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Some Helmet Party cuz it’s pride month and I miss them
#also I need to get back into posting my art#some of these are old doodles#sorry to everyone who followed me for Eddsworld </3#you get old man yaoi now#some of this is inspired by @seagiri because umm yum#tf2#team fortress 2#engineer tf2#soldier tf2#helmet party
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I find it extremely funny that Craig and Octavio are running a booth together at Grand Fest. Like you KNOW Octavio was probably like "Look your granddaughters and my grandchildren former soldiers are all here to have a good time. So truce." And then they get to old man gossiping and then maybe some reminiscing about before the war and their past friendship and words left unsaid and and and
#rev's ramblings#Can you tell I went insane when I saw they two of them sitting together at the Splatband booth#I had a old man yaoi overload sorry bout that guys#But fr I don’t know what to call it but it’s kinda nice that after over 100 years the two of them can just chill together again#Though that's got me thinking on what new enemies we'll get in the next game#Cause after this I don't think they can justify using the Octarians anymore after showing they aren't really a threat like they were#But that's for later right now we got Splatoon Pride to go to right now#splatoon 3#splatoon#grand fest splatoon#grand festival#cuttletavio#you already know
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Warning: OLD parkour Yaoi
10 likes and I might consider digitalizing this
#parkour civilization fanart#clownpierce x old man#old man x clownpierce#parkour civ#parkciv old man#old man parkciv#clownpierce parkour civilization#parkour civilisation fanart#the parkour villain#parkour villain#parkour civilization#clownpierce#branzycraft#branzypierce#clownzy#dare i say. the first parkciv fanart I post is freaking Clownzy#shocking tbh#yeah the old man is branzy you guys case closed#old man yaoi#I mean childhood best friends to enemies is kinda spicy y'know#(this is the good ending where the old man and the villain actually get closure I am very delusional)#made the two block vertical upwards three sixty brewing stand jump to change the course of their relationship so now it's happier#apologies in advance#parkourcivilization#old man#jesterboomer#←(came to edit) apparently this is the name approved by the parkour yaoi community
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Yk I think a lotta the bill cipher designs out there are definitely underestimating how WEIRD this guy is like. No bro he would not be a suave, put together, sane looking handsome man/thing. Ohhh no bro he gonna look fucking WEIRD and he definitely acts the part in the show. Like the way he talks, the way he carries himself, as much as he’s good in the art of manipulation, he is incredibly off putting about it.
Tbh? This is probably what drew ford in more then anything else. Bill manipulated him yeah- but he was also just so confident in his weirdness- he was ODD and not shy about that idea. He enjoys being odd to humans, he enjoys their discomfort. And ford never had a place to be as odd as he is, as much as he thought gravity falls would provide this refuge- it was ultimately bill. Bill was this big weird off putting refuge from the normal world that ford always craved so dearly.
#terminal old man yaoi#I’m so tired GET THEM OIT OF MY HEADDDD#they won’t LEAVE#tbh??? my ostracized ass?????? falling for all bills stupid tricks immediately#as unfortunate as this is. I understand ford. its so bad bc he’s literally such as asshole but GOD THATS HOW IT IS#like when you can’t connect with ANYONE in ANY significant Fucking Way. the only way to cope without spiraling completely is getting like a#crazy superiority complex. it’s so bad but it’s so real.#like ohhh no one likes me??? what if I act like an egomaniac??#no bro that does NOT make it better😭🙏#luckily I got hella humbled but uh. now it’s the other way. there’s not a good answer for this#gravity falls#standord pines#billford#bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy
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i know probably nobody following me is even relatively in this fandom but I just finished s5 of the dragon prince and I gotta tell you. the canonical lovechild of the gay-coded villains was not something I saw coming
#OLD MAN YAOI MPREG REAL?????????#when he said OUR child I stg I have never been more shocked appalled and enthralled in my life#like it makes sense of course it was made from a joining of....... fluids.........#magic sex ritual tbh#and then to immediately divorce??#I can't believe this shit#the dragon prince#tdp#viren#aaravos#viren x aaravos#viravos#they've always been strangely compelling in a deeply fucked up way but I didn't think the show knew that#they said we've given you 4.9 seasons of some of the best queer rep on tv#now get ready for the most toxic shit you can imagine
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EVERYBODY FREEZE, NEW REBUILD THE GALAXY TRAILER DROPPED
LOOK MY BABYGIIIRL
#luke skywalker#enjoying his retirement AS GOD INTENDED.#the way he's on an ocean planet too makes me giggle so hard#and MARK IS BACK#I MIGHT CRY#now-#i'm really hoping they end up showing the rest of the fab four in the series..#okay okay fine I just wanna see han..#but can you blame me IT'S THE CLOSEST TO OLD MAN YAOI SKYSOLO THAT WE CAN GET#I CAN TASTE IN ON MY FINGERS#i haven't been that excited about any of the new projects but they showed luke and I have risen#ridiculous.#star wars#rebuild the galaxy
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i thought about spades slick again and i fell to the ground clutching my knees in tears
#He went through every horror imaginable#He fought tooth and nail for what he wanted#Gave it everything he had#AND HE STILL LOST#FUCK#ive been heavily debating rereading homestuck again now that ii is ending#i miss homestuck so bad#its like. theres this specific thrill i got from reading and experiencing homestuck that i cant find anywhere else#if that makes sense#dont get me wrong i absolutely ADORE ii#but homestuck was so jam-packed of content of everything and anything you could imagine#you could find anything#...mabye im being a little dramatic.#but whatever#i miss my alien old man yaoi#dadroog come back to me#le sigh#bonks thinkpan#im gonna have to stick with bonks thinkpan even though i go by laika#toodles
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ARCANE DAY
Episode 4 and 5 in the tags and:
SALO BEING A VIKTOS FOLLOWER??? CRAZY. ALSO BOTH VIKTOR MISSING JAYCE AJDHSKSJ also cait has kinda calmed down... and I am sure she misses vi so I KNOW this is going to happen to her soon.... we aren't getting much of her feelings yet... she's still too onto Jinx to catch up on where ambessa is going...
DID JAYCE JUST KILL SALO??? WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE
Also vander not recognizing vi at first until she gives up fighting.... incredible ALSO vander and silco being miners and vi wearing her gauntlets that were initially thought out for miners.... damn
This is my favourite episode so far....
Episode 6 here:
Sky really being there..... of course she is....
Ambessa training caitlyn.... of course thats her new daughter akdjskms Tunnels in your eyes.... GIRL!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU DON'T NEED RIGHT NOW also the guy outside is a mage... ambessa is such a hypocrite
Vi and Jinx vs ambessa and cait.... this was always about class war don't get it twisted SINGED!!! TRAITOR!!!!
ARE THEY GOING TO SEE VIKTOR???? I looove how viktors touch on their faces leave "scars" so recognizable
Did isha just take the gem from vi's gauntlets??? Omg I wasn't expecting viktor to build a hippie commune to be honest omg he looks so good.... with the blonde underhairs.... and I do believe that's the same blanket....
And of course viktor knows who vander is.... nvm he diesnt know omg viktor asking for Powder.....
We are getting viktor horsegirl montage.... omg the vander momtage I can't..... omg they wanna stay.... singed is gonna fuck all this up NOOOOO 😭😭😭 they are already there I am going to kms
CAITLYN STOP THIS MADESSS!!! ✋️ CAITLYN!!!!! VI KILL THIS MAN!!! OMG CAITLYN...... mongoose... yeah.... and fuck you too.... CUPCAKE!!!! ABOUT TIME!!!! CAITLYN I SAID STOP THIS MADNESS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!! And jayce too 😭😭😭 we're never making it out of the fissures
It's such a shame the spit on here won't work like on challengers.... one can only pray I guess
Jinx experiencing the "there's nothing more undoing as a daughter" moment.... incredible
"Your absence provided a vacuum I was able to fill" TO VI???? I KNEW THAT HAND HOLDING IN THE COMMANDER SCENE WAS SUS AKDHKASJ maddie exists and ambessa knows that and still.... it was not filling her mother's void...
YES CAITLYN!!! YES!!!!! VI is so hot I am distracted... ambessa was right.... now what the fuck will jayce fuck up??? Thats the question... NOT ANOTHER CHILD!!! jayce is a menace... the guys smiling at jayce are viktor... maybe the child even....
JINX KILL THAT MAN!!! NVM VANDER KILL THAT MAN!!! JAYCE YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!! JAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEN I GET YOU JAAAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Isha what are you going to do omg 😭😭 did she kill vander... another powder... my god another week...
That was such a good fucking episode too.... and caitlyn didn't go insane when finding Jinx that is a step forwards but viktor can't be dead... no fucking way... he was giving himself away for the people and he was going to finally die by saving vander and look at what we got... no wonder viktor hates his guts. Jayce you were so good in act one.... what happened..... alright. Christ.... another week....
#FUCKING MADDIE?????????????? NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYY#fucking maddie??? yes she is fucking her. christ. jinx was right vi should have hit before all of that.... maddie bet her to it 😭😭😭#i have tears in my eyes aldjaodjsk no fucking way what the heeeeeeell ooooh my goooood nowaaayyaaayyyaaaayyyy#and cait looks so pretty....... she is still focused on jinx.....#omg isha..... jinx gave up jinx??? what...... ambessa is making hextech... so jayce is still missing.... well she is trying#and mel is still missing too.... christ and ekkos friend is sympathetic to jinx... mmhmhmmmmm also ambessa clocks everything aldjakaj#cait has calmed down.... what is happening... she is now only violent towards jinx i guess. ambessa is opening that wound over and over oof#THE MIDDLE FINGER AKDBAKSBKANSKA sevika is unifying the underground i knew it!!! yes!!!! jinx show up!!!!#cait paying homage to her mother while rictus beats up some guy.... her suffering meking her an enabler to those actions... yeah#oh no..... they know.... isha lighting the fire like jinx did.... sevika getting her arm cut... ISHA BEAT HIM UUUP!!! JINX!!!! omg singed..#enforcer vi becoming part of her hallucinations... its so over... also silco... jinx kill this man. not ambessa... omg jinx run....#she likes iiiit yeeeeahhhh.... ekkos friend... . and THE BROTHEL LADY... SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS!!! SHE IS SO GLAD!!! WARWICK!! FUCK SHIT UP!!#OMG HE RECOGNIZES HER!!!!! HE SPEAKS!!!!! WHAT A FUCKING MASSACRE OUTSIDE BUT HE DOES RECOGNIZE HER!!!!#CALL VIIIII THROW A PARTY WE ARE A FOUR PEOPLE HOUSEHOLD NOW!!! FIVE WITH SEVIKA!!! COME ON AT LEAST TRY!!!#his eyes changing color... singed you are nothing compared to a fathers love... jinx complaining about not really having killed powder....#she didnt and vander recognises that.... amazing omg........#THE CAIT IN BED HALLUCINATION AND JINX THERE!!!! its so weird seeing them both like this.... jinx wanting to help him.... ofc...#THEY GOT VANDER???? also you know whats funny... the cape makes cait look like silco... it looks red even#why is singed based.... OMG MEL!!! HER BROTHER!!!!! OH MY GOD VIIII LOOKS SO GOOOD!!!! HER GAUNTLETS ARE PAINTED BLACK TOO AKDBAKS#bitch mittens (not even diy) damn vi she got you hard THE BITCH SLAP omg vi... your big sister duties...#singed actually venering vander.... do not help the opressor singed!! i just said you were based!!! IS MEL PREGNANT?!?!??!#she does enjoy her puzzles..... oh of course he is an hallucination.... the first time he appeared behind her....#silco and vanders old hq..... omg MORE DOOMED YAOI...... vander apologised but silco didn't read the letter 😭😭 as vi reaches for jinx omg#vi wearing her enforcer plaque without the plaque.... slay but why. no vander no loke he is a dog akdhaksj IS VANDER THEIR ACTUAL FATHER#NO FUCKING WAY A LOVE TRIANGLE AND EACH ONE GETS OME DAUGHTER AIDHOQSJOSAKL i need a fucking moment....#well its not vanders.... BUT THE SAME CUP AND STRAW FOR POWDER OMG!!! THE FATHERS THAT STEPPED UP!!!CONNEL GET RECKT!!!!#bedrock and blisters my fucking god. vander and silco wanting to build a better zaun for her daughters... AND JINX AND VI ARE GONNA MAKE IT#vander looking at the woman she likes whos hair is purple: ive always liked the name violet. im going to be sick!!!! my god!!!#MY GOOOOOD!!!!!!! VANDER HUGGING VI!!! THE SHOT OF HER OFFERING JINX TO JOIN WILL END MEE!!!!#watching arcane
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I told you it wouldn’t just be satosugu next time I posted jjk furries. This time there are even more gay people :)
#alternate caption: it may be a fix-it au but I can’t painlessly un-doom the doomed yaoi. they got back together so it’s fine though :)#zoracontent#zora arts#jjk furries#also yaay now I get to reveal more guys species :D#Yuji is a dog! I know tiger is most people’s obvious pick but he is SO puppy dog. also sukunas a tiger and I wanted them to be different#no specific specie for him btw I think he’s a mutt. he’s one of the few I have ref sheets made for. you might see some of those soon#Megumi is a wolfdog!!! yes I know I know he is very cat. but consider: I can make him look like his dogs. and also it makes him look like#gojos son. it’s great. his sister is also a wolfdog but I think she’s gonna look more dog than wolf. Megumi is definitely more leaning wolf#tojis a wolf they get it from their old man 👍#nobara is a fox :) no real explanation here she just feels like a fox#I may have also just. wanted someone to be a fox. hehe. same with wanting a bunny which leads us into#mimiko and nanako are bunnies! I genuinely have no basis for this I just felt like it. it’s my self indulgent furry fix-it au ok#also i hope yall appreciate me editing in the text here because it was completely illegible in my handwriting <3#once again not tagging. if you get here from me saying names while talking in the tags hiiii please enjoy my furries
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waiting for marvel to take you up as their comic artist so that we can have amazing art with cherik official storyline
marvel hire me to draw professor x and magneto making out sloppy style for forty issues straight you will get a BAJILLION dollars i promise
#fave#snap chats#'professor x' what are you a cop. moving on#vjeLKVJEALKV thank you much my friend one can only dream .....#you know whats so funny tho this just reminds me how like. My Number One Cheerleader was my highschool english teacher#she also ran the comic club in case thats relevant. because i was a part of that club OBVIOUSLY#i used to want to be a comic book artist but now i dont but anyway as a part of this club we'd have to draw comics sometimes#and alllll the time my teach would be so happy to get my stuff and she'd always be like#'[Snap] please promise me you'll never give up comics i want to read a comic from you one day' and stuff like that#i think id throw up laughing if i got to email her one day like 'omg hey teach 1.) im not a moody teenager anymore#2.) i got to work for marvel check it out <3' and i have to send her old man yaoi JLVKEJLKAEVJE#FUNNIEST TIMELINE IN THE WORLD I'D ACTUALLY DIE LIKE PLEAAAASSEE THATS ALL I COULD EVER WANT IN LIFE#on the realest note tho i didnt appreciate her enthusiasm enough. i wish i could tell her thank you someday#i think of her a lot whenever im in the dumps about my work she really is one of my biggest motivators#like i guess i COULD just shoot an email. maybe if i actually do something cool with comics or something#i dont even know if she remembers me so it'd just be bizarre wouldnt it#ANYWAYS. sappy story time's over theres a matcha crepe cake with my name on it BYYYYYEEEEE
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I feel like Asagiri lost his Bungo Stray Sanity a long time ago and Harukawa just puts up with it
Someone get these two a nice bed and some therapy
#seriously someone get this man some counseling right now so he stops blowing up children and sad old man yaoi#Harukawa why do you let him get away with thisss#asagiri explain right now#what did you do#send Asagiri to therapy 2024#bungo stray dogs#shitpost#I love Asagiri and Harukawa don’t come for me#bsd anime#bsd manga#bsd
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ok i think lamento should be awarded with the prize of worst lube in fiction
#spoilers for bardos route#ok so they were in heat and bc this is bl there arent many women around and heat dulls your pain receptors which is to say you cou#could hit it raw#and so far theyve been just doing the classic yaoi of pretending precum is lube which whatever im not reading this for realism#anyways. bardo. first of all they were in the kitchen which. do you have to.#i know its a whole thing a lot of ppl are into but thats the kitchen. thats for making food. no self respecting#cook has sex in their kitchen#anyways konoe was being a brat and knocked something off of a shelf#which. bardo decided to use.#do you want to know what it was.#honey.#yeah.#they were all ''oohh its melting with the heat which makes it slippery'' ok whatever it was flower honey specifically but#i do not think it works like that#+ it looked piss colored in one cg#0/5 stars#at least now were back to getting more lore and backstory which i always love#but man fucking bardo. mean old man who loves to affectionally bully ppl and uses a fucking stick to fight#i dont mean a quarterstaff or any other sort of a fighting stick but. firewood#from the ground#ok mr someones uncle bullying people half his age using sticks to fight ppl and honey as lube#i hate that guy (<- said with love)#lamento spoilers#leevi liveblogs
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Being so loose with all your interests is insane. Like your brain is filled with old man yaoi, the funniest shit you've ever seen on television, and The Horrors all at once.
#House applies to all of these btw#david shore you cant keep getting away with this#mk1 applies to the first two#mashle is so far the only piece of media that hasn't psychologically changed me for the worst#i would say mk too but ive been playing w/ my brother too much and i keep kicking ass so HA SUCK IT CARLOS#gotta stop yapping so bleh general tags ig#house md#mashle magic and muscles#mortal kombat#tma is also being referenced if you couldn't tell#old man yaoi HA HA HA#lets ignore the horrors for now#tma#tmagp
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"For Yaoi Reasons"
Are You One Of Those
fuckkk what the fuck what the fuckkk
what happened to hello good morning how are you your art is nice
#i think. this is in reference to a reblog i made#of my own post#with an additional drawing#where in the tags i joked briefly about mks outfit being different for yaoi reasons#they weren't lying chat . the hate mail on this site goes crazy#I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET 😭 ARE YOU KIDDING. THIS ISN'T FAIR#can they just smell it on me.#this is like . going back in time to prevent your grandpa from being born#but it's to prevent grandpa from ever posting old man yaoi#got reblogged by a popular bot. broke 100+ notes. made friends. got hate mail.#now i only need my art reposted to instagram and i will have 100%ed social media. then i'll be free#man im not even discouraged or anything. im just so confused. dude what did i do#it's 12 am. it's past curfew in the retirement home let's just go to bed alright#text post#i wanted it immortalized forever. i'll remember you when i get 20 followers i don't know personally
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Wafers, my phone has been blowing up with hardenshipping this morning /pos
With your recent liking towards Metadedede and now Hardenshipping resurfacing I think the people gotta know: Do you enjoy some good old man yaoi? >:3
hell yeah! I’m glad you noticed and asked me what’s up :3
My gf was playing Pokémon Alpha Sapphire and really loves Team Aqua, and I went on Tumblr to look at Hardenshipping. It got me more into the ship. As for Metadede, I don’t know how that happened or why I developed a recent hyperfixation on Kirby. I’m guessing the music and then it led to lore videos and seeing Kirby Fighter’s 2 and Tumblr go wild. Basically if I see a ship over and over I start liking it sometimes lol, but not all the time. Also I’m a lover of goofy extroverted man who has trauma but needs someone to recognize it since despite all the people who know him, few truly know him AND silent introverted man who is also traumatized but doesn’t let people in easily except for who you would think would be the complete ANTITHESIS to the silent introverted man but it works somehow.
I love some old man yaoi! It’s nice to see old men in love. I lean more towards wholesome and romantic for old man yaoi since I see too many toxic and rough couples lol, it’s nice to switch it up with something soft. With how few queer stories there are compared to how many straight stories there are, and in many queer stories it focuses on young queer people in love, it can leave the impression that there’s no future for old queer people; that queer people are doomed to die young. Old man yaoi and old woman yuri are nice ways to counteract the narrative that queer people don’t get to live long. And even so, not realizing one is queer when young shouldn’t doom someone that they can’t find love if they want it. There’s many people who don’t realize they’re queer until late in life and that’s okay. Plus if one doesn’t find the love of their life young, they can still have just as fulfilling a relationship when older or old. It’s reassuring to know that no matter the baggage, how many ex’s you have, or how many kids you have, you can still find love but with someone who will love you back. You’ve let go of the restricting life of heteronormativity to find a life that you build yourself. It’s reassuring to know that no matter how painful or restrictive your childhood was, it’s not the end of you. Your past doesn’t define you. It may define the parameters of what you know or start with, but you can change for the better. Your youth gives you a blueprint but you can try to break free and become the person you wanted to be rather than what the people who hurt you said you are. No matter how many times it takes to learn, no matter how many fuck ups you do (excluding rape, murder, pedo, racism, etc), you will still be loved and find love. Just because your childhood or youth or midlife wasn’t the best doesn’t mean your aging years and near end of life won’t be the worst.
The short answer is that I love old man yaoi :3
#I love old man yaoi#A good question lead to a deep analysis of life and aging#And letting go of the idea that youth are the best years of your life#Don’t get me wrong there’s many things I miss about my childhood#And it’s good to be wise when younf#But society treats youth like it’s the only time that matters#That if you’re not young anymore you don’t matter#And I don’t like that#I think life can change for anyone#And I myself need reminders that now isn’t forever and mistakes aren’t the end of the world#Nobody knows everything when they’re younag#And old people can still learn
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*heavy breathing* I have a great need to own the Book of Bill but I Don't Have An Income. I'm seeing all the new info and I'm Loosing My Fucking Mind. WHAT FOES IT MEAN HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE HIS FUCKING DIMENSION WHEN HE KILLED ITTTT!!???!
Edit: I forgot I made this post so, update:
I HAVE THE BEST GF EVERRRR!!! THEY GOT ME THE BOOK WITHIN 2 DAYS OF ME MENTIONING ITTT!!!!
I WON THE GIRLFRIEND LOTTERY!!!!
#djjaksifjhdehu#*fucking vibrates*#O_O#alex hirsh youve done it fucking again#driven me insane over your 2d people lore#'(O_O)'#book of bill#gravity falls#don't even get me Started on the one sided toxic old man yaoi(guys they weren't really old at the time of their toxic yaoi*gunshot*)#PLUS fiddleford?! hirsh are You in My walls?!!#👀👀👀👀<<<me#edit: it was a while ago now but honestly I'll never forget this. im getting them a book they've wanted for a while now too...right after i#have an income T_T#+an adorable hot topic cow#i love them#they're the best#i didn't even ask for it#i was just excited about it existing and consuming all the spoilers#T-T how did i bag that bruh how
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