady finds out a substitute teacher is stealing the children's voices because he says "Have a nice day" in her voice.

One of these is directly referenced in Deltarune

Pickle hypnosis

[thescrolls-haveforetold]

The way of Boethiah, a Snake in the grass.

[clintwaffle]

Assassin's Creed Shadows without context

[thebladeblaster]

Iruma-kun without context 10

[zeherili-ankhein]

This is what line without context doess 😭💀 lmaooo