#you are sweet cute and the most funniest person I have ever met and the most nastiest one~ (affectionately)

[peanutbutter-doodles]

✨She's in love with a Demon~✨

A gift for @angelbambisworld featuring her kissona being in love with a certain demon that's always on her mind, you all know who it is :)

here you go enjoy Angel! you deserve this!

( ˘ ³˘)♥

[polakina]

Nonnie from that Javier request here again 👁️

Javier has been rotting my brain for days now but an addition to this is Charles.

We know from that bar fight mission in Valentine that Javier and Charles have different tastes in women but what if they somehow land their eyes on the same lady? Who just happen to be someone the gang newly recruited.

Javier who makes the funniest jokes with flirtatious undertones and keeps the drinks and songs going(definitely the more fun of the two), but also Charles who's more touch than talk and ALWAYS has his hand on her lower back (I'm frothing at the mouth for this).

nonnie i love u, never stop sending these requests

i took this on a slightly different route than what i was expecting to write, but i hope you still like it :)

rating: mature

hard to ignore

It had been a few months since you had joined the gang. Time had flown by, with the heists, the jobs, the hunting. Everything. But you’d gotten to know the people quite well.

Arthur was quiet, but he was sweet. Hosea was one of the loveliest men you’d ever met, which also made him one of the most dangerous when it came to his scams. John and Abigail argued so much that it became white noise to you at night. Micah was an ass. That’s all you had to say about that man. 

Javier was…an interesting personality. He was kind to you. He played guitar well. He always managed to catch your eye across the fire at night in camp. You always smiled, meeting his gaze.

“Morning, querida,” he’d always say in the mornings. “Looking beautiful as ever.” His accent always did something to you. The purr in his tone, the gravel in his voice, especially in the morning. He was a smooth talker, and he knew it. From your perspective, this was how he acted with all women. How you thought he approached every lady who came his way.

But when night fell, he turned into a different person. He was a confident man. In the way he walked, he talked. How he moved through the camp, interacting with everyone on his way to the campfire. How he presented himself, bringing life to the party. Camp always seemed more lively, more fun when he brought himself into the centre of it.

Drinks were flowing just as the sun dipped behind the hill. The guitar was pulled out and its strings were plucked in a melodious tune that got everyone dancing.

It was almost as though he was singing for you. To you. His eyes never left yours when he sang those songs. Those songs that made everyone sway in couples, in a harmonious dance. God, he was good at it. Good at making you feel seen. His entire focus was just on you.

“Enjoying your night, conejita?” He smiled as he made his way over to you, two bottles of liquor in hand, passing one over to you.

“Don’t call me that,” you rolled your eyes, the corners of your lips upturned. He called you bunny. A playful little endearment you’d noticed in your first week of being here. You only realised what it meant when you were strolling through the south end of Saint Denis; an older gentleman called his wife the same thing and you’d asked him what it meant. “Bunny,” he’d said. “My wife, she’s like a cute little bunny. So the name stuck.”

Javier smiled brightly at you. “But it suits you so perfectly, conejita.”

You rolled your eyes again, unable to hide your smile at this point. He was always so upfront with you, never left anything to the unknown. If he didn’t like you, it’d be blatantly obvious. But if he liked you, the entire camp knew. There’d be signs. Not even subtle ones. With you, he found an excuse to come and talk to you, even if you were doing menial tasks like laundry. He’d keep you company, sometimes help out with whatever you were doing. Javier liked to compliment you a lot. Like, a lot. 

Compliment you in ways that made you hide your blush sometimes. “Have I ever told you how beautiful you look in this light, conejita?” “Don’t look at me with those eyes, they’re too pretty to look away from.” The man had a way with words, and you never knew how to respond.

Charles was quiet when you had first joined the camp. Kept to himself mostly, just like Arthur did. But there was something about him that drew you to his nonchalant personality. His large build, strong hands, deadset glare. He was handsome. So goddamn handsome. Never a part of the group, not really even during parties or meals. 

He stayed by himself in the first few weeks of your introduction. He always kept a wary eye out in the camp, and you’d caught his eyes lingering on yours a few times, but often times you thought it was your imagination. He’d not spoken to you for a long while in camp until you were the one to approach him.

But now, months down the line, you knew it wasn’t your imagination. He looked right at you now, not staring in a strange way that made your skin crawl, but observing you. Fascinated by you.

Charles didn’t speak much. He didn’t have to. It was his touches and how he handled himself around you that told you everything you needed to know about the man.

No matter how many times you assured him you could dismount your horse, or scale a wall, he was there. To help you. Always offering a hand, or stabilising you on unsteady rocks. The two of you often paired yourselves together on jobs, since you worked well together as a team. 

Around camp, he’d become a lot closer with you. His hand finding your lower back when he was behind you, so you knew he was there as he reached around to grab another bottle of liquor. His hand outstretched to help you up after you were sitting on the floor by the campfire for too long, your legs aching from the weight of your body resting on your ass.

But his favourite thing was when the wind blew a little too hard, and he had the excuse to brush your hair out from in front of your face. He stood taller than you, a lot taller. His build was wider than yours, more muscles in his arms and chest. The muscles in his back contorting and stretching when he mounted his horse. You looked. Of course, you looked. It was hard not to.

Javier and Charles had different ways of getting your attention. Javier was more talkative, complimenting to you, a lot more confident with his words. Charles, however, took his time with things. He liked to watch from afar, casting small smiles your way whenever you looked over. He communicated with his touch, his hands, his light hold. But Javier communicated with his words. You couldn’t tell which one you preferred more. 

Both of these men knew that they equally vied for your attention. They saw it everyday. They didn’t mind. They didn’t see it as a game to compete for you. They liked how flustered you would get from each others advances.

So maybe…you wouldn’t have to choose between them. Since they seemed perfectly happy working together to get your attention. Maybe, just maybe, you could be selfish and have both.

[norlestappen]

Idea/Request/Me begging you

Tall!Model!Reader X Yuki Tsunoda. With reader being significantly taller than him (like 5'9) and just generally being a goddess.

And she's on the paddock being the biggest Yuki defender of all time and supporting him in whatever he does while being all cutesy about him. Like small man with anger issues and tall woman yelling "Go get 'em sweetie" in the background.

Please and thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hello my bestie, here is your long awaited story, i decided to only put a bit in, maybe a part 2 if wanted "Yukinoooo, I am hungryy" / Yuki Tsunoda x tall!y/n

summary: you are joining your boyfriend Yuki in the paddock and you are just too much of a hot couple than anyone can ever handle Pairing: Yuki x y/n

warnings: too much cuteness, sadly no smut yet

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Y/n POV:

You would never get used to the fact your boyfriend was literally perfection. From his beautiful eyes to the way his Japanese would make you weak, just everything about him made you want to always kiss him, never letting him go. That was, of course, not always possible since you wouldn’t fit into the cockpit with him, you did on the other hand fit perfectly on his cock though. 

He would push you onto him, making you ride him until you were out of energy, just needing you as close as possible for as long as he could. He needed you so much, it might sound unhealthy to others, but for you two it just worked. 

Pierre made it his mission the entire flight to call you two out as you argued over what you would wear to the paddock. While Yuki liked showing you off to others, he hated it when people saw how hot you looked, so he would always stand in front of you protectively. The funniest thing in that aspect is that Yuki could barely cover your breasts with his head since the height difference was just a bit too much than usual. 

Luckily, all four of you landed a few days prior to the race in Miami, which gave you time to recover from the adaption to new time zones. The first two days were always the hardest for you. As soon as you entered the hotel room with Yuki, he just made you lay in bed, not caring about your baggage at this given moment. He just needed to hold you, making sure you were right by his side.

So, this is what you did the following days, just laying in bed, taking walks together by holding hands, always stopping to kiss while you were photographed for most parts of it. So, when you wake up in the early morning of Friday, you know the hard part is coming up. Being a good WAG, looking the prettiest you can, supporting your boyfriend, possibly fighting the team principle again. 

You always hated getting a cab to the racetrack, so you made Yuki drive like a maniac through Miami’s streets and while most would be terrified of his aggressive driving style, you just loved those wild car rides with your boyfriend. Sharing sweet and small kisses whenever you encountered red traffic lights. Nevertheless, one of his hands always to touch your thighs, squeezing you softly to reassure himself that you were there. 

“Babe, why can’t I just quitttt? I want to lay in bed with you all day and just cuddle, making you feel good and have breakfast, lunch, and dinner on our bed” Yuki pouted as he was parking the car directly at the entrance of the paddock. “Well, one of us needs to drive fast cars and it won’t be me because my neck game is by far not as strong as yours” You smirk at Yuki as he almost jumps at you kissing him.

Soon you had to leave the car, journalists tried crowding you as you met up with Michael, his personal trainer. You always felt like a queen going through the paddock, Yuki loved seeing you in heels, making your height even more prominent than it already was. It was one thing that Yuki has always loved about you, your height.

As soon as you got into the motorhome, Yuki basically dragged you along to his driver’s room, claiming to have some privacy with you. Not like you didn’t do that already for the past days, but who would complain to being alone with a Yuki Tsunoda in a small room? Definitely not you, the one who was actively dating the hottest driver on the grid.

As you sat down on the small couch, Yuki made a call to get some food. “Yukinoooo, I am hungryyy and I want cuddles too” You looked at him with the biggest puppy eyes, knowing it works like a charm in your favor every time. “Shhh, I am trying to get us food asap but you need to be a bit patient” And that is the moment where Yuki spoke to someone in Italian for some reason while sitting down on your lap, legs on either side of you while smirking, knowing it always turns you on when he speaks different languages. You put your hands around his waist, looking intensively at him when he put his phone on the coffee table next to you. “Apparently we should have some food within the next 15 minutes, so lots of time to pass while we wait for some carbs” Both of you started giggling all of a sudden, just simply staring at each other, fully in love and awe. ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Plsss give me feedback on it, i just truly need some opinions on my writing, idk why i sometimes feel so insecure but i hope you all love it, especially the Yuki girliesss on here <3 <3 <3 <3

[bloodreddemons]

Hazbin Hotel Episode 5-6 Hot Takes! ~

Lucifer doesn't really seem like a necessarily "good" dad or "bad" dad. He's definitely not the greatest at all but it really does suck that Charlie was pretty much isolated from him. Not completely his fault I'm sure.

I know it's obvious at this point that Lucifer & Alastor don't like each other...but you can definitely tell Alastor HATES him. His face was just stuck on stink the entire time.

To follow that up, I wonder why Alastor doesn't like Lucifer so much. Maybe it has to do with Lilith or Eve?

I like Lucifer's personality despite being the literal Devil he's actually very goofy. I don't think this was even a hot take. Lol.

Alastor saying fuck is the funniest thing in this show so far. It was actually gold. Bless him.

I hate that there was actual discourse surrounding episode 5 regarding Charlastor, and that people who hate the ship took the opportunity to either be pissed about their interactions, or celebrate that the ship is dead.

Hell's Greatest Dad was a nice song I really enjoyed it. Alastor and Lucifer sounded great.

A lot of people have already said this, but I think it's pretty obvious that Alastor was only trying to piss Lucifer off with the daughter comments. I don't think he actually sees him & Charlie as family.

Saying that Charlie can almost call Alastor Daddy was jaw dropping lol. I don't get how the ship is dead. It's definitely revived.

I fucking hate Mimzy. She's just an awful friend. She's literally that fake friend that only hits you up when you need something. I don't get how Alastor has been (hazbin) friends with her for so long. Christ.

I would've just thrown Mimzy to the Lone Sharks.

I wonder who "owns" Alastor? Most likely Lilith, that's what everybody has said. It could also possibly be Eve tho. He's definitely been working with someone.

Alastor's monster eldritch form kinda looks how a lot of us expected.

I don't get how Charlie is going to tell Lucifer, the first fallen angel EVER, and God's actual former favorite, what Heaven would say or think. He's already been there before. He knows how they work.

"More than Anything" was actually a pretty sweet song. It kinda hit close to home. Lucifer really sounded like the Angel he is.

Cherri & Sir Pentious are actually really cute. I kinda saw that one coming. Idk how they'd fuck tho. Ewwww.

Something is weird about Charlie not being on that list when they got to Heaven. Some people have speculated that she's in the wrong place. Hmmmm.

I don't really care for Sera or Emily. Idk I just don't. Sorry y'all.

"Welcome To Heaven" was such a weird gay ass song. 🤣 Why was that white ass twink priest practically moaning lmao...but the song was giving some type of backstreet boys or NSYNC.

I didn't think Lute or any of the exterminators actually had faces. That was a shock.

Even though it was already obvious to so many I was still gagged when the Vaggie Angel theory was finally confirmed. I love the way she met Charlie.

Not a hot take but I fucking hate Lute & Adam for doing Vaggie like that. She definitely didn't deserve it. All she did was spare one fucking child. They're evil.

The blackmailing Vaggie thing was very anticlimactic and dumb as fuck especially since they made Vaggie avoid being questioned. It would've been more interesting if Vaggie did what Adam said and spoke against Charlie at the meeting.

I've come to realize that Heaven is just shit and nobody knows what they're doing. The fact that they have a piece of shit like Adam up there and he himself doesn't know why he's there in the first place is very telling.

I don't think Cherri is a bad friend at all, but it was very off putting for her to constantly peer pressure Angel Dust when he's been trying to have a good streak. I get that she's a party animal and don't give a fuck but she could at least be mindful of her friend that's trying to stop their bad habits.

Angel being protective of Nifty when she was drunk was so cute. I'm happy he saved her from Val even if she didn't need it.

"You didn't know" was meh. It had some good parts I liked the overlapping of "Hell Is Forever" but thats really it.

I feel like Charlie is going to forgive Vaggie pretty quickly. I don't think this dramatic revelation of her past is going to cause that big of a rift in their relationship at all, especially with how quick they made up in episode 3.

[iireneleee]

MY FAVOURITE PLACEMENTS FOR EACH SIGN (with explanation of course 😚😚)

remember, don’t take this too seriously cause this whole thing is fully based on my own personal opinion so im sorry if I didn’t mention your placement(s). don’t be offended okay?! MUAH I love all of yall 💋

Aries: I’d probably say 50% venus 25% moon 15% sun — honestly this is kinda hard for me cause my best best friend is an Aries moon and I get along very well with Aries moons however… this one girl that I broke off all contacts with cause she was obsessive ( she still hasn’t stop💔💔 even though we stopped talking for 2 years, super creepy) 50% venus because omg literally almost every single lovely person I know has that placement it’s mad. maybe it’s bc my venus conjuncts theirs (I’m also an aries venus) they express love in a way I adore so 💕💕 for aries sun, 25% because I’m only close with one aries sun but she’s literally so fly I love. but she says some weird stuff occasionally though she’s too unfiltered HAHAHA love that.

Taurus: definitely taurus moon 50% and taurus mercury 50% — taurus moons are literally the cutest people ever. idk why but all of y’all are like little hamsters in my eyes. taurus moons remind me so much of hamsters. many of you are probably leaders and I love being around you guys. super sweet and always there when I need y’all muah muah. people always stereotype you guys as lazy people but every single taurus moon I know are the most hardworking people ever. super admirable individuals 😚😚 those who have natal taurus mercury people are the funniest. y’all are like LOWKEY old souls. very good people to be in a group project with cause they always voice out the best opinions and ideas. they are also really relatable individuals they say things that many people would like relate to idk how to describe it, meme worthy i guess?? I love y’all so much. sometimes they ignore people when they say stupid stuff but whatever they’re literally one of the best people so they get a free pass.🤫🤫

Gemini: mmmm I’d say 50% gemini suns and 50% gemini risings. honestly, I haven’t met many gemini placements 😭 my sister is a gemini rising so i might be a little biased HAHAH sorry my bad my bad. i love gemini risings they always give me one of the best first impressions. i tend to get along really well with gemini risings and tend to gravitate towards them hehe. also for gemini suns, most are pretty cool. i realise that gemini suns tend to be really nice and grounded when you meet them but when you get closer to them they’re little devils IN A GOOD WAY hahah. all my interactions and memories with gemini suns are actually really good. they always promise a good time 🙏🙏

Cancer: CANCER VENUS🔥🔥 for sure cancer venus. omg i love them. they give really good hugs LOL. super sweet individuals. i love the way they express their love it’s so cute especially when you’re the recipient of the love literally so 😍😍. one of my friends have this placement and oml she gives such meaningful gifts. she is the reason why I have high expectations for gifts LOL. i really hope i get to befriend more cancer venuses 💔💔 they’re really thoughtful people who take initiative very very lovely 🫶

Leo: leo moons 🙏🙏 y’all are so chill. literally are the 😐 people ITS SO FUNNY . I love y’all so much I always have ‘beef’ with leo moons lol literally tom and jerry but it’s so fun. bickering (affectionately) I know I lot who don’t study but r really smart or at least all of y’all tell me you don’t study😐😐 I know a lot of you guys who r dancers too and omg really pro dancers srs srs. super fun people but they lowkey about it.

Virgo: definitely virgo sun + virgo venus I have so many virgo sun babes (aka friends) they’re so so sweet. im always having a fun carefree time when im with you guys. never a dull moment. you guys are like my babies srs srs you guys just gave me that youthful feel and it’s so refreshing omg🫂🫂. virgo venus people are so funny idek why they’re so underrated. they’re also very big mouth literally tell them something humiliating that happen to you and if it doesn’t sound like you’re very bothered by it trust people around you probably also know about it BUT it’s okay cause they cute, I can never get mad at them. also very playful people. 💋💋 i love talking to them but at the end of the convo omg we are like probably fighting / arguing (affectionately) LOL i don’t get many gifts from them honestly but they LOVE to give food. hehe 💋💋 to my virgo venus sweethearts

Libra: libra suns + libra moons so 50 - 50 hehe libra suns are really helpful people. they’re like honestly very libra idk why. they’re so so sweet, always there to listen to you ramble. my mama is a libra sun and omg she’s always listening to me ramble and rant ITS SO FUNNY. sometimes you guys are too nice to people that they tend to take advantage of your kindness so always be on the look out and know your worth 😚😚 . libra moons ARE SO FUNNY. i love you guys, y’all always make me lose my breath over your jokes. super random people who talk about out of pocket things but it’s so unique and fun with you guys that I can’t help but laugh everytime i see yalls face. also pretty smart people. you guys always do your best in things that you’re passionate about and it’s really admirable however, when y’all dgaf about stuff man all that quality work is gone LOL but it’s okay me too. best people to have around y’all remind me of those circus seals. 🔥🔥firee

Scorpio: scorpio venus — I really love scorpio venus individuals omg. they’re always there for you and always ready to attend all your big moments without fail. I had this one friend who has a scorpio venus and she take time out of her own busy schedule to train me for my interview and we stayed at the place until like the sunset it was so wholesome. not only did she do that but she was with me when I got my interview results like I was so shocked I thought she stayed cause she also had something to do afterwards but turns out she had nothing to do and she planned to wait for me and leave right after omg i literally melted. I treasure her so much and because of that I’ve always had a good impression of her. super sweet individuals. little cinnamon buns, warm and sweet. they also really are big on physical touch cliché I know but it’s real HAHA. everyone should have a scorpio venus friend or significant other 😭😭💋💋

Sagittarius: sagittarius moons — out of all my close friends in my click, half are sagittarius moons, it’s literally mad. they’re such unique individuals all of them have different personalities even though they have the same moon. but one thing they all have in common is that they find the weirdest stupidest unfunniest jokes funny. it’s mad. I can pull out a photo of a cat on the ground holding a fish and they’d be cracking up like mad. they all really enjoy being around positive and responsible people, people who are like them. they always burst out laughing idk y they try to hold their laugh but they never laugh normally. I love them though it’s always so comfortable around them MUAHHH💋💋

Capricorn: capricorn moons + capricorn mercury 50-50 — omg my baby capricorn moons, they’re so athletic, or maybe it’s just the capricorn moons I know but omg they’re so competitive when it comes to sport. they’re actually really reliable people even though they may seem quite playful and reckless. they tend to be good at math. love food. they also like to make handmade things for their friends and it’s really random. sometimes I come out of class one day and they just ask me if I want a cookie. LOL and one of my friends gave me a piece of paper that she doodled and drew on FOR ME it’s so cute and random but makes me physically like become the 🥺 emoji. love u guys. for capricorn mercuries y’all have the most underrated humour YALL ARE SO FUNNY LOL. you guys make the funniest jokes with the straightest faces like this face, 😐. MAKES ITS EVEN FUNNIER LOL. y’all tend to text a lot and are quite talkative actually. love you guys cause you guys never hesitate to make the conversation about the other party rather than yourself LOL JOKING ( but FR though you guys make me feel like the main character whenever I’m talking to u ) 🫂🫂

Aquarius: mmm i haven’t really befriended many who have aquarius placements so this may not be relatable😭😭 sorry!! but I’ll have to go with aquarius moons. — I tend to get attracted to aquarius moons cause they seem really fun. idk why but they all seem like a ball of sun to me. they remind me of fluffy cows HAHAH. they’re really cool individuals and they’re really kind. super sweet people who are always willing to help you and take initiative LOVE THEM💕💕. wish I get to know more aquarius moons, they’re just so loveable and reliable. 🫶🫶😚

Pisces: pisces moons 50% + pisces risings 25% + pisces mercury 25%💕💕💕 — OMG pisces moons BRUU literally my babes. I love them so much. they’re always there to help. they’re really responsible people even though they like to have fun. best people to have for group projects. they’re also really good at putting themselves in other peoples shoes hence making them very good at comforting others. very good friends that would do anything for you. they tend to radiate the same energy you give them so always give your best to them for you to receive the best💪💪 for pisces risings, I just really like they’re features. they all give like a reserved energy and many people would think that they’re really high achievers and admirable people with a cute face HEHE. they’re really sweet and awkward at first but once you get to know them omg it’s a huge difference they’re little devils LOLOLOL (in a good way🤫🤫) I tend to have many pisces rising friends maybe cause their rising is in my seventh house but 😚😚 whatever. they’re little choco pies, random ik but it just fits their whole persona . pisces mercuries are really chill people who like to talk. I love them so much cause like tend to relate to one another a lot and i just love to talk to them because they’re so easy to talk to. just pull out a random topic and they would prob be able to talk about it, very versatile speakers. also, they don’t really share their opinions at times. like sometimes i want to eat something with them but their whole face writes “no that looks disgusting” so I ask them if they’re sure that they’re fine with the restaurant and they say that they’re fine but they’re not really fine LOLOLOL they’re so cute HAHAH love them. they always put others before themselves.

made by: @iireneleee

[fairyhaos]

ෆ 2023 WITH FAIRYHAOS: A YEAR IN THANKS

hii there, and yes, this is one of those 'my 2023' year reviews, but make it a letter of thanks to everyone (literally everyone) who i'm thankful for this year—and get ready, because it's a long list.

but first, some stats!

the fairyhaos account was opened 239 days ago (as of new year's eve)

and yet somehow, we have a total of 2877 followers already

i've made 35 moots in this time,

written 143 works and made 13 gifsets,

with my most popular work having 3.7k notes (that's literally insane)

i've made 5.7k+ posts, screamed about joshua for over 500 of them,

and somehow, racked up a total of 106.8k notes! (you guys are crazy. thank you so much)

and so all in all, this has been a crazy year, statistics-wise, but it all truly wouldn't have been possible without all of you.

so... onto the thanks!

first of all, i have to thank the entirety of our moots server, because you guys are loveliest, funniest, most deranged and delusional souls i have ever met, and i'm endlessly grateful to have met you. thank you, everyone! @blue-jisungs @eternalgyu @etherealyoungk @haecien @hannieheartuu @hannyoontify @icyminghao @idubiluv @kyeomyun @mirxzii @rubywonu @slytherinshua @weird-bookworm @wheeboo <3

and then to my incredibly talented cc moots: you guys are literally all so amazing. every time i see your content, you can bet that my eyes are going wide and i'm whispering a small "wow" to myself bc what you all create is so so amazing. thank you for being moots, even if we don't create the same type of content! @ajusnice @fabulaee @goblinvern @h-ao @jeonsupershy @joshuas @seokmins @soonhoonsol @woozis @wonufied @y-ves <3

of course, moots who i unfortunately don't talk to often, i can't forget you! i talk to u guys with varying degrees of frequency, but i love you all so so much and i'm literally so so grateful that we're friends! @aravrs @boosari @gyuswhore @joonsytip @leejungchans @mesanthropi @odxrilove @reikaryu @trblsvt @the-therapist-needs-therapy @wonwoonlight <3

but there's no way i'm forgetting everyone else! to @amxlia-stars , @welcometomyoasis , @wonijinjin and @kittyhuii , thank you guys for having fed my (everlasting) joshua brainrot at one point or another! to @haowrld , @lvlystars , @thepoopdokyeomtouched , thank you for talking with me even if we're not moots! and @sweet-like-caramel , @minhui896 , thank you for being so sweet and supportive of my works <3

to my named anons: 🎐 anon, 🍒 anon, 🐾 anon, thank you so much for loving me enough to pop into my inbox with ur own cute emoji :) and to the named anons who revealed their names, thank you and thank you for feeling comfortable enough to tell me who you are as well <3

and to my unnamed anons, to the anons who came in and wrote one ask before leaving, and to the anons who come back but without any emoji: i see you! and i'm thankful for you interacting with me <3

also thank you to you—yes, you, lovely followers, because even if you and i don't talk, i'm endlessly grateful that you liked me and my work enough to follow!

to everyone who's interacted with my work in one way or another, thank you so much, and i hope to provide more content for you in the future!

2023 has been a crazy year, both for me personally and also the fairyhaos account, and i've only been able to get to this stage right now because of all of you, and for that i'm truly thankful.

happy new year everyone, and i hope you are all nothing but happy and healthy in 2024 💗

[theslasherslut]

How would the relationship be with the reader outside the yanderes and poly Eddie and Frank?

Let us be obsessive

Paring: you,Eddie,Frank

Ww: Yandere tendencies

A/n: I have not explored the Eddie and Frank relationship in my writings. So, please forgive me if they act a little off

Requests are still open

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Ever since you moved to the small town of Welcome Home in the early 70s, Eddie and Frank had been your best friends. They were fun, loyal, adventurous, and always there for you when you needed them.

But you never thought of them as anything more than friends. You had no idea that they had feelings for you, that they wanted to be more than friends. You had no idea that they were hiding a dark side, a side that was obsessed with you, that wanted to possess you, that would do anything to make you theirs.

You had no idea until it was too late.

It started with small things. Eddie would send to you more often, asking about your day, your plans, your feelings. He would send you smiley faces and hearts, and sometimes pictures of himself making funny faces or holding cute animals. He would say that he missed you and that he couldn’t wait to see you again.

Frank would show up at your house, your favorite spot, your hangouts, claiming to have a surprise or a gift for you. He would bring you flowers, chocolates, jewelry, or anything that he thought you would like. He would say that he wanted to make you happy and that he knew what was best for you.

Eddie would compliment you on your appearance, your intelligence, your personality. He would say that you were the most beautiful girl in the world, that you were the smartest girl in the town, that you were the funniest girl he ever met. He would say that he loved everything about you and that he wanted to be with you forever.

Frank would touch you more frequently, holding your hand, hugging you, kissing your cheek. He would say that he loved the way you felt, the way you smelled, the way you tasted. He would say that he needed you and that he wanted to be closer to you.

You thought they were just being sweet and attentive. You thought they were just being good friends.

But then they started to change. They became more possessive and jealous. They would get angry when you talked to other people, especially other guys. They would badmouth or sabotage your relationships with them, making up lies or excuses to keep you away from them. They would say that they were the only ones who cared about you and that everyone else was trying to hurt you or take you away from them.

They would act overly clingy and needy, and guilt-trip you into spending more time with them. They would say that they felt lonely and sad without you and that they couldn’t function properly without your presence. They would say that they were afraid of losing you and that they couldn’t live without you.

You thought they were just going through a rough patch. You thought they were just insecure and lonely.

But then they crossed the line.

They looked each other and then at you with hopeful also nervous eyes. Frank took a deep breath and said “We love you. We want you to be our girlfriend.”

You were shocked and confused. You didn’t feel the same way about them. You didn’t want to hurt their feelings, but you couldn’t lie to them either. You shook your head and said: “I’m sorry, but I only see you as friends.”

They didn’t take it well. They begged and pleaded with you, saying that they loved you more than anyone else in the world, that they couldn’t live without you, that they would do anything for you. They said that they were the only ones who understood you, who cared for you, who made you happy. They said that they would change for you, that they would be the perfect boyfriends for you.

You tried to calm them down, to reason with them, to let them down gently. But they wouldn’t listen. Eddie grabbed you by the waist and pulled you close to him, While frank Tilted your chin to kissed you forcefully on the lips, ignoring your protests and struggles. Eddie whispered in your ear that you were theirs, and only theirs.

You felt scared and disgusted. You pushed them away from you, and slapped them across the face. You told them to stay away from you, to leave you alone, to never talk to you again.

They looked at you with a hurt and angry expression. They said that you were making a mistake, that you didn’t know what was good for you, that they were the only ones who truly loved you. They said that they wouldn’t give up on you, that they would make you see the truth, that they would make you love them back.

They said that they would never let anyone else have you.

You ran away from them as fast as you could. You knocked on Wally’s door and begged him to let you in. You heard his voice from inside: “Who is it?”

“It’s me, please open the door!” you cried.

He opened the door and saw your terrified face. He gasped and said: “Oh my goodness, what happened to you?”

You hugged him and said: “Eddie and Frank, they…they tried to…”

He hugged you back and said: “Shh, it’s okay, you’re safe with me. Come on in.”

He led you inside his house and closed the door behind him. He asked you what happened and you told him everything that happened. He shook his head and said: “I can’t believe it. Eddie and Frank, they seemed like such nice guys. I had no idea they were capable of such things.”

He said that he would call Howdy and Barnaby and ask them to come over and help you. He said that they were the closest thing to police in Welcome Home, and that they would protect you from Eddie and Frank.

[gensokyogarden]

I think you all have strong points and if my brain were more together I'd ramble about them in detail but since it's unfocussed I'll ramble quickly.

Amber: You pay very good attention to events. Like, I miss muse birthdays and the like all the time. But anytime someone has something special going on you're sending something in for them.

Ran: Sometimes I can barely keep track of my own headcanons from a month ago but you manage to incorporate details from years of portraying your muses into how you write. Also you have a lot of interesting ideas that gives you unique takes on characters. For example I think your Sanae stands out in several ways. Plus you do full story arcs for your characters and that's real cool.

Anne-mun: You are literally so detailed in your lore and when you write longer replies you're similarly detailed in what you write. You're also very dedicated to projects like your smut-spam. You're also better than me at boardgames. Based on just about every one we played together.

Ruler: I called Frozenfairy the funniest but you're also incredibly funny. You're also the only person I know that only writes a single muse and I think that's allowed you to really make your portrayal of Seiga iconic. To the point that I kind of just think of your Seiga when I think of the canon character.

Sethy: You write muses from very different fandoms, and multiple versions of the same character, very well. Your muses always come across as sweet and charming, which makes you very fun to write with.

Nep: I only just met Nep tbh so I'm limited in what I can say, but I think that they lend a lot of life to their muses in the way they write them. In particular I think they've got a really great dynamic any time they write with Ran.

Aurora: First off your pfp is sooooo cute, I don't think I ever said that. On top of that you've got a lot of enthusiasm. Maybe that's a strange way to put it but you're always happy to share things about your muses and to put it into what you write about them. You're also the only person I've ever seen make danmaku for their characters and that's really cool.

Vel: You're able to take a, in my opinion, quite obscure character (Lily Black) and make her fun and interesting. I also think that Mugi and Maki are real fun oc ideas. Expanding on the rabbits that serve under Eirin is super rad. Also, you always have fun ideas about little mini event things. I quite enjoyed the little lottery box thing you did not long ago.

Argo: This isn't a roleplay strongpoint but you're always there to check in on my health and things. I really appreciate that. As a strongpoint of roleplay, I think you adapt to stuff really well.

Kay: I think Kay's most unique strongpoint is her confidence. Kay radiates bad bitch energy and I highly respect it. Beyond that I don't think I need to say much but you've been a real good friend to me.

Noka: Noka you write even more muses than I do and I think anytime you write a muse you make them interesting. I am always excited to roleplay with your muses and I think we need to have them go on more cute adventures.

Soup: You're incredibly funny and also a master of non-sequiturs. Also you give attention to some real unrepresented characters and that makes me happy. Also the music that you make is really cool and I'm always excited when you share it.

Sats: Of course Sats is a really great writer but I think her real strong point is her great knowledge about folklore and how she incorporates that into her muses. The level of detail on some of her muses, notably Parsee, is genuinely so astounding to me.

Sarience: You're always there to make fun in character comments on the little things. Also you give attention to some characters who don't have much of a presence in the rpc like Hecatia. But also you're very good at writing Neka as just a sweet little bud to everyone in Gensokyo. I really like Neka.

Zane: I think your strong point is being dedicated to staying true to your muse's emotions and exploring how they should be feeling. Like when Eri left and you had a full arc of Nyalter working through her emotions. I greatly enjoyed that.

Swigg: You have ideas that go against the standard grain of fandom perceptions and I really like them. For example, your Nazrin is my favorite Nazrin. I also think you've done a great job of both breathing life into technically canon characters (Chang'e) and creating really lovable ocs (Hana).

Kyo: I do not write with Kyo enough but Kyo makes all their muses fun. I particularly love Kyo's take on Marisa. Generally though I'd say your strong point is the energy that you bring to your muses.

Momi: you haven't really been around in the rpc lately, which I understand (miss you though), but just in case ya ever see this I don't wanna leave you out. I think your someone else whose strong point is the level of detail you put into your muses. Like the thought you have on your muse lore is astounding and I aspire to do that some day.

Xana: Xana is a sweetheart. I think her strong point is the humor that she brings to her writing. Also she gives Mima rep and that's a super plus in my mind.

Cobalt: Is someone else that I think has their sense of humor as their strongpoint. Also am I able to say that the way they write Chen is a strong point in general? Like I absolutely adore how Cobalt writes Chen and gets excited any time they're on my dash.

I have no idea what to call Letsspringintoaction and I've been too embarassed to ask but they genuinely feel like the heart of the fandom in my mind. Always showcasing different fanworks on their blog.

Now none of y'all say you don't have strong points or I will go fucking feral.

[burgers-and-french-fries]

Ooh these are really cool. Can I ask what u think would make them laugh?

Of course you can ask that and I agree, these are cool!

Taron: I think it would be easy for him to laugh when he's with you but I also feel like he'd be the type to lay in bed with you at night talking about different memories and laughing all over again at how sill a situation was or just how cute you think other looks when explaining how they felt in a moment. Overall just really cute and sweet.

Eggsy: I feel like he'd be the type to laugh really easily when he's drunk but aside from that, I feel like he'd laugh whenever you two sat and watched old movies and you'd get board and try and get his attention by tickling him or by playfully pestering him which most likely will end in a tickle fight or something like that.

Jimmy: Probably when someone hits on you in front of him and you put that person in their place and they scamper off like a scared animal. It would secretly make him feel good that you'd stand up for him and you guys' relationship.

Eddie: I think he'd laugh at how cute you'd look trying to ski or try doing something that Eddie is really good at that makes you feel proud of. You two really would just be in your own loved up quirky bubble. Very sweet and endearing really.

Dennis: Honestly, he just thinks you are the funniest person he's ever met. You have a way of making him laugh even when he is in a dark place. You always manage to bring him back. Your go to trick is pulling stupid face and making the stupidest sounds at the same time which makes you fall into hysterics along with Dennis.

[bas-rouge]

tell me about your favorite breed from each akc group!

WAH thank you for the ask, I'm glad I wound up saving it for today <3

Herding Group - You're never going to believe this, but. Beauceron. They may or may not be (are) the best breed of all time (imo, lol). I loved them so much as a kid but never thought I'd be lucky enough to meet them and was terrified that I would meet them and they wouldn't be what I expected them to be - which I suppose is true, because they aren't, they're 10,000x better. They have the sweetest expressions, such big, kissable heads, the funnest little ears (I prefer cropped but some of the naturals have such somber, doleful expressions. Love it), and so on. They've usually got kind of rough, wavy fur on their backs, and they're the perfect size to hug and love on. They love to sit on you and lean on you and get so, so offended when you (God forbid!) pay attention to something else. They're fantastic dogs, and I wish I could describe them better. They're unreal. (Honourable mentions - Collies (beautiful, no thoughts, head empty, very loud, more screams from the Collie kennels than from the Sibe kennels), Tervs (sweetest to ever do it), Cardigan Corgis).

Hound Group - Cirneco dell'Etna; second is probably Ridgebacks. Cirnechi are, imo, the cutest ever. They look like little bunnies, and it doesn't hurt that they're sweet, the perfect smallish size, and they're so so so soft. I admittedly haven't met a ton because they're not super common where I live (only one or two at each show, but at least those counts are consistent. There's like one (1) total Dogo that shows in my state lmfao). Ridgebacks are just as sweet, just as soft, and God they're gorgeous dogs. The males get REALLY big, especially compared to the females though, which I just haven't seen in any other breed.

Toy Group - All of them, bless. Really it's probably Chihuahua - Italian Greyound - English Toy Spaniel for me, just because I've been so consistently impressed with their temperaments. Chihuahuas are so stinkin cute, Iggies are so cuddly, and English Toys are Not my personal taste but they have no right being so sweet and gentle and soft. I probably wouldn't ever own a toy breed but one of my favourite non-Beauceron individual dogs I see around here regularly is Tucker, a smooth coat Chihuahua and the most dapper little man I ever did see. He's the best ever. English Toys are really rare where I'm at but I've been seeing a few of them recently, and I like them A Lot, which is weird because I'm not big on CKCSs (love them to bits, but they're not my kind of dog). Might be because they're not as spaniel-y.

Non-Sporting Group - SCHIPPERKE! Second is Finnish Spitz. Schips are such fun little clown dogs that never fail to make me laugh. Their vertical jump is insane. Their dance moves are unmatched. They are violent little bundles of fluff and teeth and sparkly eyes. They're little demons and I'm obsessed with them. I'm always so excited to meet them because they're just the funniest, and they're so compact while being so strong and so motivated that it's just like. I cannot believe that you're a small dog, they're big dogs to me. Finnish Spitzes are just as fun. I wasn't a spitz guy until I met some and now I totally understand the appeal lol.

Sporting Group - Uh I genuinely don't have any really strong feelings on the sporting group, they're all pretty likeable, I wouldn't ever own a Golden, a spaniel (besides a Clumber), or any kind of Pointer, but I'd be down for a Chessie, Curly-Coated, or a Clumber, so I suppose those are my three favourites. I love the wedge-shaped retriever head (field Labs, beloved, however,). I really like Chessie temperament, and I love the look of Curly-Coateds (haven't met many). Clumbers have always been my favourite spaniels - they're SO cute, they're so sweet, they're so silly, and they're so so so soft. I'm sad that they're not more popular.

Terrier Group - Probably wouldn't own a terrier besides maybe a Rat Terrier/American Hairless Terrier, but I love them all. Rat Terriers/AHTs are so sweet, so funny, and so smart. They're such a blast to work with and hang out with, and they're that perfect size and build that they're not too big but not too fragile. Plus they come in every colour ever (Ratties, at least). I like Bull Terriers a lot as well but they like to use their skulls for violence, lol. Skyes are also awesome but you don't see many of them and that's A Lot of hair lmao.

Working Group - Dogo Argentino. One of my dream dogs. They're genuinely such beautiful, cool dogs. As I mentioned there are almost none in the shows around here (only one is ranked in my state for the year the last I checked), but the one I have met consistently has been the sweetest dog with humans. Every time I see him he says hi and gives me many hugs and kisses. A lot of Dogo people are really. I don't know how to put it. There's a lot of gatekeeping being done by people who really have no business gatekeeping other people. There's a lot of irresponsible breeding and ownership in the breed right now and it's definitely not awesome. I also super love Dogues de Bordeaux, German Pinschers (a dog I would own in a heartbeat), and Tibetan Mastiffs. If Presas were recognised by the AKC here, they'd be tied for my second pick with the Pinschers.

Anyway! Sorry for rambling! Have a lovely day!

[bachloretteliz]

Broken Shoulders & Snowboarding Dates

Welcome back people! Ready to meet one of the final 2 contestants? Of course you are, let’s meet him.

We’ll nickname him Ketchup, because his last name looks like a certain ketchup brand. Now I met Ketchup at a football game when he was a senior and I a sophomore. I was on the sidelines doing my photography magic, when this cute wide-receiver stood in front of me. Now this man was just adorable. Charming smile, soft eyes, tall… the whole package. Searched him up on the roster, found his instagram, then found his Snapchat… FBI Agent I know! I even went to one of his basketball games. I know, this is the most middle school crush ever. Now Ketchup was the guy in those romance movies. He was the boy you got one look at and your heart skipped a little beat. Everything about him was picture perfect, he was the guy you wanted to bring home to your parents. All these movie boys have one thing that the girl fell for, well for me it was the way we could be natural with each other. We could go from the deepest conversations to fighting over who is better at what. Of course he was cute, but honestly he has such a pretty personality. He gave off vibes that were so positive, that made you want to be around him.

Of course I also loved his eyes. I saw a quote that says you fall in love with someone’s eyes because they’re the one thing that won’t age. He would argue that his eyes are basic, but I loved them. They were kind of hazel and changed colors depending on the light. Sometimes they were more brown. Brown like chocolate, or brown leaves that shine in fall. And sometimes they were more green, like a forest on the north west coast. They were pretty to me, even if he thinks they’re the color of poop…

Okay now the funniest part in this crush. In his basketball game against my school he broke his shoulder. Why is it funny? He got laid out by one of the smallest and skinniest kids on the team. It was a little funny. Me and Ketchup never dated, he was honestly a little high school crush I had. But he was one of the sweetest friends I had. He had a girlfriend his senior year, so that’s one MAJOR reason why I never expressed my feelings. I also was being realistic in the sense he was leaving for college, and I still had 2 years left of school. It just wouldn’t have worked out. And I’m pretty sure he couldn’t see me like that. So I hid my little crush from him. My one gal friend would joke that me and him were married, and were her mom and dad. But mom and dad got divorced (we didn’t talk for like 6 months because he ghosted me for some reason). Now anytime we talk she thinks mom and dad will get remarried…

We ended up talking for 2 years on and off. FaceTimes here and there, asking for fashion advice (he always asked not me), and just staying friends. I’d ask him for homework help all the time, and safe to say he shouldn’t be a teacher. He’d argue with me about basketball, Fortnite, and his questionable outfit choices.

We went snowboarding once together, and it was so sweet. We were with one of my friends as well, and we just had fun being with each other the whole night. He listened to his Katy Perry and we listened to our Drake. We were actually going off jumps, and he ATE IT. I’m talking brutal wipeout… but I think that night will be one of my favorite memories for a couple of reasons. That night he proved to be true, and was the most genuine and kind boy I know. The guy made sure me and my gal were okay every time we wiped out. Even though the one time I got off the lift wrong and landed on top of him… oops. He also proved to me how a guy should treat me. Even though we never dated, he treated me with 100% respect, attention, and kindness. He made my soul feel seen.

We still talk here and there about random things that pop up, and I honestly have no bad things to say about Ketchup. I think that’s why he’s one of the last two men standing. There was never anything bad between us, and he is one of the most genuine guys I know. Besides the bad snowboarding skills, and broken shoulder, Ketchup was the best little crush and friend I had.

He won’t be getting the final rose, but I wish him the best. Any girl who gets him is lucky. But prayers for her because his rapping/singing skills are horrid. Ear bleeding.

Until next time people:)

[moolylife]

Can I request Mirajane with brilliant yet sarcastic S/O headcanons?

Thanks for requesting ^-^

I may have gone a bit heavy with the sarcasm oops sorry not sorry

Mirajane With Brilliant/Sarcastic S/O:

Its safe to say she thinks you're the funniest person she's ever met.

She'll sometimes pretend to tell you off for being rude to people but she never means it.

S/o always being found at the bar in the guild flirting and chatting with Mirajane.

She likes hanging out with you while she's working. And maybe you can distract her for a little while. WINK WONK

Tons of inside jokes between you two.

She knows that you can handle yourself but she will always stand up for you, she will not tolerate anyone disrespecting you and in those moments her very rare anger surfaces.

Cute dates are a must. I'm talking park picnics, beach walks, cat cafes and much more.

She tries to be serious but when you come out with the most ridiculous things she can't help but giggle.

(Which actually makes you want to do it more because her giggle is so adorable)

Because of s/os nature, they might find it hard to open about their feelings or things that might be troubling them but due to Mirajanes sweet and patience, it's easy to open up to her and she'll never judge s/o.

"When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark." "Find your patience before I lose mine." "It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste." "I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words." "Life's good, you should try and get one." "No you don't need to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time." "Sarcasm-the ability to insult idiots without them realising it." "Oh, god, you've insulted me! What ever shall I do? I'll be mentally and emotionally scarred for years!"

[tsukasalvr]

I heard requests were open so I wanted to request smth :D

can I ask hcs for akane, teru and kou with an s/o who's strict with their student council job in school and is a pretty cold, blunt person but is actually really sweet and kindof sassy. Maybe when reader starts dating them they start to loosen up a bit even during school

AN: HI HI! I had a feeling I would see you in my inbox requesting something soon!!! And yes yes ofc!! I love ur icon btw!!! So cute and a very nice choice of person!!!!!!

; 𝙨/𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙮

𝗔𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗲/𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺: 𝗧𝗯𝗵𝗸

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀: 𝗔𝗸𝗮𝗻𝗲, 𝗧𝗲𝗿𝘂, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗞𝗼𝘂

𝗔𝗡: 𝗜𝗺 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗷𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗻̃𝗼𝘀 𝗺𝗺 𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗷𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗻̃𝗼𝘀 𝘀𝗺𝘀𝗺𝘀𝗺 𝗶 𝗹𝘂𝘃 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘆 𝘀𝗺

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱, 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴

; ᴀᴋᴀɴᴇ

When he first met you, he didn’t care about who you were

You were just someone else in student council who he’s only going to talk to for a few times

He didn’t really care about your strict personality, it just showed you cared

But after talking to you more and more, and you opening up to him little by little m, showing a sweeter side to him, he instantly fell in love and had to date you

When you both started dating, many people were scared of you because of how both you strict looked and acted

So it was a surprise to see you both so close and in love, and not cold to each other

Akane loves it when you scold people for anything, he thinks it’s the funniest shit ever

He loves how you trust him enough to show him a completely different side of you

He loves how you can be cold one second and then be the sweetest person in the world the next, it makes him feel so special and loved

He’s your number one simp after that

Whenever you act sassy towards him he blushes a bit and dramatically clutches his shirt and thinks, that you’re absolutely perfect and that he’s been blessed by the gods

You showed him a new side of yourself which means you trust and love him even more! He might just pass out

; ᴛᴇʀᴜ

Another one who doesn’t mind if you’re strict, it just shows you’re devoted and hardworking to him!

But does find your cold demeanor a bit too much sometimes and will put his hand on your shoulder as a way to say ‘calm down.’

He loves how how your personality can do a complete 180 towards him, finds it really interesting and will tease you a bout it saying how you’re so whipped for him

I mean who wouldn’t ?!

Will even tease you about it in public how you’re so sweet and loving towards him

It confuses people around you like,,,, has the handsome prince Teru gone crazy?! How are you kind?!/?!/

But then they believe him when they see it for themself, definitely creeped out

Akane is definitely scared of you, you look so sweet when talking to Teru but then quickly change to having a cold aura when facing him

If you ever act sassy towards him, he’ll smirk and act sassy right back

How bold of you to act like that towards him

He sees it as a great opportunity to try and fluster you (and he most definitely succeeds! He’s very smooth)

; ᴋᴏᴜ

Was a bit nervous and scared whenever he was near you

You looked so mean and cold- and you definitely were!

But even then he tried talking to you, he was surprised but got happy when he noticed you were opening up to him and showed him a completely different side of you!

It makes him so happy that you love and trust him so much!

Whenever you scold or cold to someone he’s just beside you smiling very bright while holding your hand, a very big contrast towards your icy glare

He’ll only step in and hold your hand or touch your shoulder when he thinks you should calm down a bit

Talks openly how you’re the sweetest and loveliest person he’s met while you hold onto him with a smile

He thinks it’s really cute how you can switch up so fast in less than a second when you’re with him, it’s really funny and amusing to him

Blushes a deep red whenever you act sassy, he’ll try to say something back as slyly as he possibly can but fails and ends up messing up his words and then blushes even more from embarrassment

People who like, reblog or follow= hot asf💕😍

[lunarticxenia]

The Sun Signs

Hi guys! So I decided to make a series. I’m going to do: each sign in each planet, each house placement for every planet, and the aspects for all the planets. This of course is going to be over the course of a month; it’s going to take a while to cover everything LMAO. I’m thinking of doing this and alternating between asteroids, “placements that make people ____”, and astrology observations. Without further ado, here’s my take on the sun signs based off of people I know: 

🪁 Aries: These people are go-getters and know what they want when they want it. I feel like a lot of people associate Aries with being extroverts because they’re a fire sign, but I know ALOT of Aries and 95% of them have been shy. It’s more of the Aries moons that I’ve noticed that have been more extroverted. However other aspects in your chart can determine this. They’re also extremely competitive and very hard workers. Every Aries I’ve ever met has worked their ass off, and they keep working their asses off until they perfect everything. Some negatives are that Aries people can be super dramatic as well, and don’t take other people’s advice. Even when they ask for it, if their mind is set on something, there’s no going back. 

🪁 Taurus: Boy oh boy, do these people just want to go on a 10 year vacation and not have to deal with anyone ever again. These people love the finer things in life; they most likely have a creative hobby or have a creative streak. They also love good food and they love a good nap. Now everyone says Tauruses are super chill, and honestly, it depends on other aspects in their chart. I’ve known super chill Tauruses and super chaotic Tauruses. I’ve noticed the chaotic Tauruses have a lot of Aries energy in their chart i.e. Aries Mercury and Aries Mars (no offense Aries). I’d say a downside of Tauruses is that they can be lazy because they love to relax (however this depends on other aspects) and they can be apathetic a lot. I’ve found that Tauruses can very much disconnect themselves from a situation when they have to, so they can keep calm and grounded. 

🪁 Gemini: These people are social and will talk for hours. I don’t mean this in a bad way. Even the more introverted Geminis, once you get to know them they will talk for days especially about things they’re passionate about. I think it’s a cute and endearing trait. A lot of people hate on Geminis, but I don’t get it. One of my best friends is a Gemini, and she’s the most genuine person I’ve ever met. In fact, most Geminis I’ve met have not been two-faced, at least from my experience. I think that Geminis are also very funny, every Gemini I’ve met has made me laugh my ass off. Every single one. They have a great sense of humor and a very engaging personality. You can see this with Gemini politicians, they’re very charismatic and know how to entertain a crowd. I’d say the more negative side of Gemini is that they can be very flighty about what they want and while they’re social, they’re not always the best communicators when it comes to interpersonal relationships. 

🪁 Cancer: I’ve found that Cancers are either extremely extroverted or extremely introverted; and this can change depending on their mood LMAO. I can speak from experience; I am a Cancer. Sometimes I feel like being social and talking; other times I hate people and I just don’t wanna deal with them. Cancers also always have a softness to them; even if they have a lot of fire energy. I don’t know how to describe it other than they just look like water itself. I’d say some obvious downsides of Cancer are that they can be extremely moody and they can be snippy. If you catch them in the wrong mood, they’ll snap at you. I’m guilty of this as well. 

🪁 Leo: Again, a lot of people don’t like Leos but I love them. The Leos I’ve met have not been self centered at all- in fact they’re the exact opposite. Perhaps it’s the underdeveloped Leo suns who are self-centered, but all the ones I’ve met have always put others before themselves. They’re not cocky at all. I’ve also found that Leos all have really nice hair; this is a stereotype that’s definitely true. I’ve never met a Leo with bad hair. I’ve also found that they’re super creative and even if they don’t have a creative hobby, they have a creative flair. They’re also REALLY funny. I feel like they’re definitely slept on in terms of funny placements. This is the sign that rules “performing” in a way, so of course they’re going to be entertaining. 

🪁 Virgo: My favorite sign. I love all the signs in their own way, but Virgo is my favorite. Every single Virgo I’ve met I’ve loved. I get along so well with them. Virgos are shit on for being critical but it’s because they know that the people in question can achieve so much. Virgos also save that critical energy for themselves and can tear themselves apart if they’re not perfect. These people are also always putting others before themselves and always try to help everyone. Remember the 6th house rules one’s sense of usefulness. They feel that if they’re not being useful in some way to people that they’re not good enough. I literally just want to hug every Virgo. Also they’re not boring at all. FOH. Virgos are literally so much fun. 

🪁 Libra: These people are just so likable. No matter what they do, you just tend to like them for some reason. They can adapt to any type of personality and they have a way of making everyone like them. This is why Libra suns tend to be popular; they’re very bubbly and sociable. Even if they’re not popular, they’re well-liked. However, this can be their downfall as well. They can be superficial and fake. They tend to flip flop in arguments alot, and they try to play on both sides which can create more tension between two people. Also, have you ever seen a Libra try to make a decision? LMAO. Love them though. 

🪁 Scorpio: Your eyes. Holy fuck. You can tell if someone is a Scorpio just by the gaze in their eyes. They stare into your fucking soul. Even if their eyes are a light color, there’s always a sense of mystery and darkness to them. Despite this sense of power they give off, once you get to know them they’re literally the biggest teddy bears. Literally just go up to one and talk to them, they’ll talk to you and be all nice and happy. I’ve noticed that Scorpios just don’t like to talk about their emotions or what goes on in their heads either. They like to look strong and they don’t show their vulnerable side to just anybody. This would be one of their downfalls. They have a hard time being vulnerable and letting people in. They look fierce, but they’re sweet and just want a hug. 

🪁 Sagittarius: The funniest people ever. I’ve never met a non-funny Sagittarius. I work with two of them and they have me in tears laughing. They’re also very smart and you can talk to them about anything. Even if they don’t get the best grades in school (which I rarely see, the Valedictorian and the Salutatorian were both Sagittariuses) they always have a base knowledge about everything. They’re also extremely chill and try not to take life too seriously. I’ve found that a downside of this placement is that they can be very flighty in love. They have a hard time settling down which can be difficult for someone who wants to date them. Sagittariuses crave independence and they’re usually not the relationship types. Also they have a hard time taking things seriously. 

🪁 Capricorns: My guilty pleasure. I’ve dated two of them and 75% of the people I’ve liked were Capricorn suns. I feel like people overlook the appeal of Capricorns. Scorpios are the “sexy” ones, but have you seen how attractive Capricorns can be? Remember, in Tarot, the Devil rules Capricorn, so they can be devilishly handsome or darkly beautiful. Even if they’re not the most attractive person in the room, they have an aura to them that’s intriguing. They speak softly and carry a big stick. They don’t have to impress anyone; they know that they’re powerful. I’d say some downsides to Capricorns are that they have a hard time expressing their emotions and they tend to shove them down; which can result in them exploding later on. They also have a tendency to be arrogant, and can dish it out, but they can’t take it. 

🪁 Aquariuses: My second guilty pleasure. I just love the Saturn energy, what can I say? Aquariuses are such lovable weirdos. I don’t know how else to describe them. Every single one I’ve met has been unique in some way and they don’t try to fit in either. They’re proud of being different. My boss is an Aquarius and I felt self conscious one day because I had a different color shirt on than everyone else and he told me “Why would you want to fit in when you could stand out?”. They’re those types of people. They’re also really funny as well, their minds just work so differently from everyone else. They’ll say the most outlandish things and you’ll die laughing. Some downsides? You could know them for years and you’ll just find out things about them. They don’t share things about themselves and it’s hard to get to know them. They also can be very emotionally cold. They don’t like emotions. 

🪁 Pisces: Softies. They’re literally soft teddy bears. No matter how big or tall or muscular they could get, you just look into their eyes and that softness is there. They’re really sweet and tend to be more introverted. They aren’t the types who go out of their way to talk to strangers at a party. They love comfort and they like to feel secure. They’re also very dreamy if that makes sense. They always look like they came out of a fantasy world. I’d say a major downside would be that they’re overly sensitive. They cannot take a joke. I remember I was telling my co worker who’s a Pisces about the negative traits of Pisces and one of them was lazy; and he got SO offended. He was like “I am NOT lazy.” LMAO. 

Also guys, as I’ve said, other things in your natal chart can affect these traits. For the next asteroid by the way, I’m between asteroid Bellona and Lilith. Which one would you guys want to see? I’ve been getting a lot of questions about those two. :) 

[wallflowerimagines]

Hi! I looove your posts! Thank you so much for sharing your writing!

I was wondering… could you maybe write about the Four Lords with a shy S/O that gets bold and defensive when someone insults the lords? or calls them names? And the Lord’s reaction to the S/O acting different? Dk if im explaining myself >.<

Again! Love your work! Have a great day!

We stan protective partners on this blog!!

Warnings: uh...insults? They're pretty over the top😅 Also swearing.

Alcina Dimitrescu

Honestly, Alcina is more than able to defend herself.

She's got a tongue like a viper, and the thickest skin imaginable. If you really want to hurt her feelings, you have to be someone whom she already respects to a certain degree, or she won't even be phased.

Still, when she leaves a room, there's always some idiot that thinks it's a smart idea to talk shit.

Maybe it's a maid, maybe it's a guest in the Castle, but either way you're not having it.

"God, you're annoying." There was a pause before they opened their mouth again, and you rolled your eyes. "No please, by all means, continue to share your lack of taste with the rest of us."

You disassemble this dumbass, starting small with comments about their personality (trying to keep it classy), but escalating the more they choose to double down on the comments.

Alcina comes back into the room to find you practically screaming at this asshole.

"Look, all you have accomplished here today is revealing that you are a fundamental disappointment on every possible level. My life is worse now that I've heard you open your mouth, you disrespectful, shit licking worm fucker."

Alcina is stunned. You do not give off "aggressive guard dog" vibes at all, yet here you are defending her tooth and nail. While she had seen brief moments of your inner strength and protective streak (mostly towards her daughters) she just...never thought you would do the same for her.

It's not because she doesn't trust you or love you! But nobody has ever done something like this for her before? Ever? She's never had anyone try to protect her--not physically, and not even verbally. She's been so independent for so long that it's... Strange to see you support her so openly.

She doesn't need you to do this for her, she doesn't even expect it, but you do it anyway for no other reason than the fact that you love her. You want people to give her the respect she deserves.

I'm going to be real here: Alcina has never been closer to swooning before in her life. You're overcoming your shyness because you believe in her so much-- it's not a gesture meant to be romantic, but Alcina can't help but see this as a massive statement of your commitment to her.

Seriously. This is such a massive thing for her that if proposals weren't already on her mind, she is mentally picking out a ring for you the minute this happens.

Then, of course, she glides into the room, kisses you until you're breathless and babbling, and smirks at the unfortunate peon who thought they could get away with insulting House Dimitrescu.

She's in such a good mood that she's considering going easy on the idiot. Maybe removing their tongue would be enough of a warning?

Donna Dimitrescu

You don't really know how it's possible but apparently some people don't like Donna Beneviento? Some people think she's scary and unpleasant????

Wild. Can't imagine what that's like.

The two of you are honestly the sweetest, most toothrottingly adorable couple-- blushing when you hold each other's hands, sneaking glances at each other across rooms, giving each other kisses and forgetting whatever was on your mind...

Honestly, anybody who's critical of your relationship with your girlfriend is just a hater. Fuckers can pound sand😤

Still, you are pretty shy, so it takes a lot for you to defend yourself if someone comments about you. It can take a lot of courage to stand up against rude remarks, and sometimes it's easier to walk away.

Defending Donna, on the other hand?

The minute someone even thinks about dismissing her, you are ready to throw hands.

"My lovely girlfriend already said no, meaning you're either deaf or too stupid to pick up on simple social cues," you purse your lips and give the rude and pushy Villager a patronizing once over. "You and your opinion are equally useless. Get the fuck away from us."

Donna blinks.

She... Was not expecting this??? At all?? You're so nice! You always tell her about your attempts to avoid confrontation! What's going on??? How did you get the guts to say what she's always wanted to say?

Meanwhile, Angie is LIVING.

The little doll chimes in to assist you with the verbal homicide, working as a tag team to absolutely murder this moron. She's half partner, half hype man, and is so excited to do this with you. Normally, she has to protect Donna all by herself, but she's relieved and reassured that you stepped in first.

'USELESS IS TOO NICE, THOUGH! THAT IMPLIES THEY AREN'T A POINTLESS, RANCID, LONELY FREAK. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY CRY WHEN THEY MASTURBATE.'

You high five Angie, still glaring daggers at the unfortunate villager.

The two of you continue to ream into the villager, while Donna hovers nearby.

As surprised as she is, she's also grateful. She's only really ever had Angie to help shield her from insults and disrespect (and occasionally inducing horrifying hallucinations that make people claw off their own skin), but having you in her corner makes her feel safe.

Not to get totally sappy, but you're like her knight in shining armor in a lot of ways. And the fact you two are so similar is really motivating-- She wants to one day be confident enough to return the favor. Until then, she's happy to watch her two favorite people have fun insulting some stranger ❤️

Salvatore Moreau

With you being so shy, Salvatore is surprised how often he takes the lead in your relationship.

He's not normally all that outgoing, but you seem to bring out a side of him that's very protective. Whenever you have a bad day he wants to bundle you up and keep you safe from the world.

If he so much as holds your hand you start stuttering and avert your gaze. It creates a feedback loop where you both get flustered, but Moreau has never felt steadier. Despite your shyness, you make sure he knows how much you love him.

You're sweet as pie and twice as kind--Salvatore is the luckiest man in the world, nobody can convince him otherwise 💕💕

So it comes as a total shock that when a passing fisherman spits in your path and calls him a freak, your entire demeanor does a 180.

Your posture straightens and you look the villager dead in the eye, "I don't believe anyone asked your opinion."

Salvatore: 😳

This is not the time, and he totally knows it, but, uh, something about your tone??? Really does it for him???

While he's attempting to process why exactly he's starting to short circuit, you proceed to verbally shred this person to bits with clinical efficiency-- nothing is off limits.

They might try to defend themselves, but it's useless. You do not let up.

"Ugly? Monster? Bitch your teeth are throwing gang signs, don't throw stones from your shining glass house."

You insult their appearance, what they're holding, their smell-- you get so fucking mean that you might even make them cry.

Moreau is just lost right now, trying hard to figure out how exactly you were able to gain all of this confidence so quickly.

He's not upset! In fact he's very flattered! But, he also doesn't want you to get into a fight with some unimportant stranger. (After all, if they so much as throw a punch, they're straight up dead. Moreau is a patient man, but he's not that patient. You do not hurt his partner and live to tell the tale.)

He may a healer but...

Eventually he steps between you and the fisherman in an attempt to deescalate the situation, but you just kiss him on the cheek and step around him, determined to make your point.

Blushing hard, Moreau lets you do what you want. What can he say? Fish man likes himself a protective partner 💞

Karl Heisenberg

Magnet Man is not the most social guy to begin with, so any opportunities you have to stick up for him are already pretty slim.

He mostly knows you as the shy, sweet, easily flustered partner that lets out a cute squeak every time he sneaks up to hug you from behind.

Karl's honestly happy just to spend time with you all alone in the Factory. It's not the best or healthiest mindset, but he'd be perfectly content to only ever see you for the rest of his life. Spending time with anybody else feels like a boring waste in comparison.

But occasionally, you do head out into town with him. Heisenberg wants you to be safe so he doesn't do it often, but running errands with you is a weakness of his. It's domestic in a way that he's never experienced before.

He likes it ❤️

What he does not like is the shopkeeper starting to give their opinions on the quality of your relationship with him.

Most insults Karl will let slide because he doesn't particularly care. However if anyone makes a comment on how scared (shy) you look around him, how you must be being threatened into being with him, how poorly Lord Heisenberg is treating you...he won't stand for it.

But before his fingers can even twitch towards his hammer, you snap.

"You're clearly the blindest cocksucker I've ever met--so wipe the cum out of eyes and mind your own fucking business."

Karl does a double take.

He's heard you curse before, but quietly. The words coming out of your mouth are WILD right now, he has NEVER seen you so angry. You're defending him with the aggression of a wild animal, and it's simultaneously HILARIOUS, but for some reason he's also getting a warm fuzzy feeling in his chest?

He doesn't need you to protect him like this, but seeing you blatantly argue how much you love and cherish him in public reassures him in a way he didn't know he needed.

Still, hearing you call the shopkeeper "shit for brains" is the funniest thing that's happened in years.

Heisenberg starts laughing, and the more you shout at the idiot, the harder he laughs. Is it weird how hard he wants to kiss you right now?

Eventually, he just has to drag you away, cackling as you continue to shout insults at the unfortunate shopkeep. There's got to be an alley around here for some good old fashioned privacy 💕

[rozcdust]

Favorite thing about each one of your moots ?

aight doing this for moots i do actually (somewhat) know and keeping it super short bc aha expressing affection is something i’m not good at 🤧

@minoozi - i adore her writing ngl, plus she’s an infp and i would give my kidney for all infps no questions asked 🤧

@xashiui - their prompts. their brain is so sexy and angsty it makes me want to kiss it 😩

@rinsie - literally the most adorable person i’ve ever fucking met i’d risk it all for her ♡

@mochiswifey - has shown me the light and i love them for it, plus they are so sweet and kind it kills me 😭💖

@a-toxic-person - FUCKING ADORABLE PLUS HER BLOG IS SO COOL AND PRETTY JUST MWAH

@7rkx - i love them so much god help me they helped me realise i was aroace plus her writing it so *chefs kiss*

@sanzucide - i love her writing and envy it every day, it is so beautifully well researched and put together and i hope she chokes (lovingly)

@nahoyas-nymph - THE FUNNIEST PERSON I’VE EVER MET ACTUAL PLATONIC SOULMATE MWAH

@soushswag - have you ever talked to them??? met them??? because they’re so fucking cute i wanna squish them

@haikyuu-simps-assemble - unintentionally the funniest person ever, casually texts me ‘there is a hurricane’ as if it’s nothing, incredibly hardworking

@wakasa-wifey - the way they write out a whole essay to show their thoughts on fics is so fucking incredibly to see and she is so fucking smart jesus fuck

@aces-high - BEAUTIFUL ART STLE, BEAUTIFUL ARTIST have y’all seen this man??? istg he is the only thing that keeps me saying i like men

i hope i got everyone down 🤧 if i didn’t pls let me know