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h00tzz · 9 months ago

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Some Helmet Party cuz it’s pride month and I miss them

#also I need to get back into posting my art #some of these are old doodles #sorry to everyone who followed me for Eddsworld </3 #you get old man yaoi now #some of this is inspired by @seagiri because umm yum #tf2 #team fortress 2 #engineer tf2 #soldier tf2 #helmet party

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rev-velvet · 6 months ago

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I find it extremely funny that Craig and Octavio are running a booth together at Grand Fest. Like you KNOW Octavio was probably like "Look your granddaughters and my grandchildren former soldiers are all here to have a good time. So truce." And then they get to old man gossiping and then maybe some reminiscing about before the war and their past friendship and words left unsaid and and and

#rev's ramblings #Can you tell I went insane when I saw they two of them sitting together at the Splatband booth #I had a old man yaoi overload sorry bout that guys #But fr I don’t know what to call it but it’s kinda nice that after over 100 years the two of them can just chill together again #Though that's got me thinking on what new enemies we'll get in the next game #Cause after this I don't think they can justify using the Octarians anymore after showing they aren't really a threat like they were #But that's for later right now we got Splatoon Pride to go to right now #splatoon 3 #splatoon #grand fest splatoon #grand festival #cuttletavio #you already know

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orange-fresh · 4 months ago

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Warning: OLD parkour Yaoi

10 likes and I might consider digitalizing this

#parkour civilization fanart #clownpierce x old man #old man x clownpierce #parkour civ #parkciv old man #old man parkciv #clownpierce parkour civilization #parkour civilisation fanart #the parkour villain #parkour villain #parkour civilization #clownpierce #branzycraft #branzypierce #clownzy #dare i say. the first parkciv fanart I post is freaking Clownzy #shocking tbh #yeah the old man is branzy you guys case closed #old man yaoi #I mean childhood best friends to enemies is kinda spicy y'know #(this is the good ending where the old man and the villain actually get closure I am very delusional)#made the two block vertical upwards three sixty brewing stand jump to change the course of their relationship so now it's happier #apologies in advance #parkourcivilization #old man #jesterboomer #←(came to edit) apparently this is the name approved by the parkour yaoi community

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in-this-essay-i-wont · 6 months ago

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Yk I think a lotta the bill cipher designs out there are definitely underestimating how WEIRD this guy is like. No bro he would not be a suave, put together, sane looking handsome man/thing. Ohhh no bro he gonna look fucking WEIRD and he definitely acts the part in the show. Like the way he talks, the way he carries himself, as much as he’s good in the art of manipulation, he is incredibly off putting about it.

Tbh? This is probably what drew ford in more then anything else. Bill manipulated him yeah- but he was also just so confident in his weirdness- he was ODD and not shy about that idea. He enjoys being odd to humans, he enjoys their discomfort. And ford never had a place to be as odd as he is, as much as he thought gravity falls would provide this refuge- it was ultimately bill. Bill was this big weird off putting refuge from the normal world that ford always craved so dearly.

#terminal old man yaoi #I’m so tired GET THEM OIT OF MY HEADDDD #they won’t LEAVE #tbh??? my ostracized ass?????? falling for all bills stupid tricks immediately #as unfortunate as this is. I understand ford. its so bad bc he’s literally such as asshole but GOD THATS HOW IT IS #like when you can’t connect with ANYONE in ANY significant Fucking Way. the only way to cope without spiraling completely is getting like a #crazy superiority complex. it’s so bad but it’s so real.#like ohhh no one likes me??? what if I act like an egomaniac??#no bro that does NOT make it better😭🙏#luckily I got hella humbled but uh. now it’s the other way. there’s not a good answer for this #gravity falls #standord pines #billford #bill cipher #bill ci the triangle guy

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asweetprologue · 2 years ago

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i know probably nobody following me is even relatively in this fandom but I just finished s5 of the dragon prince and I gotta tell you. the canonical lovechild of the gay-coded villains was not something I saw coming

#OLD MAN YAOI MPREG REAL?????????#when he said OUR child I stg I have never been more shocked appalled and enthralled in my life #like it makes sense of course it was made from a joining of....... fluids.........#magic sex ritual tbh #and then to immediately divorce??#I can't believe this shit #the dragon prince #tdp #viren #aaravos #viren x aaravos #viravos #they've always been strangely compelling in a deeply fucked up way but I didn't think the show knew that #they said we've given you 4.9 seasons of some of the best queer rep on tv #now get ready for the most toxic shit you can imagine

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phonification · 4 months ago

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i thought about spades slick again and i fell to the ground clutching my knees in tears

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macaroni-stars · 7 months ago

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EVERYBODY FREEZE, NEW REBUILD THE GALAXY TRAILER DROPPED

LOOK MY BABYGIIIRL

#luke skywalker #enjoying his retirement AS GOD INTENDED.#the way he's on an ocean planet too makes me giggle so hard #and MARK IS BACK #I MIGHT CRY #now-#i'm really hoping they end up showing the rest of the fab four in the series..#okay okay fine I just wanna see han..#but can you blame me IT'S THE CLOSEST TO OLD MAN YAOI SKYSOLO THAT WE CAN GET #I CAN TASTE IN ON MY FINGERS #i haven't been that excited about any of the new projects but they showed luke and I have risen #ridiculous.#star wars #rebuild the galaxy

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crossbackpoke-check · 2 months ago

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the work is certainly not in progress, but it is wednesday !!

#OLD MAN BROADCASTER YAOI #me when i get possessed last night like okay hear me out—#and there’s nothing to hear except me like mickey redmond/ken daniels holy jumpin’ prompt.#do you want to see the flannel. because i envisioned a flannel and it EXISTS. and then also there is [redacted] idea about flannel which i #would likely not do but would put in the end notes lmaoooooo just for fun after i edited it 😭#anyway. would you still love me if i made this a prompt #the reason the work is not in progress is because i started trying to write the prompt and as you can see by my little comment highlights #i have re-written the exact same thing like 8 times rip & no i am not happy with it. beaming it into the universe who wants to plot with me #liv in the replies #also it’s under a read more for literally no reason except i like to keep secrets??? i guess???#eternal battle between i want the people who i know would like this & know about it to brainstorm vs i want it to be a complete surprise #ALSO NO ONE COME FOR ME I KNOW THE CAMERA CREW IS NOT USUALLY THERE FOR HIM BETWEEN THE BENCHES JUST PRETEND OK I DON’T LIKE THAT SENTENCE #AND PARAGRAPH ANYWAYYYY we’re. workshopping. the work is shopping. the work is THINKING about shopping and that’s hard enough.#will it get fixed in post yeah but right now i simply have to bully myself to the point of even committing to the fact of a post at all #ignoring the fact i haven’t picked up the 2353 joe outsider pov prompt yet. nor have i finished razor in a blazer. no one look at me ok 🫡

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vonlipvig · 2 months ago

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You have COMPELLED me to go and watch Conclave with your old man yaoi posting I hope you’re HAPPY

believe me i could not be more thrilled CONCLAVE NATION WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

#BLESSED BE THE OLD MAN YAOI AMEN!!!!#i hope you enjoy it anon! have fun!!!#ive gotten like at LEAST 6 people to watch this movie. maybe more.#i should start getting invited to movie festivals now. sundance here i come! /j #conclave #juli answers

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cult-of-the-eye · 2 months ago

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fuuuuuuck i'm wilding this is like 2018 bbc sherlock levels of delusion come ON

#i was such a sucker for the “im the only person in the world who truly gets you” shit #back when i was like 14 and traumatised as shit #and i just #i hate seeing it #because it reminds me of the disappointment i felt when i realised thats not realistic #ive done a whole lot of learning and growing since i was 14 #and man i dont want to be reminded of how lonely and desperate for scraps of love back then #im better now #i have a more stable sense of self and respect for myself and understanding of reality #i know who loves me and what they love me for #and yet here i am #anyway im overthinking #i just like the silliness and the medical malpractice and the old man yaoi #not the love confessions where they confess they're actually soul mates this whole time #i dont want to look for crumbs #anyway #i think i just spiralled #pls dont read the tags #rambles #cult rambles

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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 months ago

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waiting for marvel to take you up as their comic artist so that we can have amazing art with cherik official storyline

marvel hire me to draw professor x and magneto making out sloppy style for forty issues straight you will get a BAJILLION dollars i promise

#fave #snap chats #'professor x' what are you a cop. moving on #vjeLKVJEALKV thank you much my friend one can only dream .....#you know whats so funny tho this just reminds me how like. My Number One Cheerleader was my highschool english teacher #she also ran the comic club in case thats relevant. because i was a part of that club OBVIOUSLY #i used to want to be a comic book artist but now i dont but anyway as a part of this club we'd have to draw comics sometimes #and alllll the time my teach would be so happy to get my stuff and she'd always be like #'[Snap] please promise me you'll never give up comics i want to read a comic from you one day' and stuff like that #i think id throw up laughing if i got to email her one day like 'omg hey teach 1.) im not a moody teenager anymore #2.) i got to work for marvel check it out <3' and i have to send her old man yaoi JLVKEJLKAEVJE #FUNNIEST TIMELINE IN THE WORLD I'D ACTUALLY DIE LIKE PLEAAAASSEE THATS ALL I COULD EVER WANT IN LIFE #on the realest note tho i didnt appreciate her enthusiasm enough. i wish i could tell her thank you someday #i think of her a lot whenever im in the dumps about my work she really is one of my biggest motivators #like i guess i COULD just shoot an email. maybe if i actually do something cool with comics or something #i dont even know if she remembers me so it'd just be bizarre wouldnt it #ANYWAYS. sappy story time's over theres a matcha crepe cake with my name on it BYYYYYEEEEE

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explomb · 28 days ago

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my preferred ship dynamic is "you were weird and I was curious and before I knew it I was on one knee begging you to never leave". it's Icarus and the sun. It's "you are what makes me feel most alive you awful awful creature " and I have a terrible habit of making normal, well adjusted dynamics into this beautiful mess.

#this is a long winded request for ship recs #this was originally about egonoa but honestly the more i described it the more it felt like budget lonely eyes #lowkey fruk #gihun/inho a bit too now that i consider it #this brand of old man yaoi please #normal ship: exists me: ooay but what if you loved and hated each other in equal measure #this is my escapism #bonus if they get divorced and remarry

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hauntingblue · 4 months ago

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ARCANE DAY

Episode 4 and 5 in the tags and:

SALO BEING A VIKTOS FOLLOWER??? CRAZY. ALSO BOTH VIKTOR MISSING JAYCE AJDHSKSJ also cait has kinda calmed down... and I am sure she misses vi so I KNOW this is going to happen to her soon.... we aren't getting much of her feelings yet... she's still too onto Jinx to catch up on where ambessa is going...

DID JAYCE JUST KILL SALO??? WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE

Also vander not recognizing vi at first until she gives up fighting.... incredible ALSO vander and silco being miners and vi wearing her gauntlets that were initially thought out for miners.... damn

This is my favourite episode so far....

Episode 6 here:

Sky really being there..... of course she is....

Ambessa training caitlyn.... of course thats her new daughter akdjskms Tunnels in your eyes.... GIRL!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU DON'T NEED RIGHT NOW also the guy outside is a mage... ambessa is such a hypocrite

Vi and Jinx vs ambessa and cait.... this was always about class war don't get it twisted SINGED!!! TRAITOR!!!!

ARE THEY GOING TO SEE VIKTOR???? I looove how viktors touch on their faces leave "scars" so recognizable

Did isha just take the gem from vi's gauntlets??? Omg I wasn't expecting viktor to build a hippie commune to be honest omg he looks so good.... with the blonde underhairs.... and I do believe that's the same blanket....

And of course viktor knows who vander is.... nvm he diesnt know omg viktor asking for Powder.....

We are getting viktor horsegirl montage.... omg the vander momtage I can't..... omg they wanna stay.... singed is gonna fuck all this up NOOOOO 😭😭😭 they are already there I am going to kms

CAITLYN STOP THIS MADESSS!!! ✋️ CAITLYN!!!!! VI KILL THIS MAN!!! OMG CAITLYN...... mongoose... yeah.... and fuck you too.... CUPCAKE!!!! ABOUT TIME!!!! CAITLYN I SAID STOP THIS MADNESS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!! And jayce too 😭😭😭 we're never making it out of the fissures

It's such a shame the spit on here won't work like on challengers.... one can only pray I guess

Jinx experiencing the "there's nothing more undoing as a daughter" moment.... incredible

"Your absence provided a vacuum I was able to fill" TO VI???? I KNEW THAT HAND HOLDING IN THE COMMANDER SCENE WAS SUS AKDHKASJ maddie exists and ambessa knows that and still.... it was not filling her mother's void...

YES CAITLYN!!! YES!!!!! VI is so hot I am distracted... ambessa was right.... now what the fuck will jayce fuck up??? Thats the question... NOT ANOTHER CHILD!!! jayce is a menace... the guys smiling at jayce are viktor... maybe the child even....

JINX KILL THAT MAN!!! NVM VANDER KILL THAT MAN!!! JAYCE YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!! JAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEN I GET YOU JAAAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Isha what are you going to do omg 😭😭 did she kill vander... another powder... my god another week...

That was such a good fucking episode too.... and caitlyn didn't go insane when finding Jinx that is a step forwards but viktor can't be dead... no fucking way... he was giving himself away for the people and he was going to finally die by saving vander and look at what we got... no wonder viktor hates his guts. Jayce you were so good in act one.... what happened..... alright. Christ.... another week....

#FUCKING MADDIE?????????????? NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYY #fucking maddie??? yes she is fucking her. christ. jinx was right vi should have hit before all of that.... maddie bet her to it 😭😭😭#i have tears in my eyes aldjaodjsk no fucking way what the heeeeeeell ooooh my goooood nowaaayyaaayyyaaaayyyy #and cait looks so pretty....... she is still focused on jinx.....#omg isha..... jinx gave up jinx??? what...... ambessa is making hextech... so jayce is still missing.... well she is trying #and mel is still missing too.... christ and ekkos friend is sympathetic to jinx... mmhmhmmmmm also ambessa clocks everything aldjakaj #cait has calmed down.... what is happening... she is now only violent towards jinx i guess. ambessa is opening that wound over and over oof #THE MIDDLE FINGER AKDBAKSBKANSKA sevika is unifying the underground i knew it!!! yes!!!! jinx show up!!!!#cait paying homage to her mother while rictus beats up some guy.... her suffering meking her an enabler to those actions... yeah #oh no..... they know.... isha lighting the fire like jinx did.... sevika getting her arm cut... ISHA BEAT HIM UUUP!!! JINX!!!! omg singed..#enforcer vi becoming part of her hallucinations... its so over... also silco... jinx kill this man. not ambessa... omg jinx run....#she likes iiiit yeeeeahhhh.... ekkos friend... . and THE BROTHEL LADY... SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS!!! SHE IS SO GLAD!!! WARWICK!! FUCK SHIT UP!!#OMG HE RECOGNIZES HER!!!!! HE SPEAKS!!!!! WHAT A FUCKING MASSACRE OUTSIDE BUT HE DOES RECOGNIZE HER!!!!#CALL VIIIII THROW A PARTY WE ARE A FOUR PEOPLE HOUSEHOLD NOW!!! FIVE WITH SEVIKA!!! COME ON AT LEAST TRY!!!#his eyes changing color... singed you are nothing compared to a fathers love... jinx complaining about not really having killed powder....#she didnt and vander recognises that.... amazing omg........#THE CAIT IN BED HALLUCINATION AND JINX THERE!!!! its so weird seeing them both like this.... jinx wanting to help him.... ofc...#THEY GOT VANDER???? also you know whats funny... the cape makes cait look like silco... it looks red even #why is singed based.... OMG MEL!!! HER BROTHER!!!!! OH MY GOD VIIII LOOKS SO GOOOD!!!! HER GAUNTLETS ARE PAINTED BLACK TOO AKDBAKS #bitch mittens (not even diy) damn vi she got you hard THE BITCH SLAP omg vi... your big sister duties...#singed actually venering vander.... do not help the opressor singed!! i just said you were based!!! IS MEL PREGNANT?!?!??!#she does enjoy her puzzles..... oh of course he is an hallucination.... the first time he appeared behind her....#silco and vanders old hq..... omg MORE DOOMED YAOI...... vander apologised but silco didn't read the letter 😭😭 as vi reaches for jinx omg #vi wearing her enforcer plaque without the plaque.... slay but why. no vander no loke he is a dog akdhaksj IS VANDER THEIR ACTUAL FATHER #NO FUCKING WAY A LOVE TRIANGLE AND EACH ONE GETS OME DAUGHTER AIDHOQSJOSAKL i need a fucking moment....#well its not vanders.... BUT THE SAME CUP AND STRAW FOR POWDER OMG!!! THE FATHERS THAT STEPPED UP!!!CONNEL GET RECKT!!!!#bedrock and blisters my fucking god. vander and silco wanting to build a better zaun for her daughters... AND JINX AND VI ARE GONNA MAKE IT #vander looking at the woman she likes whos hair is purple: ive always liked the name violet. im going to be sick!!!! my god!!!#MY GOOOOOD!!!!!!! VANDER HUGGING VI!!! THE SHOT OF HER OFFERING JINX TO JOIN WILL END MEE!!!!#watching arcane

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catgirlkirigiri · 1 year ago

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I told you it wouldn’t just be satosugu next time I posted jjk furries. This time there are even more gay people :)

#alternate caption: it may be a fix-it au but I can’t painlessly un-doom the doomed yaoi. they got back together so it’s fine though :)#zoracontent #zora arts #jjk furries #also yaay now I get to reveal more guys species :D #Yuji is a dog! I know tiger is most people’s obvious pick but he is SO puppy dog. also sukunas a tiger and I wanted them to be different #no specific specie for him btw I think he’s a mutt. he’s one of the few I have ref sheets made for. you might see some of those soon #Megumi is a wolfdog!!! yes I know I know he is very cat. but consider: I can make him look like his dogs. and also it makes him look like #gojos son. it’s great. his sister is also a wolfdog but I think she’s gonna look more dog than wolf. Megumi is definitely more leaning wolf #tojis a wolf they get it from their old man 👍#nobara is a fox :) no real explanation here she just feels like a fox #I may have also just. wanted someone to be a fox. hehe. same with wanting a bunny which leads us into #mimiko and nanako are bunnies! I genuinely have no basis for this I just felt like it. it’s my self indulgent furry fix-it au ok #also i hope yall appreciate me editing in the text here because it was completely illegible in my handwriting <3 #once again not tagging. if you get here from me saying names while talking in the tags hiiii please enjoy my furries

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antirepurp · 2 months ago

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maybe the next time i publish a fic i'll try to be better about responding to comments. my appreciation for people's words and thoughts cannot be overstated but in an ironic twist of fate my ability to write responses to them is comically bad and im not proud of that tbqh

#soda offers you a can #i do not think an ability to like a comment would necessarily improve ao3 #but it would give me the ability to acknowledge nice words with a little heart shaped thing that conveys some abstract sense of appreciatio #which would make things a little easier #anyway im going to continue writing my old man yaoi thing to get through my funny tumby ache wooziness now

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pebblul · 1 year ago

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I feel like Asagiri lost his Bungo Stray Sanity a long time ago and Harukawa just puts up with it

Someone get these two a nice bed and some therapy

#seriously someone get this man some counseling right now so he stops blowing up children and sad old man yaoi #Harukawa why do you let him get away with thisss #asagiri explain right now #what did you do #send Asagiri to therapy 2024 #bungo stray dogs #shitpost #I love Asagiri and Harukawa don’t come for me #bsd anime #bsd manga #bsd

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