#you are my hell

[ca11istee]

Any status updates on Bermuda Locket?

Not the answer you wanted, I'm sorry. If it helps, I haven't really written anything since August until Nano started at the first of this month. I've had two hyperfixation switches since I last updated BL in March (which is a little insane) and that definitely contributed to the unexpected hiatus.

Some good news is that Chapter 27 is already massive (bordering 12k words), it contains smut, and is titled "Old Habits Die Hard" 😉 Technically, there's a YAMH chapter that is supposed to come before Chapter 27, so hopefully I can get both out next month/before 2024.

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[wusnus]

I love mabel and bill and i want to see them being bffs but i cannot see an interaction between them going any way other than this

[observinghenrywinter]

[holycrimin]

that one Laios meme but with the 12 bros, saw the rise one and got inspired <33

(don't tag as t-cest)

original under the cut!

Original by @/sweepswoop_ on Twitter

[ravenmccookies]

Weird phenomenon I've seen on tumblr

[hamoodmood]

[stil-lindigo]

hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!

[saveskum]

The lovely shapes and colors of our companion's eyes.

[keymintt]

they say it wasn't humans who found the lost dutchman's gold

(another set of traffic box illustrations!!)

[littlelightfish]

Does... does this implies that... Chilchuck is the tallest of them all...? If they were all haflings, it's oficial that yes. Now, look at me play my game.

Chilchuck is said to be tall for a hafling, and he is. The avarage would be 100 cms, and he's 110 Laios is a tallman, but he's also tall for his race (the average height is 180cm for men, he's 185).

Marcille is 160 (elves are 150 and tall men 170, so we good here, I'd say she's average too). Sehshi is 140, he's actually taller than the average for male dwarves (135). And Itzusumi is shorter than the avatage of female tallmen (170), being only 150.

So far, if they all changed to the same race at the same time, Itzusumi would always be the shortest, followed my marcille. Senshi and Laios should be around the same height since theyre both 5 cms taller than the avarage (I know that as haflings Laios is taller, maybe he keeps being taller than Senshi just because). And Chilchuck would be the tallest. He's 10 cms taller than the avarage of his race after all.

Might this useless information hunt you until the end of your days.

[crispy-crust]

was out on a hike today and i found this nailed to a tree.... what the fuck?