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iwtv + reductress headlines 2/?
#apologies in advance#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire amc#interview with the vampire series#iwtvedit#iwtv#iwtv series#reductress headlines#reductress#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#armand#daniel molloy#claudia de pointe du lac#loustat#iwtv s2#climbing the walls ripping out my hair gnawing the bars of my cage and so on and so forth
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"As for you, Captain Masayoshi Shido, I wish you every bit as much mercy as you've shown me. Drink your life to the dregs, you murderous shit, because when it ends, I'll be waiting. Sooner or later, you're going the same place as I—and I'll fight or fuck every devil in Hell to be the one to greet you when you do!"
Many thanks to @saewokhrisz for this stunning commission of Captain Akira Kurusu from my Persona 5 pirate AU, the Brigverse!
Read it here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/2626924
#persona 5#akira kurusu#brigverse#I am going to do nothing but stare at this all week#apologies in advance
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Spinspinspin
#will probably make u dizzy#apologies in advance#fontaine siblings#silly#genshin fanart#genshin impact#lyney#lynette#freminet
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judging ppl’s supernatural opinions based on how they feel about season four sam
#spn#sam winchester#yes she did that shit your honor#turning into the most annoying type of sam girl#apologies in advance#whoops
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Did you though?
#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#wwdits s6#guillermo de la cruz#hot take: no one would be angrier at season 6 guillermo than season 1 guillermo#my edits#apologies in advance
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Jason, Jason Todd
[DP x DC fic]
[Love at first… murder? - part 18]
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Part 1
Ao3
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Private chat nicknames:
Gramps = Alfred
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After throwing the last of the tp onto the manor they hop back over the wall, wandering back to where Jason parked his motorcycle earlier.
Honestly, Jason knows that it felt like it was too easy.
And it was.
The only reason they were able to freely “break into” the manor is because Jason was with Danny, showing he wasn’t a threat. He’s certain Babs has already noticed the loop he had put the cameras on. She probably hasn’t interrupted them yet out of politeness, or so that she can gather more blackmail.
It’s likely both…
Jason conspicuously checks his phone while walking when he notices he has a new message.
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Private Chat
Gramps: I presume you will be coming back later today to clean up the manor. Won’t you, Master Jason?
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Jason, knowing he’s already lucky enough that Alfred isn’t upset with either him or Danny, lets out a relieved breath. He quickly answers Alfred, apologizing for the tp-ing despite absolutely not regretting it in the slightest and replying to the implied question in the positive.
It’s also a bonus Alfred approves. He supposes as he reads Alfred’s next text.
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Private Chat
Gramps: And do bring over young Danny for dinner sometime.
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Steph stares in shock at the manor, completely covered in tp, in front of her. She drops the bag she’s holding onto the ground.
How dare they…
“Damn it!”
Out of the dropped bag rolls a roll of toilet paper.
“Who got here before me?!?” She exclaims, feeling oh so deeply betrayed. “And why wasn’t I included?!”
She quickly takes out her phone, a displeased frown on her face, paired with a pout. She opens the group chat and takes a pic of the manor. As she’s typing, she vows to herself…
She’s going to get to the bottom of this.
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Danny checks his phone for directions to the location he had in mind.
Earlier that week he had scouted the city in his ghost form in order to find a place for the date. After finding the perfect spot, he marked the location down on his phone so he would easily be able to find it again.
After double-checking his phone, Danny puts it away and they both get on Red Hood’s motorcycle again. Danny gives him the directions as they drive, the sky slowly beginning to darken.
The location he chose wasn’t too far off from the manor, and in no time they arrived at the top of a hill looking out over Gotham City.
They get off of the motorcycle and Danny gets his bags out of the saddle bags as Red Hood, who had already taken off his helmet and is currently holding it under his arm, seems to be looking around.
“So, what’s the big plan, Polaris?” he asks.
Danny raises a curious eyebrow at the nickname.
“Polaris?”
Red Hood nods.
“You’ve mentioned before, while you were telling me about Ursa Major and Ursa Minor, how Ursa Minor is also known as the Little Bear constellation and how it contains the North Star, which is also referred to as the Pole Star or Polaris.
“Besides that, I felt like Polar Bear was a bit too long for a nickname, and Polar-is, which again is in the Little Bear constellation, just seemed to fit perfectly.” Red Hood says, a cheeky grin on his face.
Danny pauses, his cheeks flushing a little.
“You know what? That’s pretty creative, I’ll give you that.” Danny says, nodding.
“Though, to answer your question, I thought this would be a nice place to have a picnic dinner,” He says with a smile as he takes out a picnic blanket and some food and drinks he had brought along as well.
Red Hood smiles back at him.
“You know what? That sounds great. Here, lemme help you put it down” He says, reaching out for the blanket.
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A little while later, they’re sitting on a blanket, looking up at the stars. They’re taking their time enjoying the food and looking out over the city and the night sky.
Jason has his helmet set down next to him, mask still on his face, of course. He’s almost fully lying down, leaning back on his elbows. Danny sits cross-legged next to him.
“So, Mr. Aerospace Engineer, what can you tell me about what we’re seeing here?” Jason asks, gesturing at the night sky.
He glances over at Danny. Danny, who had been looking up at the sky in awe, meets his gaze. Danny takes a moment to respond, looking back at the sky and then looking Jason over before meeting his gaze once again.
“Why don’t you tell me more about yourself?” He asks instead, tilting his head.
“You’ve told me before how you love English literature, especially the classics. But what’s your favorite book?”
Jason’s face lights up with a smile as he starts telling Danny about Sense and Sensibility from Jane Austen.
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There’s a lull in conversation when Jason looks over at Danny, studying his peaceful expression. While taking in the beauty of the man next to him, Jason makes a decision.
To hell with it.
Jason takes off his mask. The action causes Danny, who had just turned to look at him, to immediately avert his gaze, cheeks slightly red. Danny opens his mouth to say something but Jason interrupts him before he can.
“No, no, it’s alright. If we’re actually doing this, if we’re actually dating… perhaps becoming more… then at the very least you deserve to know who you’re dating”
Danny hesitantly looks back up at Jason, making eye contact. Jason smiles at him, Danny giving a small smile back in response. He holds out his hand. Danny glances at it before giving him a questioning look.
“I’m Jason, Jason Todd.”
Danny’s smile transforms into a small grin. He grasps Jason’s hand, shaking it.
“Hi, Jason… I’m Danny, Danny Fenton.”
They shake hands and let go. The short silence afterward gets broken by Danny in no time.
“Jason?”
He makes a questioning noise in response.
“Can I kiss you?”
The question brings Jason’s thoughts to a stop and he sucks in a breath. Danny watches him, face filled with nervousness. Letting out a breath, Jason replies with a small teasing smile.
“Well, since we’ve already been to dinner I suppose I’m still owed one…”
After a few seconds, realization crosses over Danny’s face.
“I totally forgot I actually said that, oh the Ancients.” He takes a deep breath, running his hands over his face before dropping them back into his lap.
“Wait, so that’s why you came over to my apartment that first time with flowers and took me out to dinner?”
Jason sits up fully, turning so he’s facing Danny better. His gaze is filled with fondness and exasperation as he responds.
“You mean to tell me you forgot we agreed to go out to dinner first after I asked you if I could kiss you? Did you think I was just taking you out without asking then?
“Why did you even let me lead you out the window? Did you have any idea what I was talking about when I told you of the plans I had made that evening?”
Danny’s cheeks flush. Embarrassment fills his voice as he speaks.
“I mean, I don’t know, I thought you were just taking me out to dinner to thank me? For the— uh, murder?” He whispers the last word.
“I was, but I was mainly taking you out on a date. You do know that, right? I had considered that our first date, the tour being the second one.”
“Well, I did wonder later on if the dinner and observatory might have been a date but I figured it might have been some form of false hope, and I didn’t wanna have to ask. Especially if it wasn’t actually meant as a date....” Danny says.
Danny is rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly, looking down at the blanket. His cheeks are still flushed. Jason lets out a sigh as he shakes his head a little.
“Well, it’s not entirely your fault. I guess I also could have been clearer. But… You don’t mind that having been our first date?” Jason asks, keeping his gaze on Danny’s face to study his reaction. “Even if you didn’t quite realize it was meant to be a date at the time?”
Danny shakes his head, smiling at him.
“No, no… I don’t mind.”
They’re both gazing softly at each other. Danny moves a bit closer and raises his hand, gently placing it on Jason’s cheek. When he speaks, his tone is a soft whisper.
“Well, since we got a liiiiittle bit off-topic I suppose I’ll ask again. Jason Todd, can I kiss you?”
“I’d like nothing more”
Now, having verbal consent, Danny places his other hand on Jason’s other cheek. Jason places his hands on Danny’s arms. They both lean in, closing their eyes.
They kiss.
It’s only a short moment after when they both suddenly jerk away from each other.
Two pairs of toxic green glowing eyes meet.
One gaze filled with shock, realization, and a small twinge of excitement. The other filled with pain, comprehension, and horror.
They both speak at once.
One voice filled with amazement. The other filled with devastation.
“You’ve died?”
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#:)#sorry for the long wait#took me longer than expected to get this chap out#unfortunately next chap will also take a while#apologies in advance#and i know the polaris studd wasnt mention in the dialogue of the observatory chap#but im the author and im saying it was mentioned in the rambling danny did outside of the dialogue i wrote :p#also no obvisouly danny has no fucking clue who jason todd is#hes just like 'cool! im danny! :D'#hell find out jasons kinda famous after he casually mentions the name in convo and sam and tucker hit him over the head for not telling the#dp x dc#dp x dc fic#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dead on main#dead on main ship
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not sure this is approved therapy technique, Frank
I'm with Athena on this one
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#queerbaiting#apologies in advance#too relatable#yellowjackets#van palmer#van yellowjackets#yellowjackets text posts#yellowjackets memes#incorrect yellowjackets#yj memes#yj crack#lauren ambrose
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Warning: OLD parkour Yaoi
10 likes and I might consider digitalizing this
#parkour civilization fanart#clownpierce x old man#old man x clownpierce#parkour civ#parkciv old man#old man parkciv#clownpierce parkour civilization#parkour civilisation fanart#the parkour villain#parkour villain#parkour civilization#clownpierce#branzycraft#branzypierce#clownzy#dare i say. the first parkciv fanart I post is freaking Clownzy#shocking tbh#yeah the old man is branzy you guys case closed#old man yaoi#I mean childhood best friends to enemies is kinda spicy y'know#(this is the good ending where the old man and the villain actually get closure I am very delusional)#made the two block vertical upwards three sixty brewing stand jump to change the course of their relationship so now it's happier#apologies in advance#parkourcivilization#old man#jesterboomer#←(came to edit) apparently this is the name approved by the parkour yaoi community
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what if rio wanted to say "that boy isn't ours"
what if she wanted to but doesn't think she deserves to. how could she call him "ours", how could she call him hers. how could she reconcile the fact that he wasn't only agatha's son but hers, theirs and still live with herself for doing her fucking job. how could her fucking job be more important than her baby boy.
so no, she doesn't call him theirs. as far as she is concerned, she lost the right to call him "ours"
#apologies in advance#im so sorry#i think i hurt myself with this#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#nicholas scratch#agatha all along
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can’t wait for my brain chemistry to be altered once the “Lokius” theme plays in Deadpool 3
#I will not be the same#apologies in advance#lokius#mobius#loki season 2#loki show#loki x mobius#loki spoilers#mobius m mobius#mcu loki#loki laufeyson#loki#mobius and loki#loki series#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#marvel#loki odinson#wowki#loki season two#mcu#loki s2#deadpool and wolverine#loki and mobius#lokiedit#loki marvel#lmfao#agent mobius
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fate’s end
#im back for fantasy au. fork found in kitchen!#apologies in advance#saki tenma#toya aoyagi#shiho hinomori#ichika hoshino#prsk au#prsk fa#project sekai#colorful stage#pjsekai
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Liking characters who are assholes is such a wild ride. It’s a fine balance between “he would not fucking say that” (being too nice) vs. “he would NOT fucking say that” (the worst person ever).
#rockie talkies#character rant#feel free to tag your fav problematic/jerkwad blorbos#or whatever you call it#apologies in advance#byakuya togami#emperor belos#selim bradley#pride the arrogant#twisted wonderland#like the entire cast#some ppl make them too nice. fellas almost everyone HATED our asses during/before the prologue#we had to prove ourselves via numerous near death experiences#dire crowley#sensei wu#I’m gonna get heckled for this
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Tales of Cherrywood Village
Chapter 1: Welcome to Louisville
Two years into marriage and still with no aspirations to do anything about his husband or have pups, George is pretty sure his life ended at eighteen on his wedding day. Until Fernando throws a dinner party for his new business partner and George suddenly breathes in more life than his lungs had seen in all eighteen years before he was trapped.
This is about drama in a quiet suburb, cheating, many of those around, and secrets that aren't shared over a game of Bridge on Thursdays.
#this might not turn out well#but I’ll try#tales of cherrywood village#gewis#gewis fic#george russell#lewis hamilton#f1#alex albon#oscar piastri#logan sargeant#charles leclerc#sebastian vettel#a/b/o dynamics#fernando alonso is nothing good here#apologies in advance
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I saw this and I'm just saying
#simon blackquill#nahyuta sahdmadhi#simon blackquill x nahyuta sahdmadhi#blackmahdi#random#Yall will forever hear me yap about how these two are perfect for each other#apologies in advance#They're brainrot
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