#you die a villain or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain

[smalldicksantiago]

the interview with the vampire fandom arguing about who the villain really is when in actuality it's YOU for even thinking that there were any heroes to being with!!!

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce coming home one day to find Robin Jason clinging onto a chandelier with Dick below him cheering him on.

Bruce: Jason what are you doing?

Jason: Dick said that you missed his antics after he moved out and so he’s teaching me how to be a better son

Dick: After this we’re going to drive the Batmobile into the bay :D

Jason: We’re going to what? I mean yeah! Right into the water.

Jason trying to whisper to Dick: Dick I can’t swim though

This just further fuels the chaotic dynamic of Dick and Jason during a time where Dick was still going through his teenage angst and was absolutely not a benevolent role model LMAO

I mentioned it in this post, but it's just so funny to me to imagine a Jason who grew up with an absolutely WILD Dick Grayson as an older brother, while the younger batkids grew up with a more mellowed out and mature (arguable but when measured against the other kids, he wins by a landslide) Dick Grayson.

Robin!Jason era:

Dick: You wanna go out and get high?

Jason: I can't, I have homework.

Dick, sputtering: HOMEWORK?

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Dick, about to do an elaborate (and totally not dangerous) acrobatic move in the manor: Watch this, littlewing

Jason: You shouldn't do that, it'll make Bruce upset.

Dick, on the brink of angry tears: Why are you like this.

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Jason, dejected: Listen, I know you don't approve of me because you think I'm not good enough as Robin, but-

Dick: Not good enough as Robin? I don't care about that, I just think you're a little bitch

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Dick taking Jason out on a hangout for the first time: OK, looks like I got my work cut out for me. Take out a notepad and write everything down. I will NOT have my successor embarrass me like this. So what you wanna do to piss off Bruce-

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[Years later, Jason returning to Gotham with the fury of a thousand suns and the chaos to match it]: I'm gonna make your life a living HELL, Bruce

Dick, older and relatively more chilled out: Okayyyyy, maybe let's just– calm down a lil, haha, no need for the theatrics

Jason, betrayed, observing a Dick Grayson who is teaching his new younger siblings to behave and be mature: Dick, what the FUCK

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Present!Dick, mentoring Tim: Make sure not to be too impulsive, don't wanna raise Bruce's blood pressure

Red Hood!Jason spying on them from afar: Who even ARE you??

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Jason: So you teach me ALL of that, only to turn into the ONE thing you despised so greatly all those years ago

Dick, sweating: Well-

Jason: I'm ASHAMED. How can you be worthy of being called my PREDECESSOR?

[autumnmobile12]

I look at this and I remember the CNA class I took and I find myself asking, 'Setting aside for a moment the detrimental mental health effects of prolonged isolation and being denied sunlight, how is this maintained? How is he fed? Who is cleaning up after him? How are they observing basic hygiene?'

I speculate because this lives rent free in my head and actively disturbs me, and there is no good answer that gives Touya any sense of dignity in regards to quality of life. In short, I could really use a conclusive answer of whether he miraculously improved and didn't need this medieval-looking torture set-up or he died shortly after and didn't have to endure this for long. And since he doesn't appear in the epilogue, I guess we'll never know.

[uhohdad]

Drabble requests?? If you would be so kind to humor me then-

Could there be like... soft and kind könig? Maybe just really gentle and domestic cause a while back i saw someone make headcanons of him being like a really mean guy and like all to them for sure!

But I was having a bit of a bad delusional day and könig is one of my attachments and seeing it made me so so sad and a bit paranoid cause like! Thats my partner! He wouldn't be like that!

So uh. Maybe just really soft comforting könig? If thats ok? Cause despite it being a few days now I still can't shake it and I feel bad over it :( hes such a silly but really good comfort for me. Big Austrian man ♡

Anyway if its no trouble then thank you! If not then its alright! Take care ok? ♡♡♡

for you my sweet beautiful anon? anything. i know könig would treat you like his liege ♡

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Köni💕: ‘How s work?’

Liebling: ‘:(‘

Köni💕: ‘o no, what happenbed?’

Liebling: ‘nothing. just nervous and weird. per usual lmao. 🙃’

Köni💕: ‘ill make u feel better when u get home’

Liebling: ‘:’)’

The aroma hits like a wave as you push the front door open, your mouth watering and tummy grumbling at the smell alone.

“Meine Prinzessin,” König calls as you set your bags down with a heavy thunk, “Did your day get better?”

“Just now,” You say, palm flush with the wall to support yourself as you kick off your shoes, “Whatever you’re doing in there, it’s art.”

“Your favorite,” he says proudly, a bit of a tune in his tone.

A giddy, mischievous giggle leaves you.

“Comfy clothes on the bed,” He adds.

You give a soft little whine, because it’s just too sickeningly sweet how he dotes on you.

After changed and settled, he’ll serve you your plate, listening intently as you vent about all the little things that have been bothering you lately.

“And, I don’t know. I know I shouldn’t feel this way, but I can’t-”

You sigh before continuing, “Sometimes I have this stupid voice in my brain, and it just tells me that you don’t actually like me, and I’m just not good enough for you. I know it’s not true, but it still gets to me, sometimes. Y’know?”

You look at him, faced pinched and a hand rubbing the back of your neck.

“I have the same stupid voice,” He says, those hooded blue eyes trained carefully in you, “But know little one, I love you more than anything.”

You pinch your nose at him, but you still have to fold your smile, cheeks warm and bunched.

“I love you more than anything, too,” You say sheepishly to your plate, tone soft as your fork absentmindedly plays with your food.

Once tummies are full and plates cleared away, König herds you to the couch, draping you with a cozy blanket. He fixes you a tea before joining you, happily letting you rest your head on his thigh. He’ll tolerate your silly little comfort movie without complaint, stroking your hair, playing with the soft locks. He doesn’t dare move after you ensnare him by falling asleep, snoring softly into his leg long after your half-drunk tea has gone cold. ♡

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♡gentle!könig

[pucksandpower]

Sometimes it breaks my brain that the same man who said “I was faster, I passed him, I won” after Multi 21 is out here building literal houses for bees

[watchoutforchildren]

I can’t believe Quotev is going to die before Twitter

[linusbenjamin]

Happy Birthday to Terry O'Quinn 🎂 (b. July 15, 1952)

[josiebelladonna]

the fact that this meme is a thing with artists on instagram is sending me.

after the big stink we made. after the fact that everyone was throwing arms not even three months ago about instagram deploying ai on us without our consent and without an option to get out of it. after the posts about glaze and nightshade, moving to cara, the long winded rants, the strongly worded™️ captions, the (crocodile) tears, the whining, the bitching, the complaints… and here they fucking are, using chatgpt and directly feeding the thing we were all supposedly against.

you either die a badmotorartist or live long enough to see yourself become one of the “artists” with upwards of 10k followers.

[post-it-notes7]

You said that Arthur and Nonsurat created the GSA, and then Dragato and Falspar joined as generals. Is there a timeline you have in mind for how the GSA formed and worked until it fell?

I've got a loose timeline that I stick to regarding it, though it would probably be a little too convoluted to present all at once, so for now here's some related fun facts! (not necessarily in chronological order)

Arthur (and Nonsurat) created the latest iteration of the GSA, arguably both the most successful and most tragic one the galaxy has seen emerge.

The GSA Arthur lead was very small at first; he began to build it up by traveling around in search of other star warriors and making connections with those who were sympathetic enough to lend help. He had an extensive list of locations he would go out scouting on his own as the army began to grow. Because of this, the GSA had many smaller, make-shift bases hidden on planets, designed to serve as both safe houses and the foundations for larger bases if they ever needed to rapidly move locations. (The majority of these were destroyed in Nightmare's ambush)

Garlude was a longtime member of the GSA, and had fighting experience prior to joining. She initially served as a young trainer for new recruits, through which she met Falspar and Dragato.

Nonsurat was in charge of the GSA's archives, a collection of all their gathered information that included known star warrior abilities, monster catalogues, and even old fables Nightmare had tried to vanish from the galaxy's collective knowledge. (It was considered destroyed in the final ambush.)

Arthur was initially against appointing more generals, preferring to keep everything on his plate to assure the best effort possible was being put into leading the army at all times. The larger the GSA grew however, the more impossible that became, and he eventually caved and began seeking those who might fit the position.

Nonsurat has always been Arthur's first general, while Falspar was officially appointed the second. Soon after, Dragato was chosen as the third.

Garlude was offered the position prior to both of them, but turned it down, wishing to remain closer to the other star warriors and more active out in the field.

Meta Knight joined the GSA in what would be considered its later years, though he both fought during, and greatly contributed to its peak years when the glimmers of a potential victory began to appear in what had long since been a doomed war from the start.

From the very start, even before the GSA, Arthur sought the Star Rod.

That's all for now, thanks for the ask anon!

[naniyou]

The time has come to bully @staff again

We can’t let them take away the search function, we can’t let them add public likes, and most importantly, we can’t let them add an algorithm

[rayatii]

What is your Hogwarts house?

I beg you'll forgive me, but I feel like I can no longer answer questions of this kind without a whole discussion on how I have grown absolutely disenchanted with the Harry Potter franchise and J.K. Rowling's growing villain arc. It's particularly egregious in that she herself stated that supporting Harry Potter equals supporting her anti-trans views (also we're not talking about her recent book that was both transphobic and Islamophobic at the same time; mentioned this bc I was raised Muslim). Her bigotry is truly starting to seep more and more into her works. You will see more posts about it if you explore the "fuck jk rowling" and "fuck jkr" tags on my blog.

(but anyway, I am... was... a Hufflepuff. Yes, I was a fan, but I was able to let go of the fandom almost as soon as her villain arc started. And besides, the Fantastic Beasts franchise was starting to really suck.)

[nerdby]

All I can imagine right now are all the artists downloading this and lining up to sue the fuck out of Disney and Ali Selim for using their art for the Secret Invasion credits🤣

[fedorasaurus]

King Lassic: Do you really want to kill an old man?

Me, slamming the A button: YEAH! 😳

Me: ...Oh wait, he said "kill."

[aloeverabagel]

I'm a mandarin fiend

I'm shoving them into my mouth at speeds not known to human kind

[altblock-tm]

NOO NO NO NO NO I MISCLICKED AND ACCIDENTALLY SENT A COMMUNITY LABEL REQUEST FOR THE AROMANTIC SLENDERMAN SHIRT I RBED I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I WAS TRYING TO LIKE IT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN FORGIVE ME

[armory11]

Big News!!!

Dr Doom actor has been anointed and it’s one of the best castings I have ever seen. Mostly cause I’m obsessed with the actor.

It’s Robert Downey Jr!!!!!!

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain…