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inkpotsprite · 2 months ago
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So if there's one thing I've learned today is that the left and right can in fact be united, not through respect or agreement, but through sheer hatred of bloodsucking CEO's.
Hell yes.
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cowpants147 · 19 days ago
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I neeedddd more Foxes on TikTok content! Them doing their own versions of trending videos and challenges like the "dress up as something that starts with your first initial challeneg"
Allison, looking ethereal dressed like a literal Greek God, glammed to the heavens: I'm Allison, I'm dressed as Aphrodite and it's the onw year anniversary of my boyfriends death so I better be the drunkest tonight.
Renee, wearing a real leather F1 jacket/jumpsuit that Allison for some reason has in her closet with a blow up steering wheel in her hand: I'm Renee, I'm a race car driver and I think Nicky might be the drunkest.
Andrew, dressed exactly the same as normal but has a stethoscope around his neck and a piece of paper saying "Aaron" duct taped to his chest just stares into the camera for 30 seconds until it's obvious Allison will not be leaving without an answer: when Kevin starts puking I'm leaving.
Once everyone has given their answer the video enda with a pic of Nicky and Kevin passed out in a bathtub together.
Or the Trauma Dump Candy salad video which goes off the rails immediately and PSU makes them take down 3 hours after posting
"Hiiiiiii, I'm Nicky and I'm a gay teenage father of two and I brought Nerd Cluster Gummies"
"I'm Aaron and instead of going to rehab my evil doppelganger locked me in a bathroom w a blanket and a weeks worth of canned food and I brought Reeces"
"I'm Allison and my parents didn't even yell at my brother when he got expelled from boarding school for having coke in his room but I got kicked out of the house when I showed up to my deb ball with a black eye and a busted lip after playing (and winning) an exy game. They didn't even ask if I was OK. And I brought cherry flavoured Twizzlers"
"I'm Neil ans whenever I burn something while cooking I have a panic attack cause I start to think about burning my mother dead body in a ditch on the beach and I brought ... Andrew what are these called? Oh, I brought sour patch kids"
"I'm Kevin, I grew up in a cult and I brought raisins" except he's body tackled by a blonde blur before he gets a chance to dump the raisins into the bowl.
Them posting stupid shit to popular sounds:
Aaron, sat on the couch, study notes laid out around him, energy drink cans littering the place: I want to sit back and enjoy my my evening when all of a sudden ...
Camera flashes across the room to Neil just minding his own business: ... I hear this aggravating, grating voice
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The "My Shalya" sound over clips of Neil absolutely violating people.
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Zoom up of Kevin in full Queen Day sttess mode on the sidelines of practice with the sound "yes I'm a drama queen, but it's not by choice" playing over it and when it gets the "it's genetic" part the video zooms out to show Wymaxk next to him with the exact hand on hip, stressed look on his face
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Renee doing the "actually I do cuss a little" sound while she's getting her gear on to spar with Andrew and when it reaches the "probably fuck" portion of the audio the clip switches to her taking Andrew downnnn. And then there's a beat drop just cause.
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Another edit of Neil but with the "am I the drama? I don't think I'm drama" sound.
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Upperclassmen scrolling through news articles or flipping through sports news channels rhag are reporting on them while miming along to "is this fucking play about us"
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Some teammates, probably upperclasmen, definitely Nicky also miming along to "I'm sorry, not everybody fits in the bad bitch genre, it's a genre, not everybody fits on the he roster" while dressed in full exy uniform, with the caption "when you're coach only recruits the most traumatised bitches"
And forcing teammates to do "day in the life" "what i eat in a day as a member of the most fucked up exy team" and "ootd" videos.
Andrew (bribed with alcohol, ice cream and ten dollars) does a What I Eat in a Day as depressed mother of 3 whose forced to play stickball. There's no sound, its just the picture carousel style w block letters next to pics of his food:
Breakfast is a massive mug of hot chocolate with half a can of squirty cream and marshmallows.
Breakfast 2 is a big bowl of whatever sugary flavour cereal that's overflowing w E Numbers and almost illegal food dye you guys have in the US.
Snack 1 is a chocolate bar.
Lunch is a slice of pizza, fries and then there's a hand forcing salad onto his plate. Andrew adds a note to this pic saying "I'm allergic to green, Kevin's trying to kill me"
Snack 2 is a an energy drink and a cigarette
Dinner is a pint of ice cream
Midnight snack is just a pic of Neil which Andrew thinks is an obvious coming out without coming out vibe but everyone is immediately worried about Neil's safety and there endals up being a Reddit thread about Andrew being a cannibal.
Then they post a follow up video of Kevin reacting to this and he just watches on in despair saying "no. no. Andrew you have a nutritionist!"
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tuttle-did-it · 14 days ago
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I don't want to see any images of Sieg Heils-- or any other revolting images like that.
This is what I think we should be seeing on our dashes instead. This is what I want to see when I open this app. This is the image I think tumblr should be flooded with right now.
Especially as we have new folks coming from other platforms.
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What about you? Do you want to see Sieg Heils or do you want to see someone angrily ripping a swastika flag in half?
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sensiblereblogifposts · 3 months ago
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We interrupt our usual broadcast to ask the USAmericans out there, please make plans to go vote for Harris.
What ever you think of Kamala Harris, remember the other guy is basically a fascist.
One of the two will take office after the election - there is no other possibility.
Please do your part in keeping Trump out of power. Go vote for Harris.
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viroraa · 3 months ago
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bg-anon · 8 months ago
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@rvspecter @blush-and-books Saw you guys were wondering whether or not he uses teeth in that one post. So here ya go! Slowed down and brightened (to the best of my abilities because I've never created/edited gifs before). I was just going to do the neck scene but I wanted to see this entire scene with better light, unfortunately, I can only show you the lower-quality versions because of the upload limit.
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midnight--sadness · 8 days ago
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just saw the worst take of all time on tiktok......... like fork found in kitchen i know but good god 😑
the idiots on that app are always like "🤓wElL tHe GaMeS hAvE bEeN hApPeNiNg SiNcE tHe 80s🤓" to justify gihun being idiotic to think he could stop them
u dumb bitch GIHUN DOESNT KNOW THAT!!!!
WHY WOULD HE ASSUME THESE FUCKASS GAMES HAVE BEEN HAPPENING FOR DECADES????
HE LITERALLY ONLY FOUND THEY WEREN'T A ONE-TIME THING WHEN HE SAW THE SALESMAN IN THE SUBWAY AGAIN!!!!
ARE YOU BRAINLESS??? ARE YOU A CLOWN??? ARE YOU DEVOID OF BASIC EMPATHY???
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royaltea000 · 7 months ago
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Fourth of July is so funny cuz it’s the one time every year that people decades past their hetalia phase will wake up in a cold sweat and go “there’s only one character I can draw for this day… 👁️👁️💦”
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The world if people stopped applying their understanding of "conservatism" and "religion/christianity" through a very modern, deeply American view onto Death Note (a manga from the Early-mid 2000s which is very much set in the cultural and societal context of early-mid 2000s Japan and all that entails):
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#death note#fandom wank#i just be ramblin#listen I get it there's christian imagery#it's not bad to go over what that entails and whatnot. fun even#but beyond some potential parallels and symbols you have to understand that this is a japanese story set in japan in the early-mid 2000s#(and later an imagined 'future' from there)#you are not understanding the story if you're placing the characters on a political spectrum of beliefs based on what conservatism looks#like to you#you're superimposing your personal modern experiences and your country's societal/cultural state onto Death Note and it's characters and#calling it 'a reading'#I genuinely don't know how many more times I can endure people acting like Soichiro Yagami and Teru Mikami have the exact same set of#beliefs and religion and standards as a Southern USA republican/ultra conservative super christian#Or hell. People assuming that Light Yagami can't ever be relatable because someone like Light looks to them like a teacher's wet dream of a#perfect student who is always working hard and studying#when the truth is that while Light is the top student in Japan at one point‚ everything he is doing is within the realm of expectation for#'good' Japanese students. Not exceptional or supernatural or beyond dedicated. Good.#This is a manga where the time period and the setting and society at the time are deeply important#And you will never hope to have an understanding by forcing it to conform to what 'normal' society looks like to you#relating to character's experiences can go beyond relating and end up in territory where you're superimposing your experiences onto their#fictional reality and calling it canon#edit (because people put some good tags on this post): even though I was kind of vague about it this also goes for assuming that#christianity is the only possible religion any characters could be into#the options aren't either athiesm or christianity. there are other big religions in Japan#and in the same way Christianity colors American society and experiences even for people who have never practiced‚ so goes the way society#and people's general beliefs are influenced by Japan's major religions#the person in the tags who mentioned Shinto gets a cookie
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palaeosinensis · 4 hours ago
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number-onekidqueen · 3 months ago
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To all the women, people of colour and different cultures in America, I’m deeply sorry for the outcome of this election.
I’m not even American, and so I can’t begin to imagine the fear, pain, resentment, oppression and all other complex emotions you must be feeling. This is truly a horrible result, and I’m not going to lie and say I think this chapter of americas history will be good or easy.
All I can offer is my absolute empathy and the fact that my inbox is always open. Don’t take this out on yourself: you did the best you could, and are doing the best you can and so many others did too.
I know it’s not today, and I know it’s hard to hope, and it’s easy for me to say when I’m removed from this awful situation you’re facing. But one day, all the fighting you did and that you continue to do and that you will do will change something. It will.
And until then, however I can I’m here to support any of you and hope that you can stay strong however you can. I hope you’re feeling better or that you can soon.
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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starleska · 5 months ago
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as a person who, after tapping a texture with one hand, needs to tap another, similar texture with the other hand in order to feel 'balanced', watching Monk mix regular and decaf coffee in order to balance the amount of coffee in two pots and 'make it even'…i feel seen and called out 💀💀💀
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imagine-lassie · 16 days ago
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Imagine Lassie sick in bed, flopping to the floor and pulling himself to his closet so he can get ready for work.
Now imagine seeing him like this, so you immediately drag his ass over to the living room couch. Soon he’s all wrapped up in a big puffy blanket, sipping chicken noodle soup from a thermos, and watching reruns of Cops.
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someguywriting · 3 months ago
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Now is the time to take care of yourselves. Tomorrow, the people around you whom you know and love will not suddenly change because of an election result; the social climate around your work, school or town will be the same as it always was. We're all people, living our lives, and an election result cannot change us overnight. Things will change, however. Keep on keeping on and never stop fighting.
Protest, fight, wage war, if only to keep the society we know and those around us from falling into the ideals of the government; stay strong. Fear is how they control you. Fear and hate are at the core of the Republican party; hate of people of color, immigrants, LGBTQ+ people, women's rights. But, rest assured you won't meet an executioner on your way to work. The good of human beings will survive.
The best thing you can do for your country is to continue living your life, proudly and uncompromisingly. Stand with others, take a deep breath. Take one day at a time. We will survive.
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the---hermit · 25 days ago
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How the fuck do i turn off the automatic translator on youtube. I don't want to see badly translated english title in italian. I don't want to hear a mechanic voice translate audio from french into english. I am watching stuff in other languages so i can practice with them. And even if i needed translations i would look for them myself because ai translations suck so bad. I didn't turn on these translations they just arrived like the fucking plague one they. I am going to hit someone with a chair. Get them away from me.
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offorestsongs · 2 months ago
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[SR] JÓZEFINA - CHEER FOR NRC
"You guys better win. I'm not putting on a show for nothing, understood?"
Józia for @cheerleaderman fan event!!! this is kind of low effort, but i just wanted to have some fun and i thought she'd look cute in the outfit
no voicelines because i apparently became allergic to writing them but there's a little bonus under the cut :3c
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exactly five seconds later she runs away, embarassed
taglist (ask to be added <3): @thehollowwriter @tixdixl @scint1llat3 @felix-cant-ski
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