#shocking tbh
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Warning: OLD parkour Yaoi
10 likes and I might consider digitalizing this
#parkour civilization fanart#clownpierce x old man#old man x clownpierce#parkour civ#parkciv old man#old man parkciv#clownpierce parkour civilization#parkour civilisation fanart#the parkour villain#parkour villain#parkour civilization#clownpierce#branzycraft#branzypierce#clownzy#dare i say. the first parkciv fanart I post is freaking Clownzy#shocking tbh#yeah the old man is branzy you guys case closed#old man yaoi#I mean childhood best friends to enemies is kinda spicy y'know#(this is the good ending where the old man and the villain actually get closure I am very delusional)#made the two block vertical upwards three sixty brewing stand jump to change the course of their relationship so now it's happier#apologies in advance#parkourcivilization#old man#jesterboomer#←(came to edit) apparently this is the name approved by the parkour yaoi community
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wait holy shit i’ve been on my own for 9 years how am i not dead? not in a suicidal way, in an i’m stupid and don’t know how to be an adult way
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Found the full sketch! It’s so good!!
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I hope you appreciate the casual johnlock in this 90’s Granada Holmes SNL skit
#sherlock holmes#Jeremy Brett#sherlock holmes/john watson#Jeremy doing a Jeremy impression#you love to see it#the Watson impression is baffling to me#who are you#but the vibe is excellent#the audience is not giving this the love it deserves#shocking tbh#glad everyone has known it was gay#from day one#it’d be kind of hard to miss#but some people do#not the theater kids on snl though
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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The next game in the FNAF security breach era..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#roxanne wolf#glamrock freddy#fnaf gregory#fnaf cassie#security breach#fnaf ruin#TBH ILL BE HONEST#ILL SOB IF GREGORY AND CASSIE FIGHT EACH OTHER#I can’t take the doomed friends trope#but I can’t deny it’ll go hard too 😔#It be interesting if Cassie and Roxy go after Gregory#seeing he’s wronged them both#and god Freddy seeing Roxy too he’d be so shocked by her state#I did go for Roxy’s first ruined look too#just cause I find ruin Roxy cute? BAHA this design is a lil more menacing#tried to combine them
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Soulmate Across the Multiverse
A DPxDC soulmate au idea
So DCverse is a soulmate world (pick any soulmate way btw, words, touch, drawings on the skin, can't see color(s) until they see or touch them, etc etc)
DPverse doesn't.
Meaning Danny wasn't born with a soulmark BUT he gets one after becoming a halfa because he is now connected to the Infinite Realms.
SO its during another one of Vlad's schemes, he's popping into different worlds and stealing things or something like that (basically like that one ep where Danny chases Vlad through the timeline after he stole Frostbite's map)
During the chase they pop out into the DCverse in one of the hero cities (pick any, not picky on which) and their fight is getting a bit out of hand (Vlad's fault, he's using the stuff he's been stealing, and Danny is doing his best to getting innocent people from getting hurt)
ANYWAYS during the fight, one of the cities hero's come to try to help/find out whats going on when Danny is hit by Vlad and gets tossed at them. The moment they either touch or Danny/Soulmate says something to the other, Danny feels the odd mark on him burn up and is MEGA confused on whats going on but decides to do what he does best.
Ignore it for now. He'd figure it out later he still needs to stop Vlad.
He apologizes to the other hero and gets back into his fight, missing the look of complete smitten awe/shock said hero had on their face.
#danny phantom#crossover#danny fenton#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#Danny has no clue about soulmarks#His soulmate totally believed they'd never find theirs btw because their soulmark shows signs of death#thats why they're in shock and showing so much emotion#tbh I can see it being Superboy(Jon) if put them in the same age group#Mainly cause I want him to call up Damian and gush/whine over meeting his soulmate who apparently disappeared after the fight#which leads them trying to find a way to find him and discover the Infinite Realms when they connect Danny's hero name is Phantom#and they ask Deadman#BUT I am leaving it open for anyone to be Danny's soulmate#meanwhile Danny been feeling weird since he managed to get home and...#Tucker. Sam. Can you check the mark and-What do you mean his weird mark has changed?!
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#Chainsaw Man#chainsaw man manga spoilers#csm#chainsaw man spoilers#csm170#chainsaw man 170#for all intents and purposes this is a joke#and tbh I’m more worried when Fujimoto ends a chapter calmly than when he does with something shocking (*cough cough Chapter 82**)#or *cough cough a lot of Fire Punch’s eerily calm moments**
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Penelope being horny AF (as she should be!)
#bridgertonedit#tvedit#perioddramaedit#polinedit#dailypolin#bridgertonblr#dailybridgerton#userteresa#tusereste#userseeleybooth#tusergabriela#bridgerton#penelope featherington#polin#tbh those were all my reactions too#pen is me i am pen. not a shocking revelation#mine#greatest hits
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I have no clue what switch was flipped or device unplugged elsewhere in the apartment but my room’s light just became 50% brighter
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Rest in peace Akira Toriyama-sensei. Thank you for creating and sharing your art and stories. They will forever be in our hearts as will you. May your light continue to shine on us. Thank you for everything.
#dragon ball#akira toriyama#dbz#vegeta#ベジータ#dbz gifs#mygifs#i'm still in shock tbh#he has given me so much by his stories#by creating and keeping vegeta around#thank you for everything#thank you for brightening my life#thank you for being your wonderful you
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Can we get more belly content with you and your feeder?
(Your content is so cute♡)
Excuse the tumblr censors! He pumps me full of weed and fattening foods and I simply have to take my clothes off :3
#ate until I couldn't stop moaning n then got belly rubs hell yeah!#asks#my belly looks HUGE in the first gif Im. shocked tbh
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“bro I know we’re saying hateful shit about jewish people but i promise it’s justified this time bro. Yeah i know I said the same thing about the well poisoning and the death of jesus and all the other stuff but I promise it’s actually for a righteous cause this time bro. Just one more outbreak of antisemitic violence and everything will work out bro i promise it’s for real this time bro you can trust me”
#how you all sound tbh!!!!#and then they act shocked when we don’t want to live with them#jumblr#antisemitism
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#myart#persona 5#persona 5 royal#pegoryu#ren amamiya#akira kusuru#ryuji sakamoto#i got a very nice tag recently on my last pegoryu doodle haha#tbh im very shocked at how far that one spread haha so i hope u will enjoy my tiny pegoryu contribution
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so about that book…
#trigun#nicholas d. wolfwood#wolfwood#trigun maximum#trimax#iykyk LMAOOOOOO#edit: i fuxked up the title of the book do not look at me rn im throwing myself out my window#other edit: yes ik the author retweeted this im in shock bro#tbh im just in shock how this is even doing numbers everywhere but thank you guys HAHAHAHAHAHA#other other edit: also i see someone asking if the book is good. i haven’t ordered mine yet cuz im saving to go to a con but everyone#around me has been saying its very good n you heard bdww so#da gallery
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IDK what William Afton expected to happen in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#william afton#funtime freddy#fnaf 4#fnaf sister location#evan afton#elizabeth afton#cc fnaf#fnaf fanart#THIS comic is unserious#BUT ALSO GENUINELY I’m not sure what William thought was gonna happen#he made robots that specifically target kids#and was shocked when it attacked his kids#LIKE Michaels eventually scooping was definitely on purpose#but the other two were oopies 💀#TBH the fact that William Afton isn’t the perfect killer#and he makes pretty bad mistakes throughout is actually really good#I think it’s far more interesting then if he was super perfect#but it’s still fun to poke fun at#Michael truly is done with his father though#Michael inherits Williams dumb as hellness
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sometimes i am stunned when i remember that not only are katniss and peeta the youngest people going into the quarter quell but also that they are still literally KIDS. they are children facing 22 adults with not only years of friendship between them but years of mentorship to learn the best strategies of the games.
katniss is a 17yo girl who was malnourished most of her life that only had months to try to prepare to catch up to her competitors. peeta is a 17yo boy who is likely still going through puberty! facing fully grown adults.
sure some of the victors are in their early 20s like finnick or johanna, but the maturity difference between early 20s and 17 is huge.
they are kids forced to play in an adults’ game.
#what’s even more crazy to me is the adults trying to target them tbh#which isn’t unheard of from the capitol#but from the districts it’s shocking#i know their survival means your death#but looking at a 17yo like a serious threat and a target to kill is just mind blowing to me#idk if any of this makes sense#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#everlark#the hunger games#jess thinks
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