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remembering the time I wrote an rpf about emo bands attending a high school for music and my ex friends actually read it and gave me new things to add to it
might rewrite it for shits n giggles
#rpf#real person fanfiction#real person shipping#emo bands#emo#emo music#emo kid#shits and giggles#the trinity of terror were apart of a student council in the fic#it probably had some frerard#yes we shipped real people#ironically or unironically?? hell if I actually know anymore#question mark
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My indecisive ass can't choose what person to ship Kakashi or Naruto with so! Polyamory it is then!
#DISCLAIMER KAKASHI AND NARUTO ARE SHIPPED WITH SEPERATE PEOPLE#NOT EACH OTHER#GOOD LORD THAT MAN KNEW HIM AS A CHILD#Polyamory you have never steered me wrong before#kakaobi#But as a tragedy#their initial dynamic as children was fun#but the tragedy of their relationship after is MUCH more fun to me#but I'm also not opposed to rin x obito x kakashi#kakagai#kakairu#Gai being someone who knows Kakashi super intimately and understands him because he was there to witness Kakashi's life go to shit#and was there for him during his breakdowns and loved him through his worst#Iruka coparenting Naruto with Kakashi#Iruka being an outsider who learnt of Kakashi through seconhand information and gossip and letting that shape his view of the man#but then actually getting closer to him and learning about the man behind the soldier#and accepting Kakashi for his faults and flaws#he shows Kakashi that there are people out there who are willing to get to know him#the REAL him#even though they might not have witnessed all that had happened to him first hand#I am so so normal about the parallels between Naruto and Iruka and Naruto and Kakashi#hatake kakashi#naruto#naruto uzumaki#NARUTO IS A BIROMANTIC KING AND WE LOVE HIM FOR IT#sasunaru#yes I get it's kinda obvious but also#naruto is so Not Normal About Sasuke At All#I want to study his brain for science#I don't need to explain this choice much there's already plenty of arguments out there about sasunaru
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Here’s the thing with people shipping Alastor, I could not care less about who people ship Alastor with or whether they ship him at all, what I do care about though is people making him allo.
This is one of the few cannon ace (possibly aro) characters out there and he can 100% be shipped in verity of ways without ignoring he is ace or aroace.
Make him aroace but still platonicly obsessed with Lucifer or Vox.
Make him sex repulsed or indifferent it doesn’t really matter (I could 100% see him having sex with someone for entertainment purposes just like I can see him being sex repulsed).
Even make him Demi/grey-ace if you must show him reciprocating sexual attraction.
Bonus points if he’s aro and you play around with platonic relationships/QPRs.
I know at the end of the day he is a fictional character and people will do what they want, but please listen to aro/ace fans when we ask you not completely ignore his sexuality when there are so many ways you can still play around with his characterization without disrespecting one of the few cannon ace characters to exist in TV.
#slightly ranty but#I’m getting real tired of the black and white arguments about people not being allowed to ship Alastor with anyone or just making him allo#and yes I know he is a fictional character and people in the long run can do what ever they want#but I think people need to consider the double standards at okay here as well#if there was a cannon gay or lesbian character being shipped with someone of the opposite sex a lot more people would be complaining#but when aroace fans try to say the same things about alastor we get told to calm down because he is a fictional character#radioapple#radiodust#radiostatic#ace alastor#aroace alastor#i say stuff#asexual alastor#hazbin hotel
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like the only thing that makes me uncomfortable about straight boy ships is the like. "female cuckoldry" aspect where ppl are like yeah theyre cheating on their bitch girlfriends bleh bleh like theres always misogyny embedded there and ESPECIALLY if their irl gf/wifes are not content creators or just arent as much in the limelight its like. weird! i realize the phannie is saying this but i do actually have morals with rpf lol and it turns out my moral line is misogyny
#cuz really when people talk about rpf ruining friendships its bc of that#its bc of people being weird about their actual partners and saying crazy shit about no the baby isnt even a real baby guys#theyre cucking their partners whomst we hate for stepping in between yaoi#phan works well with me because well.#as phil said he loves the CONCEPT of women so.... no one to step in between really#and like the stuff with shipping catrific got weird not because its any weirder than phan#(yes i really believe that even today knowing they are gay)#but because people made it weird by harassing cat for no reason other than being a public woman#who sometimes hangs out with dnp.#she doesnt deserve that jermas gf doesnt deserve that
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i will not choose violence. i will not write a thesis about how everything the fandom uses as shipping fuel is actually thinly veiled abuse. i will not write about how even without the abuse bill has never will never love ford the way they seem to think he would. i will not write about how bill's backstory is not a justification for his actions. i will not write about how we shouldn't accept everything bill says at face value (because for some reason we dont already know this). i will not write about how fod has been reduced to this ship and it is doing a disservice to his character. i will not write
#i know its a losing battle i KNOW i know fandoms love toxicity but the way these people GO ABOUT IT#sorry guys im a bi//ford hater and ford apologist what more do you want from me??#a year ago i could let it go and let ship let ship but now that we know just a BIT more about what he did to him you want them to FUCK?#no no no i wont choose violence!!! good omens mutuals carry on!!!#also if u ship bi//ford like. its fine. as long as you acknowledge the abuse and dont ignore it all in favor for the#“tee hee they fucked” angle. because well. hm#deleting thislater istg#also like if u wanna argue those journal pages arent real like yes thatd a valid argument but bill STILL WROTE THEM.#at the very least he WANTS to do that shit to him. what the fuck
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hot take, mike and el arent in love, because they are fourteen
well i guess mike is fifteen but still like as someone who has been fourteen/fifteen
GUESS WHO I WAS NOT DATING:
A. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
B. MY FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHER
C. ANYONE WHO I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO AND ACTUALLY FUCKING MEAN IT
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE (the answer is D by the way)
LIKE Y'ALL THEY ARE FOURTEEN
THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE TWELVE
"I knew right then and there in that moment that I loved you" MY ASS
#byler#mike wheeler#like i truly need to stress this so much this is NOT mileven hate like this is putting any like feature or fact about their dynamic aside#they are children#and yes i know there are people who meet their partners when they're young kids childhood friends to lovers is a trope for a reason#but no one NO ONE (or at least statistically very few people cuz i know my ass was not)#is making for real love declarations at Fourteen (or Fifteen humor me)#and “oh rey then how can you ship lumax-” LUMAX HASNT SAID I LOVE YOU YET#LUMAX IS THE MOST ACCURATE DEPICTION OF AN EARLY TEENAGE ROMANCE IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED SHOW BECAUSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO AWKWARD#AND ITS ADORABLE#AND THATS IT#THEY HAVENT EVEN KISSED SINCE SEASON 2#YOU WANNA KNOW WHY??#BECAUSE THAT'S REALISTIC#BECAUSE THEY ARE KIDS AND KISSING IS GROSS#listen im not saying this with the intention that ohh kids are immature they dont know what true feelings are blah blah blah#kids have feelings no shit#but esPECIALLY when it comes to mileven it seems so goddamned performative#like it FEELS like they both just watched a bunch of romance movies and are now mimicking whatever they've seen the adults in those movies#(who are supposedly in love) do#like watch lucas's talk with max in the back of the like trailer thing where he tells her he wants her to stop pushing him away watch that#and then tell me mike's aMaZinG AnD drAmaTiC LOvE cONfESioN doesnt sound formulaic as fuck#like you wanna know how a teenager makes a love confession#they say smth emotionally vulnerable; want to die after saying the emotionally vulnerable thing; and then tell a shitty joke to salvage it#not “I don't know how to live without you. I feel like my life started that day we found you in the woods” no fucking teenager says that#and that is why lumax is as mr mclaughlin said himself: “real love”#damn i kinda cooked with the tags on this one#(also fun fact i learned that tumblr has a tag limit by making this post which is why half of the tags are at the 140 character limit)
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Bit of a reminder from Misha that some of you need to hear(again).
From here
#some of y’all swear up and down y’all know these men personally#and we don’t#just saw someone posting like they know jensen’s sexuality and like did he tell you that himself?#did y’all not learn?#these actors are real people#yes Misha advocated for castiels queerness and openly ships destiel but he’s not our bestie#and jenmish panels are not them secretly trying to tell y’all delusional cockles fans the *truth* about him and Jensen#misha collins#supernatural#spn cast
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like it's just the way that outside of the BATB/POTO 'love what's ugly and ostracized' narrative itself cocteau was gay and everybody hated his gall about it, howard ashman was gay and had to conceal it and died of aids after finishing his work for disney's batb.... rather than have dark be homophobic and spitting in the face of his inspirational roots (the sole canon detail i can't stand) it's much much much more interesting for me to both read and write not someone who's meant to be a pervert (in humor) and an agape lover (in serious contextualization) only to turn and say 'no homo' to the crowd every single time but rather, instead of all that, someone who, simultaneously taking daisuke into account, is both extremely firm yet simultaneously insecure in the struggle to establish their identity not only in regards to themselves but also around others.
that applies to a lot, but i've been considering it especially in regards to dark's gender and daisuke's attractions. dark in my portrayal (while overall 500% nonbinary) is closer to someone bi-gender rather than agender; the feminine aspect to him isn't just theatrics, it's actively also part of his entirety to him, (compared to daisuke's passivity; the ten thousand canonical princess allusions,) and even if nobody ever recognizes it in a cognizant way, it is always, always there, the same way that erik blurs and obscures gender in leroux's novel (my second enormous inspiration, sugisaki's outright admitted primary) and sakurai occasionally discusses his relationship as both a performer and a person as well (my third enormous inspiration and sugisaki's secondary,) (see 1, 2.) simply put, the tragedy of (my!) dark does not ever derive from his being able to choose and sit comfortably and confidently with this sort of identity (in fact, it's one of the few things he can stubbornly, viciously decide for himself [alongside daisuke] as essentially a non-human, autonomous 'angel',) it's instead the way that his personality is so strong and 'anti-feminine' in the eyes of convention that said aspect of himself often gets disregarded for strictly masculine (and regardless, further self-contradictory and therefore isolating,) expectations.
dark himself alone does not care if others do not understand him; this is meant to be one of his far more admirable and impressive traits. he's staunchly independent: he knows who he is, what he's supposed to be, and he knows that if he actively presented himself more femininely (crossdressing to 'pass' essentially,) then people's behaviors WOULD be very likely to change around him, but he doesn't even do that because it goes against his overwhelming sense of pride. he never contorts, he never twists himself, what matters to him is that he and he alone understands himself and knows what he is, what he isn't. but he is, without proper support or acceptance, still alone. even bearing a strong character, the stifling loneliness and inherent, underlying self-sense of broken/wrongness of the 'other,' (god's luciferean problem child, the black sheep, the black-leather wearing punk,) is still inflicted on him. dark exists solely for himself, he exists solely for daisuke, which is simultaneously wherein the inversion and insecurities lie: if dark is canonically the live metaphor for all the aspects of daisuke's self that he attempts to and yet cannot possibly, conceivably repress, from his loves to his faults to his shames and his criminal sins as a thief, then the likes of daisuke's own personal confusions in regards to himself and his attempts at intimacy/socialization with others is the other, hidden side of dark's absolute self-confidence; it's every fear of perpetual isolation, misunderstanding, and abandonment for things outside of daisuke's own control.
queerness in relation to the self (transgender allegory) queerness in relation to others (non-hetero-romanticism) mental illness (depression, anxiety,) etc, etc, dark's thematic basis may at its most general simply be "a secret that feels wrong and that you feel you can't really tell anyone or else you'll get in trouble/won't be as liked as much" but it feels much better to give due respect to each of these primary roots.
#*・゚⊰ 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃��. ⊱ ✦ › OUT.#reference.#'tsun r u angry about homophobic dark again' u can't take the guy everybody loves and is supposed to actively admire in the series#then have him say all the time he hates gays. when he's gay#DN's mothers and grandfathers are all gay sakurai was smashing his head against that boundary even in the 90s ish#what's not clicking#this is not a particularly well thought out ramble btw#i just think it's important that dark as a character (mine i mean) has a particular kind of struggle that isn't often actively touched on#which is being strong but lonely. deeply independent but out of necessity. he doesn't need assurance per se; just acceptance#as yes. still a young child. /a teenager./ not an adult.#even though he's constantly putting his entirety into subtly. selflessly giving (just as shamelessly as he takes as a thief)#dark really. does not get a lot back. and it's even at the point where he doesn't want it either bc hes the 'responsible' one#it's often that people lose interest in him once this stuff comes into play because suddenly he's less attractive for being 'complicated'#and/or bc he's not a 'real' girl. or he's not 'fem' enough (again: strong personality. opposite of a waifish damsel)#nvm me getting followed once by an all fem muse blog that said no fem+fem shipping 😭😂 what the hell even was that#dark counts himself as 'male' he counts himself as 'female' he counts himself as 'other' he just doesn't want to connect with 'none'#because he and basically all the other arts also are all 'none' from the start. they're artworks. canonically their pronouns are all over#the place too. in dark's case he only uses he/him because he is. an ore-sama chara. but i hope#everybody who ever comes into my house (blog) knows him and mine very specifically#as an ore-sama ojou-sama. that's what Mine Is#the same way daisuke is christine. is sleeping beauty. is gerda from the snow queen. but also the cursed prince#ok? ok#ok. im going to cook now#like i love riku but we do not need to bash gay ppl to have a happy het shoujo romance#riku couldve had a cute gf if she wanted. the gf couldve been dai. couldve been dark. :/#'daisuke was originally to be a girl but there weren't a lot of romances from boys' perspectives' and he still can be both. this is how
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Oh wait did I get confused, I read it as confirming Jamie as bi, was it confirming Roy as bi?
it can mean anything your heart desires it to, anon. MY heart desires it to mean #happybivisibilityday to all pictured parties PLUS our favorite guy who hung their posters 🥰 do what brings you joy and #believe
#idk how serious we are being but the real answer is the apple tv social media manager actually has no authority over the show#and can not speak on the writers behalf whatsoever. therefore they can 'confirm' nothing im afraid.#BUT i invite happiness and joy into my life and am happy about my little ship being recognized by the official 🍎tv account just the#same! <3 it's FUNNNN (and real)#and anyway for those with the eyes to see the show already gave us everything we needed and this is just a fun bit of extra :)#also. it's funny to see people having a meltdown in the comments and quotes because of said recognition like....stay mad! 🤷♀️#like yes your favorite character CAN and WILL be bi. once i get my hands on them.#ted lasso#royjamiekeeley
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I feel like my shipping is like pokemon xD
They have two branches of evolution after it developed into multishipping! It stays that way or evolves into polyshipping xD
#i love shipping everyone with everyone#and then sometimes i love some ships so much i reduse to choose xD#literally me with radioapple and songbird#i am obsessed with lucilili and i NEED them to stay together#but i am sick with radioapple /pos and i would be fucking ECSTATIC if by some miracle they became canon#but-but than this means both of them cant be real???#(unless open relationship which i already use in other ships lkjh xD)#but then best solution is to... combine them😏#I GET TO HAVE BOTH PLUS NEW DYNAMICS FUCK YES I FUCKING WIN#plus we reeeeeally need some poly rep i dont get how its so fucking rare in media#what. is it because its to hard to write relatinship between two people that more is just impossible??xD#shipping
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actually stunned by how gay The Beatles has been all this time and I just never knew
#like its always just been there in my life but i just never paid attention#my university roomie was obsessed w them and had several beatles posters that i looked at every day#so stuff like the pictures of them from the let it be album are like engrained into my brain#and yet i never knew the lore??#nor did i know until recently that they were actually all high school buds nor did i know they wrote their own music#nor that they genuinely basically invented modern bands n using the studio the way they did etc. so all that was very impressive and cool#but THEN on top of that omg the angsty gayness of john and paul#like all i knew previously basically was that john was a thing w yoko ono and paul had a young wife recently#i had at one point heard of people shipping j&p together and was just kinda like wow i guess people will ship anything#I DIDNT KNOW#that they were actually like that cute and that insane together and that their song writing together was like an actual marriage#anywayz the old pictures and videos of them are just like jesus look how they look at each other i dont think it was just being bros#i am sort of in the camp of they prob didn't act on it for real but there was def some insane tension/chemistry going on#and then ofc once youre aware of this their songs take on so many possible meanings outside of just singing about their gfs and wives....#anyways i just have to vent about this somewhere bc im actually shocked at how this has just passed me by all these years#and it definitely was not on my bingo card for 2024 to fixate on the beatles but here we are lol#more proof to me that my ultimate fave trope or wtv is 'besties to enemies when really they actually probably wanted to be lovers'#gets me every time!!!!#whats been fun about this rabbit hole is how just every single one of my expectations has been reversed as well#i went in assuming i would like them best in this order:#(1) george (2) ringo (3) paul and (4) john#i was sure i would hate john i thought he sounded so pretentious and like such a douche#but no actually he is my fave one and it's literally in reverse order for me i find george my least fave#(i like his music and feel bad for how he got ignored in the band but i like him the least)#and then i literally am john paul ringo george in order of faves now#i just love when i get surprised like that idk it keeps me on my toes and keeps things exciting and fresh#and yes john is indeed pretentious and a douche but i didn't know he was also funny and vulnerable and that i like his voice and songs#the most in the bunch almost every time as well#the beatles#p
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"That ship doesn't make any sense! 😂"
And what are you gonna do about people shipping it, bitch? Cry about people having fun with fictional characters?
#fandom#shipping#killjoy pieces of sh/it#rarepair#crackship#and if you're some overreacting anti don't come bringing your weird “everyone is a ped0” bs or ill block your dramatic as/s#y'all derail entire posts for your stupid fictional sjw crap#help real people for once instead of policing even adult/adult ships that just happen to be crack or “darkish”#cos yes they're even calling adult ships “ped0” over freaking height differences yall completely lost me with this#if anyone is curious this bs happened in both a gaming fandom and a shounen manga#yall annoying and stupid#fandom discourse#also telling people to croak over a f/ucking pairing makes you a pathetic loser that should take their own advice#please we don't need that level of unhinged bs in fictional fandom spaces dang goofies
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guys !!! its the husbandz
#i cant believe haruto saying zihao is his husband made every sprout start loving zaomeis#i am very in support of combining our fanbases yes :’)#like it literally makes sense if zihao fans are sunflowers and haruto fans are sproutz and together we can both be the garden AHHHH#im addicted to the garden on twitter the bp fandom is so sweet :)#ALSO please remember not to actually ship these two theyre real people !!!!!! we’re all in on the joke OK OK !#but they are besties me thinks im delusional:)#i need more husbandz + ricky crumbs pls someone on mnet give them all screentime#ok thats all#boys planet#haruto maeda#wang zihao
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ngl I do not understand people holding fictional relationships to real world standards. especially ones that are not set in a normal modern world.
personally I don't like Dickbabs because they are not the kind of toxic I enjoy reading, but I don't think it's a lesser ship because it's toxic.
y'all do realize that these characters exist in a universe in which they are nearly dying every other week, right? it's fine, expected even, if their interpersonal relationships are fucked up.
another example: I personally like holding Bruce to task for being a bad father but I don't think someone is wrong for not doing that or for justifying anything he's done.
this isn't the real world. it's a comic book universe. the characters are allowed to have relationships that aren't typically seen as healthy in our world.
#moon rambles#moon's ship talk#dc comics#batman#idk how to tag this#I’ve just been thinking about it recently#I think it’s a little ridiculous to hold extremely traumatized characters to this level of ‘healthy’ that we expect real people to be#like hm yes this character that got buried alive once and tortured and died and everything fucking else should be a model partner#I’m not saying you CAN’T hold a character to task for doing something bad to another character#(I do it all the time)#I’m just saying it’s crazy that people in fandoms will hold ships to a specific standard to be seen as good
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So who’s your favorite character in Wander Over Yonder? And what’s your fav ship(s)?
Oh, I love playing this guessing game!! ♡ ~('▽^人) ✨
Favorite character? Well...
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As for ships, I wouldn't exactlyy say I ship anything in this show tbch, but I'd say I'm especially fond of Sylava, in a strictly fanon kinda way.
#Wander Over Yonder#Lord Dominator#woy is funny bc the core four are all so shippable but nothing rlly does it for me. i think nearly all possible pairs there have some charm#when considering *all five* of the mains not a whole lot changes bc dominator's a lesbian and sylvia is the only other main who isn't a dud#(i'm not a pr.o.shi.pper so bigoted type stuff grosses me out when it comes to shipping. we don't go there eugyhgfghhs)#tbcch i'm of the firm belief that lord dominator shouldnt be shipped with anyone in a srs sense. like as far as staying true to canon goes#she's made it extremely clear that she's not into that kinda stuff *and* that she's wAy too horrible for any kinda relationships anyway#but when it comes to lighthearted silly fanon stuff (or any degree of au stuff where *GASP* D isn't a demon & they Work) sylava makea me :)#(in whatever way ppl wanna imagine them. i'm partial to ''yes homo no romo'' qpr type goodness w/ them but i love seeing Everyone's takes!!#partially bc it's nice to see people actually. care. about what dom is and is not about (sexuality-wise). which is THE BARE MINIMUM but wel#a lot of people Do Not do that! sadly sexism and homophobia exist and it seeps into a lotta things in a lotta small ways and *sobs*#SO YEAH IT'S NICE TO SEE. NOT THAT. it's nice to see as a light shining through the darkness that is the internet & 2010s show fandoms sks#ah & partially bc sylava is like. literally the only ship ever kinda-sorta-teased in the show in a way that wasn't just played for jokes#which i think gives us neat things to work with when it comes to the whole ''what if'' kinda stuff- so!!! yea i just think it's neat :]#in both an ''in another life...'' not-so-hypothetical chemistry kinda way AND in an 'im a real stickler for Canon Goodness' kinda way too#haha#as for other ships i'm especially partial to... mmmmm.. 🤔#deathglare in the context of hater learning to cherish & appreciate peepers and treat him RIGHT makes me happy. i like that :)#and skeleton dance is always fun!!!! a real delight both on and off the screen hehah#most everything else makes me go ''oh cool. yea that's cute.'' 👍#ships involving minor characters are pretty take it or leave it. i dont think there's any i have any strong feelings about#except ig that it was pretty sweet when people were shipping lord hater & ripov. tbh i like how many ships people came up with w/ her#that was really swag. she was a fun character!!
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#legit though part of why i often find myself more interested in m/f ships is two-fold#a) they still have women in them and b) m/f ships are allowed to be. well. fucked up for lack of a better word#like my god there were people losing their shit about shadowzel and saying it was wrong to ship it#when frankly it's a very tame example enemies to lovers even though we like to joke about ''toxic yuri''#but there's fuckin discourse about it because istg there's this weird attitude that f/f ships need to be Pure or whatever the fuck??#have y'all ever known lesbians irl??? wlw are every bit as screwed up as everybody else#and yes positive rep is important but i think queer women ESPECIALLY should be allowed to tell the stories they want to tell#without members of their own community jumping down their throats and telling them they're morally bankrupt#because their ship isn't all soft sunshine and rainbows and equal power dynamics and Correct Thinking On The Issues#maybe policing and shaming real queer women for ''glorifying abuse'' or whatever the fuck#(when most of the time they aren't even doing that!!!!)#is the actual negative impact here
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