#shocking tbh

[orange-fresh]

Warning: OLD parkour Yaoi

10 likes and I might consider digitalizing this

[reaperseal-archive]

wait holy shit i’ve been on my own for 9 years how am i not dead? not in a suicidal way, in an i’m stupid and don’t know how to be an adult way

[rain-shoshana]

Found the full sketch! It’s so good!!

I hope you appreciate the casual johnlock in this 90’s Granada Holmes SNL skit

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The next game in the FNAF security breach era..

[bluerosefox]

Soulmate Across the Multiverse

A DPxDC soulmate au idea

So DCverse is a soulmate world (pick any soulmate way btw, words, touch, drawings on the skin, can't see color(s) until they see or touch them, etc etc)

DPverse doesn't.

Meaning Danny wasn't born with a soulmark BUT he gets one after becoming a halfa because he is now connected to the Infinite Realms.

SO its during another one of Vlad's schemes, he's popping into different worlds and stealing things or something like that (basically like that one ep where Danny chases Vlad through the timeline after he stole Frostbite's map)

During the chase they pop out into the DCverse in one of the hero cities (pick any, not picky on which) and their fight is getting a bit out of hand (Vlad's fault, he's using the stuff he's been stealing, and Danny is doing his best to getting innocent people from getting hurt)

ANYWAYS during the fight, one of the cities hero's come to try to help/find out whats going on when Danny is hit by Vlad and gets tossed at them. The moment they either touch or Danny/Soulmate says something to the other, Danny feels the odd mark on him burn up and is MEGA confused on whats going on but decides to do what he does best.

Ignore it for now. He'd figure it out later he still needs to stop Vlad.

He apologizes to the other hero and gets back into his fight, missing the look of complete smitten awe/shock said hero had on their face.

[pockethep]

[teiasviago]

Penelope being horny AF (as she should be!)

[raceydays-hopelesshaze]

I have no clue what switch was flipped or device unplugged elsewhere in the apartment but my room’s light just became 50% brighter

[vegetadaily]

Rest in peace Akira Toriyama-sensei. Thank you for creating and sharing your art and stories. They will forever be in our hearts as will you. May your light continue to shine on us. Thank you for everything.

[pudgybun]

Can we get more belly content with you and your feeder?

(Your content is so cute♡)

Excuse the tumblr censors! He pumps me full of weed and fattening foods and I simply have to take my clothes off :3

[thebluestcowboy]

“bro I know we’re saying hateful shit about jewish people but i promise it’s justified this time bro. Yeah i know I said the same thing about the well poisoning and the death of jesus and all the other stuff but I promise it’s actually for a righteous cause this time bro. Just one more outbreak of antisemitic violence and everything will work out bro i promise it’s for real this time bro you can trust me”

[svnnnne]

[minalots]

so about that book…

[chloesimaginationthings]

IDK what William Afton expected to happen in FNAF..

[notsocooljess]

sometimes i am stunned when i remember that not only are katniss and peeta the youngest people going into the quarter quell but also that they are still literally KIDS. they are children facing 22 adults with not only years of friendship between them but years of mentorship to learn the best strategies of the games.

katniss is a 17yo girl who was malnourished most of her life that only had months to try to prepare to catch up to her competitors. peeta is a 17yo boy who is likely still going through puberty! facing fully grown adults.

sure some of the victors are in their early 20s like finnick or johanna, but the maturity difference between early 20s and 17 is huge.

they are kids forced to play in an adults’ game.