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czhybrid · 1 year ago

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#all the pretty girls walk like this #you can tell by the way i use my walk #making my way downtown #transformers #rise of the beasts #rotb #optimus prime #tfp optimus #bumblebee movie optimus #cab with legs #truck with legs #look a those honkers #memes #random #i have more

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goatsmell · 1 year ago

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Cossacks Without Corduroys

It’s taken me so long To hit my stride, that I’ve run out of pants, and My underwear can hold Only so many things

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anxiousapplepie · 15 days ago

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Roleswap Sus event combos Everybody gets a turn being the suspect and the suspectee! Nobody enjoys the experience, though.

#I get the most feels out of Researcher!Isa trying to go for a subtle “you know you can tell us if something is wrong” approach to Bonnie #but Mira walking up to Odile like #“I am genre savvy and know what you are madam. You have to be emotionally vulnerable madam. please don't make me quote TCOCC at you.”#makes me laugh way too much #in stars and time #ISAT Role!Swap AU #my art

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cozylittleartblog · 17 days ago

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me omw to scare mormons out of a wendys!! 🍂🖤🍟

ootd from like 2 weeks ago and yes that really happened

#ootd #doodles #art #illustration #fashion #fall #autumn #autumn vibes #cozy vibes #self portrait #artists on tumblr #i havent done an ootd drawing in a while and i just wanted to Make Something #the mormons story: my friend and i stopped at a wendys and there were these two Stock Image Of Mormons dudes sitting at a table #and me and my friend are obvious gay and in different directions. you can tell we are Queers(tm). i look like This and he has #long curly hair and huge earrings. we are the poster children of what mormons prolly show kids and say 'these people are going to hell'#you'd think we had walked in holding signs that say WE LOVE GAY MARRIAGE AND ABORTlON with the way they stopped and started #muttering to each other while looking dead at us in the checkout line. like the entire time. and after a few minutes of whispering to #each other they pick up their food and book it tf out of the restaurant. still looking at us *as they go out the door*#it was so fucking funny. anyway then we stole their table #good! gtfo. i dont want cultists with my fries thanks #im glad my gay autistic aura is strong enough that i scare freaks like that by just Standing There thinking about a crispy chicken BLT #sounds like a 'and then everyone clapped' story but that really did happen to me and ive been laughing at it for 2 weeks now #what Isnt true is that i pulled a whole leaf out of my pocket. that shit was in pieces. and i dont know where it came from

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aq2003 · 4 days ago

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berowne "my girl is so beautiful i hope i die" love'slabour'slost

#berowne has one brain cell and he uses it to come up w new & creative ways to say 'rosaline is the prettiest woman to ever walk the earth'#love's labour's lost #shakespeare #berowne #rosaline #my art #ws #david tennant #nina sosanya #<- specifically their versions of berowne and rosaline btw you can tell i did not want to draw those over detailed outfits tho #Once again i am here with fanart of a dt shakespeare role nobody gives a fuck aboutgshjlkhflkjbhflkhlkj2 #(im trying to draw one every week until i see macbeth)

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icewindandboringhorror · 10 months ago

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sneeping with his legs up over his head for some reason... weird boye

#cats #love the second picture... skrungly sleepy well rested boye face...#since he's an elderly boy now sometimes when he wakes up from a nap he looks a bit scruffy and squinty eyed #Hard to beleive he's like 15 though.. he still looks like a kitten to me.. due to his giant round creature eyes and childlike demeanor #I think it's interesting that like... baby cats are babies. kittens are kittens. and you can tell a cat is like 'young adult' phase #looking from like a few months to maybe 1yr or 2yrs.. but after that they just always look the same to me #a 5 yr old cat is a 10 yr old cat is a 15 year old cat. unless the cat in question is particulalry aged or youthful #I still have so so little energy... it's been icy here this week. like not even FUN but just scary icy even thoguh i lOOOVE the cold #and its my favorite weather. I think it'd be okay actually if I had a woodburning stove/fireplace/hearth thing. literally thats my only #concern with the power going out. I genuinely don't mind stuff like having to go to the bathroom in buckets or cook over a fire or do other #less conveninet things. Its just that if eveyrhtng is electric then you have no way to cook and all of that. well.. and I literally need #background noise to go to sleep lest my ocd sprials become so loud I am slowly driven into maddness.. but a few battery packs or something #and a phone with one downloaded video I could play on repeat is fine for that. I dont need internet. ANYWAY.. so so sad that my fav #orite season ever (winter) is here. and the first cold of the winter is like... just an ice storm that you cant even walk in. I #love like 4 feet of snow where you can play in it and stuff. But just a thin flat sheet of a few inches of ice over every imaginable surfac #is not really playable. the wind speeds are so high and so many trees fall it's actually not that safe to go hang out outside anyway unless #you were in a totally clear open field. which is SAD also because i love ice and high winds. i love to stand out there and get whipped in t #he face with ice crystals and feel like I'm in some dramatic movie or something. but alas.. the threat of being attacked by a falling tree.#I did go out some but again it's like. literallyyou cant walk on it. so I just squatted and dragged myself along the ground lol #One of my stories has a whole section where the main characters are trapped in a deadly cold environment for a week and have to use magic #to survive and etc. etc. so I'm always like.. ouuu.. I should go in the ice.. it's Writing Research actually.. *foolishly gets frostbite*#THOUGH yesterday I went on a harrowing evil journey down a bunch of icy hilly roads to go check on some person's cat because the cat #had been left in the house for like 5 days at that point with nobody to check on them and nobody else seemed to want to do anything #about it (like call all of the neighbors or try to get someone out there) so I just went myself with a roommate who agreed to drive me.#It seemed acting totally normal and I gave it more food and water but.. I am still worried about it.. Apparently the person will be able #to get back to their house tomorrow but.. I dont trust them. But I couldnt take the cat with me because it's like.. a stranger's cat #basically and also no carrier + very skittish.. so I feared if I just tried to carry them bare handed they'd definitely leap from my grasp #and then it'd be like.. sliding on a sheet of ice chasing a cat and so on.. I still think they need to be watched for health issues tho >:|#ANYWAY.... many cat adventures lately... and strange weather... I wish for a normal week without always so many Things Happening.. augh

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stuckinapril · 6 months ago

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kinda crazy how the main girl group I went out with fell out bc of a man tbh

#all the way back in December oomf threw a bonfire and I went and it’s like a huge countryside estate basically #So I got really drunk and started riding a golf cart around and he joined me (his idea)#And then he started telling me how he’s only 23 and how he can sleep w any woman he wants and basically feels like he’s settling???#I was too drunk to comprehend this so I was like Wow you don’t mean that right #Then he hit on me later that night and walked in on me and the guy I was into making out in his car #By his car I mean the guy im into #My friend’s boyfriend literally walked up to the car multiple times to check in on us #Actual worst night of my life #I mean the other guy just wanted to fuck me so no heroes in this story but honestly still insane I was caught in the middle of that #we’re going out together tonight tho so yay #(I do not wanna see her boyfriend’s face I hope he’s not home bc im picking her up tonight)

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dykedvonte · 8 months ago

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If Ulysses has a million haters, then I'm one of them. If Ulysses has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE. If Ulysses has no haters, that means I'm dead. If the world is with Ulysses than I’m against the world.

#this is slightly joking but like also not but also like am mixed on Ulysses on many factors #infuriating because i sympathize with his pain but it’s like #he is a well written and fundamentally flawed character whose hypocrisy I found doubly in #black characters I can tell were designed by white people with a semblance of an understanding of activism and bipoc oppression #but not enough for the character to not feel like hand holding for the majority white audience #plus personal grips with the whole twisted hairs thing and reference to slave braiding patterns #Ulysses irks me as a black person on a weird personal level and I can go into debt on why him being black is a big detractor for him to me #like he continues this cycle of distancing himself from his roots before remembering over and over again through his actions #he leave so much in his wake that the courier ends up correcting or helping like in honest hearts and old world blues because he’s self #righteous in a subtle way even to himself that he believes he stand out of his one man rule when he does not play an active hand #saw a post talk about how you choose to continue moving through his story and can leave at any moment and this it is partially your fault #but what of the oath that is set before you and is forced to take that he set up #I do not have to walk it but when I do the steps are not my own but those taken for me #you have to go out of your way to change it which is not something he expects because he’s playing by a story he’s been perpetuating in his #head about you two and the effect one man has when he’s continually been that one man more so than you as many of his actions directly lead #to the one you go through also the irony in the flag he continues to bear being the real reason he has no home #like he reps it when the package is likely enclave and thus use the same symbol #also still can’t get over how anyone could have delivered the package and he tries so hard to act like it was the couriers destiny or fate #when this was the one case of chance and that once man was likely a enclave engineer and how it’s really is never one man #it the process and he’s so annoying about it like he’s a cool character but if you don’t believe in his philosophy or already went through #these ideas cause they are very common talking points in poc especially BIPOC spaces he’s just old hashings and stunted #fallout #fallout new vegas #Ulysses you upset me but I’m like I feel you could be better if you weren’t so incessant #I don’t think I ever want to make a serious post stating this about him just because I’d start yapping and it’d never get finished #ulysses fnv #fnv ulysses #lonesome road

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jnpje · 9 months ago

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hey. um. i love him

#O_O i really love him #it's getting warmer every day and i can't draw him in a sweater for much longer #by the way. is this site going to. yknow. die #sigh........i kept telling myself I'd get better at it one day #kind of like the way i tell myself i can get together courage to speak up but i never do #using another website just sounds so depressing #im not good at social media. im tired of pretending like i can get good at it #but you can't even pretend like you can jump into a conversation if no one is having a conversation #i wanted to be part of a community here but i never could figure out what belonging looked like or how i could do it #and maybe it's my fundamental misunderstanding of that that prevents it but how can i understand it without experience #I'm so jealous of everyone who looks like they achieved what i couldn't even put my finger on. but since i didn't even understand it #i can't even be sure what exactly im jealous of #the other day i walked past a trio of friends and they had their arms around each other and were laughing as they walked #and i felt really strongly that even though I've always wanted a friend like that I'm actually fundamentally incompatible with that.#there's several reasons #but it made me feel really sad. but it made me feel a little better too. i guess it's really not my fault. maybe. i don't really know #in that moment it felt very much like something that was not my fault. and it was nice and sad at the same time #idk what's going to happen here. but one thing i know for sure is that i can have a happy tomorrow. no matter what #no matter what i have to give up on. i can find joy in other things. even in myself #and if there's one idea that he is about. it's that one

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yanderespamton78 · 7 months ago

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the current state of the arg

sorry guys the art isnt arting D:

(btw if youre confused on why i drew turnip like that i was referencing the picrew he did ages ago bc idk it looked fun to draw anddd i dont like taking reference off real life images)

#i felt like just a lillll bit of a creep relistening to voice messages over and over to find a good quote but. yk what. it was worth it #i totally didnt take reference from the really cool face i used in that animation because im still really proud of it #idk if emi or TD have a sona but if they do im not aware of it and i didnt feel like asking so i just drew both of them as blank characters #im too stressed to scheme lol #maybe #just maybe #i need to stop drinking tea because the caffiene makes me anxious #...#naaaaahhhh #i dont really know what to do with myself atm because i dont want to work on the animation unless turnon is ok out of pure spite #this morning i was absolutely radiating stress #i have a friend who shows up so we can walk together to school and she could tell smth was off lol #i literally could not hide it at all even if i wanted too #i kept pulling my hat over my face thats the main way you can tell that im stressed #not that it really matters that you know that bc none of you are ever gonna witness that but. fun fact abt me ig #ugh #if turnon dies i am gonna cry so hard <333 #and i wont finish the animation <333333333 #(at this point just trying anything to get turnon back)#im gonna make a word doc #i make word docs when im stressed /hj #quick question turnip : is there a way to get turnon out of the situation he is in or is he just gonna die and theres nothing we can do #about it /gen #because i have a sneaky suspicion that we cant actually do anything about this #i swear to god #LETS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!!#A DEFRAG MIGHT COME OUT TMR!!#its been 21 days and a defrag takes on average 20-25 days #ough #turnip and addon im gonna find where you live and i will burn your respective houses down

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front-facing-pokemon · 1 year ago

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#this one's like a fucking mystery. who's that pokémon?? what pokémon is this?? you can't fucking tell unless you open the cut or read below #where i tag what pokémon it is. i think i'm gonna put this one's tags above the actual name of the pokémon just to throw y'all for a loop #because this one? i don't even KNOW what counts as front-facing. i'm ASSUMING it's the top one?? but the prey eyes are just #unbelievable so i included that one under the cut. i don't even know if i can consider that “prey eyes” at this point. what is this thing??#what's the thing protruding?? a mouth?? it doesn't lend itself to making it look any more like a moon! it just— it just protrudes!!#i really just don't understand. what or why this pokémon is or exists. what type is it? pure psychic?#nnnNNAURP rock/psychic. can't believe i forgot about the rock typing considering the way that guy with the solrock in swsh #raid battles used it. whatever i think i've successfully revealed what pokémon this is by now #lunatone #and yes‚ i know now that zangoose walks on all fours in pmd. THANK YOU!!! FOR TELLING ME. EVERYONE ON TUMBLR #i got it when the first person told me. i looked them up. i saw them. with my eyes. i feel like i've talked about pmd enough in these tags #and in asks that i've answered that you all should know how much of a pmd fan i am by now but i guess it's GOOD TO CONFIRM #perhaps no one really does read these tags. unless they have an opportunity to correct me. lasered in on that #i'm not like mad i'm just like WOW everyone told me. that is SO many people telling me after the first one did and i know SO hard #anyway. i'm gonna go remove these tags from the dusclops post. pphhhheew

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faunandfloraas · 9 months ago

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Jeongin having almost no votes on that poll makes sense to me, not because I think he'd do particularly bad but because I'm utterly certain if he ended up stranded with one of us he'd just up and leave and I wouldn't blame him

#he'd be like No. Sorry. Good luck. Bread baii.#seungmin is honestly a wild card bc he didnt get scared much in the haunted ep and he can be calm and level headed #so theres the chance hes actually a decent choice #but then I remembered him asking lee know if he could pick the cabbage with gloves and lee know was like ? Yeah... and i go Hmmm. No.#changbin is strong but also he's a lil city boy and he's a bit of a scaredy cat- hes gonna AHHH and im gonna AHHHH #and the creature will get us... But to go out in the strong arms and against the changbiddies of seo changbin? not a bad way to go #han is clusmy as hell and i think our personalities are similar so together? we'd die near immediately.#maybe by accidentally walking off a cliff or something not actually related to ghosts or strandedness #felix would be crying and freaking out and then I'd get annoyed bc crying makes me Uncomfy and i'd snap at him and then i'd feel SO bad #i'd have to give myself up to the entity as apology for being mean bc who could go on after that?#Hyunjin is gonna scream and im gonna follow suit and we're gonna get taken out also near immediately #but maybe he'd let me wear his versace glasses for a minute #so yeah lee know to me is the best bet 👍 im still goin chan tho #regardless of if you get off the island or not: You- yes YOU- will be attacked and cancelled by stay twitter no matter what #im avoiding go to clean out my uncles house can you tell

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gracieblood · 3 months ago

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crazy but true: the easiest way to make friends is to fucking lie

#STORY TIME i saw this guy in roblox 🤓 with a damien thorn avatar and i walk up to him like omg no way damien he’ll park can’t say hell lol #and uhhh yeah we get talking about sp naturally the conversation moves to ships cause we’re clearly both fucking faggots #and errr yeah we were talking about the movie how we both ship gregstophe #he says his fav ship is dip and he loves pip #my first thought? LIE. fucking lie. okay well no that’s my second thought. my first is to say “i want to see pip hanging” so i say that #and then that’s when i fucking lie. “nah im jk i like pip tbh”#i do not. but that’s okay really i just don’t care that much about him. like yeah he exists i guess #now i realise i must ask a very important question. kyman yes or no. tells you a lot about a person.#so i ask him. he’s a kyman anti. luckily for me i simultaneously love and hate them whilst also having no opinion on them at all so i can #use this to my advantage and agree with him #okay cool we’re friends now. i can’t stop winning!#guys don’t be like me. don’t lie to make friends just tell the truth. tell the truth to the damien hell park guy on roblox god damnit

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hella1975 · 1 year ago

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sometimes i think about the fact my grandparents literally overnight just cut us off and im like. how did u even do that. does it torment you