#yes another shitpost

[thorntopieces]

Angeal: What do you have there?

Genesis, holding a handful of red toothpick flags: I haven't the faintest, Sephiroth gave them to me

Sephiroth: You mentioned a few nights ago that Genesis was 'full of red flags'. I didn't see any, so I thought to remedy the issue

[cozylittleartblog]

i got a two-for-one deal at Anime Central this year for the funniest shirt i've ever seen, and the funniest story i've ever heard to go along with it

[violetscanfly]

Ah yes. Me. My partner. And their 500 silver five foot seven tall titan plushie.

[drenched-in-sunlight]

Look alive, G13! Your job this time is to dress up as Dafeng’s mascot lady 大豊娘娘 and stand at our company’s booth for a whole day!

Your chest is as flat as a board so we’ll give you an alternative costume. Counting on you G13!

[stoptakingusernames]

[elliesgaymachete]

Imogen: Can I kiss you?

Laura:

[simu-ladora]

[undead-knick-knack]

Can a man who bleats

Fall in love with a man who baas

[rangertessadarling]

Will is described throughout the series as having an incredibly quick mind. He catches on to things fast, and his ability to put two and two together is uncanny, Halt literally said in book 9 that he would choose Will over Gilan and Crowley because of how quick he is (not to mention he's his son but whateva)

Berrigan said it, Halt said it, pretty sure Crowley and Arald have said it, Will. is. incredibly. smart.

Which makes his obliviousness all the more funny. Cuz you put this kid in a room of advanced battle strategists and King's councilmen and he can rise to the occasion and catch on to every word, and probably even help them out.

But you put him a situation where an equally as smart, equally as quick-witted, courier is in love with him and has given him every indication that she's in love with him, literally KISSED HIM several times....and he's still not catching the drift??

Hilarious. Comedic perfection. What an adorable little man.

[aramarama-the-magnificent]

Lance refused to garfle keith’s warfle ’til he snick that night

do people still do this meme? I know I’m late to the game

anyways alexa play Papi Chulo by Lorna

[a-jar-of-beetles]

[justa-regularuser]

Happy pride month everyone

[autixel]

Made this venn diagram of the ships I think about most often and realized some trends. Spoilers for tged and orv. Yes one of these ships is not like the others I'm well aware

[thebiscuitrule]

[lady-quen]

"NO! You cannot roast a hotdog over the Commander's personal portal to hell!"

"For the hundredth time it's NOT a portal to hell, Taimi!"

[erniedotcom]

idk why i made this