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Taking a phone call on public transport is one thing. Taking that call on SPEAKER. Is another.
#it is. the middle of the night.#nothing is worth this.#yes. I am. drunk.#yes. I only just got home.#yes. it is fine.#I’m on my work break it’s literally fine#I have a knife.#I always have a knife. I am SMALL. (but stabby)#no. I did not use it one the person who thought a fucking train was the best place to be having a speaker phone CHAT#about NOTHING.#came close tho.#:)#yet another occasion wherein I feel like I’m biting at the bars of my enclosure#if you do ever hear about a mad stab happy person who lost it in a train carriage though. trust that I had my reasons.
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Do you think in season 3 all Soho will believe Aziraphale is dead ?
Because drunk crowley will be whining like : "Aziraphale is in Heaven right now [insert here random insults from a newly divorced drunk guy]"
And people will be like "oh gosh im so sorry for your loss"
And then Crowley will cry harder
#yes ? no ? maybe ?#just me ?#i need to see drunk depressed long hair crowley in s3#or i will cry forever#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#gomens#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#good omens s3#weird but MAYBE possible#if you think about it#...#am i crazy#probably#save this for later#just in case im right#so i would call myself Agnes Nutters#Astral Nutters even
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POV: you’re trying to have a casual conversation with him but all you can think about is him tying you up and edging you until you cry.
#Tex Johnson#Please ban me from this site while I’m drunk#Keanuverse#i need to clean his boots off with my tongue#Yes I am disgusting#Yes I am sorry about it
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just a cute tipsy gale in fun lighting ..felt robbed of not being able to dance with him in game, so I guess I'll just draw it myself 😤
#happy septemberrr I am still suffering from the bg3 brainrot...I fear it's permanent 🫡 wanted to do something fun and vibrant!#fan art#bg3 fanart#lilith greylock#gale of waterdeep#gale x tav#my art#gale dekarios#tiefling party but you get to dance with a drunk gale and also it's like. 80's vibes for some reason#he looks so pretty in pink#yes those ARE lipstick smudges on both of them#i need more gale in makeup/fem gale tbh 🤌#bg3#art#begging larian on my hands and knees for some kind of after party dancing scene#lockweave
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apologies to my followers who don't watch Star Trek but i still cannot get over the way Data enters the bridge in episode 2 of TNG after having just boinked Tasha. look at him. the style. the lean. the confidence.
this is the fruitiest android i have ever seen!
#star trek#star trek data#data tng#so context: basically everyone on the u.s.s enterprise catches an infection from another ship that makes them act drunk#because they were investigating what happened to the crew after receiving a strange and concerning message from them#basically they were all dead from the ship's emergency latch getting borked because everyone was drunk and their judgement was impaired#so they ended up messing with the ship and got frozen to death#this spreads to the u.s.s enterprise through touch and when it gets to tasha she ends up finding data#and tasha's like ''hey bbg you're 'fully functional' right? wanna smash'' and data's like ''why yes of course i am fully functional#and yes i do want to partake in this 'smashing' activity''#and then they bang#and the infection spreads to data (despite him being an android and not a human which implies the infection is quite strong)#because tasha touched him#and this is the way he waltzes into the bridge afterwards. keep in mind he is usually not this emotive like at all#he's so babygirl#you will likely only see dataposting for the next few weeks im so sorry#i love data so much you dont understand
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Kidnap The Series (2024) + text posts (9/?)
#ktstp#min x q#ohmleng#leng thanaphon#kidnap the series#ohm pawat#minq#ohm thiphakorn#title kirati#i really don't know why but this is the third week i've been watching kidnap while being drunk lmao#first it was my boss's bday then it was the company's bday and today is the birthday of two of my colleagues#next week? i wonder what next week will bring to me#NEXT WEEK WIIL BRING ME MY LITTLE FAMILY IN CHONBURI#anyway yes i'm a little drunk and very happy about kidnap#i'm here for the boyfriends era#they fed me well#this is my little family that should live in chonburi i protest against returning to bangkok#bring p'suea and khanomjeen together with you and stay in chonburi do you hear me#and james. this man is smth else lol#i can't believe it's just 3 episodes left what am i gonna do when kidnap ends#lena's drunk mumbling
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sorry this is the ONLY discourse ill allow myself to participate in post finale of agatha all along (or i fear i will lose my mind entirely), but DAMN some people out here rn after the finale being like “i’m sorry you didn’t get the agathario smut you wanted” BITCH!!!! I WASNT ASKING FOR THEM TO FUCK ON SCREEN!!!! i didn’t even need them to get together or even get any semblance of a happy ending!!! i didn’t expect a happy ending in the least tbh!!!!! but you know what i did expect? a final ending. a wrap up. a satisfying and complete finale. a conclusion that actually answers any one of my remaining questions or gave us more context for scenes that we’ve been missing context on the entire time. and i’m sorry but this finale didn’t do that at all. and it’s obviously not bury your gays but jesus christ it wasn’t a good conclusion either. at best it’s honestly a cheap set up for a season two or further content with billy that will prob include bits and pieces of agatha
#i am. beyond words#i was already feeling pretty ick about the ending for a few reasons#but scrolling on the aaa tag is making me so much grouchier#bc some of you bitches are acting like everyone else is dumb and ungrateful just because we’re not kissing the floors jac schaeffer walks o#like PLEASE i love jac i LOVE HER i had so much hope and faith in her and that’s why im upset!!#bc it feels like she didn’t wrap up HER OWN STORY properly#it’s not because she killed off agatha or didn’t get agathario together again#it’s fuckin because i watched the ending and felt just so empty bc of how … incomplete it was??#and then it’s like. well maybe it’s incomplete bc they’re gonna make a s2 or some kind of#elaboration#but that just pisses me off more bc that’s fucking CAPATALISM and CORPORATE GREED controlling it AGAIN#bc yknow what? ten years ago??? this finale would’ve been the half season finale#and we would’ve had twelve+ more episodes to wrap up this season#and to contextualize it#and to even give it filler!!#bring back filler episodes#i’m so sick of back to back action plot packed episodes bro……. what are we even doing#im a little drunk prob gonna delete later#is this unintentionally kind of a subtweet at another post i saw on here? yes? sorry bestie but i am nonconfrontational#and didn’t wanna comment on anybody’s post seeming like i’m trying to fight bc i don’t want to 😭 i just completely fucking disagree#with some of these takes#(ahem hope disney is paying some of you for all that bootlicking)#sorry i am not sober#silas speaks#agatha all along#agathario
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Angeal: What do you have there?
Genesis, holding a handful of red toothpick flags: I haven't the faintest, Sephiroth gave them to me
Sephiroth: You mentioned a few nights ago that Genesis was 'full of red flags'. I didn't see any, so I thought to remedy the issue
#ff7#crisis core#genesis rhapsodos#angeal hewley#sephiroth#ags#yes another shitpost#Sephiroth would absolutely know what red flags are he's just taking the piss out of Genesis and pretending to not know#Genesis taught him all about relationship terminology like that over so many glasses of wine even though they can't get drunk#For all that Genesis can dissect other people and identify every red flag in them he's terribly unaware at times#It's the personality disorder in him (I have a personality disorder I am projecting)
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I just heard about the most ridiculous voting-based Genshin Ranking- least and most datable characters… and guess what the LEAST datable ones were -
5) Kaveh (not a fan but like 80% of the community likes the character i refuse to accept this ranking)
4) Neuvillette (How?😭)
3) Cyno (again How?)
2) Aether
And… guess who topped… drum roll….
1) Kaeya (at this point I don’t want to say it but like I think I know why 🙄)
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On the side note this person has some Genshin impact video.
#genshin impact#kaeya alberich#neuvillette#kaveh#cyno#aether#how?#make it make sense#they were drunk#they got confused between most and least#this is so stupid#yes I am angry#Instagram#yes kaeya is my meow meow
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wails. I love him
#watching the series rn like yes i know im probably late to the party but its so fun and goofy and i love the art....am enjoying it <33#anyways baymax 😭😭😭 had to clip this one. i love when he acts lowkey drunk when hes really just low on battery....its so cute idk 😭💖💖#kuni talks#random#I got into this for krei btw hes so babygirl. 50/50 chance you'll see me doodle him eventually#.....lol 😳🫣#<3#big hero 6#bh6 the series#big hero 6 the series#bh6#baymax#video#observations#thoughts
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Give me your most controversial dc opinions!!!
HA YES GLADLY I WOULD LOVE TO (added a read more because i had a lot of words oopsie)
The Titans Tower Incident was in character for Jason Todd. at worst, it's a *bit* over-dramatic and a little cringey, but if you consider his actions, his motivations, and what he *actually* does, i honestly don't think it's OOC for him. he's just kind of a dramatic asshole in that era and i stand by that comic. the issue isn't the comic itself, it's how people interpret it.
i think the DC fandom, specifically the Batfamily fandom, really likes to claim to be progressive for brownie points, but then will have the one token woman that everyone decides is acceptable to hate. like, it's one thing if you dislike Carrie Kelley, i get it. Frank Miller isn't a great writer of women and she can be a lack of a character in the original Dark Knight Returns. but if you go out of your way making constant edits and posts shitting on her, it's *weird*. especially when most of the people shitting on her haven't even consumed her source, and their reasons for disliking her can apply to any other Robin, especially Tim. but as long as you put say, Steph or Cass on a pedestal, you can talk on and on about how you want to kill Carrie for the crime of existing. it feels like acceptable misogyny. i also think this extends to writers. if you put say, Gail Simone on a pedestal, you're free to blame everything under the sun on Devin Grayson. (to be clear i think you can and should hate Devin Grayson for a lot of things, but most rumors about her are untrue and if you look at every badly written comic and go "sounds like something Devin Grayson would write" that's really weird bc everything she's done, men like Chuck Dixon, Tom King, Tom Taylor, Marv Wolfman, etc have done in tenfold.) like, misogyny = bad unless it's That One Woman We've All Agreed To Hate. it's weird and i keep noticing it. and no one seems to unpack it. (i mostly see this on TikTok, not Tumblr tbf)
i don't care if you ship BruDick or not, but it's not weird for canon content to imply or state Dick had a crush on Bruce when he was first taken in. even in canon where Dick sees Bruce as a "father figure" in the most generous sense, that bond took years to build and when Dick was freshly orphaned, he *had* the memory of loving parents and didn't want Bruce to fill that role. you don't have to ship BruDick, you don't even have to like batcest, but if you're vitriolic toward just the idea that "hey maybe a young kid on the cusp of puberty might have some weird feelings to work out about the canonically very attractive mysterious playboy who took him in before seeing him as family because that bond took years to build" is nasty and terrible and wrong to you, you don't like the Batfamily, you just like the nuclear "neat" version of it in your head
the Batfamily characters are *all* too hypercompetent. like all of them are just *too* good at what they do that in order to write them in interesting arcs together, you have to willingly make some of them OOC in order to not immediately have the Problem wrapped up. i get it, Bruce is the greatest detective, Tim is wicked smart, Jason's a heavy hitting brawler, but we've reached a point where all of these characters have so many buffs they're not *fun* anymore. especially not in a group setting where you need to justify them needing each other's help. and even worse-so when they interact outside of the Gotham, you end up making every non-Batfam character seem useless just to make the Batfamily look cool. it's exhausting. i want to see these characters lose fights, look stupid, and not be the best for once. they're all getting so good they're just kind of. boring. which is the worst sin for a character, IMO.
i think we should go like. a good year of all Justice League-related teams not having a single Bat on the roster. just as a cleanse so *someone else* can shine. i get why non-Batfam DC fans are sick of the Batfamily bc jesus. it's oversaturation of the market.
power scaling "who would win" fights are fucking boring and i don't care. that's the least interesting thing about the fandom. you're missing the point of all of these characters if you only care about who could win a brawl. also it's just a stupid debate because the answer will *always* be: whoever the author of the comic wants to win.
the Batfamily is too damn big. i love every single one of them do not get me wrong. i'd die for the little niche characters who are likely never going to be relevant again like Julia Pennyworth or Kate Spencer. but it's too fucking big at this point. it's insisted to us that these characters are family but like. half of them have barely existed on the same page together more than once. it's ridiculous and it cannot sustain itself. none of these characters are allowed proper shine because they'll just get dropped for the next new shiny character. i think Maps Mizoguchi is a cool lil lady, but i know in my soul in like. three years she will fade into comics limbo and we'll have a new shiny character to fawn over. it's a brutal cycle bc DC doesn't know how to give any of these characters follow through, just wants to wave around cool new concepts.
both Under The Red Hood and Death In The Family are mediocre adaptations and strip the most important emotional elements of Jason's story from the plot. you can't properly adapt Jason's death if you leave his mother out of it. like they're phenomenal movies as their own pieces of media, but they lack the necessary emotional weight for Jason.
on the note of adaptations: the Young Justice cartoon is i think the best case study of "how do you react to a piece of media that's amazing on it's own, but is a fucking horrible adaptation?" because like, i can't discredit it. it's a good show. but it's a bad adaptation and i think people using it as an entry point for DC can make their views of certain characters and teams *very* warped. the Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey movie falls into a similar vein for me. if that movie was it's own thing with original characters, it'd likely be a top five movie for me. but because it's *such a fucking bad adaptation* i can't help but hate it for brutalizing the characters and the general concept of the BoP. it should've been a Gotham Sirens movie, and Young Justice should've been a Teen Titans show. and sure, adaptations don't owe us accuracy, but they have negative effects on the comics when they gain popularity. so i struggle to like Young Justice bc of how badly it's affected certain characters.
also on the note of adaptations: the best adaptation of how comic media operates is the Sandman tv show. adapting comics to tv shows or movies is difficult bc comic arcs don't operate the way show/movie arcs do, but the Sandman show proves it's absolutely doable to adapt the storytelling style while still making the typical adjustments you need for an adaptation.
DC needs more Deaf representation. in most areas, DC either matches Marvel or outperforms Marvel with representation of marginalized identities, but it's fucking tragic we have no deal Deaf rep in DC whereas Marvel has quite a few to pick from. this one is personal bc i'm Deaf but it does fuck me up the only option we have is a side character from Tim Drake: Robin who doesn't appear anywhere else and isn't a great character overall. DC i'm in your walls.
on the note of representation, if i see one more person say Titans had "perfect casting" while in the same breath admitting Dick was whitewashed, you are weird and i dislike you. it's really fucking weird that whitewashing is permissable to this fandom if the actor cast/fancast is hot. Dick should've been a Roma actor. Damian should not be fancast as a white actor. it's the bare minimum.
i have so many more but i will end with this especially controversial one: Dan Mora's art is overhyped. that man has the worst same face syndrome i've ever seen and i will not lie half the time i can't tell which Robin he's drawing. his art is technically gorgeous and it's so pretty to look at, but begging for every comic series to be drawn by him is boring and terrible. the art style of a comic reflects it's genre. wanting all comic art to look like Dan Mora's art is sucking the style out of comics. i miss art styles like Todd Nauck's that clearly reflected the genre of the comic.
i lied i have one more i'm REALLY passionate about: Tim's vigilante name after Red Robin should not be bird-themed. naming him Sparrow or Cardinal is *just* as bad as naming him Red Robin longterm. they're *just* as derivative and they *sound* cool but don't hold any real unique identity for Tim outside of Robin. like it baffles me we all agree he needs to move on from Robin and then decided "let's name him Robin Lite". if he has a bird name, it should be Jackdaw so at the very least, he's not red anymore. and Jackdaw could be a fun callback to Drake, in that it uses part of Tim's real name (his middle name, Jackson) while standing out a bit. but if i really had creative control i'd give him a completely unique name. if it has to be Batfamily related, Gray Ghost. but in my head, his name should be Conspiracy. i could write a lengthy meta on why and tbh it is based in my love for the Question and wanting Tim to have a similar detective noir-esque gritty solo, but i genuinely don't think he should be Cardinal or Sparrow. those names only continue his identity issues of being trapped as either Robin or a Robin knockoff.
#necrotic fermentings#bc i'm still drunk so i just fucking rambled i'm so sorry#dc meta#batfamily meta#batcest#i have so so many more but i needed to stop myself#i will defend most of these to my death#some i'm more waffly on bc i think there's nuance to it#but some of these i'm so serious about#and genuine disclaimer none of this is serious#they're all personal opinions and like. fandom is lighthearted yk#yes i'm passionate but also if you disagree i totally get that#almost accidentally deleted this mid-post. oh my god i woulda cried.#anyway i will elaborate on literally ANY of these (esp the tim one) so pls feel free to ask if you want more thoughts. i have them trust me#oh my god this is so long i'm crying. it's 6 am. wtf is going on with me /lh#none of this is coherent i'm SO sorry
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Nando is staying with his princess Lance and esteban is getting the merc seat yall crazy for saying otherwise imo
#lance stroll#esteban ocon#fernando alonso#Am I drunk? Very much yes lol but I'm speaking the truth#My fingies numb
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I love Buffy they had great storylines for minor characters. The bully who was closeted and when he told Xander that he was gay he changed, because keeping that secret was weighting down on him?he became si nice. And then he came out? And was accepted by his friends and even his grandma?? In the 90's??????
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i really appreciate that the character Augbert recognizes an aspect of planeswalkers that i feel is often neglected and that is the fact that one of the worlds he has lived in for a long time is this world. yes he is very out of touch and is usually talking about things that we are unfamiliar with but he does also know things about this modern realm. he can articulate physics concepts using contemporary scientific terms. he understands that vic is not legally allowed to fire employees without proper cause
like with this specific character it is pretty likely that most, if not all, of what he's saying is not objective reality (whether he's lying or the things he believe did not really happen). but the fact that he's a physicist is not evidence of what he's saying not being true
#the character evolves as the episode goes on because it's improvised. so in the beginning of the ep i don't think brennan knew the truth#do u understand what i'm saying?? if i was speaking out loud i could articulate it better#i also liked at one like it seeme like what he was saying was true and he also uses substances. like 'yes i am high and drunk right now#but that's not why im saying there are demons and i can enter people's dreams. i really can do those things'#very important people#brennan lee mulligan#if you're interested in watching this episode: content warning for unreality
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ok difang
yes u do 🫶
bonus puppie
#mysterious lotus casebook#i am very drunk and fdb is very pupppie#difanghua is so important 2 me. look and difang is 2 parts of that 🫶#difang#YES I DID WRITW THE WEONG SHIP THE FIRST TIME I AM DRUNK#cdrama
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me if uhhhh me if you uh if you reblog my art and give me love and attention
#hi welcome to chilis#Im like drunk-tired or something#im feckin exhausted m8#i need to slep#but my brain hates me sigh#(me who desperately wants to do something creative but doesn’t have the time or energy)#anyway uhhhhh points tho my art tag ->#complaintsconcepts#might delete later because i am a sad little creature who just really likes when people like my things#i wish i made better art that people would think is cool like all these cool amazing artists that can actually draw good things#(says the guy with the lowest self confidence on the planet)#anyway I’m drawing an updated persona because i finally figured out what I want the design to be#yes it is the halloween clown version of my slimesona#because i love it#(unfortunately what colours to use— i do not know)
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